The GWFZ Rejects

[EricM]

Not everyone who aspires to be a wrestler makes it. Perhaps they don't have enough heart, enough talent, enough money. What follows are some of the men and women who tried to make it to the big time through the GWFZ...and failed.


Yeah, I haven't made any comedy jobbers in a while and Werner posted up some great pictures for Legends jobbers on another board so "stealing" them for my use. Thanks Werner!

Enjoy!

[EricM]

BLUE TURTLE

WRESTLER NAME Blue Turtle	Height 6'; Weight 180 lbs.; Home Andromeda (?)
Level 1 Offense	Level 1 Defense
1. punch -1 2. test of strength-1 (pw) 3. sit on opponent-1 (pw) 4. headbutt-2 5. elbow drop-2 (ag) 6. into the turnbuckle	1. dazed-1 (tag) 2. B.T.-1 3. B.T.-1 4. dazed-1 5. dazed-1 6. B.T.-2
Level 2 Offense	Level 2 Defense
1. standing dropkick-2 (ag) 2. forearm to back-2 3. leg drop-2 (ch E) 4. into the ropes (c) 5. stomp-2 6. splash-3	1. hurt-2 2. B.T.-1 3. hurt-2 4. hurt-2 5. down-3 6. hurt-2 (tag)
Level 3 Offense	Level 3 Defense
1. falling headbutt-2 (ch G) 2. out of the ring 3. sleeper hold-3 4. B.T. Butt-3 5. Ani-Man Ax Handle-3 6. B.T. SPLASH (0)	1. hurt-2 2. hurt-2 3. PIN 8 (5) 4. down-3 (lv) 5. down-3 6. down-3 (tag)
Ropes -- C Turnbuckle -- C Ring -- B Deathjump -- C Disqualification -- 5	Agility -- +5 Power -- -1 Cage -- 6

Moves & Finishers: B.T. Butt - Blue Turtle whips his opponent into the turnbuckle, then follows up with a butt butt to the opponent's chest.
B.T. Splash - a corner splash

Background: Kalvin Kazma has been fascinated with Andromedan culture since he was a boy. He often believed that he was an Ani-Man trapped in the body of a human, but was not sure what sort of animal he might be. For his 18th birthday, Kalvin's parents bought him a trip to Andromeda. Unfortunately, while on his trip, Kalvin went to one of the seedier sections of the planet where he was hit on the head from behind. When he awoke, he was a turtle....a BLUE turtle! Kalvin was ecstatic that his Ani-Man side had finally emerged.

Actually, some thugs had mugged Kalvin and just stuffed the young man into a turtle mascot costume.

The newly "Ani-man-ized' Kalvin quickly went home and decided to follow the path of his fellow Ani-Men...to the GWF! Kalvin, now known as Blue Turtle, enrolled at the GWFZ training school. Sadly, the mascot costume was very bulky and hurt what wrestling skills he might have had. Plus, he refused to voluntarily remove the suit so his trainers and fellow students often had to forcibly get the stinky guy out of it to bathe or shower him. Eventually, GWFZ officials decided that 1. Kalvin wasn't an Ani-Man and 2. Kalvin was nuts! The young man was released and now must find his own way to follow in the footsteps of Wolf, Battering Ram....and Plethador.

[Justin Case]

heehee, this is a fun topic! Nicely done EM!!!

[GrumpyBigBee]

any more coming? I might have a few that I can post! Pics/art and backs! But Id rather do the art and have someone else do the backs. email me if interested in working with me

[EricM]

PIRATE PAM

Pirate Pam	Height 5'4"; Weight 117lbs.; Home: Aquaus
Level 1 Offense	Level 1 Defense
1. test of strength-1 (pw) 2. Flogging-1 (pw) 3. arm twist-1 4. headlock-2 5. ankle twist-2 6. dropkick-2 (ag)	1. PAM-1 2. PAM-1 3. dazed-1 4. hurt-2 5. dazed-1 (tag) 6. hurt-2
Level 2 Offense	Level 2 Defense
1. clothesline-2 (pw) 2. face rake-2 (ch F) 3. into the turnbuckle (c) 4. into the ropes 5. hurancanrana-3 6. missile dropkick-3	1. hurt-2 2. PAM-1 3. down-3 4. hurt-2 5. hurt-2 (tag) 6. hurt-2
Level 3 Offense	Level 3 Defense
1. choke-2 (ch G) 2. flying dropkick-2 3. deathjump (c) 4. spin kick-3 5. Pirate Kick-3 6. YARRR! (0)	1. hurt-2 2. down-3 (lv) 3. down-3 4. PIN 7 (4) 5. hurt-2 6. down-3
Ropes -- C Turnbuckle -- C Ring -- B Deathjump -- B Disqualification -- 5	Agility -- -1 Power -- 0 Cage -- 5

