Post by Vanimal on Dec 25, 2021 20:15:33 GMT -5
Holiday Havoc
Deimos
No Good Deed Unpunished
Like he would any other year, Santa Wolf was on his way to Deimos Children's Hospital with bags of toys for all the good little girls and boys...and aliens. This year was a little different, Santa Wolf had too many presents and needed friends. Joined by Ultramantis Santa, Santa Lope, and Reptillo The Red-Nosed Reindeer, the four set off to deliver presents to all the good little girls and boys...and aliens. Not everyone was feeling so generous, however. The Tharkas Who Stole Christmas was out to ruin the night and he wasn't alone; Rotunda Claus, Krampuseed, Mutant Elf, Jack Frost, and Hannukalith were with him.
"Why am I here?" asked Hannukalith.
"Because you hate Christmas like the rest of us!" snapped Tharkas.
"No I don't, I actu..."
Hannukalith was cut off by Tharkas' plan. They would steal the presents from the goody goods and sell them for cash, in turn buying their own merch to up their numbers.
"That seems really convoluted" spurted Murtmax.
"Quiet you, or I'll send you to NXT 2.0!" threatened Tharkas.
Tharkas split the caper up into five match ups. "Get the presents on your floor, meet in the lobby! It's time to ruin Christmas!"
No Good Deed Unpunished
Like he would any other year, Santa Wolf was on his way to Deimos Children's Hospital with bags of toys for all the good little girls and boys...and aliens. This year was a little different, Santa Wolf had too many presents and needed friends. Joined by Ultramantis Santa, Santa Lope, and Reptillo The Red-Nosed Reindeer, the four set off to deliver presents to all the good little girls and boys...and aliens. Not everyone was feeling so generous, however. The Tharkas Who Stole Christmas was out to ruin the night and he wasn't alone; Rotunda Claus, Krampuseed, Mutant Elf, Jack Frost, and Hannukalith were with him.
"Why am I here?" asked Hannukalith.
"Because you hate Christmas like the rest of us!" snapped Tharkas.
"No I don't, I actu..."
Hannukalith was cut off by Tharkas' plan. They would steal the presents from the goody goods and sell them for cash, in turn buying their own merch to up their numbers.
"That seems really convoluted" spurted Murtmax.
"Quiet you, or I'll send you to NXT 2.0!" threatened Tharkas.
Tharkas split the caper up into five match ups. "Get the presents on your floor, meet in the lobby! It's time to ruin Christmas!"
Tharkas vs. Ultramantis Santa
Ultramantis Santa defeated Tharkas with SLEIGHING MANTIS BOMB at 15:04
The Tharkas Who Stole Christmas thought he'd set an example like any good leader would and decided to take on the first Santa, that being Ultramantis! Ultramantis beats the Grinch with his bag of toys before putting Tharkas down for good.
Reptillo the Red-Nosed Reindeer vs. Rotunda Claus
Reptillo the Red-Nosed Reindeer defeated Rotunda Claus with the REINDEER CLUTCH at 19:07
Reptillo's night is pretty uneventful handing out gifts and candy to children until Rotunda Claus arrives. Making a mad dash for the candy canes, Rotunda Claus knocks over everything in her path. The two battle all over the hospital until they reach the cafeteria where a food fight turns violent. Reptillo manages to put Rotunda Claus down for a long winters nap with a REINDEER CLUTCH.
Krampuseed vs. Mutant Elf
Krampuseed defeated Mutant Elf with a birch stick flogging at 8:35
Confused about who was naughty and who was nice, Krampuseed and Mutant Elf end up fighting with each other! In the end, Krampuseed takes Mutant Elf to the woodshed with a birch stick flogging.
Jack Frost vs. Santa Lope
Santa Lope defeated Jack Frost with a missletoe dropkick at 4:17
"I've been looking forward to this for a long time! Me and Wolf finally get to tango!"
The Tharkas Who Stole Christmas failed to mention to Jack Frost that it wasn't Santa Wolf he'd be facing, it would be Santa Lope! Thrown off his game plan completely, Jack Frost was no match for Lope's crazier than crazy style. The wild Ani-Men made easy work of the Ice Man and continued giving out gifts.
Hannukalith vs. Santa Wolf
Hannukalith wins by Disqualification at 31:12
Hannukalith wins by Disqualification at 31:12
On the fifth floor of the Children's Hospital, Hannukalith ran into Santa Wolf.
"I suppose your here to take these presents from me. Well you can take them from my cold dead hands!" said Santa Wolf as he gripped the Christmas bag tighter.
"Actually no, I have no problem with..." but Hannukalith didn't get to finish. Santa Wolf was all over him with a flying reindeer leg scissors. A Stocking Stuffer got Wolf a one count but Hannukalith roars back with a Dreidel Drop and Menorah Mauler. Santa Wolf takes two MACCABEE CATASTROPHE but refuses to lose the bag of goodies for the kids. He comes back with a vicious SAVAGE FACE CLAUS. The two men battle all over the hospital, sometimes taking the stairs to brawl, sometimes the elevator. Santa Wolf takes it too far using a bedpan as a weapon striking Hannukalith several times in the head.
"Time out! What the hell?!?!" asked Hannukalith.
"What? You're trying to steal these presents! You deserve a bedpan to the head!" retorted Santa Wolf.
"I'm not! I don't hate Christmas! There's room for all holidays!" said Hannukalith.
"Oh..I thought you were part of the group that..you know..."
"No I just got out of the cab the same time they were arriving, you know how awkward it can be to see work people outside of the office." Hannukalith and Santa Wolf both nodded at each other. With the threat defeated the new friends set out to pass out presents for all the good little boys and girls...and aliens. It was a night they would never forget. When it was done they did karaoke in a bar in downtown Deimos until the sun came up on Billy Jo Boxing Day!
