Post by doublea on Sept 25, 2010 8:26:59 GMT -5
LWF Championship Wrestling Card 6
Hutchinson, KS
Hutchinson, KS
The show was scheduled to start at 8 p.m., but as everyone was getting their last minute snacks, smoking their last cigarette and taking that last leak…a commotion from the back started around 7:50, which caused the entire arena to quickly stop in the tracks and rush to see this commotion. The Sandman and Ox Baker were brawling down the aisle way, giving the show an earlier start than the crowd anticipated (although they didn’t seem to mind)
1) In a Hardcore Match, The Sandman pinned Ox Baker following the SINGAPORE CANE
An irate Harley Race stormed to the ring and stared Sandman straight into the eyes. Sandman was obviously shocked at Race’s prescense, so looked to the crowd as the crowd wanted more blood after the last brutal encounter. But before Sandman could react the fan reaction, Race blasted him in the nose with one of his patented headbutts, knocking Sandman senseless. Race picked up the stunned hardcore icon and tossed the Sandman from the ring. Race then demanded the mic from the ringside announcer. Obviously scared of Race’s reputation, the timid man quickly handed Race the mic.
Race: Bobo Brazil, you had a chance to be part of greatness, to team with an eight time NWA World Champ. But what did you do? You threw me over the top rope, nearly injuring my leg, the leg that was nearly amputated early in my career. My great conditioning, of course, stopped the injury from being any more serious. But you my friend, I know it’s hard to be in the ring with greatness since you never won the big one…
…the crowd then rose to their feet in anticipation as one of their favorites, Bobo Brazil, began making his way to the ring to answer Race’s rant.
Brazil: Harley, did that fall do some damage to that hard noggin of yours my friend? You were the one who tried to take the opportunity to attack me. Me, I was only defending myself from your attack. But to stop your rantings, I know you are out here to challenge me to a match tonight. So save your breath, I accept. And remember, this isn’t the NWA anymore. They couldn’t keep up with the competition, so your eight title reigns don’t mean squat. This is the LWF, where everything matters.
Buddy Rose arrogantly strutted out to the ring and took the mic from the announcer.
Rose: It’s time for the Playboy to move up the ladder. A win over a former world champ, albeit by political means, moves me in line for a title shot. But don’t forget, I was a headliner at the first Wrestlemania!
Announcer: [/color]I thought that was the Executioner?”
Rose: Hey, well, uh, yeah, I had a hand in training him, so I had a hand in making Wrestlemania successful!
Announcer: While Wrestlemania is nice, have you heard of the Tokyo Dome?”
Rose: Is that some new Japanese soup?
Announcer:[/color] Well, Baba helped sell out one of the most historic venues on numerous cards. It’s like their Wrestlemania.
Rose:[/color] Hey, who the hell are you anyways? Just get that giraffe out here!
2) Giant Baba pinned Buddy Rose after the NECKBREAKER DROP
Baba politely bowed to Rose after the match.
3) Nick Bockwinkel beat Dick Hutton with the FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK
Nick Bockwinkel : Haha, my master plan is working. Once I defeat all legit challengers, my path to the LWF World title is obvious in that I will reign supreme as the greatest champion in the history of professional wrestling.
This brought out the previous match’s winner, Giant Baba
Giant Baba : My Engrish is no so good Mr. Bockwinker. But you forget, Baba is former multiple time NWA Champion, so if I am one you look to wark through, I highry doubt it. If you want to take out giant, you sign your name with Mr. Muchnick and I charrenge you next card.
Nick Bockwinkel : Sir, I didn’t understand a word you said. However, if you are issuing some challenge to me, I accept it. You are merely a pawn in my game. I look forward to snapping your spindly legs with my devastating Figure Four Leglock.
Buddy Rogers, who was still out nursing an injury, was asked to provide commentary for the King Kong Bundy- Jimmy Snuka match up.
4) King Kong Bundy pinned Jimmy Snuka following the AVALANCHE.
Rogers, who was giving glowing commentary about Snuka, rose up and began cheering as Snuka climbed the turnbuckle for his famous SUPERFLY LEAP. Suddenly, to the shock of everyone in attendance, Rogers shoved Snuka off the top rope, leaving him easy prey to the mammoth Bundy.
Johnny & Greg Valentine came to the ring
Greg Valentine[/color]: There is many goals those who choose pro wrestling hope to accomplish. Well, there is one thing I am able to do right now and that is win the LWF Tag Titles and become the greatest team in LWF history.
Greg handed off the mic to Johnny, who began to speak, but was interrupted by the power chords of Iron Man. The Road Warriors confidently strolled to the ring as Animal spoke to the Valentines.
