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Post by on_the_edge on Feb 10, 2022 19:09:01 GMT -5
Dasher and Sugar are a perfect fit in this fed. Thanks, glad I am not the only one to think so. I thought they would work plus putting them with Tennis Pro as a variation of the Varsity Club could be fun. |
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Post by on_the_edge on Feb 12, 2022 16:28:02 GMT -5
7/15/80 St. Louis, MO - card #24
The Annihilator vs Jobber Joe.
Jobber Joe came down dressed as an air conditioner repairman. He tried getting in a shoving match to start things. Major mistake. The Annihilator shoved him across the ring then rolled. Armageddon almost got him the win but he followed it up with Hasta La Vista and did get the win.
Winner: The Annihilator by pinfall. (*)
After the match Mean Jeans enters the ring to interview The Annihilator. He keeps his eyes upward and away from looking at The Annihilator.
Mean Jeans: The fans want to know, what brings you to RCW?
The Annihilator: I must find Stallions Gone Wild. I have come close, but they keep escaping. I demand they meet me in the ring.
Mean Jeans: Do you mean in a match? Like a handicap match.
The Annihilator: (slowly turns his head toward Mean Jeans) If that is what it takes.
--- commercials including for The Show coming to Lexington KY and Cincinnati OH in the next couple weeks ---
Stallions Gone Wild and Professor Gigawatt are in a locker room. The Professor is looking over paperwork.
Will: We are so in trouble. What are we to do Professor?
Professor Gigawatt: I'm working on it Marty.
Will: It's Will.
Professor Gigawatt: What? Oh yes, Will. Time travel tends to lead to confusion of names. Hmm, I wonder where I could get a nuclear warhead to create an EMP. No, no that probably isn't feasible.
Fred: I say we accept his challenge.
Will: Have you had a short circuit? Are you Number Five? Have you not seen the size of him?
Fred: True, he is mighty big. But there are two of us and only one of him. If you remember our math classes, two is more than one.
Will: So true. Radical.
Both men play air guitars.
Hammerhead vs Danger Zone.
A really good, fast paced, hard hitting match. Hammerhead used his power while Danger Zone relied on his speed. It was Need For Speed that led to Zone's victory.
Winner: Danger Zone via pinfall. (***)
After the match Hammerhead asked for a mic.
Hammerhead: You got lucky Danger Zone. Da. Your lucky will not last forever. Nyet. Soon my tag team partner will arrive from the motherland. You need to find yourself a partner. That way we can defeat you and show the world Russia's true greatness.
Gorilla Typhoon: It's almost time for the main event and Dude Brohan's in ring debut. Stay tuned.
--- commercials including a sale on 9 Volt and D batteries at Radio Shack ---
Mean Jeans: Tune in next week to find out when Lazer will defend the RCW World Championship against Jet Set Strutter in a Two Out of Three Falls match. For now, it's time for the...wait...I'm getting word something has happened in back. Let's go to the camera back there.
The camera shot goes into the back where Bug Buster is laid out on the ground. He seems to have been the victim of an attack.
Dude Brohan vs Colbalt Commander.
The fans cheered loudly when Brohan came out. He looked to get some payback for Colbalt's attack on him last week. He dominated most of the match. An atomic drop preceded the pinfall.
Winner: Dude Brohan via pinfall.
Star Boy is in the locker room getting ready for a match. Suddenly he stops walking and looks at his outfit. His hands feel at his face. He rushes to the mirror and looks at his reflection.
Star Boy: Oh boy.
There is a knock on the door and a ring crew member pops in.
Ring crew man: Hey Star Boy, hurry up. Your dark match with Lazer is next.
Star Boy: Yea ok. I will be there in just a minute.
The man starts to leave then freezes. He looks at Star Boy with a confused expression on his face and slowly backs out of the room.
Star Boy: A wrestling match? Oh boy.
