NWA Heartland presented by Daytondave

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Heartland Championship Wrestling
Wednesday Night Warfare
January 14, 2009 (Card #189)
Putnam County Fairgrounds, Ottawa, Ohio

The show opens with Warfare GM DAYTONDAVE and HCW Commissioner COUSIN LUKE in the ring as the tune "Devour" by Shinedown plays.

Daytondave: Welcome back my friends, to the show that never ends! Daytondave comin' back at ya with another exciting episode of Wednesday Night Warfare! We're gearing up to Heartland Havoc XXIII, which is just 10 days away. And tonight, we have two special announcements about that card. We already know that the Heartland Heavyweight Championship will be on the line as the new champion, TAKESHI MORISHIMA, defends the title against the former champion, BRUISER BRODY. You talk about your battle of the titans, fans, be ready for a war! We also know that the card will feature an eight-man cruiserweight tournament that you won't want to miss. Commissioner Luke, sir, tell us about the venue for the card!

Luke: Thank you, Daytondave. As y'all know, we signed the contracts and the show is set for the Joe Louis Arena in Detroit, Michigan!

The fans boo loudly at the announcement of the venue as they chant "O-H-I-O". Daytondave laughs.

Daytondave: Get over it, people! That's right, we're taking HCW back out on the road! And where better to start, than the great state of Michigan?

Luke: I am sure y'all will enjoy the show. Daytondave, you got a Warfare match to announce for Havoc?

Daytondave: Yes I do, boss! Warfare will crown its new tag team champions at Havoc! The top two teams will be duking it out. It will be THE BACKSEAT BOYZ versus the NAPTOWN DRAGONS for the Warfare Tag Team Championship!


A commotion arises backstage and THE NEW AGE OUTLAWS storm through the curtain.

BG James: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages. Heartland Championship Wrestling proudly presents the 2008 Tag Team of the Year- the New... Age... Outlaws!

Kip: Daytondave- you know you are the main man here- but what on earth are you thinking? The Backseat Boyz? The Naptown Dragons? You're putting those jabronis in the Warfare Tag Team Championship? When you've got the Tag Team of the Year sitting on the sidelines?

Daytondave: That's the way it goes, Kip. The Dragons beat you guys last month.

BG: Come on now, Daytondave! The Outlaws could destroy either of those teams in a heartbeat!

Daytondave: Then get back in the ring and work your way back to the top, fellas.

Kip: The bottom of the ladder? I don't think so, pal. Me and BG have a better idea.

Daytondave: A better idea? What might that be?

Kip and BG smirk, drop the microphone, and strut away from the platform back through the curtain.

Daytondave: Fans, the Outlaws claim to have a better idea. What do you suppose they are thinking? I suppose we'll find out sooner or later. But tonight, fans, we have some great matches in store for you. MIL MASCARAS has issued a challenge- and PEPPER GOMEZ has taken him up on it! We'll see a Fall Count Anywhere match as tonight's main event! We also hope to get an update on the whereabouts of THE MISSING LINK and Heartland referee HEATHER OWENS. We certainly saw some fireworks from Link and Heather last week- but where are they now? Tonight we hope to find out. Now, let's get it started!


(Tonight's referee: Joe Kopasz)


COWBOY BOB ORTON (w/ LARRY SWEENEY) vs. NECRO BUTCHER
The wild antics of Necro Butcher were too much for Sweeney's enforcer. Necro pummeled Orton and shrugged off the interference of Sweeney to finish off a punishing victory.

WINNER: NECRO BUTCHER
(Necro pinned Orton after a Tiger Driver)


Daytondave: Did Necro have any idea who he was in there against? I think not. Bob Orton is a dangerous man, but Necro just dominated that match and Orton doesn't know what hit him.



SABU vs. DAN "THE BEAST" SEVERN
In a quick and decisive bout, Sabu launched himself into Severn from the opening bell and floored him with a slingshot legdrop. Before Severn could recover, he found himself on the receiving end of a triple jump moonsault and it was over!

WINNER: SABU
(Sabu pinned Severn after a Triple Jump Moonsault)


Daytondave: What a show of intensity by Sabu! I don't think I've ever seen Severn get handled so convincingly!



STEVE CORINO (w/ SIR OLIVER HUMPERDINK) vs. CHRIS CANDIDO
It was two very different men who entered this match. Corino came out determined and focused, accompanied by Humperdink. Candido entered alone, and still appeared crestfallen to be without his valet Tammy. Corino took the fight to Candido and controlled the early action. Corino pitched Candido out of the ring, and belted him with a steel chain on the arena floor! Suddenly, from nowhere, TAMMY LYNN SYTCH dashed to ringside! Candido was immediately inspired and fought back aggressively. He hurled Corino back into the ring and took control, dominating Corino with suplexes and a sensational diving headbutt! Corino rolled out of the ring, and Candido followed. A fierce brawl developed!

As Candido and Corino brawled, "RAVISHING" RICK RUDE dashed down the aisle! Rude was followed by CHERIE DUPRE, who appeared shocked as The Ravishing One burst through the curtain. Rude quickly jumped into the fray, leveling Candido with a sucker punch from behind! Joe Kopasz immediately called for the disqualification against Corino, but the brawl raged on. Humperdink wisely pulled Corino out of the fracas and led him to safety. Rude and Candido battled, and it was tooth and nail up the aisle! Neither man took a step back until Tammy slipped behind Rude and delivered a vicious low blow! Rude sank to his knees, and Candido sent him to the floor with a crushing right hand! Rude crawled away up the ring ramp, finally staggering to his feet. As he reached the top of the ramp, GORGEOUS GEORGE stepped through the curtain and gave Rude a humiliating slap across the face. George grabbed Cherie and hauled her backstage. Candido and Tammy strolled hand in hand, happily back through the curtain as Rude lay flat on his back on the floor.

WINNER: CHRIS CANDIDO
(Corino disqualified for Outside Interference)


Daytondave: What a disaster for Rick Rude! I guess you can have too much of a good thing. While Rude was putting the moves on Cherie Dupre, Tammy got away and is now happily reunited with Candido! One man who is NOT happy is Gorgeous George- so Rude had better watch his step.


As Rude staggers to his feet, another figure bursts through the curtain, crashing into Rude and sending him tumbling back to the floor. The figure of DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE falls to the floor and tumbles down the ring ramp. Page is covered in blood! Quickly, CHRIS HERO & CLAUDIO CASTAGNOLI emerge in pursuit. Claudio kicks Page in the head, sending him sprawling. As Page staggers up to hands and knees, Hero launches forward and kicks Page squarely in the rib cage! LARRY SWEENEY bursts through the curtain with a microphone, shouting at Page.

Sweeney: How do you like THAT, Mr. Good Times? Who's the High Roller now? Kick him, Kings! Pound him into the concrete!

Hero and Claudio continue to pummel DDP as Sweeney addresses the crowd.

