The Seventies...(A World of COTG vs LOW)...
Mar 6, 2024 16:41:53 GMT -5
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Post by Bri on Mar 6, 2024 16:41:53 GMT -5
The Seventies...
"Did you ever wake up to...find...A day that broke up your...mind...destroyed your notion of circular...time...It's just that demon life...has got you...in its...sway...It's just that demon life...has got you...in its...sway..."
Sway - The Rolling Stones
All 3 Regularily Scheduled Matches This Week Were Brought To You By (And Held At):
Pleiades Cluster Center
Planet of Pleiades (Seating Capacity of 33,821)
Tonight's Referee - Bryce Remsburg
Twelve Ain't Lucky Neither:
(He lept...with incredible alacrity and precision...and even higher this time...from his perch upon the broad shoulders...of his tag team partner):
Rob Van Dam - Hah!...did you see that one Double B?...
Unlucky Jobber - Oye...that...was...oye...
Bobo Brazil - That one was good...but I have a feeling...
Unlucky Jobber (interrupting) - That one was...perfect...please...no more...
Bobo Brazil - That we are about to see the perfect...5 Star Frog Splash...twelfth times the charm...ehh jobbie?...
Unlucky Jobber - Can I...have a raise...
Rob Van Dam (after what amounted to a truly perfect 5 Star Frog Splash) - Yes!...that was...wait...what am I stepping in?...
Bobo Brazil - I think he pissed all over himself...
Unlucky Jobber - I need gonna...need some...better...health care...
Wait...What?!?:
Member of The Press (Speaking Strictly Into The Television Studio Camera) - Well of course...the Crosscurrents team are amongst the favorites here to win the illustrious...and inaugural...GWF Galaxian Tag Team Championship...but just how will you...watery folks...fare in GWF singles competition?...do you really have...what it takes?...can you actually go toe to toe...with the rest of the best that the GWF offers?...not to mention the wrestlers that have now joined the GWF from the annals of Earth's past...well I gotta tell ya...that there are many of us...in the wrestling world...who sadly think that both you and you're partner...won't be able to withstand the brutality...and technical expertise it takes...to compete mano y mano with all of these...
(The interview was cut short and interrupted...as both Thetis and his partner Vortex executed their WATERY GRAVE finisher (A Double Shoulder Tackle) on the unsupportive interviewer...they propelled themselves from opposite ends of the set...and drove motormouth completely off of his feet...and head first through the backwall of the set...soliciting a rousing and standing ovation...from the audience in attendance...)
Tonight's (First Bout of Three) Match Result:
Thetis defeated Rob Van Dam via disqualification - Rob Van Dam was disqualified for a Steel Chair Shot on Thetis Outside The Ring at 3:12.
(Thetis - 3 Fatigues).
(Vortex - Vaulted Over The Steel Barrier And Tackled Van Dam Outside The Ring After The Bell).
(Rob Van Dam - 0 Fatigue, Won The Opening Collar & Elbow).
(Bobo Brazil - Stormed The Ring Once Vortex Jumped In).
(GWF Security - The Entire Staff Was Needed To Restore Post Match Order).
Violent Lucidity:
Torpor - So...do we have an accord?...When we win any of these championships...our mutual plans go into effect...
Prince Ricken - Agreed...
Torpor - My subordinate in the war...is dying...to be paid...to torture and maim Earthlings...he...like myself...harbor burning hatreds...
Prince Ricken - Don't we all...it is partially their...time travelling faults...for POW going out of business...my compatriot is still...Very...Upset...he...like myself...harbor delicious dreams...of revenge...and conquest...
Torpor (while in his mind...looking forward to forming his Cygnosian team after getting what he needs out of the Prince) - Of course...kingdoms...will need their...alliances...
Prince Ricken (already thinking of possible names for he and his compatriots inevitable team) - Precisely...I was about...to say that...to you as well...
Takin' Care of Business:
Francine - So listen...the object here...is...how can we...parlay this bout into...something bigger...
The Sandman - You're always looking for something bigger...
Francine - You could say that...
Shane Douglas - What's the name of this..."extreme"...match...that they are pushing?...
The Sandman (while laughing with a lit cigarette in his mouth) - POW match rules...if shit gets crazy...then they...say...Stop It!...or some shit like that...
Francine (as she slinks out by the foot of the bed) - If there's any championship that you two were born for...it's an extreme championship...
Shane Douglas (as he watches her start to dress) - Sandman can have that one...the Galaxian Championship is all mine...
Francine - Another belt...is another means...to our ends...
The Sandman (to Douglas) - You sayin' I can't handle a larger title?...
Shane Douglas (while watching...Francine's end) - These freaks we're teaming against tomorrow night...were from the POW...after we kick their asses...we get them to support the GWF sanctioning an extreme title...our...title...
