Thanks for the comments AJ, Vegas, Crimson, Daytondave, and Bookerbill. That show was a blast to roll out and I was pleased with how it turned out. Up next is a special Monday edition of LOW All-Star Wrestling... LOW All-Star Wrestling (Episode 39) - WMC-TV5 Studios - Memphis, TN (Card #802)The broadcast opened with announcers Lance Russell and Dave Brown, along with special guest commentator Nick Bockwinkel, discussing all of the events from both WrestleCade VIII (Card #800 at the Georgia Dome in Atlanta, GA) and Kings Road United with Strong Style Experience at the Tokyo Dome (Card #801). The main point of discussion was the crowning of a new LOW World Heavyweight champion at WrestleCade VIII with Lou Thesz beating The Sheik for the title. Bockwinkel said that Thesz had long been considered an uncrowned world heavyweight champion in LOW but that now he had achieved what he had worked so hard to gain. Both Russell and Brown agreed and then asked Bockwinkel about his match with Danny Hodge at the big event. Bockwinkel said that he respects Hodge a great deal and that he would love to have a rematch with him. He said that there was no shame in losing to Hodge as he was the better man that night but that next time the result would be different. Russell then asked Bockwinkel about his status as a free agent in LOW and if he intends to sign a contract soon. Bockwinkel said that he has already decided on that and in fact he has signed a contract to join the GWA where he will pursue a rematch with Hodge. Russell said that it was great news and that everyone looks forward to the chance to see him back in regular competition in LOW.
Jim Cornette and the Midnight Express (“Loverboy” Dennis Condrey & “Beautiful” Bobby Eaton) then burst into the studio with the vocal manager demanding air time. Russell got up from the announce table to begrudgingly grant them that.
LR: “Ok Cornette what are you doing out here? You guys aren’t even scheduled to be here this week.”
JC: “Catch your breath, banana nose, in case you didn’t know today is my birthday and we are out here to celebrate.”
LR: “I had no idea about that but in that case Happy Birthday but can we please get on with this.”
JC: “My beloved Mama, Mama Cornette, has purchased this television time for me and everyone here is going to get to enjoy my party. Nothing is going to ruin this special day.”
LR: “Alright Cornette but I do have one question and that is how is the relationship between you and Mr. Condrey? Things looked pretty tense between the two of you during that tag team Gauntlet Match during WrestleCade VIII weekend.”
JC: “That is none of your business, banana nose! As you can see Dennis is right here helping me celebrate my birthday and in fact we have decided to start the new year off with a bang as I have agreed to give Randy Savage & Bruiser Brody a rematch against us on the next SWA card in Greensboro, NC (Card #804). We already beat those two goofs in Baton Rouge, LA (Card #783) and we will do it again in Greensboro.”
LR: “Those are some pretty big words, Jimmy. You guys may have won the last time out but Savage and Brody are on a real tear and they just beat the Road Warriors in a big match at WrestleCade VIII.”
JC: “The Road Warriors? Who cares we already beat those face painted muscle heads and in fact we are three-time LOW World tag team champions and that speaks for itself. Now bring my cake out here and let’s get this birthday celebration underway.”
With that a birthday cake was wheeled in from the side door and party hats and favors were distributed including to Russell, Brown, and Bockwinkel. Cornette then had the Express attempt to lead everyone in singing Happy Birthday to him but there was little enthusiasm from the studio audience or the three announcers. After that he went to cut the cake when suddenly bursting in through the open side door were none other than Randy “Macho Man” Savage and “King Kong” Bruiser Brody! The two raced right towards the Express but Savage took a slight detour and ran the head of Cornette into his birthday cake! Savage and Brody then battled Condrey and Eaton out of the studio while a cake faced Cornette attempted to get back to his feet but then slipped on the icing.
LR: “Are you ok, Jimmy? I’m afraid you have that birthday cake all over your face and polyester suit.”