Sweeney: All right, you losers, here's your party animal pal! This guy and his Fatboy partner have no chance against the Kings! Nobody lives the good life the way that Sweet & Sour, Inc. lives it. Sweet & Sour, Inc. is here to ride the limos and romance the ladies, and no two-bit hustler like this Page character will do anything about it! Let's go, boys, we have a limo waiting!

The camera follows Sweeney back to the parking lot, where a limo awaits. Hero pulls the door open, and Claudio reaches into the limo and grabs TRINITY DENUCCI. The Rollers' valet is shoved to the ground, and Sweeney and the Kings hijack the limo and head out of the parking lot. PLAYBOY BUDDY ROSE emerges from the back door of the arena, dressed in a tuxedo. He sees the limo pulling away, and rushes to aid the fallen Trinity.


Daytondave: What a despicable act! It's bad enough that these Kings beat up Diamond Dallas and stole his limo, but to manhandle Trinity is totally uncalled for! I hope that DDP is okay, and I certainly hope that he and Playboy Buddy are able to track down Sweeney and make him pay. Time for me to calm down and turn the attention back to the ring for tonight's main event.



MAIN EVENT: FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE
MIL MASCARAS vs. PEPPER GOMEZ
In a ferocious brawl, Gomez and Mascaras fought all over the arena! Mascaras controlled the early stages of the match inside the ring, but Gomez went to the arena floor and whipped Mascaras hard into the steel ring steps! Mascaras crashed shoulder first into the steel and went down hard. Gomez went to work, pounding away at Mascaras with the ring bell. After a stiff shot to the skull of Mascaras, it was apparent that his mask was becoming soaked with blood. But Mil fought back, staggering backstage and grabbing a fire extinguisher and hosing down Gomez! Gomez staggered away, and Mascaras cracked him across the back with the fire extinguisher! Gomez went down, but caught Mascaras coming in and dropped Mil on the concrete floor with a DDT! Gomez grabbed a nearby length of electrical cord and wrapped it around the neck of Mascaras, choking him down! Mascaras fought, but eventually went limp in the grasp of Gomez and Joe Kopasz jumped in and forced Gomez to release the cord. Mascaras remained down on the floor, and paramedics were summoned to tend to him. Mascaras was placed on a stretcher and rolled to an ambulance waiting in the parking lot.

WINNER: PEPPER GOMEZ
(Gomez choked out Mascaras with an electrical cord)


Daytondave: Fans, I am shocked! I fear for the well-being of Mil Mascaras after that vicious match. We'll track his progress at the hospital and report back to you as soon as possible.

The camera shifts to the parking lot as the ambulance heads to the exit. Suddenly, the squeal of tires is heard as a car careens into the parking lot. The speeding vehicle clips the back of the ambulance and spins wildly through the parking lot. The car slams into a light post, as another vehicle speeds into the lot in pursuit. The door of the wrecked car opens, and TITO SANTANA tumbles out. The other vehicle screeches to a halt, and THE MISSING LINK climbs out of the driver's seat. HEATHER OWENS jumps out of the passenger seat as Link grabs Tito and starts to brawl!


PARKING LOT BRAWL
COMBAT CHAMPION TITO SANTANA vs. THE MISSING LINK
The violence between Link and Tito erupted again! After a brief slugfest, the two men wound up on top of a car, where Link picked up Santana and dropped him with a piledriver through the roof of the car! Both men took some time to recover. Tito got to his feet first, and picked up a brick from the ground. Tito bashed Link on the forehead with the brick and busted him open! Link went down, and Tito went back to the trunk of his car and pulled out a tire iron! But Link recovered while Tito returned with the tire iron, and Link lunged forward to catch Santana coming in with a headbutt to the stomach. Santana dropped the iron and doubled over. Link got to his feet and picked up Tito, turned, and drove him through the hood of a car with a powerbomb! Tito crashed through the hood with a groan! Link staggered over and covered Santana, and Heather Owens made the three count to end the bloody confrontation!

WINNER: THE MISSING LINK
(Link pinned Santana after a power bomb through the hood of a car)

THE MISSING LINK REGAINS THE WARFARE COMBAT CHAMPIONSHIP



Daytondave: That was incredible! That was brutal! That was incredibly brutal! After pursuing Tito Santana for weeks, Missing Link has finally caught up to him- and beaten him- to regain the Combat Title! Both men can barely get to their feet. This is the second time these two men have been to war, and I don't think they're finished with each other. But we are done here tonight, fans, after an amazing night of wrestling- and brawling! Be sure to tune in Saturday night for the next Broadcast of Old School, where you'll see the United States Heavyweight Champion, RAY "THE CRIPPLER" STEVENS, defend his title in a rematch against the former champion, THE DESTROYER! And of course, fans, don't forget about the big pay-per-view telecast of Heartland Havoc XXIII: Motor City Mayhem on January 24! Until then, fans, that's our show, and I AM OUTTA HERE!



Warfare American Champion: DANNY HODGE
Warfare Tag Team Champions:
Warfare Combat Champion: THE MISSING LINK

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Heartland Championship Wrestling
Old School Saturday Night
January 17, 2008 (Card #190)
Canton Civic Center, Canton, Ohio

The show opens with JR JAMES in the ring, wearing a black suit, standing silently, head bowed. A picture of COUSIN JUNIOR www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/c/cousinjunior/01.jpg is displayed on the Cantontron as the ring bell sounds 10 times.

JR: Good evening, fans. Thank you for joining us in a moment of silence to honor the memory of our old friend Cousin Junior. COUSIN LUKE will not be able to join is tonight, but he sends his best wishes. We know that Luke and Junior both love the wrestling business, and the show will go on!

The fans cheer, and the music "Devour" by Shinedown plays.

JR: That's right, fans, Heartland Havoc XXIII: Motor City Mayhem is just one week away! No question, we are all looking forward to the big rematch between TAKESHI MORISHIMA and BRUISER BRODY with the Heartland Heavyweight Championship on the line! But we certainly have a great card in store for you this evening as well. Our main event this evening will be for the most prestigious title in the Old School - the United States Heavyweight Championship. The US Champion, RAY "THE CRIPPLER" STEVENS will be defending his title against THE DESTROYER. So, let's head to the ring for tonight's opening contest!


(Tonight's referee: Nick Patrick)


HEARTLAND SIX-MAN TAG TOURNAMENT: SEMI-FINALS
BOBO BRAZIL, THE DESTROYER, & MASKED SUPERSTAR vs. BRUTUS "THE GEEK" BEEFCAKE, GREG "THE HAMMER" VALENTINE & JOHNNY VALENTINE
The semifinal match was hard-fought and evenly matched! Bobo and Johnny Valentine had a lengthy slugfest and both men were gassed. Bobo tagged in Destroyer, who stunned Brutus with a sensational suplex! Brutus slid out of the ring, and Destroyer followed, but Brutus caught him and powerbombed him to the floor! When Destroyer staggered back into the ring, Beefcake and Greg Valentine greeted him with a Double Body Slam! Destroyer went down hard, and Brutus made the cover to earn the victory!

