Silly fun

[TTX]

After seeing Travis art for a Jim Cornette that made him look like a vintage wrestler, I had to write this one.


"Slugging Farmer" Jim Burns
1. single leg takedown-1 1. dazed-1
2. body slam-2 (pw) 2. dazed-1 (tag)
3. body lock/cross triplock-2 (ag) 3. JIM BURNS-1
4. stomp-2 4. dazed-1
5. into the ropes 5. JIM BURNS-1
6. kick to midsection-2 (ch C) 6. JIM BURNS-2
1. hip toss-1 1. JIM BURNS-1
2. three-quarter nelson-2 2. hurt-2
3. fist drop-2 3. hurt-2
4. into the turnbuckle (c) 4. dazed-1
5. flying mare-3 5. hurt-2 (tag)
6. right hand flurry-3 6. JIM BURNS-2
1. thumb to eye-2 1. down-3 (lv)
2. full nelson-3 (ch D) 2. hurt-2
3. out of the ring (c) 3. down-3
4. jumping elbow drop-3 4. hurt-2
5. foreign object-3 add 1 5. hurt-2
6. KENTUCKY BACKDROP (+1) 6. PIN 6 (3)
Ropes A Agility -3
Turnbuckle B Power +2
Ring B Cage 3
Deathjump B Disqualification 5