Ring of Chaos...AKA.....The RoC

[korgano]

Just a few announcements of the rules

1) There are none....No DQ's.....Pin falls anywhere in the SHED

2) Oh !!!! What is the SHED ?

3) It's an old Granite Shed, that used to produce Granite tombstones.

4) It has been bought by Korgano Montress, to now produce the greatest wrestling shows ever seen.


The RoC is on the air !!!!!!!!!!

Match One: The Samoan Swat is introduced to the SHED-HEADS. Great pop for Samu and Alofa. There opponents, the Carnage Crew ( Loc & Devito ) get a few jeers.
Samu quickly starts the match by lighting Loc's chest up. Samoans have things going their way after a double clothesline. Alofa follows the double clothesline up with a power slam. Loc rolls out of the ring and heads for the concession stand. Devito disposes of Samu and he and Loc hit a Carnage Driver on Alofa. Devito climbs on top of teeshirt table an executes a F-U Moonsault. on Alofa. Alofa kicks out of pin. All four men brawl to the backstage area. Devito picks up a broom and smashes over Alofa's head breaking the broom in two. The next few minutes a brutal as Devito uses a empty case, northern lights on concrete, sit-out suplex, 2 fishermen suplexes, an another northern lights suplex back out near the concession stand. Followed by an empty keg to the head. Loc then takes over the assault on Alofa. Samu finally, comes to Alofa aid by scoop slamming him on the tile. Samoans are back in control. All four men battle back toward the ringside area. Alofa nails Loc with the ring bell sending blood every where. After a double ax off the apron, Alofa hits a Samoan Drop. Covers Loc for the pin, Loc kicks out. They all battle into the backstage area again, where Samu hits a big head-butt on Loc, but still can't get a pin fall. As they battle from backstage into the crowd. A fan hands Samu his crutch, which he hammers over Loc's bloody head. Next few minutes go back and forth, until Samu hits a Samoan drop in the aisle way, covers Devito for the pin, Devito kicks out. The fight wages outside the SHED. Devito rakes Samu's face across the concrete, turning the asphalt RED Samu regains the advantage and then delivers a diving head-butt off a car. Devito kicks out again. Back in side, at ringside Devito smashes a water pitcher over Samu's head. Samu's face runs crimson Samu doesn't stay down long, he grabs a TV cable and ties Devito up to the ring post and delivers 10 chair shots to his head. Samu then unties Devito, he falls to floor. Samu goes for the cover. Loc makes the save hitting Samu with a tornado bulldog. With Samu down, Carnage Crew hits the Carnage driver on the concrete. Alofa makes the save. They all battle back to the ring. Samu hits a Samoan drop on Devito. Devito rolls out. They battle to the backstage area again. Devito throws Samu through an office window, Samu loses more blood Carnage Driver on the office floor does Samu in.

Winners: Carnage Crew
Time: 14:55
Fan Rating; 2.75
Carnage Crew 1-0
Samoan Swat 0-1

Sponsor Break

[korgano]

Back from break

Match two: The insane Delirious is introduced. The kids go crazy, the adults are stunned by the man on the edge of insanity. Drake Younger is introduced to the the sound of his new theme song " Proud to be a redneck piece of white trash ". Every parent shields their child from Drake as he threatens to bust a light tube over their heads. The 16-20 year olds have found their cult leader. Drake dominates early, inside ring, Boiler room, ringside. Delirious finally, shows offense when he nails shadows over hell and then chemical imbalance #2, pin fall fails. After Delirious delivers 20 clotheslines in the corner. Drake rolls out, heads for the locker room. Delirious catches up to him, throws Drake down a flight of stairs. 2nd pin fall also failed. They battle back into the Boiler room. Delirious whips Drake into the steam pipes. Delirious charges at Drake, Drake grabs a ladder and smashes it into Delirious's head. Drake places Delirious on a table, climbs ladder, suicide dive off ladder............................................sending Delirious through table. Drake with a cover, Delirious kicks out. Drake follows up with the Drake's landing, Delirious is done 1,2,3.

