Post by Bri on May 21, 2023 13:12:01 GMT -5
THE GOLDEN WRESTLING ALLIANCE
Between The Lines...
(Chronicles the tumultuous beginnings of just how The GWA was barely able to get off the ground...and then what happened...)
Sunday, 4 / 9 / 2023
Chapter One:
The Envelope
(The scene is an obscure and rundown looking room in Sheepshead Bay, Brooklyn...this room has been converted into a makeshift office...the main business telephone is ringing...):
Sweet And Sour Larry Sweeney - Law Offices Of Loophole And Large...this is Large...how can I help you?...
Voice On The Phone - Where are they?...
Sweet And Sour Larry Sweeney - Who dey?...I mean they who?...
Voice On The Phone - Low Devil Beaver...I know they're still in business...somewhere...
Sweet And Sour Larry Sweeney - I don't know...I mean we don't know...
Voice On The Phone - Bullshit...I'm comin' in...(loud click)
Playboy Buddy Loophole Rose - Who was that?...
Sweet And Sour Larry Sweeney - I dont know...some really intense dude...looking for Low Devil Beaver?...isn't that that...you know...that funky weird 70's film?...
Playboy Buddy Loophole Rose - No......well yes...but no...so what'd you say?...
Sweet And Sour Larry Sweeney - That we don't know...
Playboy Buddy Loophole Rose - What'd he say?...
Sweet And Sour Larry Sweeney - That he's coming in...
Playboy Buddy Loophole Rose - Shit...
(From somewhere on the otherside of their door...inside the main room of the nail salon in the building Loophole & Large operate out of...the unmistakable voice of The Dark Menace is recognized by Loophole...but Large hasn't the slightest idea of just who he is...The Menace barges through the door and into their office):
The Dark Menace - Loop...where are they?...
Playboy Buddy Loophole Rose - I don't know...
The Dark Menace (produces a thick manilla envelope from a briefcase) - I need you to give this to them...
Playboy Buddy Loophole Rose - In a court of law...if I accepted that...it could prove that I know...of their whereabouts...
The Dark Menace - So...what now?...
Playboy Buddy Loophole Rose (after a quick thought and while simultaneously pointing to Larry Sweeney) - Give it to him...
The Dark Menace (shoves the envelope into Sweeney's solar plexus which forces Sweeney to awkwardly grab the envelope...The Menace barges out while saying) - I'll be in touch...one week...
Playboy Buddy Loophole Rose (To The Menace) - Does this have anything to do with That Golden Wrestling Alliance?...
The Dark Menace (just before he shuts the door behind him as he abruptly leaves the office) - Maybe...
Sweet And Sour Larry Sweeney - Hey...Why am I getting this...loaded envelope?...
Playboy Buddy Loophole Rose - Because this is Loophole and Large...And I'm...Loophole...
Sweet And Sour Larry Sweeney - So...Who the hell was that?...and What the hell is this?...
Playboy Buddy Loophole Rose - That...was The Dark Menace...and that (points at the envelope)...looks like maybe a letter of engagement and or a contract...
Sweet And Sour Larry Sweeney - For who...us?...
Playboy Buddy Loophole Rose - Sky Low Low, She Devil and Little Beaver...and maybe...us...
Sweet And Sour Larry Sweeney - Can you please tell me what's going on here?...
Playboy Buddy Loophole Rose - Remember what I told you about Afghanistan Bananastan and The LXG?...
Sweet And Sour Larry Sweeney - Yeah...but that's all ancient history right?...
Playboy Buddy Loophole Rose (interrupting) - Maybe...
Sweet And Sour Larry Sweeney - And this has something to do with?...
Playboy Buddy Loophole Rose (interrupting) - The Golden Wrestling Alliance maybe...I have a feeling that this may be a job offer...
Sweet And Sour Larry Sweeney - For them...and us?...
Playboy Buddy Rose - Yep...
Sweet And Sour Larry Sweeney - Do you really know where they are?...
Playboy Buddy Rose (makes eye contact with Sweeney) - No...but I know someone who does...
Sweet And Sour Larry Sweeney (catching Loopholes drift) - Buggy Hair...
Playboy Buddy Rose - Buggy Hair......
THE GOLDEN WRESTLING ALLIANCE
To Be Continued Next Sunday !
