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Post by Bri on Feb 9, 2024 12:29:36 GMT -5
The Seventies...
Week - 1 - 2074
"To sit with elders...of the gentle race...this world has seldom...seen...they talk of days...for which they...sit and wait...all will be...re-vealed"
- "Kashmir" Led Zeppelin
All 3 Regularily Scheduled Matches This Week Were Brought To You By (And Held At):
Seven Sister Stadium
Planet of Pleiades (Seating Capacity of 68,091)
Tonight's Referee - Igor Molotov
A Man And A Mother From Moscow:
Voice On The Phone - You...and your...Iranian counterpart...are being sent on a joint directive...into the future...we...and you...must...assure...that Soviet dominance occurs...takes hold...and represents Mother Russia...we are leaving soon...understood?...
Nikolai Volkoff (to the voice on the phone) - And Iran...
Voice On The Phone - Under-Stood!?!...
Nikolai Volkoff - Understood...
An Attempted Act of Defiance Compliance:
Jammer - This ain't...gonna be easy...
Blood - No shit...but just think...of all the cash we gonna bank here...thanks more to Morpheus than Omega...and all we gotta do...is be cool...until...
Jammer - Until what?...
Blood - Until...POW rules kick in...or better yet...when we need them too...we force them...to kick in...
Tonight's (First Bout of Three) Match Result:
Jammer came back from behind to defeat Nikolai Volkoff via submission - BAD NIGHT (A Camel Clutch) at 22:57.
(Jammer - 5 Fatigues, Won 2 Ringside Brawls).
(Nikolai Volkoff - 4 Fatigues, Won The Opening Collar & Elbow, 1 Near Disqualification, Repremanded off Camera And Microphone By Referee Molotov Post Match For Losing The Bout And Bringing Disgrace To His People).
(The Iron Sheik - 1 Pin Saving Interference).
Deja-Vu For Me And You:
Larry Hennig (from off on the side of a back room gym as he watches his son Curt bracing a heavy bag) - Can't believe how much is riding on winning these...Galactic...Championships...galactic...Jesus I feel like I'm in...friggin'...Star Wars...or something...
Sam Muchnick (As he watches a determined Harley Race Shoulder Block the heavy bag Curt is holding) - You sure as hell are now (laughs)...we all are...I'm very glad that Verne and Lou ultimately convinced...well...the three of you...to join us...Omega and Morpheus are really putting together something...indescribably special here...fortunes...are to be had...and new...universal...legacies...there...for the forging...we all still have a whole lot to learn about this year of 2074...and what kind of impact the GWF is going to have...across the galaxy...
Larry Hennig (while he watches a laughing Harley Race help Curt Henning up and off of a floor mat) - Verne said that the old AWA World Heavyweight Championship is going to be reinstated here?...
Sam Muchnick (during Harley Race's increased laughing after Curt Henning gave Race the finger on the way up) - No...sadly...however...I've convinced him of...a...better idea...that's starting to gain more and more traction here that...well...on paper...will be a secondary title...considering the conversations that we've all had...including with Galactic Champions Incorporated and...this...United Federation of Stars and Planets...man...I thought that WE did a lot of..."horse trading" in St. Louis...and let alone Vegas...but all of us...and I mean all of us...are really...in the big leagues now...the biggest ever...you know...for most people...laws just cost too much...but once in a while...with the right connections...and in this case...elder...involved...they really can be quite affordable...
Crystal Blue Persuasion:
Cordsar (over a speaker phone in a closed door conference call) - I'm proud of you...we...and all of Mensa...are just...as proud...
Speaker Phone Voice (as Trotarus shifts his glance from the speaker phone to Cordsar) - Thank you...I couldn't have done it...without you in my corner...
Cordsar (as Trotarus shifts his glance from Cordsar back to the phone) - You're apprenticeship at the U.F.S.P...is only...the beginning (laughs)...
Speaker Phone Voice (while Trotarus stares up at the ceiling) - (returned laughs) - Yes yes...bigger and better things...
Cordsar (after the voice hangs up...Trotarus exhales...and turns back to Cordsar...Cordsar then says) - Don't look at me...with that tone of voice...
Tonight's (Second Bout of Three) Match Result:
The Team of "Simply The Best" - Harley Race & Curt Hennig with Larry Hennig defeated The Team of "The Mensans" - Cordsar & Trotarus via disqualification - Trotarus was disqualified for Brawling With Harley Race Outside The Ring at 4:26:
(Harley Race - 0 Fatigue, 1 Near Disqualification, Lost 1 Ringside Brawl).
(Curt Hennig - 1 Fatigue, Won The Opening Collar & Elbow).