Winner; Drake Younger
Time; 5:00
Fan rating: 2
Drake Younger 1-0
Delirious 0-1


Match three: Huge POP!!!!! for Low Ki and Samoa Joe. Huge POP!! for Brent Albright and Sabu. Sabu dominates Low Ki. Albright is tagged in hits a back breaker. Low Ki rolls out. Albright follows, gets hit with a couple of stiff kicks and then Low Ki power bombs Albright through the announce table. Albright kicks out of pin. Albright regains the advantage with a kick to the gut. Albright then punishes Low Ki with a pile driver on the concrete, followed by a DDT on the stairs. Albright rolls Low Ki back into the ring and slaps on the STF. Low Ki gets to the ropes for a break and gets out of the ring. Low Ki trying to clear the cob webs stumbles to the concession area. He picks up an empty keg and plants it on top of Albrights head. Then comes off tee shirt table with the Warriors Way. 1........2..........kick out. Both men now start exchanging hay makers. WHAM!!!!!!!!!!! out of no where, Joe, Topa's over the tee shirt table into both men. Then delivers a senton off tee shirt table, followed by another topa over table when Albright gets to his feet. Albright and Joe now are trading huge blows as the battle to the weight room. Joe picks up a dumbbell.....THUD to the side of Albright head, out goes Albright's running lights. Joe with the cover 1..2..3.

Winners: Low Ki and Samoa Joe
Time: 5:07
Fan rating: 1.75
Low Ki and Samoa Joe 1-0
Albright and Sabu 0-1


Main Event: Adam Pearce vs Christopher Daniels
This one broke down early. Both Warriors where out side the SHED with in the first minute. Match ended with Pearce whipping Daniels in the RoC truck, rolling him up with hand full of tights. Pearce quickly heads for the parking lot. Daniels sits braced against the truck tire in disbelief.

Winner: Adam Pearce
Time: 1:50
Fan rating: .5 (1/2)
Adam Pearce 1-0
Chistopher Daniels 0-1


End of show one. I hope everyone in LOW universe enjoyed card one as much as everyone here in the SHED did. Please let Mr. Montress know your thoughts.

[korgano]

The RoC - EP2

Match 1: Tonights card opens up with The Vachons ( in their debut) vs Samoan Swat ( who lost a tough match to Carnage Crew last week ). First few minutes of this one was back and forth. Vachons finally, got things rolling their way with a double clothesline and a double neck breaker. Pierre slaps on the legacy of pain. Alofa cries out in pain, finally Samu makes the save, but Pierre clotheslines Samu out of ring. All four men battle to the locker room. In the Damian punishes Alofa, even whipping him into the huge truck bay door. Damian tries to whip Alofa down a flight of stairs, Alofa reverses down the stairs goes Damian. Alofa with the cover...one count. Next few minutes is fought in and out of the SHED. They finally, end up in the restroom were out of no where Damian slaps on the Pit bull lock for the tap out.

Winner: The Vachons
Time: 6:41
Fan rating: .75 (3/4)
Vachons 1-0
Samoan Swat 0-2


Match two: Delirious ( who lost to Drake Younger last week ) vs Christopher Daniels ( who lost to Adam Pearce last week ). This fight was all Delirious, until it spilled backstage. Daniels hit the angel wings on the concrete for the pin fall.

Winner: Christopher Daniels
Time: 2:41
Fan rating: .5 (1/2)
Christopher Daniels 1-1
Delirious 0-2


Match three: Heartbreak Express w/ Eddie Fyne ( debut ) vs Sabu/Albright ( who lost to Low Ki/Samoa Joe last week ). HBE had their way with Sabu, almost got a quick pin fall with sexy gyration/big splash. Finally, Sabu got rolling against Sean. Showing off his camel clutch and Arabian face buster. Sabu tagged in Albright, they delivered a double pile driver to Sean. Albright slaps on the STF, Phil makes the save. All four men battle to the outside of the SHED. Sean rams Albrights head into a tree. Albright returns the favor by slamming Sean into a taxi. As this battle wages on. The camera shifts off Sean and Albright, just in time to see Sabu with a stop sign to Phil head. Pin fall 1..2..3

Winners; Sabu/Albright
Time; 6:31
Fan rating; 1.5
Sabu/Albright 1-1
HBE w/ Fyne 0-1


Main Event; Magnum Tokyo ( debut ) vs A J Styles ( debut ). The first half of this match was even. Some fans even feared A J may lose, even though Magnum never had a pin attempt. As the match wore on A J, went to his bread and butter. Connecting with a spring board forearm, corner splash, (2) Pele kicks and then the Styles Clash to end the night.


Winner: A J Styles
Time; 9:22
Fan rating; 2
A J Styles 1-0
Magnum Tokyo 0-1

Good night from the SHED.