JC: “My cake, my glasses, my suit! My Mama is going to sue everyone especially Savage and Brody. We will take you for everything your…”
Cornette didn’t have time to finish his statement as both Savage and Brody stormed back into the studio sending the embarrassed manager running to the back. Savage then grabbed the mic from Russell and issued a strong statement:
RS: “Ooooh yeah, dig it! We are now the premiere tag team in LOW and Cornette I hope you had a Happy Birthday as I can tell you sure enjoyed that cake. But when there is a party and me and “King Kong” aren’t invited we crash it, yeah. Freak out, freak out this is the “Macho Man” Randy Savage talking and you can damn sure bet that me and Brody will take down the Midnight Express in Greensboro and after that we want the Road Warriors again. In fact, Lance Russell, we have already signed to face the Road Warriors in a rematch at Madison Square Garden in New York, NY (Card #816) and we are gonna beat them again, Ooooh yeah!”
LR: “Wow, that is some huge news right there and as Savage and Brody are walking on out of here I hope they don’t make another surprise appearance as I don’t know if my heart can take it. Over to you, Dave, what do we have for the rest of the show.”
DB: “Thanks, Lance, and as a matter of fact we have a great show in store today headlined by ASW’s own Les Thatcher bringing in a mystery partner to face Konnan & Playboy Buddy Rose of Sharpe Sports Agency, Inc. out of PCW. Also in action today are the popular Hillbilly Jim & Cousin Luke, “Superstar” Bill Dundee, 2 Cold Scorpio and in our opening match we have the massive King Kong Bundy in action.”
1)
Jim Powers defeated King Kong Bundy by DQ:
The popular Jim Powers took on King Kong Bundy of the AWE in the opening contest. Jimmy Hart was at ringside for Bundy and he went over to the announce table to reveal some big news. He said that he had fired Brutus Beefcake, who lost to Powers on a previous ASW broadcast, from the First Family and terminated his contract with the AWE. He also said that Bundy will be getting a shot at LOW World Heavyweight champion Lou Thesz on the next AWE card in Chicago, IL (Card #805). While that was going on Bundy nearly lost twice as Powers got two counts with a running knee lift and a flying bodypress off of the top rope. Bundy then took this one to the outside where he was disqualified snake eyes style for repeatedly running Powers back first into the ring post. Bundy didn’t stop there and said he had a message for Thesz and proceeded to deliver an Avalanche to Powers while he was propped up against the ring post. A laughing Bundy and Hart then left the studio as paramedics rushed in to attend to Powers who had to be carried out on a stretcher.
2)
2 Cold Scorpio defeated Matt Striker:
This one was over quickly as GWA star 2 Cold Scorpio took on Matt Striker. The early action was controlled by Striker until Scorpio tied him up with a surfboard and left him prone on the mat. Scorpio then jumped to the top rope and came off with a Moonsault to score the pin. Nick Bockwinkel left the announce table during the bout and went backstage to check on the condition of Jim Powers.
Interview – Mr. X:
Lance Russell ventured to ringside to talk with the winless Mr. X who had requested some interview time. Russell brought up the fact that the record of Mr. X currently stands at 0-49-0 and that his next loss would be number fifty. Mr. X was beside himself and said that he breaks his back traveling the highways and byways and all he hears about is his winless record. He said that he is sick of losing and there is no way he is going to drop another match. He then dared anyone to come out and prove him wrong. Fellow ASW star Ricky Landell came out and said that if Mr. X wanted a match he could have one. Mr. X told him to “prepare to lose” and then decked him leading to the two brawling at ringside. Russell then called for Dave Brown to ring the bell and make it official…
3)
Ricky Landell defeated Mr. X:
The popular Ricky Landell out of St. Paul, MN, really took it to Mr. X in this one. In his defense Mr. X was doing everything he could to avoid losing yet again and kicked out of several pin attempts. Nick Bockwinkel returned to the announce table during the match and said that Jim Powers suffered three broken ribs and will be out of action for several weeks. Landell won it after hitting Mr. X with a missile dropkick and delivering the Fisherman’s Buster for the pin. A dejected Mr. X left the ring with his record dropping to 0-50-0 while Landell celebrated with the fans at ringside.