(Larry Hennig - Got Into A Heated Argument With A Young Mensan Who Was Sitting In The Front Row During The Post Match Melee).
(Cordsar - 0 Fatigue).
(Trotarus - 0 Fatigue, Lost The Opening Collar & Elbow, Won 1 Ringside Brawl).
(Speaker Phone Voice - Started A Serious Shouting Match From His Ringside Seat With An Old Earthling Manager During The Post Bout Melee).
With Two You Get Eggroll:
Francine - Look!...you assholes have to calm down!...there's too much at stake!...and two much on the line!...both of you said that there was no tougher opponent!...than each other!...but we gotta keep it all together!...Both of you...cut the shit!...or I'm splitting!...
Shane Douglas (as he punches The Sandman in the face & causes his lit cigarette to fly out of his mouth) - She's totally right!...you dick!...
The Sandman (as he starts to strangle Shane Douglas) - Make her stay man!...then!...we!...cool!...
Shane Douglas (after at first trying to speak...he barely mutters) - O...k...
Francine (while shoving the still lit cigarette she got off of the floor...into Sandman's mouth...she says to him) - Now go the F away!...I gotta talk to Shane!...
Shane Douglas (after then shoulder blocking Sandman from behind...outside the room and into the hallway...and Francine exhales and growls) - Talk to them...do the best you can...and make sure...you get me a big match with this...wannabe cowboy I'm facing in three days...I won't let you...or us down...even shit for brains outside down...you think they'll go for it?...
Francine - Iv'e heard that all but one...of them...is male...trust me I can make them all bark like dogs...if I want to...
How The West Was Won...And Won...And Won:
The Press - Wait...hold on...where's...Blacklash?...
Bullwhip (with a hint of a smile) - Recovering...from one hell...of a workout...
The Press - O.K. can you tell...
Bullwhip (interrupting) - So like I wuz sayin'...ain't no commissioners...no laws...no codes...and no sheriffs here...just the way we like it...whoever holds the titles...is gonna call...the shots...
The Press - But what about Omega and Morpheus?...they're the ones who...
Bullwhip (interrupting again) - They'll fall in line...when we take over...trust me...we make people fall in line...and we've been doing it for centuries son...Jesse...The Kid...The Hole In The Wall Gang...you think THEY...were the ones who fell in line?...it's what...we do...and this town is just ripe for the takin'...and it all starts this comin' Saturday night...
The Press - Just one last thing...exactly how...did Francine get Blacklash to agree...to a two out of three falls contest...straight out of the gate...against an opponent...that he's never wrestled before?...
Bullwhip - (with another slight smile) - You'd all...have to ask him...ain't my...tale...to tell...
Tonight's (Third Bout of Three) - Two Out of Three Falls - Match Result:
Shane Douglas with Francine defeated Blacklash via disqualification to take the first fall - Blacklash was disqualified when Bullwhip prevented Shane Douglas from pinning Blacklash after his PITTSBURGH PLUNGE secondary finisher (A Fisherman Buster Suplex) at 15:41.
Blacklash defeated Shane Douglas with Francine via count out to take the second fall - Shane Douglas was counted out of the ring after being Tombstone Piledrived Onto The Floor Outside The Ring by Blacklash at 29:17.
Shane Douglas with Francine defeated Blacklash with Bullwhip via pinfall to take the final fall and the match - BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX primary finisher at 37:08.
(Shane Douglas - 5 Fatigues, Won The First And Second Opening Collar & Elbows, Won 2 Ringside Brawls, 2 Near Disqualifications).
(Francine - Introduced Shane Douglas Post Match As The New GWF Galaxian Heavyweight Champion).
(The Sandman - Speared Bullwhip Out of The Ring Preventing Him From Interfering During The Third Fall).
(Blacklash - 9 Fatigues, Won The Third Opening Collar & Elbow).
(Bullwhip - 2 Successful Pin Saving Interferences, 1 Botched Pin Saving Interference)
The Seventies...
Take it easy all!
Happy Friday!
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Post by neilybob21 on Feb 9, 2024 12:55:42 GMT -5
Something new.
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Post by on_the_edge on Feb 9, 2024 16:37:10 GMT -5
But where is Fez. Oh. Wait. This is a different Seventies show. Good stuff though.
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Post by Bri on Feb 17, 2024 14:19:21 GMT -5
Hey neilybob21 and on_the_edge !
Thanks for being in the seats amigos.
Here is our next offering:
The Seventies...
Week - 2 - 2074
"When the true King's murderers...are allowed to roam free...A 1000 Magicians...arise in the land..."