WINNERS: BRUTUS "THE GEEK" BEEFCAKE, GREG "THE HAMMER" VALENTINE & JOHNNY VALENTINE
(Beefcake pinned Destroyer after a Double Body Slam)


JR: What a stunning finish indeed! Destroyer will have to do better than that tonight when he squares off against Crippler Stevens. That match was very closely contested, but in the end it proved advantageous for Brutus to have his regular tag team partner in his corner. So Brutus and the Valentines will move to the finals to meet the formidable team of Bockwinkel, Muraco, and The Crusher, with the $30,000 top prize on the line!



THE CRUSHER vs. JIMMY "SUPERFLY" SNUKA
In a decisive match, Snuka pounced on Crusher and chopped him to the mat after a soaring Leap Frog! Before 'Da Crush could recover, Snuka took to the skies and finished his foe!

WINNER: JIMMY "SUPERFLY" SNUKA
(Snuka pinned Crusher after a Superfly Leap)


JR: If that is not the most devastating finishing manuever in all of wrestling, then I don't know what is. That was breathtaking!



"MAGNIFICENT" DON MURACO vs. GIANT BABA
After a hard-hitting match where both men took a pounding, Muraco managed to outlast Baba and put him down for the count.

WINNER: "MAGNIFICENT" MURACO
(Muraco pinned Baba with the Hawaiian Hammer)


JR: What a tremendous battle indeed between two powerful competitors. No question, action like that is Old School at its finest!



ANTONIO INOKI vs. "BIG DADDY" ELMER (w/ BOBBY "THE BRAIN" HEENAN)
Inoki tried his best to subdue the massive Elmer, but no amount of technique could take the giant off his feet. In frustration, Inoki charged the turnbuckle, but missed and crashed to the mat. One Hillbilly Splash was all it took for Big Daddy to gain the three-count.

WINNER: "BIG DADDY" ELMER
(Elmer pinned Inoki after the Hillbilly Splash)


JR: Big Daddy puts down another undersized foe. A nice return for Elmer after losing the grudge match to his nephew Jim. But Heenan still vows to destroy Hillbilly Jim, and Jim aspires to take down Heenan's family one by one. We'll see the next encounter in that series, later this evening!



THE VALIANT BROTHERS (JIMMY & JOHNNY) vs. THE KILLER BEES (B. BRIAN BLAIR & JUMPIN' JIM BRUNZELL)
This match was all about B. Brian Blair! The Valiants took charge early in the match, and Johnny Valiant dominated Brunzell. Jumpin' Jim survived a couple of close calls, then tagged in Blair, who went to town on both Valiants!Brunzell recuperated enough to assist with a couple of double-team manuevers, knocking Johnny out of the ring. Jimmy fared no better, and Blair quickly put him away!

WINNERS: THE KILLER BEES
(Blair forced Jimmy Valiant to submit to the Sleeper Hold)


JR: On a good night, these Bees can compete with anybody! But over time, the consistency of this team has been questionable indeed. But now, fans, let's take a look at the next in a series of grudge matches, as our man Bobby Heenan continues in his quest to destroy Hillbilly Jim. Tonight, it is Ox Baker who gets the call!



GRUDGE MATCH: NO DISQUALIFICATION
HILLBILLY JIM vs. OX BAKER (w/ BOBBY "THE BRAIN" HEENAN)
The big Ox made short work of Jim, beating him down with a series of powerful clotheslines and finishing him with a Heart Punch.

WINNER: OX BAKER
(Baker pinned Jim after a Heart Punch)


After the decision, Baker continued to attack as Heenan encouraged him! Baker put the boots to Jim repeatedly, until he was motionless on the canvas. Baker left the ring to retrieve his Heartland Tag Team Championship Belt, and appeared to be getting ready to smash the fallen Hillbilly. But before Ox made it back to the ring, KIP & BG JAMES charged the ring! Baker dropped his belt and fled up the ring ramp while Heenan high-tailed it to safety. BG picked up the title belt and called for a microphone as Kip helped Hillbilly Jim back to his feet.


BG: Hey! Heenan! Is that the best you got? Sending that big galoof after Jim with the Tag Team belt? That just goes to show what I have been saying all along, Brain. Your boys don't deserve these belts!

Heenan: Is that right? Well listen to me, you scruffy-lookin' doofus! My man Ox and Larry Zbyszko have dominated the tag team scene. You punks winning Tag Team of the Year was a bigger joke than Al Franken.

BG: Well, smart guy, why don't we settle this the old-fashioned way! You boys put up the tag belts and let's have at it!

Heenan: Oh, no you don't. You want a title match? Get in line.

BG: What's the matter, Bobby? You chicken? Can't take the heat? I'll tell you what- we'll take on all three of your losers. Me and Kip and Jim here, against Ox, Zbyszko, and Elmer. And if we win, we get our title shot! JR- book it, baby!

Heenan: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold your horses, buster! What's in it for us? How about this, Outlaws? Once we beat you and your hick buddy Jim Bob- the Outlaws will NEVER get a shot against my tag team champions!

JR: Wow! What a stipulation that Bobby Heenan has laid out! Outlaws- do you accept?

Kip and BG look at each other with a determined scowl. BG hands Kip the microphone.

Kip: JR- Heenan- the Outlaws got two words for ya- HELL YEAH!!!!


JR: How about that? Ladies and gentlemen- it is a do-or-die situation for the New Age Outlaws! One week from tonight- at Heartland Havoc XXIII- it will be the Outlaws and Hillbilly Jim against Baker, Zbyszko, and Big Daddy Elmer- with special stipulations! The Outlaws will get their title shot- if they win. If not, Kip and BG will never get another opportunity at the belts! What a shocking turn of events, fans! Did the Outlaws just sign their own death certificate? One week from tonight, we will know for sure. And fans, we still have a main event title match tonight! So let's head back to the ring for our United States Heavyweight Championship match.



MAIN EVENT: UNITED STATES HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
RAY "THE CRIPPLER" STEVENS (c) (w/ BOBBY "THE BRAIN" HEENAN) vs. THE DESTROYER
It was a rugged title defense for the champion. Stevens came out aggressively and took control of the match, putting Destroyer on his heels. Stevens went for the kill early, landing the Bombs Away twice, but Destroyer was strong enough to escape. Destroyer fought back, managing to weaken Stevens with his Sensational Suplex. For a time, it looked as if the champion was in trouble, but Stevens battled back and again took control. Destroyer had used up his energy and finally succumbed to the Crippler for a clean pinfall decision.