Francine - Right...considering how supposedly unhinged...POW used to be...then there's still gotta be an appetite for it...
The Sandman (to Douglas while trying to keep a straight face) - You know what?...Whatever!...You take any title you can...but me...my needs...are...simple...
Shane Douglas (rolling over towards the wall on his edge of the bed) - I'm not...listening...stay over there...our eyes...don't meet...
The Sandman (turning towards the large wet spot in the center of the bed...in order to look at Shane from his opposite side of the king size bed) - All I need...
Francine (interrupting) - I've got people or...maybe...things?...to talk to...
The Sandman (bursting out laughing and to Douglas) - Is...for you to hold me...
Shane Douglas - Ohh...God...
(As Francine leaves their hotel suite...The Sandman can be heard back from the bedroom...in a loud raspy laughing voice..."Why do birds...sud-den-ly appear"...shortly followed by the sound of a lamp being broken over something...).
Tonight's (Second Bout of Three) Match Result:
Takin' Care of Business - Shane Douglas & The Sandman with Francine defeated Violent Lucidity - Ricken Prince & Torpor via pinfall - Shane Douglas pinned Ricken Prince after his BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX primary finisher at 3:08.
(Shane Douglas - 0 Fatigue, Won The Opening Collar & Elbow).
(The Sandman - 0 Fatigue, Pounded A Beer During The Bout While Humming A Carpenter's Tune And Sporting A Black Eye).
(Francine - Her Mere Presence Was A Distraction)
(Ricken Prince - 1 Fatigue, Lost The Opening Collar & Elbow).
(Torpor - 0 Fatigue, 1 Botched Pin Save).
(Mangus Destroyer of Humans - Quite Displeased And Concerned About Their Prospects of Being Able To Enter The Fed Based On Torpor's And The Prince's Efforts Tonight)
(Jack Hood - Doesn't Know Whether Or Not The Prince's And Francine's Pre Match Agreement Will Be Honored Whereby; Supposedly, Regardless Of Who Won, The Teams Will Support Getting Mangus And Hood Into The Fed And An Extreme Title Sanctioned, For Lack of Trust of Francine)
Hear The Softly Spoken Magic Spells:
Antonino Rocca - I don't think any of this is...all a good idea...
Toots Mondt - Just think of what glory...cash...and Women!...await you here!...
Antonino Rocca - This...time traveling...isn't right...it feels...really wrong...
Toots Mondt - This is a dream opportunity...I think it is...and so does Lou Thesz...he believes in this...otherwise he wouldn't have come here...and wouldn't have wanted to form a tag team with...you...
Antonino Rocca - Let's go back home...in time to New York...or maybe..Argentina...
Stanislaus Zbyszko - Do you trust me?...
Antonino Rocca - What?...
Stanislaus Zbyszko - Throughout all of my teachings to you...and the time we've known each other...have I ever given you any reason...to not have faith in what I say...
Antonino Rocca - No...
Stanislaus Zbyszko - Then let Mondt continue to advocate for you...and let me continue...to train you...not at home...but here...and now...
Throwin' Punches Around And Preachin' From My Chair:
Blood - So...you get the idea?...
Jammer - Look...this ain't POW anymore...as much as we want it to be...it's a new ballgame...this sets you up to be the bad guy...
Blood (incredulously) - Who are you...and where the hell...is Jammer!?!...
Jammer - You've heard these new GWF crowds we're competing in front of...it's almost like...I don't know...that they're...dictating not only who the favorites are...but who's on what side...
Blood - Ahh...its all those crazy fans from Earth jerkin everybody around...Ain't no sides man...every man for themselves...
(Jammer takes a few steps closer and isn't the first one to break eye contact):
Blood - Except me and you...right?...
Jammer - I know it...I'm just makin' sure...that you do...
(Jammer slowly turns and starts walking away):
Blood - So we straight...right?...
Tonight's (Third Bout of Three) Match Result:
Blood and Antonino Rocca wrestled to a double disqualification - Blood and Rocca were disqualified during A Ringside Brawl at 15:33.
(Blood - 1 Fatigue, Won 1 Ringside Brawl, Took Out His Anger Over Jammer Not Being In Attendance On Rocca During The Brawl).
(Jammer - Told Blood In The Locker Room That He (Jammer) Saw The Bout From The Locker Room, And That It Was Lou Thesz Who Was The One Who Was Not In Attendance).
(Antonino Rocca - 6 Fatigues, Won The Opening Collar & Elbow, Took Out His Increasing Anxieties About Being In 2074 On Blood During The Brawl).
The Seventies...
Take it sleasy everybody!