- "An American Prayer" The Doors
All 3 Regularily Scheduled Matches This Week Were Brought To You By (And Held At):
Pleiades Cluster Center
Planet of Pleiades (Seating Capacity of 33,821)
Tonight's Referee - Bill Alfonso
The Calm After The Storm:
Bobo Brazil (amidst a still smoky hallway) - Yeah...yeah...I did see someone bookin' down the hall...maybe...I don't know 10 seconds or so...before the explosion...
Rob Van Dam (while also waving smoke away) - Are those dudes ok?...
The Local Authorities - Thankfully the type of table in the room...is what saved both of them...is there any description you could give us of the person...or being...who fled the scene?...
Bobo Brazil (while scratching his chin with his finger) - About...5' 9" or 5' 10"...bald...with all knds of...crazy-ass bumps all over his head...
The Storm After the Calm:
Moonstrike (while inspecting the large table in the makeshift conference room) - Sagittarian Marble...let's hear it...for Sagittarian Marble everybody...
Solar Flare (looking at where he was standing as the explosive detonated) - This was meant...for both of us ...
The Authorities - We need the names of all the members of the press and the GWF personel that were here today...did anybody see whose briefcase that was?...
Morpheus - This used to be an office for the U.F.S.P...
Omega of Cetus (while staring up at the ceiling and it's corners) - No camera's...in here...
The Press - We all had extra bags and additional equipment in this chamber for today's press conference...it's a miracle that...all of us weren't in that room too...
The Authorities - You weren't the target...
Tonight's (First Bout of Three) Match Result:
Moonstrike defeated Bobo Brazil via pinfall - PALADIN DROP (A Top Rope Elbow) at 3:35.
(Moonstrike - 0 Fatigue, Won The Opening Collar & Elbow).
(Bobo Brazil - 1 Fatigue, When He Knew He Couldn't Recover He Nodded His Head Side To Side At Rob Van Dam)
(Rob Van Dam - After Understanding Bobo Brazil He Also Nodded His Head Side To Side But To Referee Alfonso)
(Referee Bill Alfonso - After Understanding Rob Van Dam He Officiated The Bout Straight Down The Middle)
King's Gambit(s):
Santon The Loner - You and I...have unfinished business...
Screw - Our...business...will never be finished...
Santon The Loner - I am...offering you...a truce...and an opportunity...at immortality...tag team...immortality...but you must...let me teach you my vision...then you and I together...can rule them all...
Screw (after a long stare into Santon's pupiless eyes) - Why?...
Santon The Loner (after a long stare into Screw's pupiless eyes) - Beacuse it benefits us both...if you're...second in command...
Screw - Of what?...
Santon The Loner - An Aethran...stable...
Screw (a little caught off guard...but as far as he can tell...he's not showing it) - With...who else?...
Santon The Loner (while walking closer to Screw and speaking to him in a lower but deeper volume and tone) - There are two here...who until just recently...were not aware...of their...heritage...and true birthrights...you...on the other hand...are not originally Aethran...however...you have been...cleansed...of all impurities...I am...in the process...of changing...the ancient laws...
Screw (after some thought...he slowly walks up even closer to Santon...until he's eye to eye) - I'm in...however...never...ever...forget...that they are still looking for the one...who gave the final order to destroy...Davvros...and I alone know where...he is...and...in this case...who...he is...
Seven Sixty One...All Sorts of Terrible...Has Just Begun:
The Press - So what...CAN...you tell us about this...masked team of yours?...
The Grand Wizard - The heinous acts...that they both committed on Earth...will pale in comparison...to what is to come...for you see...outer space...has taken them...to a much...darker...place...
The Press - Did they also...wrestle in masks on Earth...back in the day?...
The Grand Wizard - No...but considering the unimaginable hell...they are about to unleash on the universe... Tonight's (Second Bout of Three) Match Result:
The Team of "The Masks of The Red Death" - Masked Number 1 & Masked Number 2 with The Grand Wizard defeated The Team of "The Gladiators" - Santon The Loner & Screw via submission - Santon The Loner submitted to Masked Number 2s CLAW HOLD at 42:06:
(Masked Number 1 - 5 Fatigues, 1 Pin Save).
(Masked Number 2 - 3 Fatigues, Won The Opening Collar & Elbow).
(The Grand Wizard - 1 Botched Pin Saving Distraction).
(Santon The Loner - 2 Fatigues, Lost The Opening Collar & Elbow, Won 1 Ringside Brawl, 1 Near Disqualification, 1 Botched Pin Save).
(Screw - 8 Fatigues, 1 Botched Pin Save).