WINNER: RAY "CRIPPLER" STEVENS
(Stevens pinned Destroyer after a Double Underhook Suplex)

RAY STEVENS RETAINS THE UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP



JR: No question, Ray Stevens proved his mettle tonight in taking down the former champion. Who will be the next challenger to step up? We'll see what the Old School brings when we return in two weeks. Don't forget, fans, to tune in to Heartland Havoc XXIII: Motor City Mayhem this Saturday night! The cruiserweight tournament and the American Tag Team Championship match should make for a great undercard, and that undercard got even better tonight with the challenge of the New Age Outlaws taking on the Heenan Family! And of course, that will all lead to the big Main Event, for the Heartland Heavyweight Championship, as TAKESHI MORISHIMA defends his title against BRUISER BRODY! Until then, fans, so long from the Buckeye State!



Old School United States Champion: RAY "THE CRIPPLER" STEVENS
Old School Tag Team Champions: BOB AND BRAD ARMSTRONG
Old School Great Lakes Champion: NICK BOCKWINKEL

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Heartland Havoc XXIII: Motor City Mayhem - Preview

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Heartland Championship Wrestling
Heartland Havoc XXIII: Motor City Mayhem
Joe Louis Arena, Detroit, Michigan
January 24, 2009

The show opens with JR JAMES, DAYTONDAVE, MISS BERTHA, and COUSIN LUKE in the ring at the Joe Louis Arena.

Daytondave: Greetings, fans of the Heartland, and welcome to Heartland Havoc XXIII!

JR: Ladies and gentlemen, it is a privilege to be here in Detroit, Michigan, with tonight's exciting pay-per-view broadcast of Motor City Mayhem! Commissioner, it is great to have you back. Any comments about tonight's pay-per-view?

Luke: Jimmy, you know I always love these paper views. I'm just sorry to see my cousin HILLBILLY JIM and my UNCLE ELMER fixin' to fight each other tonight.

JR: Indeed, that is an unfortunate situation.

Daytondave: That's right, fans, we'll see that six-man tag team match, with the special stipulations, later on tonight. But first, -


Without warning, the tune “STRONGER” by Britney Spears echoes throughout the arena, as SO CAL VAL makes her way into the ring! Val walks around the ring in a beautiful black silk dress with a long slit showing off her left leg. She approaches Daytondave. Their eyes meet, and both Daytondave and Val smile.

Daytondave: “Val! Wow, it has been a long time.. its great to see you sweetheart! You must forgive me I was not expecting you here tonight….”

Val interrupts Dave with a peck on the cheek, Dave then gives a smile to the audience as he fixes his collar, as he turns back to face Val…Dave gets slapped square in the face!!! Val rips the microphone from an astonished and shocked Daytondave. Cousin Luke tries to pull the microphone away from Val, but is stopped by Miss Bertha. Bertha winks at Luke, and they both step back to see what was going to transpire in the ring.

Val: Thank you Bertha! Cousin Luke, you've got a good woman there.

Cousin Luke responds with a big shit eating grin on his face as Val continues. Val gets right in the face of Dave who is still in shock.

Val: I know you like it rough, Daytondave. Consider that just the beginning, you stupid son of a bitch! Consider this the line drawn in the sand. You really thought you were going to get away with it, didn’t you? You and your business partner Larry Sweeney. Well, tell that poor excuse of a Bobby Heenan wannabe his reign over TRADITION is over as of right now. Thanks to the money yours truly took from Ravishing Rick Rude and Claudio Castagnolli guess who thanks to a phone call from a certain somebody owns over 50 percent of the TRADITION promotion, let’s just say that is more then enough to kick Sweeney out on his fat ass, as a matter of fact his offices are getting cleared out as we speak! I know Daytondave, you must be asking yourself, 'Why, Val?' Well, hell have no fury like a women scorned- especially this red head! I heard through the grapevine that HEARTLAND and TRADITION won feud of the year. What a load of crap! I heard you refer to TRADITION recently as HEARTLAND'S "sister promotion". Well, that ends now because this promotion will be the thing that keeps you up at night wondering if you can hang Daytondave. Whether Heartland goes bankrupt... So be prepared for a lot of sleepless nights- and not because of your two whores, Angelina Love and Velvet Sky”

Suddenly KURT ANGLE, DOUG FURNAS, DAN KROFFAT, THE IRISH AIRBORNE and CHRIS JERICHO come down to the front row at ringside, kicking out and taking the seats of some of the Heartland dignitaries.

Val: Daytondave, I know you have the market cornered with the buyout you and Sweeney accomplished with Filsinger. Let me ask you- how can it truly be a competiton when you and TRADITION were sharing the same talent..do you think I am an idiot? Well, as you see by these gentlemen in the front row, we sir will have plenty of talent for ourselves. So don’t worry, Daytondave, your rosters will stay intact or at least I hope so for your sake because who ever signs on with TRADITION is exclusive in TRADITION! Now, me and my friends are going to sit back and enjoy your show here tonight in our own front row seats. And for the fans who want to witness a REBIRTH of TRADITION-


Suddenly, a huge banner drops from the rafters:

Val tosses the microphone in the face of Daytondave who is in a state of misbelief. LARRY SWEENEY comes running down to the ring screaming! Daytondave and Sweeney leave the ring, arguing all the way up the aisle. Val takes her seat at ringside along with her guests, grinning wickedly. JR tries to regain his composure as he addresses the audience.


JR: No question, tonight promises to be full of surprises! We haven't even opened the show yet, and already Daytondave and his sordid associations and his checkered past are catching up to him. But we have more important things on tonight's agenda, including our Cruiserweight Tournament! So, let's kick things off with our opening round matches.


HEARTLAND CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING CRUISERWEIGHT TOURNAMENT: ROUND ONE
TIGER MASK pinned SABU with a Tiger Suplex
STAN LANE pinned DRAKE YOUNGER after three Superkicks
JUSHIN LIGER pinned DELIRIOUS with a Shooting Star Press
ANTONIO INOKI pinned JIM LONDOS after an Enzuigiri


JR: What a way to kick off tonight's card! That matchup between Liger and Delirious nearly brought down the house! I've never seen so much athleticism over such a sustained period of time- those two went at it for nearly twenty-five minutes! A huge win indeed for Liger- but will he have enough left in his tank to survive two more matches? I can't wait to see how this tournament plays out. But, before we head to the semifinals, we are going to see the six-man tag team match. The stakes are high for the NEW AGE OUTLAWS! If they win this match, they will earn an HCW Tag Team Title match- but if they lose, they will be permanently OUT of contention for the champions, OX BAKER & LARRY ZBYSZKO! Let's head back to the ring for this important match.