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Post by on_the_edge on Feb 13, 2022 16:20:10 GMT -5
7/22/80 Lexington, KY - card #25
The show starts with video footage from last week. Star Boy stumbles into the locker room. He looks like he's been thru a war. He sits down on a bench and lowers his head into his hands.
Star Boy: Alvin? Are you there? Can you hear me?
Suddenly a hologram of a man in an Air Force officers uniform, chomping on a cigar and holding some strange device in his hand appears.
Alvin: I'm here Scott Heckett, ya don't have to shout.
Star Boy/Scott: What the heck happened? Or is happening? Where am I? WHO am I?
Alvin: I told you. I told you that Project Quantum Jump wasn't ready for a test. But would you listen? Nooooo. Anyways, to answer your plethora of questions, Wiggy here says you are in 1980 in the body of a distant relative, Star Boy. His real name is a mystery because he is a...luchador. That's a masked Mexican wrestler. You are signed to RCW.
Star Boy/Scott: Great, now how do I get back.
The hologram of Alvin is pushing buttons on his device.
Alvin: Huh. According to Wiggy here, you have to defeat Tennis Pro in a match. Once you beat him you should be able to jump back into your body.
Star Boy/Scott: Wonderful. How am I supposed to do that? I know NOTHING about wrestling.
Alvin: That is only half the problem. According to Wiggy, this Tennis Pro character wants nothing to do with ya. He feels he won some feud you had and won't accept a match with you. So along with learning to wrestle, you have to get him in a match with you.
We are now live in a different locker room with the same participants.
Alvin: Ok, we might have a solution to your issue with lack of wrestling knowledge. According to Wiggy, there is another show not far from here and they accept amateurs. I will get the address then you can go there, have a match or two and hopefully pick up some tips.
Star Boy/Scott: Well, it's worth a shot. What's the worst that could happen?
Gorilla Typhoon: Welcome to The Show. Our World Champion, Lazer, is in our main event in a non-title match. He will also announce when he will face Jet Set in a Two of Three Falls match. Let's get to the ring for our opening match.
All-Night Rocking Express vs All Americans.
The boys of ARE were on fire tonight. They dominated the action and used Torpedo Dropkicks to finish Dasher Hatfield off. It seems they are on a collision course for another match against The Thrashers. But this time for the World Tag Team titles.
Winner: All-Night Rocking Express by pinfall. (*)
--- commercials ---
Arizona Chance vs Johnny Kobra.
Kobra might not have known what hit him. Arizona rolled over him and used a Last Crusade to earn the W.
Winner: Arizona Chance via pinfall. (*)
A mud-covered Star Boy walks into the locker room. He scuffles over to a bench and collapses on it.
Star Boy/Scott: ALVIN!!!!!
The hologram of Alvin appears.
Alvin: You rang? Whoa. I was gonna ask how it went but from how horrible you look; I would say not so good.
Star Boy/Scott: That wrestling show you sent me to turned out to be a MUD wrestling show.
Alvin: Oh. Well, did ya learn anything?
Star Boy/Scott: Other than having a woman wrap her legs around your head isn't always as fun as you might think, no. Not really. I think I will just hang around here and watch the other guys and take notes.
Alvin: Yea, that sounds like a good idea. But maybe, take a shower first.
--- commercials including for a Presidential debate between President Jimmy Carter and GOP nominee Ronald Reagan ---
Gorilla Typhoon: It is almost time for our main event. Next week we will be in Cincinnati OH. The main event will be Stallions Gone Wild vs The Annihilator in a handicap match. Tonight is our 25th episode. Time sure flies. Hard to believe we got to 25 already.
KC: Hard to believe you can count to 25.
Gorilla Typhoon: Give me a break KC.
Lazer vs Rad Racer w/Mr. Bonsai in a non-title match.
The two men shook hands to start the match. After that Lazer was all over the young man. Lazer put Racer in the Lazerlock and the match was over.