(Hawk - 1 Pin Saving Interference).
(Animal - 1 Pin Saving Distraction).
Turn On...The Bubble Machine:
Commander Sam (to K.O. Keller as Keller shadow boxes by trying to punch bubbles that are spewed quickly from a small machine on the gym floor) - Hey Bubbles...what kind of training...is this?...
K.O. Keller (to Commander Sam) - You wouldn't understand...it requires intelligence and skill...
Commander Sam - DICK...
K.O. Keller - That's...Mister...Dick...to you...
GWF Foot Messenger (while handing Keller a hand written note) - Mr. Keller...a note from the promoters...
Commmander Sam - So who's you're first GWF opponent?...some other fossil I bet...Hopefully they have Jurassic Park bout rules here...
K.O. Keller - You're heads' starting to look like...one big bubble...
From A Walk (Off) Part In A War...(To Promoting) A Lead Role In A Cage?...:
Harley Race - Listen...I'm not going to patiently wait around for a title shot...it's time to make a big splash...in this...effing weird-ass...pond...
Former Senator From Davvros Delmore Gobble - Ok...here's what we're thinking...P.O.W. Match rules...especially since this upcoming weeks card...will also be on Pleiades...
Harley Race - Sounds pretty lame...back in the NWA we used to...
Former Senator From Davvros Delmore Gobble (interupting) - This isn't the NWA Earthling...this is...The Big Time...you know what's lame?...pissing off the promoters...and getting bumped back to the end of the line!...
Harley Race (while never breaking eye contact...and walking right up face to face with Gobble) - I read about your old planet...and what happened to them during the war...so tell me...how did...you...and only only you...escape?...everyone else had perished...how did you...survive?...
Former Senator From Davvros Delmore Gobble (while inching up even closer to Race) - Steel Cage Match It Is!...Be careful of what you wish for...Earthling...Keller is going to pound you...into little pieces...better have your healthcare card ready...I'll make sure you're room has a window...I'm so gonna enjoy...this shit...
Tonight's (Third Bout of Three) - Cosmic Cage Bout - Match Result:
Harley Race defeated K.O. Keller via climbing out of the cage - Harley Race climbed out of the cage after executing his PILEDRIVER primary finisher at 24:51.
(Harley Race - 0 Fatigues, Slammed Keller's Head And/or Face Into The Cage Wall 5 Times, Gave Delmore Gobble Both Fingers When He Left The Ringside Area).
(K.O. Keller - 9 Fatigues, Won The Opening Collar & Elbow, Duped Race Into Colliding With The Cage Wall).
The Seventies...
Have a good one all! Happy Saturday!
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Post by neilybob21 on Feb 17, 2024 15:49:47 GMT -5
Sweet whens the next helping ?
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Post by on_the_edge on Feb 17, 2024 17:00:42 GMT -5
As always, great stuff going on here. When I saw smoke in the hallway and RVD I was thinking it was a different kind of smoke. The Masks of the Red Death look very interesting. Ernie and Bert from Sesame Street? Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk?
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Post by TTX on Feb 17, 2024 17:01:25 GMT -5
Bri trying to sneak a new fed past me. Good work as always.
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Post by Bri on Feb 20, 2024 17:44:47 GMT -5
Sweet whens the next helping ? Afternoon brother neilybob21! Hope all is good. More than likely on the coming weekend or so. But between now and then, I'm going to be posting the wrestlers and teams ratings thus far - along with a bit more overall info on title pictures. Here's to hoping the rosters don't dissapoint! Thanks man! |
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Post by Bri on Feb 20, 2024 19:11:55 GMT -5
As always, great stuff going on here. When I saw smoke in the hallway and RVD I was thinking it was a different kind of smoke. The Masks of the Red Death look very interesting. Ernie and Bert from Sesame Street? Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk? Evenin brother on_the_edge! You are far far too kind dude. And I hear you - a bong going off would have been so much better than a bomb. Ernie and Bert as professional wrestlers. That's awesome. It's got South Park written all over it. I see them more like Abbott and Costello on PCP. They're off to a good start. But are they built for the long haul? Kind sir I thank you! |
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Post by Bri on Feb 20, 2024 20:29:27 GMT -5
Bri trying to sneak a new fed past me. Good work as always. Evenin TTX me bro! Wouldn't be a party or a Feast of Friends without you rockstar. I've got some down the road ideas for this but for now, its all about enjoying one match at a time. Can't wait for the next Early Classics set to be released. (Whaddya figure 2076 to 2079/2080 maybe?). Can't wait. As they are released, I'm going to add them into the mix. Anywho, a thousand thanks my friend! |
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