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Post by topdollar on Jun 10, 2023 14:08:08 GMT -5
Get well soon, Bri! Buddy Rogers giving away free shirts to the fans was a nice touch...too bad it didn't help Brian Blair beat Solar Flair! It was great to see the legendary Space Ace refereeing Back In The New York Groove's title win. I can hear him calling the wrestlers "Curly": Back out of the corner, Curly! No closed fists, Curly!, etc. To Space Ace, everyone is Curly, and now he's Back In The New York Groove, Curly! Ack! Looking forward to all the upcoming shows--especially the ones in New York(home of the Groove) & Detroit Rock City! Keep the good stuff coming! |
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Post by Pariah on Jun 10, 2023 17:53:05 GMT -5
Really fun seeing Space Ace wearing the stripes for that tag title match... Too bad The Falcon & the Winter Soldier were unable to retain.  |
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Post by Bri on Jun 11, 2023 14:36:02 GMT -5
Afternoon TTX me bro! - as always, you are far too kind...when my friends and fellow promoters find the fed enjoyable well that's where the good stuff is!...I've got a pirates cough now, but slowly getting better - thanks my friend! Afternoon brother topdollar! - Having The Space Ace as a referee was the first time I've ever used the special referee rules as layed out in the new handy dandy Filsinger Games spiral bound blue print for awesomeness so it was a lot of fun. A big rematch is in the cards for next week - thanks my friend! Afternoon brother Pariah! - First off, I'm very glad all is good by you and yours!...I can't imagine how rough it must have been by you - the cloud of smoke that covered NYC this past week made the place look like Mars (for real). Anyway - I hear you about T-Bolt & Thatcher losing the tag titles. Hot potato titles are definitely obnoxious, but the bright side here is that although they're reign ended, the feud hasn't. Next fridays main event in Honolulu will be the third and final bout between both teams & it's for all the marbles. The winners carry on as champs & the losers go back into the rotation. Fingers crossed that they give all of us a good show! Thanks my friend! I've decided to go back to how I used to report the matches (via a few high level & hopefully entertaining facts) - inspired by @troys "The World vs Bob Backlund" fed. Coming up in a few is Chapter Four of our Between The Lines story - "From Parts Unknown". Thanks all! |
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Post by Bri on Jun 11, 2023 15:26:04 GMT -5
THE GOLDEN WRESTLING ALLIANCEBetween The Lines...(Chronicles the tumultuous beginnings of just how The GWA was barely able to get off the ground...and then what happened...) Wednesday, 4 / 12 / 2023
Chapter Four:From Parts UnknownDeep Inside The Stickney Crater, On Phobos, (Mars's..."Other"...Moon):
Phobote Representative - Well as you can see...any of these newly renovated...state of the art...cavern complexes...should suit you...and you're...associates to a t...guaranteed... She Devil - They're beautiful...but I'm not here for the caverns...that you wanna...sell... Phobote Representative - Young lady...THOSE...caverns are only...a myth...a figment of overactive imaginations...all across...the galaxy... She Devil - 250,000?... Phobote Representative - There's no such cavern complex known as..."Parts Unknown"... She Devil - 500,000?... Phobote Representative - Some...long lost...smugglers caves?...superstitious nonsense!... She Devil - Alright 750,000... Phobote Representative - 1.5 Million... She Devil - 1 Million...and you wont hear a peep out of us...final offer...and my eyes are up here Wrinklehead... Phobote Representative - Deal...it's down this way for quite a while...follow me...actually...I'll follow you... A Wooded Hillside, On The Outskirts of Salt Lake City:
(A large robbed man sits at a wooden table by a modest campfire...he briefly pauses from reading his heavily dogeared paperback to stare up the hillside at something...the paperback he's reading is called..."How To Maintain Your Resurrection"...the something that this man was looking at...was another robbed man...one who was even larger than he was...who just happened to be the author of the book).