SPECIAL CHALLENGE MATCH: SIX-MAN TAG TEAM
KIP JAMES, BG JAMES & HILLBILLY JIM vs. OX BAKER, LARRY ZBYSZKO, & "BIG DADDY" ELMER (w/ BOBBY "THE BRAIN" HEENAN)
(Referee: Charles Robinson)

Once again, the Outlaws worked their magic! Kip started the match for his team, and dominated Zbyszko for the opening segment. Zbyszko tagged in Elmer, who fared no better. Kip nailed Elmer with the Fame-Asser, but Heenan interrupted the count. With Elmer down, Kip delighted the crowd by tagging in Hillbilly Jim! Jim stomped away at his turncoat uncle as the fans roared. When Baker and Zbyszko tried to interfere, Jim ducked away, and levelled both the champions with a crushing double clothesline! The freshest man, BG James, tagged into the match and caught a stunned Baker coming off the ropes, crushing him with the James Gang Pounce and scoring a clean pinfall!

WINNERS: THE NEW AGE OUTLAWS & HILLBILLY JIM
(BG pinned Baker after a James Gang Pounce)


JR: What an astonishing victory! The New Age Outlaws just scored a pinfall over the HCW Tag Team champions! And now, the Outlaws have earned a Tag Team Championship Match!


After the decision, the Outlaws and Jim continued to celebrate! But Big Daddy Elmer had other ideas, slipping behind Jim and smashing him across the back of the head! Jim was knocked to the mat, but came up brawling! Jim connected with a hard right hand, and the brawl was on! Jim and Elmer battled through the arena and officials streamed out from the backstage area to try and calm them down. But both men struggled to free themselves and the brawl continued. As it appeared that the fracas would finally be settled, Elmer broke free and lunged at Jim! Charles Robinson bravely stepped in front of Jim, but Elmer reared back with a massive haymaker and decked Robinson! Finally, BIG JIM THE ENFORCER shoved Elmer out of the fray and escorted him back to the locker room.


JR: The hatred between these two men continues to fester. Some of the worst battles you will ever see take place when family gets into it with family. Cousin Luke was right, it's always a tough situation to be in the middle of. But lest we forget, the Outlaws have earned their title shot, and Heenan and his men will have their work cut out for them now. Next up, we have more great cruiserweight action, so let's head back to the ring!



HEARTLAND CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING CRUISERWEIGHT TOURNAMENT: SEMIFINALS

JUSHIN "THUNDER" LIGER vs. TIGER MASK
(Referee: Nick Patrick)

In a spectacular aerial confrontation, Liger controlled most of the action. A brilliantly executed tope suicida sent both men crashing to the arena floor in a daze. Liger recovered first, and rolled Tiger Mask back into the ring for a Fisherman's Buster to end the match.

WINNER: JUSHIN "THUNDER" LIGER
(Liger pinned Tiger Mask with a Fisherman's Buster)


JR: That was a tremendous match indeed! No one takes to the skies like the Japanese cruiserweights. Our next semifinal match should be a much different style, but no question it should be equally competitive.



HEARTLAND CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING CRUISERWEIGHT TOURNAMENT: SEMIFINALS

"SWEET" STAN LANE (w/ JIM CORNETTE) vs. ANTONIO INOKI
(Referee: Nick Patrick)

Inoki wrestled a very clever match and scored a clean pinfall over Lane after a nifty reversal of a running spear.

WINNER: ANTONIO INOKI
(Inoki forced Lane to submit to an Octopus Hold)


JR: Just as I predicted it, fans, a very different style match. Inoki controlled the pace of that contest and showed himself to be a master of his craft. Inoki vs. Jushin Liger will be our final match-up in the Cruiserweight Tourney. While those two men are preparing themselves, we will have the unique opportunity to witness the first-ever crowning of the American Tag Teams Champions, brought to you by Wednesday Night Warfare! Unfortunately, Warfare General Manager Daytondave seems to have been called away to attend to other issues. So, it will be my privilege to call this match between two young, up-and-coming teams with the championship up for grabs!



HCW WARFARE AMERICAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP

THE NAPTOWN DRAGONS (SCOTTY VORTEKZ & "DIEHARD" DUSTIN LEE) vs. THE BACKSEAT BOYZ (TRENT ACID & JOHNNY KASHMERE)
(Referee: Joe Kopasz)

This match was wild, as both teams hit hard and double-teamed frequently. Trent Acid was stunned by a Double Dragon, but managed to tag out to Johnny Kashmere. Johnny overpowered Scotty Vortekz, and nearly caught a pinfall with a Cradle Breaker! But Dustin Lee was alert, and was able to assist Scotty with a brilliantly executed Kiss of the Dragon! Kashmere was pinned cleanly, and the Dragons laid claim to the American Tag Team Titles!


WINNERS: THE NAPTOWN DRAGONS
(Vortekz pinned Kashmere after a Kiss of the Dragon)

THE NAPTOWN DRAGONS CAPTURE THE AMERICAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP


JR: Ladies and gentlemen, I am sincerely impressed with the talents and the teamwork of both of those teams! Daytondave may have his issues in terms of running a promotion, but clearly he has put together an exciting tag team division with some fine young talent. Congratulations to both teams, and especially to your new American Tag Team Champions, the NAPTOWN DRAGONS!

As JR congratulates the champions, he is interrupted by KURT ANGLE, who leaves his seat, storms to the announcers' table, and grabs a microphone.

Angle: Fine young talent? JR, you gotta be freakin' kiddin' me! Those scrawny little punks wouldn't last five minutes in a place like Tradition! All this flipping and flopping doesn't impress me one bit! And besides, this Dungeons and Dragons business is for 12-year-olds! So you tell Barney and Puff over there that if they want some REAL competition, they need to come on up to Tradition to prove themselves!

JR: Um, forgive me, Mr. Angle, but Barney is a dinosaur, not a dragon.

Angle: You listen to me, pipsqueak. Don't you EVER correct an Olympic Gold Medal winner!

JR: Of course not, Mr. Angle. I won't let it happen again. I hope that you and your friends continue to enjoy the evening.

Angle: Fat chance.

Angle drops the microphone and returns to his seat alongside the Irish Airborne, Chris Jericho, Furnas, Kroffat, and So Cal Val.

JR: Be that as it may... congratulations are in order to Scotty Vortekz and Dustin Lee. And now, fans, I am honored to bring you the final match of the Cruiserweight Tournament!


HEARTLAND CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING CRUISERWEIGHT TOURNAMENT: FINALS

ANTONIO INOKI vs. JUSHIN "THUNDER" LIGER
(Referee: Nick Patrick)

As the introductions were being made, Jushin Liger was surprised to be approach by an adoring fan from ringside! A tall, lanky young man with a tossled mop of curly red hair and thick plastic rimmed glasses rushed the ring with a hand-drawn sign: LIGER IS MY FAVORITE! The fan managed to climb into the ring, and attempted to present Liger with a picture, but security officials escorted him out of the ring and away from the premises.

JR: Now THAT was truly bizarre! Who knew that NAPOLEON DYNAMITE was a wrestling fan?

Whether it was the inspiration of his #1 fan, or the adrenaline rush of the moment, Liger came out on fire! His aerial assault was unstoppable, and Inoki was completely on the defensive. After a flurry of koppo kicks and a scintillating Liger Dive, Inoki fell prey to the Fisherman's Buster and a clean pinfall defeat!

