Post by on_the_edge on Aug 17, 2024 16:19:49 GMT -5
Weapon charts
Variety is the spice of life
I was inspired by the cool weapon cards throwingtoasters made and handed out at Galactic Con to dust off my attempt at weapon charts and finally finish them. As you see there are 4 charts. One can pick either one to use or can roll to randomly use one of the charts. These are not set in stone so one should feel free to use their own creativity to decide how the weapon is used. They can be used in any kind of match but especially hardcore matches, falls count anywhere matches and street fights. If using a different chart and a roll involves a weapon you can substitute a roll of this chart for the weapon on the other one. You can also use these charts however you like in matches. Examples would be when rolling Out of Ring or a move with a (Ch) behind it. Basically, just use them how ever works best for you. These charts and extra ideas are able to be used in both COTG and in LOW/Indie feds. If you want a COTG exclusive feel, just think sci-fi items and go wild.
Chart A (Comedy chart) Roll 1
2 - Atari 2600 complete with ET the Game cartridge in it - down 3 +1
3 - plunger (choose to use the plunger end or handle end) - hurt 2 or down 3
4 -Cream pie or dirty boxers (you pick) - hurt 2
5 - T-shirt (either from long forgotten opening card wrestler or someone famous) choke opp - hurt 2
6 -can of silly string - dazed 1
7 -squirt gun - dazed 1
8 - overside plastic hammer with bonking sound effect - dazed 1
9 - very small chair wrapped in xmas tinsle - hurt 2
10 -Halloween mask (put it on and head butt) - hurt 2
11 -bowling trophy - down 3
12 - Foam finger with a wrench inside - down 3 +1
Chart B (Hardcore chart) Role 2-3
2 -kendo stick - down 3 +1
3 -bowling ball (set opponent in corner and go for the spare) - down 3
4 - trash can - down 3
5 -small frying pan - hurt 2
6 -stop sign - hurt 2
7 -cookie sheet - hurt 2
8 - good old fashion chair - hurt 2
9 - broom - hurt 2
10 -wet floor sign - hurt 2
11 -brass knuckles - down 3
12 -Cinder block - down 3 +1
Chart C (More hardcore chart) Role 4-5
2 -fork - down 3 +1
3 -two by four board - down 3
4 -title belt of obscure championship (US TV title, Minnesota version perhaps) - down 3
5 -bag of thumbtacks - down 3
6 -umbrella (jump off the apron and fly Mary Poppins style, drive handle into opponents head) - hurt 2
7 -trash can lid - hurt 2
8 -six inch high heel shoe - hurt 2
9 - staple gun and wrestling show flyers - down 3
10 -wooden skewers - down 3
11 -fluorescent light bulb - down 3
12 -handcuffs (use them like knucks or cuff opponent to ropes and decide how to go from there) - down 3 +1
Chart D (Extreme hardcore chart) Role 6
2 -lighter fluid and lighter (find a table and go to work) - +2, roll pin
3 -beer bottle - down 3 +1
4 -cheese grater - down 3
5 -chain - down 3
6 -mirror - down 3
7 -chair wrapped in barbed wire - down 3
8 -piece of broken table - down 3
9 -bag of thumbtacks/legos/broken glass (pick one or mix and match) - down 3
10 -pizza cutter - down 3 +1
11 -flaming branding iron - down 3 +1
12 - Baseball bat with nails - down 3 +2
Other items that can be substituted for ones on the chart: fire extinguisher, bottle of water, toaster, microphone, table, monitor from announcer's desk, toupee from announcer's head, mop, book, crutch, artificial limb, mannequin's limb, wheel chair, shopping cart, can of soup, walking stick, cue ball, cue stick, lip stick, chap stick, chop stick, rubber band, paper clip, computer key board, kitchen sink, door, pencil, cell phone, rotary phone, pizza pan, a small person thrown like a dart, a lawn dart, a normal dart, an alarm clock, a large wall clock, computer monitor, small radio or tv, an iron/curling iron/hair straightener plugged in or not, fuzzy dice, a stuffed animal, a ruler, duct tape and well, anything you can imagine or have laying around your house
If anything is not clear or you have questions feel free to ask.