(Now a courier appears...and hands the reader at the table...a telegram...(of all things)...the reader thanks the courier...tips him with a small uncooked bag of white rice...and notices that this telegram is for the larger man...the author...who is slowly...and contemplatively...walking up the hill...with his hands loosely folded behind his back...the reader gets up...calls out to the author...and walks up to give him the telegram):The Reader (aka Deacon Yukon Eric) - Master...this came for you... The Author (aka Father Don Leo Jonathan) - Thank you... Deacon Yukon Eric (with a slightly...but familiar tone of annoyance) - WHAT?... Father Don Leo Jonathan - THANK!...YOU!... Deacon Yukon Eric (goes back to reading the paperback and walking down the hill after saying) - Right!... (Father Don Leo Jonathan reads the telegram from Little Beaver...pauses in thought...and then continues his contemplative walk...up the hill...)Local NBC Late Night Newscast, Washington D.C.:
NBC Lead Anchor - So tonight...Washington D.C....we have the exclusive story...as to what really happened...regarding the kurfuffle at The White House dinner this evening...turns out that late in the evening it was discovered that someone had indeed broken into the White House...and nonchalantly started to hand wash all of the dirty dishes!...as if he's always been there...who was it?...it was none other than former LXG Public Relations Guru...Bill Murray!...supposedly...the White House Chief of Staff...was able to pull some strings...in order to have Murray released from custody...only because...according to the Chief of Staff...Murray was doing such a great job...ha ha ha...te hee te hee te hee...Goodnight D.C....I'm Nuk...Fukleberry...and I'm...so...outta here... Small Television Studio In The Former Arthur Kill Correctional on Staten Island:
Stage Manager Trish Stratus - And Now It's Time!...For You're Cable Access Game Show Host...With The Most!...Diamond David Lee Roth!... David Lee Roth - Well Thank You Darlin'!...And Now It's Time For Our Eager Contestant...To Hear All About The All Expenses Paid Vacation... Eager Contestant (Interrupting) - HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT (BELCH)...HOLY!...SHIT!... David Lee Roth - That She's Won!... (As Roth goes to read off of the special teleprompter that has all of the vacation information on it...he sees that it's malfunctioning...by the time Stage Manager Stratus and Cameraman Marin were able to figure out the problem...and correct it...the damage was done...it was supposed to be at a quaint, (some even say darling), bnb in The Hamptons but Dave...had absolutely no clue about what the prize was...so he riffed):David Lee Roth - Rosie Holelatta!...Youve Won An All Expenses Paid Trip To...Ronkonkoma Long Island!...That's Right!...Score Some Meth In The Park!...Have A Psychic Reading From A Psychotic Psychic!...And Finish Off The Day...With A Tantalizing Game Of Tag!...With The Mutants Who Hang Out Behind The 7 Eleven!... (As the scene disintegrated into a shouting match between Mrs. Holelatta and Roth...Wolf appeared at the studio and got Stratus's attention and explained through the fray...that Sky and Beav have a job for all of them):Rosie Holelatta (shouting) - WHAT THE HELL (BELCH) IS THIS!...SHIT!... Cameraman Cheech (shouting) - RELAX ROSIE!...WE'LL FIX ALL OF THIS!...AND WE ALSO HAVE A $75.00 GALLON BOTTLE OF PERFUME FOR YOU!...CHANNEL NUMBER 8 MAMACITA!... Cameraman Chong (shouting) - AND HEY BESIDES...THOSE CATS BEHIND THE 7 ELEVEN ARE ALRIGHT...THEY JUST GOTTA...BAD RAP...MAN!... On A Park Bench Down By The Shore of The Hudson River (Where 80th Street Meets Shore Road, Bay Ridge Brooklyn):
(Little Beaver is sitting cross legged on a bench as Wolf stands close by and keeping a watchful eye through the midnight...Beav has his eyes closed...and is attempting to speak with someone...using a telepathy that most folks wouldn't believe he has (it still even trips me out)):Inside a 7 Eleven, Ronkonkoma Long Island:
(He was a regular customer...he just loved all of the food here...it was just so...different...from what he was used to...he was convinced that he was completely addicted to these extra large...pizza rolls that he was buying...)
(As he was about to gather up his delicious bag of guilty pleasure...he heard a voice in his head...it was Beav's voice...Beav said that they all might be getting back into the business...but they couldn't and wouldn't accomplish anything...without him...)
(Well this regular customer didn't waste a moment...he unceremoniously left the 7 Eleven...to the quizzical looks of the employees...and not to mention...from some of the folks sneaking peeks of him...from their happy place in back of the building...the customer briefly returned...for his forgotten pizza rolls...walked outside the 7 Eleven...and disappeared...):Arch Mutant (softly to everybody else with him) - He's...gone... The Mutants (softly in unison) - Who?... Arch Mutant - The man who casts the Silver Shadow... (The Mutants all crestfallingly gaze at the mural of Endgame...that they drew using hundreds of mayonnaise packets...on the back of the building...)
To Be Continued Next Sunday !!!
(Please Note - This is an ongoing work of fan fiction done with the utmost respect and love for all of the parties involved !!!)
(Even the imaginary ones !!!)
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Post by TTX on Jun 11, 2023 15:57:36 GMT -5
Arch Mutant...awesome.
