Post by doublea on Jul 10, 2010 12:35:41 GMT -5
Legends of Wrestling Federation Card 8
Johnny Valentine came out unannounced and shoved the ring announcer aside as he sadistically grabbed the mic from his trembling hand as the announcer quickly scurried from the ring.
Johnny Valentine: Tonight, doesn’t matter if it’s Hawk or Animal, I want one of you two pieces of @%*& in the ring after the stuff you pulled last week on Greg (Valentine).
The Road Warriors made their way to the entrance ramp as Hawk responded to the threats of Valentine.
Road Warrior Hawk: Well, well, well, look at what we have here. Someone with the balls enough to stand up to the Hawk and to the Animal. I love it! But you want one of us tonight in the ring? I actually had to hold Animal back after I told him I was going to rip your stinking head off like I did to your punk son.
An irate Valentine dove through the ropes and tried to go after the Warriors, but was quickly cut off by LWF security. This brought out promoter Sam Muchnick
Sam Muchnick: Look Johnny, you may be angry, but the match is signed for tonight between you and Hawk. If you cause any disturbance before your match, you are suspended.
Valentine definitely didn’t like Muchnick’s threat as he stared at the imposing figures from the streets of Chicago. Hawk and Animal simply laughed towards Valentine and mockingly waved at him.
Buddy Rose came to the ring, desperately trying to get out of his Singapore Cane Match against The Sandman.
Buddy Rose: Okay, I need for Mr. Muchnick to come out here.
Sam Muchnick finally came to ringside after several pleas from Rose.
Sam Muchnick: Buddy, the match is signed. The fans are expecting it. You were cleared to wrestle. If you don’t, you get the same thing I told Valentine earlier…suspended. Your choice Mr. Rose.
Buddy Rose: Hmmph, fine. Okay Sandman, get out here. I’ll show why a wrestler can always defeat a bum.
The Sandman slowly made his way thru the crowd, drinking beer after beer on the way.
Rose once again got on the mic…
Buddy Rose: Muchnick, you are endangering my health! This bum is obviously drunk! Look at him. I swear Muchnick, if this clown injures me, I’ll sue for jeopardizing my health!
Sandman was obviously hearing Rose’s rants and came to the ring apron.
Rose was shouting at him to get in the ring and got face to face with Sandman. Sandman then spit a mouthful of beer into Rose’s face and smashed him with the Singapore Cane.
1) In a Singapore Cane Match, The Sandman pinned Buddy Rose after the HARDCORE DDT.
Rose was bleeding like a stuck pig after the match. As he slowly rose after his lose, he rubbed his forehead with his hands and looked down at the blood. This brought tears as he threw a tantrum in the middle of the ring.
Animal came to the ring to issue a challenge.
Animal: You know, my brother Hawk has signed off to face Johnny Valentine tonight, but that leaves me without an opponent. But there’s one guy, and he’s a former teammate, that I used to hate hearing blabbing his big fat mouth saying, “Ohh I pin everyone with a five count”. You know who it is, the weak link of the old Legion of Doom – Big Fat Bundy.
An angry Bundy came out and got in Animal’s face.
King Kong Bundy: Hey, who the hell do you think you are (pointing at Animal)? You are calling me a weak link? Who the hell beat you for the National Tag Titles? Myself and Masked Superstar. You two punks weren’t tough then were you? Or while you were headlining Dusty Rhodes’ Great American Bust tour wrestling Ric Flair to near low capacity crowd, I was beating Hulk Hogan within an inch of his life in front of packed crowds. So who’s a weak link?”
Animal responded with a vicious clothesline, sending the big man flying.
2) King Kong Bundy pinned Animal following an elbow drop off the ropes
King Kong Bundy: You ran your mouth punk and I pinned your overrated a** with a five-count.
Bundy went to attack Animal again, but Animal blocked the attack and threw Bundy into the ropes. With remarkable strength, Animal military pressed Bundy (as high as he could) for a split second and threw him hard to the mat, sending the big man scurrying from the ring.
Nikita Breznikov, Iron Sheik and Nikolai Volkoff made their way to the ring.