(Note: This is merely a work of fan fiction, done out of the utmost love and respect with regards to anybody or anything mentioned - any coincidences between the people and events reported within these texts and any actual true events, is not my fault 😊)
"Did you ever wake up to...find...A day that broke up your...mind...destroyed your notion of circular...time...It's just that demon life...has got you...in its...sway...It's just that demon life...has got you...in its...sway..."
Sway - The Rolling Stones
All 3 Regularily Scheduled Matches This Week Were Brought To You By (And Held At):
Pleiades Cluster Center
Planet of Pleiades (Seating Capacity of 33,821)
Tonight's Referee - Bryce Remsburg
Twelve Ain't Lucky Neither:
(He lept...with incredible alacrity and precision...and even higher this time...from his perch upon the broad shoulders...of his tag team partner):
Rob Van Dam - Hah!...did you see that one Double B?...
Unlucky Jobber - Oye...that...was...oye...
Bobo Brazil - That one was good...but I have a feeling...
Unlucky Jobber (interrupting) - That one was...perfect...please...no more...
Bobo Brazil - That we are about to see the perfect...5 Star Frog Splash...twelfth times the charm...ehh jobbie?...
Unlucky Jobber - Can I...have a raise...
Rob Van Dam (after what amounted to a truly perfect 5 Star Frog Splash) - Yes!...that was...wait...what am I stepping in?...
Bobo Brazil - I think he pissed all over himself...
Unlucky Jobber - I need gonna...need some...better...health care...
Wait...What?!?:
Member of The Press (Speaking Strictly Into The Television Studio Camera) - Well of course...the Crosscurrents team are amongst the favorites here to win the illustrious...and inaugural...GWF Galaxian Tag Team Championship...but just how will you...watery folks...fare in GWF singles competition?...do you really have...what it takes?...can you actually go toe to toe...with the rest of the best that the GWF offers?...not to mention the wrestlers that have now joined the GWF from the annals of Earth's past...well I gotta tell ya...that there are many of us...in the wrestling world...who sadly think that both you and you're partner...won't be able to withstand the brutality...and technical expertise it takes...to compete mano y mano with all of these...
(The interview was cut short and interrupted...as both Thetis and his partner Vortex executed their WATERY GRAVE finisher (A Double Shoulder Tackle) on the unsupportive interviewer...they propelled themselves from opposite ends of the set...and drove motormouth completely off of his feet...and head first through the backwall of the set...soliciting a rousing and standing ovation...from the audience in attendance...)
Tonight's (First Bout of Three) Match Result:
Thetis defeated Rob Van Dam via disqualification - Rob Van Dam was disqualified for a Steel Chair Shot on Thetis Outside The Ring at 3:12.
(Thetis - 3 Fatigues).
(Vortex - Vaulted Over The Steel Barrier And Tackled Van Dam Outside The Ring After The Bell).
(Rob Van Dam - 0 Fatigue, Won The Opening Collar & Elbow).
(Bobo Brazil - Stormed The Ring Once Vortex Jumped In).
(GWF Security - The Entire Staff Was Needed To Restore Post Match Order).
Violent Lucidity:
Torpor - So...do we have an accord?...When we win any of these championships...our mutual plans go into effect...
Prince Ricken - Agreed...
Torpor - My subordinate in the war...is dying...to be paid...to torture and maim Earthlings...he...like myself...harbor burning hatreds...
Prince Ricken - Don't we all...it is partially their...time travelling faults...for POW going out of business...my compatriot is still...Very...Upset...he...like myself...harbor delicious dreams...of revenge...and conquest...
Torpor (while in his mind...looking forward to forming his Cygnosian team after getting what he needs out of the Prince) - Of course...kingdoms...will need their...alliances...
Prince Ricken (already thinking of possible names for he and his compatriots inevitable team) - Precisely...I was about...to say that...to you as well...
Takin' Care of Business:
Francine - So listen...the object here...is...how can we...parlay this bout into...something bigger...
The Sandman - You're always looking for something bigger...
Francine - You could say that...
Shane Douglas - What's the name of this..."extreme"...match...that they are pushing?...
The Sandman (while laughing with a lit cigarette in his mouth) - POW match rules...if shit gets crazy...then they...say...Stop It!...or some shit like that...
Francine (as she slinks out by the foot of the bed) - If there's any championship that you two were born for...it's an extreme championship...
Shane Douglas (as he watches her start to dress) - Sandman can have that one...the Galaxian Championship is all mine...
Francine - Another belt...is another means...to our ends...
The Sandman (to Douglas) - You sayin' I can't handle a larger title?...
Shane Douglas (while watching...Francine's end) - These freaks we're teaming against tomorrow night...were from the POW...after we kick their asses...we get them to support the GWF sanctioning an extreme title...our...title...
