NEED PARODY PRODUCT "SPONSORS" FOR TRI-STATE WRESTLING

[barnestormer]

In an effort to add more realism to my Tri-State Wrestling write-ups, I'm looking to add "parody product" commercials such as the two I'm starting to use now:

• PITSI-POP - The soda with 1/2 of the carbonation for more of that great cola taste. "1/2 THE FIZZ, DOUBLE THE WHIZ-BANG!" (Parody of Pepsi-Cola (and now, their newest creation, Pepsi Nitro, which is sort of along the lines of my parody product, but it's supposed to have smaller carbonation bubbles. It's very fizzy and almost explodes out of the can once you open it.)
• HALE-BOPP PIZZA - PIZZA THAT'S OUT OF THIS WORLD! (While not based on any actual store-bought pizza brand or pizza chain, this parody product is actually based on another parody product placement in the Super Mega Baseball video game franchise - VERTIGO PIZZA - "Pizza So Good, It'll Make Your Head Spin!")

HALE-BOPP PIZZA - PIZZA THAT'S OUT OF THIS WORLD!
I could use some suggestions for other parody products to use as "sponsors." I'd like to steer clear of parodies of alcoholic beverages, as I'm trying to keep things as "family-friendly" as I can.

[The Mysterious Budo]

It wouldn't be a local promotion unless it has a commercial for one of those furniture places called "CRAZY JIMMY'S, WHERE THE PRICES ARE INSAAAAAAAANE"

[TTX]

I've been watching some old commercials on YouTube and recently they had if not the original, definitely someone doing that. Crazy Al I think.


"Tiny Tim's Tin Roofing. We guarantee you can tip toe through the tulips even after getting our perfect roofing."

[awsomsinger]

BIG BERTHA'S BIG BINGO BARN

WIN BIG BUCKS WITH BIG BERTHA   

[throwingtoasters]

I'll Venmo you $10 to promote my YouTube Channel!