CARD # 005
(Feb, W1, Y1)
The show opens up with highlights from the Royal Rumble.
Then the camera shows the Hennigs making their way into the building. As soon as they enter they are attacked by 2 masked men. One is skinny and the other is overweight. The Hennigs are able to fight off the attackers and the masked men run off.
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Announcers welcome everyone to the show and run off the matches tonight. Mike Dibiase vs. Tom Prichard, Axe Attack vs. Heartbreak Express, The new U.S. Champion Pedro Morales will face S.D. Jones in a non title match. Scorch vs. Timber, and Doc will take on Animal in the main event.
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In the back two masked men run in a room and closed the door, then take off their masks showing them to be the Heartbreak Express.
Phil: “Well that did not seem to work!”
Sean: “I’ve got a plan B, one way or another we will beat the Axe Attack tonight on our road to the titles.”
Phil: “Well….what is it.”
Sean: “We will put this in their water and then they will not be able to wrestle very well.”
Both men start laughing as we go to our first match.
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MIKE DIBIASE (1-1) vs. TOM PRICHARD (0-0)
Back and forth with no one gaining a clear advantage. Mike was able to do a series of punches which laid Tom out and Mike covered for the win. (snake eyes)
Mike Dibiase (0) beat Tom Prichard (0) with series of punches. Match Rating: DUD
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After the match Tom is still laying in the ring and has not gotten up. Several of the medical staff is checking on him and they take him away on the stretcher. Details will be given later of his condition.
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AXE ATTACK (0-0) vs. HEARTBREAK EXPRESS (0-0)
Larry and Curt head to the ring and are groggy and seem to be stumbling to the ring.
Sean and Phil head to the ring and seem to be very confident of their win, due to circumstances they have done.
Larry starts out the match with Sean. Larry seems to be showing signs of the drug. After Sean is able to regain the offensive, Commissioner Charlie Cox steps to the ramp.
Charlie: “Due to the fact that you seem so confident of your win, I have decided to up the stakes. I have decided to make this an Elimination match. You see I know what your plans were, as I overheard you guys at the door. I was going to bring you an offer, but after overhearing you I went to the Hennigs and told them of your plan. Good luck to you.”
The Hennigs start to smile as the match continues as they were faking the whole time.
Larry proceeded to beat the crap out of Sean, before giving a powerslam on the floor. Sean was counted out, leaving Phil by himself.
Larry tagged in Curt. Curt then proceeded to bust open Phil with a series of punches. Phil tried hard to tag in his partner not realizing that he was the only one left. Phil rolled out of the ring and Curt followed. Curt then slammed him into the ringpost. He let his anger get the best of him, and got himself DQ. Larry then took over and just manhandled Phil. Phil finally took control by using a foreign object and got himself DQ.
Axe Attack beat the Heartbreak Express (Phil Davis (1)). Match Rating: ½*
Phil then used the foreign object again several times on Larry before raising his hands in victory and leaving the ring.
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©MASSIF (0-0) vs. S.D. JONES (0-0)
Non Title Match
Jones had the match under control for several minutes. Massif finally fought back with an elbow to the face when Jones bounced off the ropes. Jones showed heart and toughness in the match. Massif started work on the back of Jones to wear him down, but put Jones away with a headbutt.
US Champion: Massif (0) beat S.D. Jones (5). Match Rating: ** ½
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The announcers start to hype the PPV Starcade on Card#008. So far the Road Warriors defend their UWF Tag Titles against the Executioners. Frank Gotch will defend his UWF Title against the Mountie, and the Sandman has requested another match with Necro Butcher.
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Highlights are shown of the last match with the U.S. Champion Massif. Announcers state that they have some great champions in the UWF, The Road Warriors, Frank Gotch, and Massif.
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MONGOLS (0-1)(w/Larry Sharpe) vs. DREAM TEAM (1-0)
The Mongols wanting a rematch after getting beat by the Dream Team once before, has a manager this time.