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Post by Bri on Jun 13, 2023 18:03:42 GMT -5
Hey TTX! Many thanks brother. I tell ya he's quite impressive & keeps this gaggle of mutants in line and focused. And as soon as it stops raining, they're right back at it with redrawing the magnificent mayonnaise mural affirming their devotion and worship of Endgame. Coming up next is the program for Friday's card in Honolulu! Thanks brother. |
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Post by Bri on Jun 13, 2023 18:14:39 GMT -5
THE GOLDEN WRESTLING ALLIANCE
Where Legendary...And Soon Independent and Galaxian Timelines...Worlds...Universes...Dimensions and Realms...Collide !!!...
Coming Up This Friday Night:
6 / 16 / 2023
From...Honolulu! :
1. Danny Hodge vs Johnny Gargano
2. Bishop Hell vs George Hackenschmidt
3. Meteor Storm - Buckshot Bart & Astro Crook vs See No Evil Hear No Evil - "Father" Don Leo Jonathan & "Deacon" Yukon Eric
4. Payback vs A.J. Styles
5. Gladiator of Aethra - Apex vs "The Peerless" Frank Gotch
6. NO DISQUALIFICATIONS NO COUNT OUTS FEUD REMATCH - The Masked Midnight Express - Midnight 1 & Midnight 2 (With Jim Cornette) vs The Bullet Club - The Cleaner Kenny Omega & Hangman Adam Page. (The second in a best of three bout feud series with The Masked Midnight's leading one win to none !!!).
7. INAUGURAL WORLD(S) WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP !!! - Sinful vs Elina
8. WORLD OF SPORT RULES - Gorgeous George vs Johnny Saint. (Tie breaking best of three feud match finale...with a future title shot being earned by the winner !!!)
9. NO DISQUALIFICATIONS OR COUNT OUTS - TEN MAN TAG TEAM BOUT - The Basilisk, Cthulhu The Collector, Steele Freak, Jack Hood & Solar Flair vs Swarm, Silverback, B. Brian Blair, Jim Brunzell & Buddy Rogers. (If Basilisk's team wins...then; 1. Swarm becomes part of Cthulhu's "Collection/Stable", (as well as Cthulhu's personal servant) and 2. Solar Flair will be granted a GWA WORLD(S) HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE SHOT!!!...However...If Swarm's team wins...then; 1. The Basilisk will be free and no longer the exclusive property of Cthulhu The Collector and 2. Swarm will be granted a GWA WORLD(S) HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE SHOT !!!)
10. TWO OUT OF THREE FALLS - FOR THE GWA WORLD(S) TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP - The Tag Champions - Back In The New York Groove - Don Curtis (c) & Hacksaw Jim Duggan (c) will be making their very first title defense against The Former Champions - The Falcon & The Winter Soldier. (Along with the titles changing hands in their last contest...this bout holds the same risk...as well as settles this best two out of three match feud series...as both teams have lodged one win a piece !!!)
- 6pm Doors Open - 7pm Belltime !!!
- You won't want to miss it !!! Absotively !!!
THE GOLDEN WRESTLING ALLIANCE
- Tickets Are Always Available At The Box Office !!!
- Discounted Travel And Hotel Accommodation Packages Are Available For All Shows On Our Now...Thirty Two...Arena Tour With Arenas In:
New York, Philadelphia, Chicago, Detroit, Houston, Las Vegas, Los Angeles, Vancouver, Honolulu, Tokyo, Athens, Rome, London, Mexico City, San Juan, Toronto,
And then followed by Cetus, Titan, Andromeda, Neptune, Pleiades, Aethra, CTA-102, Cygnus, Brymstone, Centra, Castilex, Draco, Cloneworld, Merapis, Kronos and last but not least - The 5th Realm !!!
(M.O.B. Productions Inc. 😊)
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Post by Bri on Jun 16, 2023 16:09:09 GMT -5
THE GOLDEN WRESTLING ALLIANCE - 9
Where Legendary...Independent and Galaxian Timelines...Worlds...Universes...Dimensions and Realms...Collide !!!...
Friday, 6 / 16 / 2023
From Honolulu...
(Note: Moves in red font were either near dq or near co maneuvers.)
Match Results:
1. Danny Hodge defeated Johnny Gargano via Pinfall. Hodge pinned Gargano after his OKLAHOMA SIDE ROLL finisher - (15:44).
Danny Hodge - 1 Fatigue, Won The Opening Collar & Elbow
Johnny Gargano - 4 Fatigues, Won 1 Ringside Brawl
2. George Hackenschmidt defeated Bishop Hell via Pinfal. Hackenschmidt pinned Hell with his RUSSIAN BEAR HUG finisher after his prior attempt failed to force a submission - (9:43).