Moves & Finishers: Flogging - a series of quick open hand chops.
Pirate Kick - Pam bounces off the ropes and kicks her opponent in the head.
Yarrr! - Pam blasts out a roar of "Yarrr!" in her opponent's face, then attempts to roll them up for the victory.

Background: The planet Aquaus is 98% covered by water. Due to the lack of sizable land masses, most of the inhabitants live on floating cities. Pamela Seafarer's family lived on a ship that traveled from city to city, getting supplies by trading. On the long journeys between cities, Pam and her family would watch tapes of GWF action and Pam soon dreamt of competing in a GWF ring someday. When she finally made her way to the GWFZ training school, it was jokingly suggested that she act like a pirate due to her past. Pam took to the idea big time and was soon annoying the trainers by talking and dressing like a pirate ALL the time. Pam had some skills but her constant living of her gimmick lead to her dismissal from the school. Pam often thinks she's a lot stronger than she really is and will face opponents much bigger than she is.

[GrumpyBigBee]

Story: the Creeper wants back into the GWF! He has been training hard... BUT... is this the real Creeper or his son?!!?!?!? and if its his son then who is the mother???




*his ag is +3
(art by me & stats changed a little from Tom's original with permission from Tom himself)

[EricM]

PUNK GIRL

Punk Girl	Height 5'7"; Weight 145lbs; Home London England
Level 1 Offense	Level 1 Defense
1. rude gesture-1 2. eye poke-1 3. snap mare-2 (pw) 4. punch-2 5. stomp midsection-2 (ch A) 6. Moshing-3	1. hurt-2 2. PUNK GIRL-1 3. dazed-1 4. dazed-1 5. PUNK GIRL-1 6. dazed-1 (tag)
Level 2 Offense	Level 2 Defense
1. spit on opponent-1 2. clothesline-2 (ag) 3. headbutt-2 (ch E) 4. into the turnbuckle (c) 5. English uppercut-3 6. AnArChY-3	1. hurt-2 (tag) 2. hurt-2 3. hurt-2 4. hurt-2 5. PUNK GIRL-1 6. down-3
Level 3 Offense	Level 3 Defense
1. backbreaker-2 2. deathjump (c) 3. out of the ring 4. camel clutch-3 5. Sub-mission!-3 6. BOLLOCKS! (0) (+2) DQ	1. down-3 2. PIN 7 (4) 3. down-3 4. hurt-2 5. down-3 (lv) 6. hurt-2
Ropes -- C Turnbuckle -- B Ring -- A Deathjump -- C Disqualification -- 7	Agility -- 0 Power -- -1 Cage -- 4

Moves & Finishers: Moshing-Punk Girl dances around her opponent, slamming into them as well as punching them.
AnArChY-Punk Girl unleashes a flurry of punches, kicks, & headbutts.
Sub-mission!-a bear hug
Bollocks!-a low blow, more effective against male opponents (use bold instructions if Punk Girl wrestles a man).

Background: Margaret "Maggie" Bristol has always been a scrapper. She was constantly in trouble at school for getting into fights with both girls and boys. Maggie also grew up a big fan of punk rock. After school, Maggie enrolled at the GWFZ where she proved to be a very good brawler, though not a very good wrestler. She may have made more strides in her wrestling ability, but Max Shield got tired of her constantly low blowing him during practices and dismissed her.