Geeto and Greg start the match. Greg quickly goes on the attack and puts a piledriver on Geeto in less than 2 minutes for the first pin attempt, but only got a count of 1. Greg tags in Brutus, but Geeto was able to make a quick tag that Brutus did not see and got double clothesline that took him over the top rope and out of the ring. Bepo followed and slammed Brutus into the announce table, before tossing him back in the ring and following up with a tag for MONGOLIAN DROP (over the knee backbreaker, while Geeto comes off with TOP ROPE KNEEDROP.) 1…2…thre…Brutus barely kicks out! Geeto quickly climbs to the top rope again for another TOP ROPE KNEEDROP for the win.
The Mongols (Geeto (1)) beat the Dream Team (Brutus (1). Match Rating: *
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Announcer catches Neuromancer in the back.
Announcer: “Neuromancer, how does it feel to be in the UWF?”
Neuromancer: “It doesn’t matter one way or another if I am here or not. You see I go where the corporation tells me. And right now they want me here for a purpose.”
Announcer: “And why is that?”
Neuromancer: “That is none of your concern, and my purpose will be known when I am ready. It might be tonight or next year. You will know when the time comes.”
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SCORCH (0-0) vs. TIMBER (1-1)
Scorch just over powered Timber. Timber slid out of the ring, and rammed Scorch into the ringpost. This seemed to tick off Scorch as he hit a Flailing Flood (Lou Thesz press and punches), then picked up Timber for a pumphandle plex for a pin. 1…2…Timber kicks out! Scorch picks him up and tosses him into the turnbuckle…charges in for a spear, but Timber moves out of the way and Scorch hits the ringpost and falls out of the ring. Timber follows him out and goes to slam Timber’s head into the table, but Scorch reverses the move. Scorch then throws him into the ringpost, which opens up Timber’s forehead. Scorch tosses Timber into the turnbuckle again…and again charges in with the same thing happening and Scorch finding himself outside the ring again. Timber slammed him into the guardrail and the tossed him back in the ring. He did his LOG SPLITTER (toss into ropes and running axe handle to the head). 1…Scorch kicks out! After two more choke slams from the ropes, Timber did a second LOG SPLITTER for the win.
Timber (1) beats Scorch (1) with the LOG SPLITTER. Match Rating: *
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Backstage the Mountie is talking with his manager Larry Sharpe, when the UWF Champion Frank Gotch passes by.
Mountie: “Well, now what have we here? Did you know that you are defending that title against me at STARCADE? That belt will belong to the Mountie just like everything else has here in the UWF.”
Frank: “You know after everything that has happened in the last month due to you, I can’t wait to get you in the ring. Because when I put the GOTCH TOEHOLD on you, I plan on breaking your ankle.”
Mountie: “Is that a threat? Do you realize who I am? I am the Mountie and I always get my man!”
As soon as he finishes saying this, Larry hits Frank with the SHOCK STICK. Both of them leave laughing.
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ANIMAL (0-0) vs. DOC (0-0)
Animal surprised Doc with a quick POWER SLAM. 1…2…thre…Doc kicks out! Animal went for a dropkick, but Doc was too quick and moved out of the way. Doc did a Scorpion Leglock, but Animal was able to reach the ropes and rolled out of the ring. Doc then climbed the top turnbuckle and leaped off, but Animal threw a chair at him as Doc was coming down. He then threw Doc back in the ring. After a couple of moves, Animal tossed DOc out of the ring. He went to follow, but the ref stopped him and Doc punched him. Doc then climbed to the top rope, but Animal caught him and did a superplex. Animal then did a second POWER SLAM. 1…2…kick out! Doc fought back and hit a Surgical Strike (top rope fist drop). Doc then pinned him with a crucifix pin. 1…Animal kicks out! Doc did a second Surgical Strike. 1…2…Animal kicks out! Doc then leaped off the top rope with a punch that caught Animal on the nose. While he was stunned, Doc did the SCALPEL (put on shoulders and then did flying spinning neckbreaker). 1…2…3!
Doc (4) beat Animal (3). Match Rating: *** ½