George Hackenschmidt - 0 Fatigue
Bishop Hell - 3 Fatigues, Won The Opening Collar And Elbow
3. Meteor Storm - Buckshot Bart & Astro Crook defeated See No Evil Hear No Evil - Father Don Leo Jonathan & Deacon Yukon Eric via Pinfall. Meteor Storm pinned Eric after their METEOR STORM primary tag finisher (Bart Hoists Opponent Up To His Shoulders And Crook Hits A Double Boot Stomp To The Opponents Chest Off The Top Rope) - (42:45).
Buckshot Bart - 6 Fatigues, Lost The Opening Collar & Elbow, Won 2 Ringside Brawls
Astro Crook - 0 Fatigues, 1 Submission Save
Don Leo Jonathan - 2 Fatigues, Won The Opening Collar & Elbow, Lost 2 Ringside Brawls, Powerslammed Bart Through A Ringside Table, 1 Botched Pin Save
Yukon Eric - 5 Fatigues, 1 Pin Save
4. Payback defeated A.J. Styles via Pinfall. Payback pinned Styles after his Perfect Cross Body Block Off Of The Top Rope - (30:59).
Payback - 3 Fatigues, Won The Opening Collar & Elbow, Won 4 Ringside Brawls, 2 Mutually Damaging Maneuvers
A.J. Styles - 7 Fatigues, Evaded 1 Finisher Attempt, Slammed Paybacks Head Into The TV Announcers Table, Cracked Payback In The Head With A Steel Chair At Ringside
5. Gladiator of Aethra - Apex defeated Frank Gotch via Pinfall. Apex pinned Gotch after his APEX OF GLORY finisher (An Over The Shoulder Fallaway Slam Off Of The Top Rope - (27:08).
Apex - 7 Fatigues, Won 1 Ringside Brawl
Frank Gotch - 2 Fatigues, Won A Prolonged Opening Collar & Elbow, Was Piledrived Onto The Arena Floor
6. NO DISQUALIFICATIONS NO COUNT OUTS FEUD REMATCH - The Masked Midnight Express - Midnight Number 1 & Midnight Number 2 With Jim Cornette defeated The Bullet Club - Kenny Omega & Hangman Adam Page via Pinfall. Midnight Number 2 pinned Page after countering an attempted Back Body Drop with a Sunset Flip Off Of The Ropes - (49:11). (Along with winning their feud with The Bullet Club 2 Wins To None...The Masked Midnight Express has been named The Number One Contenders To The GWA WORLD(S) TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP !!!)
Midnight Number 1 - 3 Fatigues, Won The Opening Collar & Elbow, Won 1 Ringside Brawl, Lost 2 Ringside Brawls
Midnight Number 2 - 1 Fatigue, Iniated 2 Double Team Maneuvers, 1 Pin Save, 1 Steel Chair Shot on Omega, Lost 1 Ringside Brawl
Jim Cornette - 1 Near Fall Interference, 2 Attacks Not Spotted By The Referee
Kenny Omega - 7 Fatigues - Lost The Opening Collar & Elbow, Won 2 Ringside Brawls, Lost 1 Ringside Brawl, 2 Botched Pin Saves,
Hangman Adam Page - 2 Fatigues, Won 1 Ringside Brawl
Matt Jackson - 1 Match Saving Interference After Storming The Ring
7. INAUGURAL GWA WORLD(S) WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP BOUT !!! - Sinful defeated Elina via Pinfall. Sinful pinned Elina after her Leaping Enzuigiri maneuver - (27:15). (Sinful has become The Inaugural GWA World(s) Women's Champion !!!)
Sinful - 3 Fatigues, Won The Opening Collar & Elbow, Executed One +4 RESURRECTION finisher Against Elina, Brawled Into The Crowd, Won 1 Ringside Brawl, Executed One RISING FROM THE GRAVE counter finisher
Elina - 6 Fatigues, Brawled Into The Crowd
8. WORLD OF SPORT RULES (10 Rounds) - Gorgeous George With Cherie Dupre defeated Johnny Saint via Disqualification. Saint was disqualified for Relentless Brawling Outside The Ring - (21:30) (Gorgeous George has won this feud two wins to one...and has now become The Number One Contender for The GWA World(s) Heavyweight Championship !!!)
