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Post by on_the_edge on Feb 16, 2022 18:39:39 GMT -5
Of course it's He-Beast's fault..now he needs to carry a large chain to swing. Oh, so we are adding a lil Hercules Hernandez huh? I dig it. |
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Post by Bri on Feb 17, 2022 10:34:57 GMT -5
I've gotta agree with the turning He-Beast into Double H idea too on_the_edge! I can tell that you are having a blast. The references are great throughout. Awesome title defense for Lazer. I've never seen his stats (or Jet Set's for that matter), but he sounds serious. Groovy tag scene developing to boot. I thought I saw Tanya Roberts in the crowd. Excellent! |
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Post by TTX on Feb 17, 2022 10:52:18 GMT -5
Jet Set is basically Flair, Lazer is based on Sting.....their stats match those.
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Post by on_the_edge on Feb 17, 2022 16:56:52 GMT -5
I've gotta agree with the turning He-Beast into Double H idea too on_the_edge! I can tell that you are having a blast. The references are great throughout. Awesome title defense for Lazer. I've never seen his stats (or Jet Set's for that matter), but he sounds serious. Groovy tag scene developing to boot. I thought I saw Tanya Roberts in the crowd. Excellent! Thanks as always for following and the kind words. Yea I think Tanya was trying to check out He-Beast. Well, that makes two votes for adding a little HH to the Barbarian. His order is in for a nice 8-foot length of chain. More crazy 80's action is on the way. I am trying to keep most things in line with the time they really occurred but might have to jump start the timeline on a few things. |
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Post by on_the_edge on Feb 18, 2022 16:50:06 GMT -5
8/12/80 Milwaukee, WI - card #28
A video of NBA legend Wilt Chamberlain arriving earlier in the day. He greets some of the wrestlers and staff.
Live shot of Tennis Pro, Valley Girl and Ball Boy in their locker room.
Ball Boy: Did you hear, Wilt Chamberlain is here tonight?
Valley Girl: Oh, I love him.
Tennis Pro: I didn't know you were a basketball fan.
Valley Girl: Did he play basketball too?
Tennis Pro: What. Did he play...what do you love him for if you didn't know he played basketball?
Ball Boy: I know what. <wink>
Valley Girl: Volleyball of course.
Tennis Pro: Volleyball? What, did you hit your head or something?
Valley Girl: No. Well not that I remember. But yea, he plays volleyball in the International Volleyball Association. I think he's their president too.
With that Tennis Pro tosses his hands up in the air and walks off.
Red Pirate Rogers vs Colbalt Commander.
In a rare occurrence for him, Commander started strong and kept the advantage. Who knows, he might have won but he tried to take a shortcut, tossing Poison Powder into Rogers's eyes, and got disqualified.
Winner: Red Pirate Rogers by disqualification. (*)
Gorilla Typhoon: We are off to a hot start. In our main event The Thrashers defend their tag team titles against All-Night Rocking Express. The ARE boys lost the last time out but have won enough recently to earn this title shot according to Mr. Codger. Of course, the big news is Mr. 100 points, Wilt Chamberlain, is here. (The camera shows him sitting in a VIP area in the front row) He is enjoying the great RCW action.
KC: He came up to me earlier and asked me for tips on picking up women.
Gorilla Typhoon: Give me a break. Let's take a commercial break.
--- commercials including The Show coming to Lincoln NE and Oklahoma City, OK ---
Mean Jeans: Plans are being finalized for our next super card. One thing is set, the name of the card. Do you want to know what it is? There is only one way right now. Call our hotline, 1-999-THE-SHOW. Remember kids, get your parents' permission first.
Tennis Pro w/Valley Girl and Ball Boy vs Bug Buster.
Tennis Pro started really good then Buster got on a roll. Tennis Pro knew he was in trouble and called to Valley Girl for some help. Unfortunately, she wasn't paying attention as she was checking her hair in a mirror. Ball Boy was no help either as he was the one holding the mirror. Bug Buster applied Extermination and Tennis Pro tapped.
Winner: Bug Buster via submission. (**)
Tennis Pro went to the floor and started to berate Valley Girl. Then Star Boy came out.
Star Boy: Hey, tennis guy. We need to have a match.
Tennis Pro: What? No way. I'm done with you. I proved I was better than you.
He pushes Star Boy to the side and walks toward the back.
Gorilla Typhoon: That was weird.
KC: Yea, when did Star Boy learn to speak English so good.
Gorilla Typhoon: I meant him challenging Tennis Pro. But yea, that too.
The Annihilator is walking in back when Mean Jeans walks up.
Mean Jeans: A moment of your time if you don't mind. You have seemed to have achieved your mission regarding Stallions Gone Wild. Will you be returning to where...or when as the case may be, now?
The Annihilator: (a short pause as he stares at Jeans) No.
Means Jeans: (seems shook before going on) Um, so what is next for you then?
The Annihilator: I'll be champ.
--- commercials including some of the new TV shows coming in the fall including Hill Street Blues, Bosum Buddies and Dynasty ---
RCW World Champion Lazer is talking to Pierre the Enormous. They are having a good laugh when Dude Brohan walks in. He shakes Lazer's hand and tells him what a great job he did beating that air head Jet Set. As he keeps talking Pierre walks off.
The Thrashers vs All-Night Rocking Express for the RCW World Tag Team Championship.
The champs were working really good. So good they didn't even need any of their usual dirty tactics. Dizzy Lixx almost pinned Jesse Wild after his finisher. Shortly after that he tagged Cesar Sleaze in. Sleaze used a running axe handle to take Wild down and then pinned him.