(Please Note - This is an ongoing work of fan fiction done with the utmost respect and love for all of the parties involved !!!)
Between The Lines...
(Chronicles the tumultuous beginnings of just how The GWA was barely able to get off the ground...and then what happened...)
Sunday, 4 / 9 / 2023
Chapter One:
The Envelope
(The scene is an obscure and rundown looking room in Sheepshead Bay, Brooklyn...this room has been converted into a makeshift office...the main business telephone is ringing...):
Sweet And Sour Larry Sweeney - Law Offices Of Loophole And Large...this is Large...how can I help you?...
Voice On The Phone - Where are they?...
Sweet And Sour Larry Sweeney - Who dey?...I mean they who?...
Voice On The Phone - Low Devil Beaver...I know they're still in business...somewhere...
Sweet And Sour Larry Sweeney - I don't know...I mean we don't know...
Voice On The Phone - Bullshit...I'm comin' in...(loud click)
Playboy Buddy Loophole Rose - Who was that?...
Sweet And Sour Larry Sweeney - I dont know...some really intense dude...looking for Low Devil Beaver?...isn't that that...you know...that funky weird 70's film?...
Playboy Buddy Loophole Rose - No......well yes...but no...so what'd you say?...
Sweet And Sour Larry Sweeney - That we don't know...
Playboy Buddy Loophole Rose - What'd he say?...
Sweet And Sour Larry Sweeney - That he's coming in...
Playboy Buddy Loophole Rose - Shit...
(From somewhere on the otherside of their door...inside the main room of the nail salon in the building Loophole & Large operate out of...the unmistakable voice of The Dark Menace is recognized by Loophole...but Large hasn't the slightest idea of just who he is...The Menace barges through the door and into their office):
The Dark Menace - Loop...where are they?...
Playboy Buddy Loophole Rose - I don't know...
The Dark Menace (produces a thick manilla envelope from a briefcase) - I need you to give this to them...
Playboy Buddy Loophole Rose - In a court of law...if I accepted that...it could prove that I know...of their whereabouts...
The Dark Menace - So...what now?...
Playboy Buddy Loophole Rose (after a quick thought and while simultaneously pointing to Larry Sweeney) - Give it to him...
The Dark Menace (shoves the envelope into Sweeney's solar plexus which forces Sweeney to awkwardly grab the envelope...The Menace barges out while saying) - I'll be in touch...one week...
Playboy Buddy Loophole Rose (To The Menace) - Does this have anything to do with That Golden Wrestling Alliance?...
The Dark Menace (just before he shuts the door behind him as he abruptly leaves the office) - Maybe...
Sweet And Sour Larry Sweeney - Hey...Why am I getting this...loaded envelope?...
Playboy Buddy Loophole Rose - Because this is Loophole and Large...And I'm...Loophole...
Sweet And Sour Larry Sweeney - So...Who the hell was that?...and What the hell is this?...
Playboy Buddy Loophole Rose - That...was The Dark Menace...and that (points at the envelope)...looks like maybe a letter of engagement and or a contract...
Sweet And Sour Larry Sweeney - For who...us?...
Playboy Buddy Loophole Rose - Sky Low Low, She Devil and Little Beaver...and maybe...us...
Sweet And Sour Larry Sweeney - Can you please tell me what's going on here?...
Playboy Buddy Loophole Rose - Remember what I told you about Afghanistan Bananastan and The LXG?...
Sweet And Sour Larry Sweeney - Yeah...but that's all ancient history right?...
Playboy Buddy Loophole Rose (interrupting) - Maybe...
Sweet And Sour Larry Sweeney - And this has something to do with?...
Playboy Buddy Loophole Rose (interrupting) - The Golden Wrestling Alliance maybe...I have a feeling that this may be a job offer...
Sweet And Sour Larry Sweeney - For them...and us?...
Playboy Buddy Rose - Yep...
Sweet And Sour Larry Sweeney - Do you really know where they are?...
Playboy Buddy Rose (makes eye contact with Sweeney) - No...but I know someone who does...
Sweet And Sour Larry Sweeney (catching Loopholes drift) - Buggy Hair...
Playboy Buddy Rose - Buggy Hair......
THE GOLDEN WRESTLING ALLIANCE
To Be Continued Next Sunday !
(Please Note - This is an ongoing work of fan fiction done with the utmost respect and love for all of the parties involved !!!)