[korgano]

The Roc - EP3


Match one; Vachons ( win last week over Samoan Swat ) vs Carnage Crew ( win two weeks ago over Samoan swat ). Loc gained the quick advantage with a hub cap to Damian's head. When Pierre got tagged in things changed. The Vachons isolated Loc in their corner. Pierre used his power ( big body slam, legacy of pain ). A tag, and double clothesline brought Damian back into action. After, a hurricanrana Loc rolls out of the ring. He heads for the public restroom. He pildrives Damian on the tile floor. Grabs a mop and breaks it in two over Damian's head. Damian fights back hard and gives Loc the old SWIRLY in the toilet. By this time Pierre seams a little " pissed ". Pierre shouts: " Damian !!!!, I'll finish this ". Pierre smashes Loc with a barbed wire fish. Then throws Loc into the urinal. Devito tries to clothesline Pierre, Pierre moves and clotheslines Loc. Pierre throws Devito out of the restroom. Delivers a sitout choke slam to Loc for the pin fall.

Winners; The Vachons
Time; 5:49
Fan rating; .75 ( 3/4 )
Vachons 2-0
Carnage Crew 1-1

Match two; The Plague ( debut ) vs Delirious ( who is win less in RoC ). This match was better then expected. First, six and half minutes where even. Plague first pin attempt was after, throwing Delirious down a flight of stairs. Delirious first, pin attempt was after, a suicide dive off a ladder putting Plague through a table. Plague took the fight outside the SHED. Through Delirious into the side of the company truck. Plague then picks up a caution sign and bends it over Delirious head to score the pin fall.

Winner: Plague
Time; 7:25
Fan rating; 2.5
Plague 1-0
Delirious 0-3


Match three: Return match from week one !!!!!!!! Sabu/Albright vs Low Ki/Samoa Joe. Any other week, this would have been the main event. Even though it wasn't, these four put on a hell of a show. Sabu quickly out of the gate. Hitting his air Sabu on the second move of the match. Sabu tags in Albright they double neck breaker Low Ki. Albright then throws Low Ki it his corner. Albright yells: " I want you !!! You fat @#$%^&. ". Joe is all smiles, they lock up. Joe whips Albright into the corner and delivers a face wash ( SHED-HEADS are off the chain ). Joe brutalizes Albright, After, an enzuigri that almost knocks Albright out. Joe drags him over to the concession stand and craves into his forehead with a fork ( blood runs like water ). After, several suplexes and sentons. Joe drags Albright to the locker room were he takes the belt that was in his dress pants and starts to whip Albright. Albright falls onto a bench press, Joe drops a 100lbs on to Albrights chest. As Joe celebrates and grabs a drink of water. Albright grabs a dumbbell and smashes it into Joe's head. Joe goes down, as the blood pools around Joe's head, Albright falls due to blood loss. Sabu locks on the camel clutch on Joe. But, Joe will not tap. As they battle back to ringside Joe plants the timekeepers bell to the side of Albrights head ( blood flies everywhere ). Joe then climbs into the ring and waits for Albright to stand. Tope suicida from Joe onto Albright. As Joe gets up, Sabu hits Joe with an Arabian face buster. Albright staggers to his feet, points at Joe, looks to the fans. " He's finished ", Low Ki delivers a Ki Krusher to Albright on the concrete and follows it up with a warriors way from the apron. Sabu and Albright man handle Low Ki for the next few minutes. Joe finally, gets back in the action. By this time they are back in the locker room. Joe has Sabu up for a muscle buster, when Albright smashes Joe right in the face with a dumbbell ( blood gushes from Joe's face ). Albright with the pin 1...2...3


Winner: Sabu/Albright
Time; 13:53
Fan rating; 3.75
Sabu/Albright 2-1
Low Ki/Samoa Joe 1-1