Winner: The Thrashers by pinfall to retain. (*)
Chet Skye can't believe it. He tosses his head back in despair. He enters the ring to ask Jesse what happened. Jesse asks him where was he during the pin.
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Post by Bri on Feb 20, 2022 13:24:53 GMT -5
Really enjoying the serious foreshadowing going on in this last installment of The Show on_the_edge! Congrats to The Thrashers on their successful tag team title defense. All is getting radical-er and radical-er. Looking forward to what's next! |
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Post by on_the_edge on Feb 20, 2022 16:00:16 GMT -5
Really enjoying the serious foreshadowing going on in this last installment of The Show on_the_edge! Congrats to The Thrashers on their successful tag team title defense. All is getting radical-er and radical-er. Looking forward to what's next! Once again, thank you for the kind words. In regard to that last segment, I have to give some credit to the dice. It felt too early to roll a pin save but the dice gave a low roll on the pin attempt resulting in the pin. So decided to add some spice from that. If they keep losing their relationship might end up in the...Pit(s). |
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Post by on_the_edge on Feb 21, 2022 16:39:13 GMT -5
8/19/80 Lincoln, NE - card #29
The show begins with a video from earlier in the day. Jet Set Strutter and The Thinker are talking in back when The Thinker starts laughing and points. The camera pans and we see He-Beast the Barbarian pushing a mop and mop bucket.
Jet Set: What the heck is he doing?
The Thinker: Isn't it obvious. I fired him and he landed him a job as a janitor for RCW. I must say I'm impressed. I didn't think he had the mental power for a job like that. I thought he'd be a ditch digger.
Jet Set: He would have to know which end of the shovel to use.
Both men laugh and walk off.
Gorilla Typhoon: Welcome to The Show. We are live in Lincoln, NE the cornhusker state.
KC: Yes, this state sure is corny.
Gorilla Typhoon: That joke sure is. Anyways, our main event tonight will be Mighty Leo defending his USA title against The Piranha. For now, let's go to the ring for our first match.
Pelvis Pressly w/Big Boss Jr. vs Rad Racer w/Mr. Bonsai.
Pelvis was in control from the start. He hit a Heartbreak Hotel but only got a two count. Later he motioned for his manager to get his guitar. Knowing Pelvis was up to something underhanded Mr Bonsai tried to get the ref's attention and alert him. But all he did was keep the ref from seeing Pelvis grab his guitar and smash it over Racer's head. Luckly for Racer, when the ref turned around, he was confused where the debris came from but decided to remove it from the ring before making the count even though Pelvis and Boss were yelling at him. That allowed Racer time to kick out. Unfortunately, it just delayed the inevitable as Pelvis hit another Heartbreak Hotel.
Winner: Pelvis Pressly by pinfall. (*)
--- commercials ---
In a locker room Star Boy/Scott is talking to a hologram of Alvin.
Star Boy/Scott: Well, it's set. I have a match next week. I sure hope I've picked up enough to not make a complete fool of myself. Or my ancestor for that point.
Alvin: That is good and all but it doesn't address the bigger problem. How are you going to get Tennis Pro to accept a match with you?
Star Boy/Scott: I've been thinking about that. I have a plan that might just work.
American Heroes vs Red Scare.
Being more experienced, Danger Zone started for his team. Red Scare did not use the same strategy as Space Monkey started for them. Early on it did not work for Red Scare. KC said it was disrespectful for Danger Zone to perform a monkey flip on Space Monkey at the start of the match. Either way, Danger Zone was totally in control. Then he tagged Warhawk in. He kept the Heroes rolling for a while. Then Monkey was able to tag out. The match did a 180. Hammerhead smashed Warhawk with a huge left hook and covered for a two count. He then waited for Warhawk to get to his feet before taking him out with a Soviet Sledge.
Winner: Red Scare via pinfall. (**)
Danger Zone checked on his partner as Red Scare celebrated their win. Gorilla says he doubts this is the end of this rivalry.
--- commercials ---
Tennis Pro is talking to Valley Girl in a hallway, telling her she needs to stop paying so much attention to her looks and more attention to his matches. He needs a valet not an airhead. Then Star Boy walks up.
Star Boy: That is no way to talk to or treat a beautiful woman. Let me show you how it's done pal.
He grabs Valley Girl's face with both hands and lays a big wet kiss on her lips. He lets her go. As she stands there speechless, Star Boy walks off leaving a stunned Tennis Pro watching him.
Tennis Pro: What the actual hell? I thought he could barely speak any English.
He turns toward Valley Girl is about to say something then pauses for a moment.
Tennis Pro: Oh my gosh, you enjoyed it, didn't you?
The two just stare at each other.
Mighty Leo vs The Piranha for the USA Heavyweight Championship.
The champ looked unbeatable in this match. He was all over The Pirahna. After destroying him for a few minutes he used Lion's Claw and got the submission.
Winner: Mighty Leo by submission to retain. (*)
As Leo is celebrating in the ring the lights go out. The sound of heavy mechanical breathing is heard and then a spotlight shines on the stage. The Dark Invader is standing there and he makes the belt gesture at his waist.
Gorilla Typhoon: It looks like Mighty Leo has a new challenger for the USA Championship already.
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Post by TTX on Feb 21, 2022 16:59:00 GMT -5
Hammerhead and Space Monkey as a tag team..and it makes sense.
Go Mighty Leo.
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Post by Bri on Feb 25, 2022 16:31:41 GMT -5
Hey on_the_edge! Jammin stuff my friend. Mighty Leo shines in the main event. Star Boy forces Valley Girl and Tennis Pro to read his lips. (He shoots...he scores lol)! In the words of Curt Gowdy...How About That! Hoping Mighty Leo can put together a solid reign. And hoping Star Boy can get to second base. Rockin! |
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