Iron Sheik: So this masked man, he’ah think he’ah bettah then ah the Sheik. My friend Nikoliai, such a good man, is taking care of his friend, wass his name, the skinny’ah man Baba and then I’ah humble phony amateur.
Nikita Breznikov politely interrupted the Sheik.
Nikita Breznikov: Great Sheik, I have a special surprise. I’ve arranged for the Destroyer, the pretender, to come out to face you right now to be humbled.
A skinny man with a Destroyer mask came out and stepped into the ring. Sheik violently slapped him, causing the imposter to fall. Sheik then put on the CAMEL CLUTCH as Volkoff kicked him in the face. This brought out Destroyer and Baba to put an end to the carnage and begin the Volkoff-Baba match.
3) Giant Baba pinned Nikolai Volkoff after the NECKBREAKER DROP
The Iron Sheik ran in and began choking Baba with his turban, but the Destroyer ran in to help Baba drive off the foreign menace.
Destroyer: Sheik, I don’t know what your deal is with this freaky humble stuff, but tonight I’m taking you out tonight.
Backstage, a shot was shown of Frank Gotch lacing up his boots. After finishing he looked up to see Harley Race standing over him.
Gotch simply looked down to fiddle with his boot and spoke to Race
Frank Gotch: Race, I hope you have a damn good reason why you’re in my dressing room.
Harley Race: I think you know why I’m here Gotch. You have something I want.
Frank Gotch (still looking down): And you’re man enough to take it from me?
Harley Race: I think you know I’m the one person who is man enough to take it from you.
Frank Gotch (and still looking down): Get Muchnick to sign up a contract. You know I don’t duck a challenge.
Harley Race:[/b] Boy, you better watch what you wish for…
Frank Gotch (finally standing and getting in Race’s face): Yeah, yeah, we know your credentials. Eight Time NWA Champ, King of Wrestling, 79 time Missouri Champ. You remind us all the time.
Harley Race: Watch your tone boy
Frank Gotch: No, I think you better watch yourself Race. I know how tough you are, but I know your weakness as well. I remember when you first started wrestling and you had a pretty bad car wreck and it screwed up that leg pretty bad…almost lost it didn’t you? Well, when I lock in that GOTCH TOEHOLD, that car wreck will look like a sunny day.
By this time, Race was livid.
Harley Race: You know you little piece (censored), I lost a lot more in that wreck that you’ll ever know. I don’t care about being personal in the wrestling ring, but that was too far. I’ll see you in the ring punk.
Gotch just smirked as Race stormed off.
Nick Bockwinkel confidently strolled to the ring.
Nick Bockwinkel: I’ve told the LWF, these fans and the viewing audience after a small bump in the road, a man of my world championship caliber would get right back on track. And I certainly have, scoring pinfall and pinfall against former World Champions and lining myself up for the title shot I deserve.
Just then Red Bastien came to the ring.
Red Bastien: Look Nick, I’m sorry to interrupt you because this is your time. I hear a lot of bravado from you, but I seem to remember many great matches between myself and you…
Nick Bockwinkel: You were merely a gnat that was never World Championship material and always had to get a partner to carry you to tag titles.
Red Bastien: And you are entitled to your opinion…
Nick Bockwinkel: Sir, this is not my opinion, this is a fact. History has shown you never wore a World Title around your waist like myself. So if that is all you have to say, begone.
Red Bastien: Actually it isn’t. I’m here to challenge you to match. If I’m this easy challenge as you seem to think, that’s just one more victory in your win column and moves you closer to a LWF or US Title shot.
Bockwinkel mulled it over for a few moments and accepted.
4) Nick Bockwinkel beat Red Bastien with the BOCKWINKEL SLEEPER
Bockwinkel was noticeably limping after the match. It was announced, at a later date, that Bockwinkel tore a groin muscle and will be out of action!