Winner: Lazer by submission. (*)
Lazer: All right, so The Thinker was a real stinker and got Jet Set an automatic rematch. That's fine by me. Two of Three falls? Cool. I can beat Jet Set twice as much that way. As far as when the match will take place, it will be in two weeks when The Show is in Indianapolis IN. Being your best Strutter. It still won't be enough.
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Post by on_the_edge on Feb 15, 2022 18:51:34 GMT -5
7/29/80 Cincinnati, OH - card #26
The show begins with a video focusing on the brutal sneak attack on Bug Buster a couple weeks ago. Then we are live.
Gorilla Typhoon: It's been two weeks since the Pearl Harbor on Bug Buster and we still have no idea who did or why. Bug Buster doesn't know as he was attacked from behind. He's at home recovering and hopes to return soon.
KC: My guess is a large cockroach looking for payback for some of his buddies.
Gorilla Typhoon: You are just too much KC.
Dark Invader vs T.A. Templeton.
Both men were steaming over recent defeats. Templeton put up a good fight, but Invader was too much for him. Eventually Dark Invader hit The Corruptor and made the pin.
Winner: Dark Invader by pinfall. (***)
--- commercials including for The Show coming to Indianapolis and Milwaukee over the next couple weeks ---
Inside the ring Mean Jeans stands next to Hammerhead.
Mean Jeans: Hammerhead, you asked for this time to make an announcement. What is it?
Hammerhead: Da. I've been talking about the Soviet Union sending me a tag partner. Well, he's finished his training and he has arrived here in Capitalist America. Everyone stand and cheer for my tag partner.
The theme from 2001: A Space Odyssey plays as smoke flows out from the entrance. Then a man in a space suit, complete with space helmet, walks out and slowly strides toward the ring. Some fans boo but most are in awe. The Cosmonaut enters the ring and shakes Hammerhead's hand. Then he slowly releases the clasps on his helmet and removes it. The man is no man but actually a monkey.
Hammerhead: I introduce my tag partner, Space Monkey. He is Soviet Union's greatest Cosmonaut. Soon he will be greatest tag wrestler and World Champion as our team, Red Scare, will dominate the wrestling scene in RCW just like USSR dominated the Olympics.
Mean Jeans: They sure didn't dominate in hockey back in the Winter Olympics.
At that Hammerhead glares at Jeans then Space Monkey started yelping and making wild noises as he chased Jeans out of the ring.
Gorilla Typhoon: Things are getting crazy around here. I sure hope Mean Jeans is ok.
KC: Yea, it's bananas. I bet Jeans has to change his jeans.
Gorilla Typhoon: Give me a break.
Arizona Chance vs Pelvis Pressly w/Big Boss Jr.
Big Boss Jr. got Arizona's attention allowing Pelvis to get the jump on him. He could not keep the advantage and Arizona was soon all over him. Big Boss Jr. tried getting the ref's attention to no avail. Pelvis survived the first Last Crusade but not the one that came right after it.
Winner: Arizona Chance via pinfall. (* 1/2)
--- commercials including for the newest cool treat at Dairy Queen, the Blizzard ---
A dramatic promo video from The Piranha. It shows him working out and some clips of him winning matches. He then says he wants to face USA Champion Mighty Leo for the title. He says he can beat Leo and deserves to have gold around his waist.
A reminder that next week in Indianapolis, IN the World Championship will be on the line. Lazer faces Jet Set Strutter in a Two of Three Falls match.
Stallions Gone Wild w/Professor Gigawatt vs The Annihilator in a handicap match.
Will starts for his team. He comes in smiling and tries to shake The Annihilator's hand. The stoic one just stares at him. Then Will starts to dance, doing the robot, and slowly "powers down". As The Annihilator stares at him Will suddenly gives a stiff kick to the gut. Will has the advantage for a short bit then the large man battles back.