Variety is the spice of life
I was inspired by the cool weapon cards throwingtoasters made and handed out at Galactic Con to dust off my attempt at weapon charts and finally finish them. As you see there are 4 charts. One can pick either one to use or can roll to randomly use one of the charts. These are not set in stone so one should feel free to use their own creativity to decide how the weapon is used. They can be used in any kind of match but especially hardcore matches, falls count anywhere matches and street fights. If using a different chart and a roll involves a weapon you can substitute a roll of this chart for the weapon on the other one. You can also use these charts however you like in matches. Examples would be when rolling Out of Ring or a move with a (Ch) behind it. Basically, just use them how ever works best for you. These charts and extra ideas are able to be used in both COTG and in LOW/Indie feds. If you want a COTG exclusive feel, just think sci-fi items and go wild.
Chart A (Comedy chart) Roll 1
2 - Atari 2600 complete with ET the Game cartridge in it - down 3 +1
3 - plunger (choose to use the plunger end or handle end) - hurt 2 or down 3
4 -Cream pie or dirty boxers (you pick) - hurt 2
5 - T-shirt (either from long forgotten opening card wrestler or someone famous) choke opp - hurt 2
6 -can of silly string - dazed 1
7 -squirt gun - dazed 1
8 - overside plastic hammer with bonking sound effect - dazed 1
9 - very small chair wrapped in xmas tinsle - hurt 2
10 -Halloween mask (put it on and head butt) - hurt 2
11 -bowling trophy - down 3
12 - Foam finger with a wrench inside - down 3 +1
Chart B (Hardcore chart) Role 2-3
2 -kendo stick - down 3 +1
3 -bowling ball (set opponent in corner and go for the spare) - down 3
4 - trash can - down 3
5 -small frying pan - hurt 2
6 -stop sign - hurt 2
7 -cookie sheet - hurt 2
8 - good old fashion chair - hurt 2
9 - broom - hurt 2
10 -wet floor sign - hurt 2
11 -brass knuckles - down 3
12 -Cinder block - down 3 +1
Chart C (More hardcore chart) Role 4-5
2 -fork - down 3 +1
3 -two by four board - down 3
4 -title belt of obscure championship (US TV title, Minnesota version perhaps) - down 3
5 -bag of thumbtacks - down 3
6 -umbrella (jump off the apron and fly Mary Poppins style, drive handle into opponents head) - hurt 2
7 -trash can lid - hurt 2
8 -six inch high heel shoe - hurt 2
9 - staple gun and wrestling show flyers - down 3
10 -wooden skewers - down 3
11 -fluorescent light bulb - down 3
12 -handcuffs (use them like knucks or cuff opponent to ropes and decide how to go from there) - down 3 +1
Chart D (Extreme hardcore chart) Role 6
2 -lighter fluid and lighter (find a table and go to work) - +2, roll pin
3 -beer bottle - down 3 +1
4 -cheese grater - down 3
5 -chain - down 3
6 -mirror - down 3
7 -chair wrapped in barbed wire - down 3
8 -piece of broken table - down 3
9 -bag of thumbtacks/legos/broken glass (pick one or mix and match) - down 3
10 -pizza cutter - down 3 +1
11 -flaming branding iron - down 3 +1
12 - Baseball bat with nails - down 3 +2
Other items that can be substituted for ones on the chart: fire extinguisher, bottle of water, toaster, microphone, table, monitor from announcer's desk, toupee from announcer's head, mop, book, crutch, artificial limb, mannequin's limb, wheel chair, shopping cart, can of soup, walking stick, cue ball, cue stick, lip stick, chap stick, chop stick, rubber band, paper clip, computer key board, kitchen sink, door, pencil, cell phone, rotary phone, pizza pan, a small person thrown like a dart, a lawn dart, a normal dart, an alarm clock, a large wall clock, computer monitor, small radio or tv, an iron/curling iron/hair straightener plugged in or not, fuzzy dice, a stuffed animal, a ruler, duct tape and well, anything you can imagine or have laying around your house
If anything is not clear or you have questions feel free to ask.