WINNER: JUSHIN "THUNDER" LIGER
(Liger pinned Inoki after a Fisherman's Buster)


After the match, COUSIN LUKE came to the ring and presented Liger with a trophy. The remaining cruiserweight competitors each congratulated Liger with a handshake in a marvelous show of sportmanship and respect. MIKE QUACKENBUSH also came to the ring to congratulate Liger and raise his hand in victory.

JR: A tremendous cruiserweight tournament! All seven matches were top quality, and it bring joy to my heart to see the respect which these competitors have for one another, and for this great sport. Congratulations to Jushin Liger for his victory!


As the cruisers celebrated, without warning, the wrestlers from Tradition hit the ring! Angle, Jericho, and the others began to attack the cruiserweights and hurl them out of the ring. Tiger Mask was thrown into the seats at ringside! The Irish Airborne executed a vicious double suplex on Drake Younger, then Jake Crist superkicked Younger over the top rope and down to the arena floor. Kurt Angle dropped Sabu with an Olympic Slam, then wrapped him up in an ankle lock which left the helpless Sabu screaming! Furnas and Kroffat cleared the ring of the remaining cruiserweights. Jericho grabbed the trophy and busted it over the head of Liger!

JR: You have got to be kidding me! The men of Tradition have stooped to a new low! We need some help out here- and fast!

Heartland Security men rushed to the ring, only to be beaten back by the Tradition wrestlers. Heartland wrestlers began dashing to the ring, led by DAYTONDAVE and LARRY SWEENEY. The Tradition wrestlers fled quickly, once they saw that they were outnumbered. GIANT BABA, HACKSAW JIM DUGGAN, and PLAYBOY BUDDY ROSE helped to clear the ring. Sweeney was accompanied by CLAUDIO CASTAGNOLI and CHRIS HERO. In the middle of the fracas, Chris Hero grabbed Mike Quackenbush and slammed him to the canvas! Hero produced a metal chain from his tights and viciously attacked the fallen Quackenbush. The other Heartland wrestlers stared in disbelief for a moment, then Buddy Rose quickly jumped on Hero and shoved him out of the ring.

JR: I don't believe what I just saw! Chris Hero has just turned his back on Heartland and attacked Mike Quackenbush!

The Heartland Security officers rounded up the boys from Tradition and escorted them from the building. Chris Hero was also removed from the arena by security. As So Cal Val was escorted out, she turned to Daytondave and Larry Sweeney and blew them a kiss.


JR: Fans, I do not know what just happened here. Commissioner Luke has left the building, ostensibly to follow the security detail and help to get this mess sorted out. The crowd is shocked by this development, and the Heartland locker room is an angry mob scene. But we still have a Heavyweight Championship match to conduct! The most professional, hardest-working referee in the business is in the ring, and we are ready for the Main Event!



MAIN EVENT: HEARTLAND HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
TAKESHI MORISHIMA (c) vs. BRUISER BRODY
(Referee: Joe Kopasz)

As anticipated, the battle of the monsters broke down into a full-out brawl! Brody started quickly, surprising the champion with a pair of stunning dropkicks! Morishima was reeling, and rolled out of the ring. Brody pursued him, but Morishima caught Brody and sent him hurtling face-first into the ring post! Brody went down, and Morishima took the opportunity to catch a breather. The match returned to the ring, where Morishima took control. After stunning Brody with a massive kick to the face, the champion went to work with the Saito Suplex. Morishima connected twice, and scored near-falls after each attempt. Brody became frustrated, and hurled Morishima out of the ring a second time. This time, Morishima landed awkwardly, and Brody was able to get the best of him. Bruiser lifted Takeshi high and slammed him to the concrete floor with a thunderous powerbomb! Brody rolled back into the ring, but Morishima lay stunned on the arena floor and was unable to recover before Joe Kopasz completed the ten-count. Brody was awarded the victory by count-out.

WINNER: BRUISER BRODY
(Brody wins by countout after a powerbomb on the arena floor)

TAKESHI MORISHIMA RETAINS THE HCW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP


JR: Ladies and gentlemen, what a brutal confrontation we have just witnessed! Both these monsters brought their best match tonight, and to no one's surprise, the contest ends with a broken body on the arena floor and no clear winner. For tonight, Morishima will keep his title, but this issue is far from settled and I there is no question that these two men will be competing against each other again- title or no. We'll need an official ruling from COUSIN LUKE on this situation, but the Commissioner has other business to conduct at the moment and so we'll wait and see how this plays out. What an intense ending to a most unusual night of wrestling, ladies and gentlemen. Once again, we congratulate the NAPTOWN DRAGONS for winning the American Tag Team Championship. And as always, folks, we thank you so much for joining us. Be sure to tune in on Wednesday night for the next episode of Warfare. I do hope that broadcast will bring some clarification to what has been a bizarre night indeed. Until then, fans, so long from the Wolverine State!

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Heartland Championship Wrestling Rankings
January 25, 2009

SINGLES (previous month in parenthesis)

1. TAKESHI MORISHIMA - Heartland Heavyweight Champion (1)
2. RAY "CRIPPLER" STEVENS - Old School US Heavyweight Champion (2)
3. DANNY HODGE - Warfare American Heavyweight Champion (NR)
4. "RAVISHING" RICK RUDE (8)
5. NICK BOCKWINKEL - Old School Great Lakes Champion (NR)
6. THE MISSING LINK - Warfare Combat Champion (NR)
7. BOBO BRAZIL (5)
8. BRUISER BRODY (4)
9. TITO SANTANA (3)
10. JOHNNY VALENTINE (NR)

TAG TEAM

1. LARRY ZBYSZKO & OX BAKER - Heartland Tag Team Champions (1)
2. BOBBY EATON & STAN LANE (2)
3. NAPTOWN DRAGONS - Warfare American Tag Team Champions (NR)
4. NEW AGE OUTLAWS (3)
5. BOB & BRAD ARMSTRONG - Old School US Tag Team Champions (NR)

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Heartland Championship Wrestling
Wednesday Night Warfare
January 28, 2009 (Card #191)
Civic Theater, Port Clinton, Ohio

The show opens with Warfare General Manager DAYTONDAVE in the ring, accompanied by LARRY SWEENEY. Sweeney appears agitated as he begins to rant.

Sweeney: Port Clinton, Ohio? This is hardly a venue suitable for Sweet and Sour, Incorporated! We should be on the shores of Lake Tahoe, not Lake Erie!