The Annihilator performs Terminated and Will kicks out. He does it a second time and Fred looks to the Professor for help but Gigawatt is busy building some kind of gadget. Will finds the strength to kick out. The Annihilator keeps on the attack. After a Cyborg Clothesline he goes for a cover. Fred jumps over the top rope and lands a leg drop breaking the cover. As the ref scolds Fred, Fred points to the corner as if The Annihlator had a tag partner coming in. That worked as the ref turned to stop the "tag partner" so Fred rolled Will on top of The Annihilator.
A foolish feeling ref turns around and counts two before the kick out. Will crawls to his corner and tags Fred in. Fred got in some offense for a minute or two. Then The Annihilator took charge. He brutalized Fred and hit Hasta La Vista to earn the victory.
Winner: The Annihilator by pinfall. (***)
Professor Gigawatt and Will check on Fred. They are about to leave when The Annihilator puts a hand on Fred's shoulder to stop him. His other hand reaches in his leather jacket.
The Annihilator: I am sorry but I must annihilate...your Cyberdime Cryptocurrency Credit Union accounts.
He pulls out a device and holds it to Fred's right palm. Then he did the same to Will's palm.
Will: Surely you are kidding?
The Annihilator: No, I am not. Your traveling thru time without proper permission made you in violation of Cyberdime rules and regulations. Thus, your Credit Union accounts are terminated. Any funds you have will be sent to your home address via a check. (a short pause) And don't call me Shirly.
He turns and slowly exits the ring, heading to the back.
Fred: Man, how bogus.
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Post by TTX on Feb 15, 2022 20:19:39 GMT -5
Like the name for Annihilator's finisher better than the actual one.
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Post by on_the_edge on Feb 15, 2022 20:51:57 GMT -5
Like the name for Annihilator's finisher better than the actual one. What did they name it? |
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Post by TTX on Feb 16, 2022 5:41:31 GMT -5
Total Termination.
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Post by on_the_edge on Feb 16, 2022 17:16:23 GMT -5
Yikes. Yea, your name for it is much better. |
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Post by on_the_edge on Feb 16, 2022 17:35:48 GMT -5
8/5/80 Indianapolis, IN - card #27
Video from earlier in the day shows World Champion Lazer showing up in a Pontiac Trans-Am. Then later in the day a limo pulls up. Jet Set Strutter, The Thinker and He-Beast the Barbarian get out.
Gorilla Typhoon: Welcome to Indianapolis and The Show. We have an action-packed night for you all. The main event is out World title match. Let's not waste time and get to the ring for out opening match.
During the opening match introductions, the camera catches Star Boy standing to the side of the entrance ramp. He has a pencil and notepad. He seems to be taking notes during the match.
Rad Racer w/Mr. Bonsai vs Dark Invader.
This match came about as Invader was upset at losing recently to Racer. It was obvious he was mad as he brutalized Racer. In fact, he hit a Shadow Side Slam right away and almost got the pin. Then he kept the offense going. Mr. Bonsai thought Invader was up to no good and tried to get the ref's attention but the ref didn't see him. Eventually Racer got in some offense but not enough. He kept kicking out of pin attempts but a back elbow smash finally took the last of the fight out of him.
Winner: Dark Invader via pinfall. (**)
Gorilla Typhoon: That was a fun opening match. Now let's go to the back where Mean Jeans has some big news on our next super card.
The camera goes to the back.
Mean Jeans: Thanks Gorilla. Do I have some big news about the super card indeed. For those...
There is a commotion from down the hall, screaming and crashing. Mean Jean and the camera man run down to see what is happening. We see a wild man, with a beard and wearing a keffiyeh tossing Johhny Kobra into a stack of boxes used to transport TV equipment. Then he starts stomping on Johnny. Some officials and refs come running over and this crazy looking Arabic man takes off down the hall and out of sight.
Gorilla Typhoon: Wow, that was nuts. Let's go to commercial and try and regroup.