4)
Hillbilly Jim & Cousin Luke defeated Lanny Poffo & Dupae Rupa by DQ:
The popular SWA team of Hillbilly Jim & Cousin Luke took on the ASW combination of “The Genius” Lanny Poffo & “Belgian Brawler” Dupae Rupa. It was all Jim and Luke most of the way as they kept Poffo isolated leaving Rupa waiting to tag in. Big Jim roughed up Poffo with his size and strength scoring near falls with both a clothesline and scoop slam. Luke added in the mule kick for good measure. Rupa wound up saving Poffo from being pinned and the two began double-teaming Big Jim after tossing Luke out to the floor. The excessive double-teaming led to Poffo and Rupa being disqualified with Luke returning to make the save for Jim.
5)
Bill Dundee defeated George South:
An interesting turn of events took place here as George South took on “Superstar” Bill Dundee of the AWE. The “Mouth of the South” Jimmy Hart returned to ringside and announced that Dundee was the newest addition to the First Family. Dundee took control late in a highly competitive bout and attacked the legs of South before trapping him in a Boston Crab to score a submission victory. Hart jumped up and down at ringside blowing the siren on his megaphone before running back over to the announce table and informing everyone that Dundee will do what that “loser” Brutus Beefcake could never do and that is bring victories to the First Family.
Promo – CHIKARA King of Trios:
New CHIKARA Director of Fun Colt “Boom Boom” Cabana was featured live via satellite discussing the fourth annual King of Trios for CHIKARA under the LOW banner. The three day event takes place at The Asylum Arena in Philadelphia, PA (Card #808-810). Cabana said that the disrespect that Jimmy Hart showed Brutus Beefcake earlier led to him calling Beefcake during the show saying that he and Mike Quackenbush needed a partner to complete their team and he accepted the offer saying that he would be bringing his clippers with him to CHIKARA. The following first round tournament matches were then announced:
Osirian Portal & Gran Akuma vs. F.I.S.T. (Icarus, Chuck Taylor, & Johnny Gargano)
The Order of the Neo Solar Temple (Ultramantis Black, Crossbones, & Hydra) vs. Team SHIMMER (Sara Del Ray, Daizee Haze, & Thunderkitty)
The Batiri (Obariyon, Kodama, & Kobald) vs. SS-ZERO (Johnny Saint, Shane Storm, & Mister ZERO)
The Throwbacks (Dasher Hatfield, Sugar Dunkerton, & Mr. Touchdown) vs. Mike Quackenbush, Colt Cabana, & Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake
The Roughnecks (Brodie Lee & Grizzly Redwood) & Vin Gerard vs. Archibald Peck, Jakob Hammermeier, & “Wrestling Superstar” Virgil
3.Ole (Scott “Jagged” Parker, “Big Magic” Shane Matthews, & El Generico) vs. Airborne Extreme (2 Cold Scorpio, Sabu, & Rob Van Dam)
The Colony (Fire Ant, Soldier Ant, & Green Ant) vs. Worlds of Wonder (Pinkie Sanchez, The Blue Meanie, & Dragon Dragon)
Jigsaw, Hallowicked, & Frightmare vs. The Kings of Wrestling (Chris Hero, Claudio Castagnoli, & Tyler Black)
6)
Konnan & Playboy Buddy Rose defeated Larry Hennig & Les Thatcher:
The television main event saw Les Thatcher of ASW recruit Larry “The Axe” Hennig of PCW to battle the Sharpe Sports Agency, Inc. team of Konnan & Playboy Buddy Rose. This came about on the last edition of ASW (Card #791) where Thatcher scored an upset win over Rose despite the outside interference of both Konnan and “Pretty Boy” Larry Sharpe. The announcement of Hennig as they mystery partner drew protests from Konnan, Rose, and Sharpe who have been embroiled in a war with their former ally in PCW. Thatcher and Hennig dominated the early action which included Hennig blasting Rose with The Axe. He went for the pin but it was broken up by Konnan. Thatcher shined during his time in and frustrated both members of SSA, Inc. Sharpe looked angry on the outside as he attempted to rally his troops. The finish of a wild bout saw Konnan nail Thatcher with the 187 for the pin as both Rose and Sharpe held on to Hennig preventing him from making the save.