[vrobx]

PHILLIP O. POSSUM

LEVEL ONE OFFENSE
1. eye rake-1
2. bite to firehead-1
3. short clothesline-2(pw)
4. falling headbutt-2(ag)
5. test of strength-2(pw)
6. running headbutt-2(ch A)

LEVEL TWO OFFENSE
1. illegal choke-2
2. backdrop-2
3. thumb to eye-2
4. tail trip-2
5. into the turnbuckle(c)
6. Ani-Man Axe Handle-3

LEVEL THREE OFFENSE
1. choke with tail-2
2. four-paw trample-3(ch C)
3. deathjump(c)
4. out of the ring
5. Hang With Tail-3 DQ
6. POSSUM POUNCE(0)

LEVEL ONE DEFENSE
1. hurt-2
2. hurt-2
3. dazed-1(tag)
4. dazed-1(tag)
5. dazed-1(tag)
6. O'POSSUM-1

LEVEL TWO DEFENSE
1. hurt-2(tag)
2. down-3
3. hurt-2(tag)
4. dazed-1
5. hurt-2
6. O'POSSUM-1

LEVEL THREE DEFENSE
1. PIN 7(4)
2. down-3(lv)
3. hurt-2
4. down-3(tag)
5. down-3(lv)
6. PLAYING POSSUM (roll)

Ropes C Turnbuckle C Ring B Deathjump C Disqualification 5
Agility -1 Power +4 Cage 6

POSSUM POUNCE: Phillip gets on all fours and then hops and lands on his opponent in a really uncoordinated body splash.
PLAYING POSSUM: Phillip will lie on the ground and pretend to be out cold and trick the opponent into pinning him. Roll two dice. Doubles: Phillip surprises the opponent with a roll-up pin attempt. Opponent rolls pin. If no pinfall occurs, oponent rolls on Level 2 Offense. Non-doubles. The trick backfires and Phillip rolls his pin. If no pin, opponent rolls on Level 3 Offense.

It's not that Phillip lacks a whole lot of talent. He was booted from the GWFZ because he spent more time running away from fights (notice the number of defensive tags and leave the rings on his card?) and playing possum. This AniMan just didn't have the guts Max Shield was looking for to make it in the GWF.

[TTX]

Jul 2, 2008 23:35:43 GMT -5 EricM said:

PUNK GIRL

Punk Girl	Height 5'7"; Weight 145lbs; Home London England
Level 1 Offense	Level 1 Defense
1. rude gesture-1 2. eye poke-1 3. snap mare-2 (pw) 4. punch-2 5. stomp midsection-2 (ch A) 6. Moshing-3	1. hurt-2 2. PUNK GIRL-1 3. dazed-1 4. dazed-1 5. PUNK GIRL-1 6. dazed-1 (tag)
Level 2 Offense	Level 2 Defense
1. spit on opponent-1 2. clothesline-2 (ag) 3. headbutt-2 (ch E) 4. into the turnbuckle (c) 5. English uppercut-3 6. AnArChY-3	1. hurt-2 (tag) 2. hurt-2 3. hurt-2 4. hurt-2 5. PUNK GIRL-1 6. down-3
Level 3 Offense	Level 3 Defense
1. backbreaker-2 2. deathjump (c) 3. out of the ring 4. camel clutch-3 5. Sub-mission!-3 6. BOLLOCKS! (0) (+2) DQ	1. down-3 2. PIN 7 (4) 3. down-3 4. hurt-2 5. down-3 (lv) 6. hurt-2
Ropes -- C Turnbuckle -- B Ring -- A Deathjump -- C Disqualification -- 7	Agility -- 0 Power -- -1 Cage -- 4

Moves & Finishers: Moshing-Punk Girl dances around her opponent, slamming into them as well as punching them.
AnArChY-Punk Girl unleashes a flurry of punches, kicks, & headbutts.
Sub-mission!-a bear hug
Bollocks!-a low blow, more effective against male opponents (use bold instructions if Punk Girl wrestles a man).

Background: Margaret "Maggie" Bristol has always been a scrapper. She was constantly in trouble at school for getting into fights with both girls and boys. Maggie also grew up a big fan of punk rock. After school, Maggie enrolled at the GWFZ where she proved to be a very good brawler, though not a very good wrestler. She may have made more strides in her wrestling ability, but Max Shield got tired of her constantly low blowing him during practices and dismissed her.

Chuckles, and she's giving a rude gesture in the pic.