Animal: So you two think you have the goods to be the greatest team in LWF history? You really think you can claim that when you’ve yet to beat the greatest team in pro wrestling history?
Hawk took over: Well boys, it looks like we have a situation. And situations are something the Legion of Doom absolutely love…
Just then, the Warriors gave the Valentines two boots to the gut, effectively starting the match.
5) The Road Warriors beat Johnny & Greg Valentine when Hawk pinned Greg after a gorilla press slam.
The Warriors gave Johnny a double clothesline out of the ring and Hawk grabbed the mic.
Hawk: Hey Animal, looks like little Greggy here is trying to be the big tough man like his daddy out there (as Greg was slowly making his way to the ropes). Looks like the damage isn’t done, so whatta you say?
Animal: I say get his fat a** off the mat and take him out brother!
The Warriors then gave Greg the DOOMSDAY DEVICE leaving Greg lying face first on the mat. Johnny recovered to check on his fallen son.
Johnny Valentine: So you two tough guys want a battle? Boys you’ve got it. Shake it off Greg and get up. You are a Valentine. We don’t stay down.
Still slow to get up and holding his neck, Greg obliged to his father’s wish and slowly made his way off the mat.
Johnny Valentine:: Remember Greg, these two aren’t wrestlers, just two street punks. There’s no one tougher than a Valentine.
Greg Valentine injured 10
Clutching the US title the same hand as his fearsome claw, Killer Kowalski came to the ring and proudly displayed his newly won US Title.
Killer Kowalski: I heard the talk in the back, that while that Kowalski guy is big and tough, Gotch will make him look stupid by wrestling circles around him. I listen in the locker room and I will tell you that it only made me more determined. All it takes is one second for me to catch you in my fearsome claw and all that wrestling stuff you think makes you great is done!
Frank Gotch slowly made his way out, simply shaking his head at the threats hurled by Kowalski
Frank Gotch: Here we go with empty threats. Big deal. You got one lucky hold on me and won the US Title. Bravo! Bravo! But as I look in the ring, I see those skinny legs holding up that big frame. And when I see those skinny legs, it makes me think it only takes one Gotch Toehold to be locked in to snap those sticks.
Killer Kowalski interrupting: Skinny legs!?!? I’ll crush your head with my claw.
6) Frank Gotch: beat Killer Kowalski with the GOTCH TOEHOLD to regain the US Title
Killer Kowalski: Gotch, you lucky son of a b***h. I’ve proved my claw is more feared than your toehold so I’m challenging you to a finisher match next fight card and I’ll prove to everyone just whose hold is more feared!
Gotch, with the US belt over his shoulder, simply said, “Accepted.”
Nikita Breznikov brought out LWF Tag Champs Iron Sheik & Nikolai Volkoff
Nikita Breznikov: Each day, we fight your American stereotypes of we are evil foreigners. Nothing could be further from the truth. We are simple men trying to fight hard for our country and do them proud. Now look at these two Americans, Valiant Brothers, and their cheating tactics they employeed during our last match. We get ripped by American media as cheaters when it’s those two American pigs that are the true culprits.
This brought out the Valiants.
Jimmy Valiant: [/color]Hey brother! We don’t wrestle for these fans or this country. We wrestle for ourselves! This includes every dirty tactic we can get way from us because this wins us titles and titles means a whole lotta green!! And the green makes us very happy brutha! So lets quit the talking, let the fists fly and lets get it on daddy!
7) The Valiants beat LWF Tag Champs Iron Sheik & Nikolai Volkoff by DQ
An obviously irritated Sam Muchnick came storming out.
Sam Muchnick: Well, since you four boys want to rely on cheap interference tactics to cause DQs…this isn’t’ something our great fans are paying to see, to see you two teams cop out on a finish. So next week, our fans will get a winner as you two teams will face off in a Texas Death Match where there are no disqualifications and there must be a winner.
8) Harley Race pinned Bobo Brazil following the PILEDRIVER.
As Race stood victorious in the ring, he grabbed the mic.
Harley Race: Once again, I’ve proved I am the King of Wrestling. I want a coronation and Brazil, I want you to “bow at my feet”.
Brazil looked out toward the fans, still a bit dazed from Race’s lethal Piledriver. All the fans shouted out no to the hero, but Brazil slowly made his way up and walked over to Race, who has pointing down towards his feet. Brazil began to bow, as the crowed roared their disapproval, but Brazil responded with a lethal “low blow” on Race and delivered a COCO BUTT for good measure. The crowd roared in unison to voice their approval.
Race was livid, vowing revenge on Brazil as he made his way to the dressing room.