Daytondave: Honestly, Larry, I don't know what Commissioner Luke is thinking. But we have other issues to deal with. Fans, good evening and welcome to Wednesday Night Warfare! Heartland Championship Wrestling is honored to be back in action tonight with another exciting card of wrestling action. We have just witnessed a terrific pay-per-view broadcast at Heartland Havoc XXIII, but I must admit that the events which took place that night have raised as many questions as they have answered. Once again, those unwanted scoundrels from TRADITION have shown up and disrupted the proceedings. And to make matters worse, SO CAL VAL and her pals up north have decided to raid the Heartland talent base. In case you weren't one of the eight people who saw the most recent Tradition broadcast, I have asked WILDMAN BUTCH MICHAELS to prepare a video clip from that show.

Footage is shown of RAVISHING RICK RUDE, who made his way into the ring holding the Midwest championship belt, wearing a black suit and tie he is accompanied to the ring with two lovely ladies, one on each arm to the delight of the crowd. Rude gets into the ring, gives a smirk to Val who smiles back at him as he takes the microphone from her hand…

RUDE: “Well, well, well, how things can change within a 48 hour period! Larry Sweeney as far as I am concerned you fat pig, you can stick everything you promised me up your ass! Let’s just say this lovely lady in this ring has already given me more then any man would possibly want…speaking of lovely ladies this brings me to that whore slut Tammy Stych, Candido all I have to say is you better get your insides checked out by your man doctor because that loose bitch you got in your corner, lets just say she has been around that corner and back quite a few times. Now that I have aligned myself with true class, I don’t have to prove to anyone anything wrestling in this ring, let’s just say I have more priorities with this young lady…so I drop this title to make it vacant and the winner of this little tournament tonight will carry around the 10 lbs. of gold.”

Val then handed Rude his HEARTLAND contract, which Rude spit on a ripped up in the middle of the ring!

Daytondave: So, it appears that Ravishing Rick Rude has left the Heartland and will be part of the new Tradition federation. That will be an improvement to both our organizations! Good riddance, you arrogant SOB. Now-


Without warning, CHRIS HERO storms the ring and slaps Larry Sweeney violently in the face knocking the shades of his former agents to the mat! Then rips the microphone from the hand of Sweeney who has a look of disbelief!

Hero: Honest to god people, what I just did to this fat piece of shit, wasnt for the pop or the approval of the fans...you know who it was for....ME! THIS YOUNG KNOCK OUT KID! For years Sweeney you and I have traveled up and down the roads, and to be quite honest, most of the time I can honestly say you annoy the hell out of me..and your breath smells like moose piss...dont ask me how that happened...but damn there is only so much that a HERO can take! The reason I stayed with you this long was A. a certain booking committee and B. I have to give you credit you did show me alot of money threw the years...no question...that is until recently that is...you have been so hell bent on this little side project with this DAYTON guy that I have not been making as much money like an agent should be getting forhis TOP talent! So... I get a call from Rob Bennett and he gets me in touch with Val...you needless to say gave me an offer I couldnt refuse...and in doing so cutting myself free from your greasy oily paws! For years, wrestling fans have wanted Chris Hero to go big time, for years they have been saying that Chris Hero has been wasting away in the independents, this young knockout kid has got to much god given talent to be slumming along the bottom of the barrel! Well I am here to tell everyone that CHRIS HERO has hit the big time,and it starts right now with me kicking this fat pigs ass!

Hero sucker-punches Sweeney, who drops to the mat motionless. CLAUDIO CASTAGNOLI and ADAM PEARCE race to the ring. Pearce checks on Sweeney as Castagnoli chases Hero away from the ring. Claudio takes the microphone.

Claudio: Why am I not surprised, Chris Hero, that you take the easy way out? You took the easy way out when that dirty witch stole from me, and now you go again. Well, I don't need you! And I am going to hurt you! Why don't you come back tonight and bring that filthy Rick Rude with you? Me and Adam Pearce will fight you in this ring!

Claudio throws down the microphone. After several minutes, Pearce is able to help Sweeney to his feet. Sweeney is still groggy as he takes the microphone.

Sweeney: Chris Hero... I made you... and I will break you! You will pay for this... you think it bothers me that you want out? I have already signed your replacement... and Sweet and Sour, Inc. will be stronger than ever!


Daytondave: Fans, I am still shocked by the events we have seen. That Young Knockout Kid is still a very dangerous man, as Sweeney has just learned. Now, can we finally see some wrestling action?


(Tonight's referee: Heather Owens)


TIGER MASK vs. DAN "THE BEAST" SEVERN
Tiger Mask started the match with a frenzy, and hit Severn with some remarkable flying moves. But Severn was able to turn the tempo and slow the match down, overpowering Tiger Mask and forcing an agonizing submission.

WINNER: DAN SEVERN
(Severn forced Tiger Mask to submit to the Wakigatame)


Daytondave: Win or lose, Tiger Mask always puts on an amazing match! His match against Jushin Liger at Havoc was nothing short of spectacular. The Space Flying Tiger Drop is a thing of beauty! He nearly toppled the Beast with that manuever. But in the end, the good big man defeated the good little man. Good news, fans, Larry Sweeney seems to be okay now, and he's ready to lead his forces into action in our next contest.



COWBOY BOB ORTON (w/ LARRY SWEENEY) vs. ANTONIO INOKI
Sweeney got right back to work after the attack by Hero. Orton was in desperate straits after being trapped in the Octopus hold, but a distraction from Sweeney interrupted the match and turned the odds in his man's favor. After Inoki survived two superplexes, Orton dropped him with a Death Valley Driver and scored the victory.

WINNER: COWBOY BOB ORTON
(Orton pinned Inoki after a Death Valley Driver)


Daytondave: I never expected Orton- or Sweeney, for that matter- to show such resilience!

As Sweeney and Orton celebrated, the face of RAVISHING RICK RUDE appeared on the Erietron.

Rude: Hey! Sweeney! So nice to see you back among the world of the living. My boy Chris Hero packs a wallop, doesn't he?

(Hero joins Rude on camera)

Rude: Now I promised Val that I was finished with your two-bit promotion. But since you made the invitation, I think I will come back to the Heartland for one last ass kicking! So Sweeney, get your boys Pearce and Claudio ready, 'cuz me and Hero accept your challenge and we will be there TONIGHT!

Daytondave: Well! I guess our main event is signed for tonight! Rude and Hero will be on hand, at least for one last hurrah, to face ADAM PEARCE and Claudio!



DELIRIOUS vs. GORGEOUS GEORGE (w/ CHERIE DUPRE)
In a truly goofy matchup, Delirious started slowly as he was distracted by the beautiful Cherie at ringside. But the masked man finally got his focus and tore through the Gorgeous one, keeping him on the defensive with a frenetic flurry leading to a clean pinfall.

WINNER: DELIRIOUS
(Delirious pinned George after the Chemical Imbalance #2)


Daytondave: I've never seen anything quite like that, fans! Somewhere deep in that demented mind, I suspect there is a method to his madness. It's good to see Delirious back in action! Now, we'll see the return of another man who has been MIA- TITO SANTANA! Santana is being reunited tonight with his tag team partner PEPPER GOMEZ for a match with championship implications.