Main Event; Arik Cannon ( debut ) is introduced. Korgano Montress's music hits ( Priceless by Flo - Rida ). Kor climbs into the ring. Kor's announcement " SHED-HEADS please welcome the newest addition to the RoC roster. Former WWE World Heavyweight Champion............C M Punk !!!!!!!!!!!! Pyro show and the SHED-HEADS. ROOOOOOCK the SSSHHHEEEDDD. Arik Cannon became a man tonight. Punk was dominate for over six minutes. Tried three pin attempts that all failed. By this time Arik know he could hang with the Former World Champion. He also knew that to beat Punk, he had to go Xtreme. So Arik the fight into the crowd. through Punk down a flight of stairs. Once inside the boiler room. Arik used a ladder and the steam pipes as weapons. He even put Punk on a table, climbed a ladder and send Punk through the table. Pin fall attempt failed. So Arik goes and gets another table, put Punk on it, climbs the ladder. This time Punk moves and Arik crashes through the table. Arik still seeming to be the fresher fighter. Takes the fight back to the ring. Brain buster, Salto suplex, Savette k....ic, wait a minute, Punk ducks the savatte kick, whips Arik into the turnbuckle. Follows it up with a corner knee strike....Bulldog. Cover 1...2...3

Winner; C M Punk
Time; 12:33
Fan rating; 4
C M Punk 1-0
Arik Cannon 0-1


Tonight was a great show
The Vachons seem to be on a roll
Sabu/Albright vs Low Ki/Samoa Joe feud has already spilled gallons of blood.
C M Punk's debut and 4 star match with Arik Cannon has really put The RoC on the wrestling map.

Good night from the SHED

[korgano]

The RoC EP4


Match one; Dragon Gate ( debut ) vs The Vachons ( have wins the last two weeks ). Yoshino used his speed against Damian. Once it went outside the ring and Pierre could have his way with the smaller men from Japan. The Vachons dominated, Pierre even delivered a sitout choke slam to Yoshino in the boiler room. Genki tried to mount some offense against Pierre. But, it also failed in the end Genki tapped out to the legacy of pain.

Winners; The Vachons
Time: 6:22
Fan rating; 2.25
Vachons 3-0
Dragon Gate 0-1


Match two: Delirious ( still winless in the RoC ) vs Magnum Tokyo ( who lost two weeks ago to A J Styles ). This match sparked the first RIOT in RoC history. Delirious is a huge fan favorite, so much that when it looked like Delirious would lose for the forth time in as many weeks. The SHED-HEADS began to RIOT and LUTING of merchandise started. This sparked something in Delirious, who took Magnum into the rest room. Slammed his head into the stall door, stuck his head in the toilet for a SWIRLY Then delivered the Chemical Imbalance #2 to get the pin fall. ( side note all merchandise was returned after the win and no arrest were made ).

Winner; Delirious
Time; 4:08
Fan rating; 1.5
Delirious 1-3
Magnum Tokyo 0-2


Match three; Naptown Dragons ( debut ) vs Sabu/Albright ( Big win last week over Low Ki/Samoa Joe. The Dragons team work helped them isolate Sabu. Once Albright got in the ring things changed. They were able to isolate Dustin Lee. Both ended up outside the SHED. This is where Scotty tried to take over. Sabu would have none of it. They battled back to the ring. Albright slapped on the crowbar for the tap out.

Winners; Sabu/Albright
Time; 9:53
Fan rating; 2.5
Sabu/Albright 3-1
Naptown Dragons 0-1


Main Event: Chris Hero ( debut ) vs A J Styles ( who two weeks ago defeated Magnum Tokyo ). This one was short and quick. A J with Styles Clash near the concession stand.

Winner; A J Styles
Time; 3:26
Fan rating; 0
AJ Styles 2-0
Chris Hero 0-1


Vachons are rolling
Delirious with first win
Sabu/Albright on collision course with the Vachons

A J Styles #1 stud in RoC ?

[korgano]

The RoC is proud to present The Granite Table.

The first four weeks have past here in the RoC. Here is how thing look.

RoC first PPV will be held in six weeks. It has been named " Breaking Point "

At " Breaking Point " the RoC will crown a World Champion and a World Tag Team Champion.

Singles Ratings
A J Styles
C M Punk
Adam Pearce
Drake Younger
Plague
Christopher Daniels
Delirious


Tag Team Ratings
Vachons
Sabu/Albright
Low Ki/Samoa Joe
Carnage Crew


Singles Match of the Year Candidate
Arik Cannon vs C M Punk ( EP3 )


Tag Team Match of the Candidate
Sabu/Albright vs Low Ki/Samoa Joe ( EP3 )


Preview for EP5
HBE w/ Fyne vs Naptown Dragons

Matt Sydal ( debut ) vs Heavy Metal ( debut )

Low Ki/Samoa Joe vs Vachons

J D Michaels w/ April Hunter ( debut ) vs Christopher Daniels