Francine - Right...considering how supposedly unhinged...POW used to be...then there's still gotta be an appetite for it...
The Sandman (to Douglas while trying to keep a straight face) - You know what?...Whatever!...You take any title you can...but me...my needs...are...simple...
Shane Douglas (rolling over towards the wall on his edge of the bed) - I'm not...listening...stay over there...our eyes...don't meet...
The Sandman (turning towards the large wet spot in the center of the bed...in order to look at Shane from his opposite side of the king size bed) - All I need...
Francine (interrupting) - I've got people or...maybe...things?...to talk to...
The Sandman (bursting out laughing and to Douglas) - Is...for you to hold me...
Shane Douglas - Ohh...God...
(As Francine leaves their hotel suite...The Sandman can be heard back from the bedroom...in a loud raspy laughing voice..."Why do birds...sud-den-ly appear"...shortly followed by the sound of a lamp being broken over something...).
Tonight's (Second Bout of Three) Match Result:
Takin' Care of Business - Shane Douglas & The Sandman with Francine defeated Violent Lucidity - Ricken Prince & Torpor via pinfall - Shane Douglas pinned Ricken Prince after his BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX primary finisher at 3:08.
(Shane Douglas - 0 Fatigue, Won The Opening Collar & Elbow).
(The Sandman - 0 Fatigue, Pounded A Beer During The Bout While Humming A Carpenter's Tune And Sporting A Black Eye).
(Francine - Her Mere Presence Was A Distraction)
(Ricken Prince - 1 Fatigue, Lost The Opening Collar & Elbow).
(Torpor - 0 Fatigue, 1 Botched Pin Save).
(Mangus Destroyer of Humans - Quite Displeased And Concerned About Their Prospects of Being Able To Enter The Fed Based On Torpor's And The Prince's Efforts Tonight)
(Jack Hood - Doesn't Know Whether Or Not The Prince's And Francine's Pre Match Agreement Will Be Honored Whereby; Supposedly, Regardless Of Who Won, The Teams Will Support Getting Mangus And Hood Into The Fed And An Extreme Title Sanctioned, For Lack of Trust of Francine)
Hear The Softly Spoken Magic Spells:
Antonino Rocca - I don't think any of this is...all a good idea...
Toots Mondt - Just think of what glory...cash...and Women!...await you here!...
Antonino Rocca - This...time traveling...isn't right...it feels...really wrong...
Toots Mondt - This is a dream opportunity...I think it is...and so does Lou Thesz...he believes in this...otherwise he wouldn't have come here...and wouldn't have wanted to form a tag team with...you...
Antonino Rocca - Let's go back home...in time to New York...or maybe..Argentina...
Stanislaus Zbyszko - Do you trust me?...
Antonino Rocca - What?...
Stanislaus Zbyszko - Throughout all of my teachings to you...and the time we've known each other...have I ever given you any reason...to not have faith in what I say...
Antonino Rocca - No...
Stanislaus Zbyszko - Then let Mondt continue to advocate for you...and let me continue...to train you...not at home...but here...and now...
Throwin' Punches Around And Preachin' From My Chair:
Blood - So...you get the idea?...
Jammer - Look...this ain't POW anymore...as much as we want it to be...it's a new ballgame...this sets you up to be the bad guy...
Blood (incredulously) - Who are you...and where the hell...is Jammer!?!...
Jammer - You've heard these new GWF crowds we're competing in front of...it's almost like...I don't know...that they're...dictating not only who the favorites are...but who's on what side...
Blood - Ahh...its all those crazy fans from Earth jerkin everybody around...Ain't no sides man...every man for themselves...
(Jammer takes a few steps closer and isn't the first one to break eye contact):
Blood - Except me and you...right?...
Jammer - I know it...I'm just makin' sure...that you do...
(Jammer slowly turns and starts walking away):
Blood - So we straight...right?...
Tonight's (Third Bout of Three) Match Result:
Blood and Antonino Rocca wrestled to a double disqualification - Blood and Rocca were disqualified during A Ringside Brawl at 15:33.
(Blood - 1 Fatigue, Won 1 Ringside Brawl, Took Out His Anger Over Jammer Not Being In Attendance On Rocca During The Brawl).
(Jammer - Told Blood In The Locker Room That He (Jammer) Saw The Bout From The Locker Room, And That It Was Lou Thesz Who Was The One Who Was Not In Attendance).
(Antonino Rocca - 6 Fatigues, Won The Opening Collar & Elbow, Took Out His Increasing Anxieties About Being In 2074 On Blood During The Brawl).
The Seventies...
Take it sleasy everybody!
(Note: This is merely a work of fan fiction, done out of the utmost love and respect with regards to anybody or anything mentioned - any coincidences between the people and events reported within these texts and any actual true events, is not my fault 😊)