Gorgeous George - 4 Fatigues, Won The Opening Collar & Elbow, Excessive Brawling Outside Ring
Cherie Dupre - 1 Attack Not Seen By The Referee
Johnny Saint - 3 Fatigues
9. NO DISQUALIFICATIONS OR COUNT OUTS - TEN MAN TAG TEAM BOUT - Swarm, Silverback, Jim Brunzell, B. Brian Blair & Buddy Rogers defeated The Basilisk, Cthulhu The Collector, Hades*, Jack Hood & Solar Flair via Submission. Rogers forced Flair to submit to his FIGURE FOUR GRAPEVINE finisher - (36:52). (With this victory, The Basilisk is no longer anyone's property & is free...& Swarm has earned a title shot at The GWA World(s) Heavyweight Championship !!!)
Swarm - 1 Fatigue, Lost The Opening Collar & Elbow
Silverback - 4 Fatigues
Jim Brunzell - 2 Fatigues, Successfully "Switched" With B. Brian Blair
B. Brian Blair - 2 Fatigues, Suplexed Hood Into The First Row, Iniated 1 Double Team Maneuver
Buddy Rogers - 0 Fatigue, 1 Pin Save
The Basilisk - 0 Fatigue, 1 Botched Pin Save
Cthulhu The Collector - 0 Fatigue, 1 Botched Distraction
Hades - 2 Fatigues, Won The Opening Collar & Elbow, Powerbombed Blair Through The TV Announcers Table, (*Note: Steele Freak's cage was suspiciously left open & he disappeared into the night, his current whereabouts are unknown...Hades subsequently persuaded Cthulhu to let him into this bout).
Jack Hood - 1 Fatigue, Piledrived Brunzell Onto The Bottom Rung Of The Steel Ring Steps
Solar Flair - 0 Fatigue, Monkey Flipped Silverback Into The Steel Ring Barrier
10. TWO OUT OF THREE FALLS - FOR THE GWA WORLD(S) TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP - The Champions - Back In The New York Groove - Don Curtis & Hacksaw Jim Duggan defeated The Challengers - The Falcon & The Winter Soldier - Thunderbolt Patterson & Les Thatcher 2 Falls To None. Duggan pinned Patterson after his Tough Guy Clothesline maneuver to take the first fall - (1:03:43). Duggan pinned Patterson after his FLYING SPEAR finisher to take the second and final fall - (1:10:33). (Along with winning the feud 2 Wins to 1...Back In The New York Grove have retained they're GWA World(s) Tag Team Championship in a Version One Title Defense !!!)
Don Curtis - 4 Fatigues, Won Both Opening Collar & Elbows, Steel Chair Shot Against Patterson Outside Ring, Lost 1 Ringside Brawl, 1 Pin Save
Hacksaw Jim Duggan - 5 Fatigues, 2 Steel Chair Shots Against Patterson Outside Ring, 2 Occurrences Of Excessive Brawling Outside Ring, Won 1 Ringside Brawl, Lost 1 Ringside Brawl
Thunderbolt Patterson - 9 Fatigues, Lost 1 Opening Collar & Elbow, Won 3 Ringside Brawls, Excessive Brawling Outside Ring, Put Curtis Through A Souvenir Stand Near Ringside, 1 Pin Save
Les Thatcher - 5 Fatigues, Lost 1 Opening Collar & Elbow, Lost 1 Ringside Brawl, 1 Pin Save
Adam Cole - Match Saving Interference After Storming The Ring (Note: Cole was taught professional wrestling by Thatcher and is quite loyal).
Tune In Sunday For Chapter 5 Of Our "Between The Lines" series !!!
And Tune In Next Tuesday To Find Out The Lineup For Our Upcoming Card Next Friday In Tokyo !!! :
THE GOLDEN WRESTLING ALLIANCE - 9
- Tickets Are Always Available At The Box Office !!!
- Discounted Travel And Hotel Accommodation Packages Are Available For All Shows On Our Now...Thirty Two...Arena Tour With Arenas In:
New York, Philadelphia, Chicago, Detroit, Houston, Las Vegas, Los Angeles, Vancouver, Honolulu, Tokyo, Athens, Rome, London, Mexico City, San Juan, Toronto...
And then followed by Cetus, Titan, Andromeda, Neptune, Pleiades, Aethra, CTA-102, Cygnus, Brymstone, Centra, Castilex, Draco, Cloneworld, Merapis, Kronos and last but not least - The 5th Realm !!!
(M.O.B. Productions Inc. 😊)
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Post by TTX on Jun 16, 2023 16:17:37 GMT -5
Gotch nearly pulled it off but Apex is a beast.
Hack taking down Bishop brought a chuckle.
The imitation Vampire wins some gold.
Nice to see Meteor Storm not only involved but winning.
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Post by topdollar on Jun 17, 2023 14:28:05 GMT -5
Buddy Rogers showed Solar Flair the meaning of "Often imitated, but never duplicated"!
Back In The New York Groove are still on top where they belong!
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