--- commercials including Sear's Labor Day sale ---
Gorilla Typhoon: Before we went to break, we saw some man attacking Johnny Kobra in the back. Johnny was checked by our medical staff and taken to a local hospital to be safe. We will pass on any updates as we get them.
KC: It seems the attacker got away. Do you think he was the same attacker that attacked Bug Buster?
Gorilla Typhoon: I don't know but it is possible.
All-Night Rocking Express vs Blood and Gore w/The Gargoyle.
The Express has been on a winning streak as they try and earn a title match. Early on it seemed their streak would continue. They had Skullgore in trouble. However, he fought back and had Chet Skye on the defensive. He tagged out and Keith Blood kept the advantage. He caught Chet in his Nightbreed finisher and Chet faded till the ref called the match. This is a bit of an upset.
Winner: Blood and Gore by submission. (**)
We see Star Boy is still watching and taking notes.
The crowd cheers as Danger Zone makes his way out to the ring. He stops and puts his navigator sunglasses on a young girl in the front row before entering the ring.
Danger Zone: Last week that Commie Hammerhead introduced a tag team partner. Before that he told me to get a tag partner of my own. Well, I did just that. I called up a buddy of mine who was in the army. Would you all give a warm welcome to my good friend and new tag team partner, Warhawk.
The fans cheer again as a jacked man in fatigue pants and tight tank top comes out. He joins Danger Zone in the ring.
Danger Zone: We are American Heroes. What better way to deal with the Red Scare than some American Heroes?
--- commercials including an announcement that Wilt Chamberlain will be making an appearance on next weeks The Show ---
Gorilla Typhoon: It is time for the main event. Remember, it's Two of Three Falls. So, to win the match you have to make two falls.
KC: I am not sure how this match will go. Will Jet Set win 2-0 or 2-1? I mean odds are Lazer might get lucky and win one fall.
Laser vs Jet Set Strutter w/The Thinker and He-Beast the Barbarian in a Two of Three Falls match for the RCW World Championship.
Jet Set tried to get the jump on Lazer but the champ was ready for him. Laser used his power to toss Jet Set around the ring. Body slams and clotheslines had the challenger in trouble. Jet Set kicked out of a couple pin attempts. The Thinker knew his meal ticket, er man, was in need of help. So, he slipped in the ring to try and attack Lazer. But Lazer caught him which made the fans go wild. After making The Thinker sweat a bit, Lazer lifted him and body slammed him to the mat. The crowd cheered. After The Thinker rolled out of the ring, Laser went back on the attack. He hit a cross body block and pinned Jet Set to win the first fall.
After a 30 second break they started the second fall. Laser kept the heat on. He seemed on the verge of victory when he put Jet Set in his Lazerlock finisher. But The Thinker, holding his sore neck, ordered He-Beast into the ring. The Barbarian got Lazer's attention as he released the hold. Before anything could happen between the two the ref sent He-Beast to the back. Lazer threw Jet Set out of the ring and followed him. Jet Set hit him with a Mexican Uppercut. The ref almost DQ'd him but being a title match he gave some leeway. Back in the ring Jet Set was in control for the first time. He got the champ in the Six-Figure Leg Lock. Lazer tried to get out but was forced to tap. Things were tied up 1-1.
Once again, a 30 second rest period. When it was time to start Lazer let out a loud yell and he flexed. Jet Set fell to his knees and begged for mercy. He attempted another low blow but Lazer blocked him. Once again Lazer flung Jet Set from corner to corner. He hit a superplex to really take the fight out of Jet Set. Then he applied the Lazerlock in the middle of the ring. Jet Set screamed in pain and pulled on his hair. Finally, he could take no more. Jet Set tapped out.
Winner: Lazer via two falls to one to retain. (*****)
A very upset The Thinker looks into the camera.
The Thinker: This is all your fault He-Beast! You're FIRED!!!
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Post by TTX on Feb 16, 2022 18:00:34 GMT -5
Of course it's He-Beast's fault..now he needs to carry a large chain to swing.
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