Nick Bockwinkel out 7 cards
After being injured for several fight cards due to a Jimmy Snuka SUPERFLY LEAP through a table, revenge minded Ted DiBiase came out to challenge Snuka
Ted DiBiase: Here I am, a humble man just looking to make his living in professional wrestling and what happens? This South Pacific savage tries to end my career (crowd boos). That’s right, you’d love to my career ended and I have no doubt that was Snuka’s agenda a few weeks back. I’m just lucky enough to have a little “nest egg” to fall back on while I’m out of action. But after taking you out tonight Snuka, I’m sending you back to live with the jungle animals to live in the trees eating coconuts all day…
Suddenly, the familiar chords of “Sup-Sup-Superfly” rang through the arena as Snuka had heard enough and stormed the ring after DiBiase.
5) Ted DiBiase pinned Jimmy Snuka following a backwards elbow off the ropes (Virgil did have an assist, pushing Snuka’s foot off of the ropes).
Snuka was enraged and even though DiBiase quickly scurried from the ring, Virgil wasn’t so lucky. Snuka gave him several chops and a head butt that sent him crashing to the mat. Snuka then delivered a spectacular SUPERFLY LEAP onto Virgil.
Snuka then saw something in Virgil’s coat pocket. He pulled out a wad of money and began throwing it to the crowd. DiBiase, looking from the aisle way, was livid as he saw his “hard earned money” being throw to the “common folks”.
6) Johnny Valentine pinned Hawk after the ATOMIC SKULLCRUSHER
This was one of the most hard hitting matches in the history of the LWF. After the win, Valentine slowly made his way to his feet and as he took a step, fell to the mat in exhaustion. The crowd knew these two were perhaps the two toughest wrestlers in the LWF and they proved it battling to the point of pure collapse.
Sam Muchnick asked for the fans attention for a special presentation. A local community group was honoring Bobo Brazil for his recent work at a children’s hospital and the mayor was presenting him with a key to the city and a plaque.
Bobo Brazil proudly came to the ring to accept the honors.
Bobo Brazil: I want to thank…
Just then Killer Kowalski came to the ring.
Killer Kowalski: I want to know what the hell Brazil is getting these awards when I’m sitting here getting nothing?.
The mayor spoke up to answer Kowalski
Mayor: Well, I have to speak up. Mr. Brazil always makes time to visit our fine children’s hospital to visit some of the unfortunaete children. If you’d like to do the same Mr. Kowalski, I’ll be happy to arrange something for you.
Kowalski stood and thought for a few moments and answered
Killer Kowalski: Okay, here’s my answer (and slapped his CLAW HOLD on the defenseless mayor0
Bobo Brazil then gave Kowalski several COCO BUTTS effectively starting their match
7) Bobo Brazil beat Killer Kowalski by DQ when Kowalski refused to release his CLAW HOLD after the referee ordered a break.
Eventually, Brazil was bleeding profusely from the pressure of the claw when Kowalski finally released the hold and stood over Brazil, raising his hand victoriously.
Kowalski then took the plaque and smashed it against the ringpost, busting it to pieces.
The Destroyer stormed out
The Destroyer: I guess tonight is revenge night, so this won’t be any different. A few weeks ago, the Iron Sheik made a claim that he was a better amateur than me. I’m not denying any of his amateur claims because the Iron Sheik is a damn fine wrestler. But, it’s what he did after the match that makes me disgusted. So tonight, I’m calling him out and I’ll prove that the Destroyer is the finest technical, scientific and amateur wrestler to ever step foot in a LWF ring.
7) The Destroyer beat Iron Sheik with the FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK
Nikolai Volkoff ran in and attacked Destroyer until Giant Baba made the save for Destroyer before anymore major damage could be done. An obvious shaken and injured Destroyer grabbed the mic.
The Destroyer: The second time you two goofs try to take me out. Well, you two have something that Baba and I want and that is the LWF Tag Title. So consider this a challenge boys. We’ll see you the next fight card.
Destroyer injured 16 fight cards.
8) US Champion Frank Gotch beat Harley Race by DQ when Race gave the ref a PILEDRIVER
Gotch then locked the GOTCH TOEHOLD on Race as Race begged for mercy.
Frank Gotch: I told you I knew your weak spot Race. Next time you won’t take the cowards way and face the facts you’ll get beat in the ring
Harley Race injured 5 fight cards