WARFARE AMERICAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP: QUALIFYING MATCH
PELIGROSO (TITO SANTANA & PEPPER GOMEZ) vs. THE NEW AGE OUTLAWS (w/ OLIVER HUMPERDINK)
The Mexicans looked sharp and the match was highly competitive. After multiple tags and well-executed double-teams, BG caught the opponents with a double clothesline and pinned Gomez with a pump handle slam!

WINNERS: THE NEW AGE OUTLAWS
(BG pinned Gomez with a Pump Handle Slam)


Daytondave: The Outlaws are at the top of their game! They have earned a world title shot against Bobby Heenan's team of OX BAKER & LARRY ZBYSZKO- but even if that doesn't work out, they are positioning themselves for another run at the American Tag Team Titles! We also need to find a #1 contender for the American Heavyweight Championship held by DANNY HODGE. Hodge will face the winner of our next match in his first title defense!



AMERICAN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP: #1 CONTENDERS' MATCH
KONNAN (w/ OLIVER HUMPERDINK) vs. SABU
The homicidal, suicidal, genocidal maniac was in brutal style tonight, more intent upon destroying Konnan than defeating him. It didn't take Sabu long to get himself on the wrong side of referee Heather Owens. After Sabu whipped Konnan to the steel railing outside the ring, Heather immediately called for the bell and awarded the match to Konnan.

WINNER: KONNAN
(Sabu disqualified for outside of the ring mayhem)


Daytondave: This Sabu character is unpredictable and he is a menace. But I don't think he is quite bright enough to move up the ladder. The title match now belings to Konnan- can he unseat Danny Hodge and capture the American Championship? Ironically enough, before he tore up his contract, RICK RUDE was in line for a contenders' match. But now, we'll see the Ravishing One alongside Chris Hero in what they both have promised will be their LAST Heartland Match. Normally, the GM is supposed to be a neutral observer in these matches- but tonight I'll be Larry Sweeney's Number One Fan.



MAIN EVENT: NO DISQUALIFICATION GRUDGE MATCH
RAVISHING RICK RUDE & CHRIS HERO (w/ SO CAL VAL) vs. CLAUDIO CASTAGNOLI & ADAM PEARCE (w/ LARRY SWEENEY)
The hostilities between these teams nearly broke out before the opening bell! Hero and Claudio erupted into a fierce argument at ringside! Sweeney desperately tried to get after Hero, but Adam Pearce held him back. Senior Official JOE KOPASZ came to the ring, and assisted Heather Owens in getting the action under control. Claudio continued to scream at Hero as Pearce entered the ring to start the match. As soon as Heather called for the bell, Hero rolled Pearce into a small package and held him down for a three-count!

WINNERS: RICK RUDE & CHRIS HERO
(Hero pinned Pearce with a Small Package)

After the decision, Claudio appeared stunned. Pearce staggered to his feet, then turned and cold-cocked Claudio! Claudio went down, and Hero and Pearce began putting the boots to him. Rude grabbed Larry Sweeney and held his arms back, allowing Val to slap him! As Pearce continued to pound away on Claudio, Hero went to ringside and retrieved Claudio's Million Dollar Jacket! Pearce held Claudio down, forcing him to watch as Hero ripped the jacket to shreds! Rude dropped Sweeney with a Rude Awakening, and Sweeney and Claudio were left laying in the ring as Val led Rude, Hero, and Pearce away from the ring as the Port Clinton fans booed loudly.


Daytondave: Adam Pearce?!? What the hell are you thinking? Adam Pearce has turned on Sweet & Sour, Inc. and joined forces with So Cal Val. What a humiliating night for Larry Sweeney and Claudio Castagnoli. Sweeney just had the taste slapped out of his mouth by So Cal Val, and has lost not one, but TWO of the building blocks of his Corporation. And Claudio has lost his prized possession to the same broad who cleaned out his bank account! What a horrific night it has been, fans. We'll just have to wait and see how Sweeney and Claudio respond next. I guess that wraps it up for tonight, ladies and gentlemen. Be sure to tune in on Saturday Night for the next broadcast of Old School. JR James has announced a title match for Saturday Night, where we'll see the Great Lakes Championship on the line as the champion, NICK BOCKWINKEL, defends his title against the dynamic JIMMY "SUPERFLY" SNUKA! And of course, we'll be back next week with another edition of Warfare. Until then, fans, that's our show, and I AM OUTTA HERE!



Warfare American Champion: DANNY HODGE
Warfare Tag Team Champions: THE NAPTOWN DRAGONS
Warfare Combat Champion: THE MISSING LINK

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Heartland Championship Wrestling
Old School Saturday Night
January 31, 2009 (Card #192)
Joyce Center, South Bend, Indiana

The show opens with JR JAMES in the center of the ring, dressed sharply in a blue blazer with a gold tie, accompanied by HCW Commissioner COUSIN LUKE.

JR: Wow! Fans, welcome to HCW Old School Saturday Night! Can you believe that we are coming to you live from the campus of Notre Dame University? It's great to have Old School back out on the road - and at a legendary venue! Commissioner, congratulations on the rebirth of Heartland Wrestling!

Luke: Thanks, Jimmy. Y'all deserve the best.

JR: And we owe it all to the great fans throughout the Midwest. Ladies and gentlemen, we have an outstanding show for you tonight. The Great Lakes Heavyweight Championship is on the line tonight as the champion, NICK BOCKWINKEL, defends his belt against "SUPERFLY" JIMMY SNUKA! And, we have another no-disqualification grudge match set for HACKSAW JIM DUGGAN as he takes on KING KONG BUNDY. But first, our esteemed Commissioner has asked for time to make an important announcement.

Luke: This ain't so good, Jimmy. Did y'all see what my uncle, BIG DADDY ELMER done at Havoc th' other night?

The Irishtron lights up with highlights of a fracas which took place at Havoc XXIII. Big Daddy Elmer is shown, sucker-punching Hillbilly Jim and smashing him across the back of the head! Jim was knocked to the mat, but came up brawling! Jim connected with a hard right hand, and the brawl was on! Jim and Elmer battled through the arena and officials streamed out from the backstage area to try and calm them down. But both men struggled to free themselves and the brawl continued. As it appeared that the fracas would finally be settled, Elmer broke free and lunged at Jim! Charles Robinson bravely stepped in front of Jim, but Elmer reared back with a massive haymaker and decked Robinson!

Luke: Now y'all know, JJ, that we can't have our rasslers knockin' around our referees! Elmer, you know yore family and I will always love you, but you are SUSPENDED for the next two weeks! And if you hurt another referee in my company, I will FIRE you!

JR: Strong words, and strong actions from the Commissioner! If you ask me, Elmer is getting off easy, but I respect the decision that you have made, Luke, and here's hoping that this suspension will set your uncle straight once and for all! Now, let's head to the ring for tonight's opening contest!


(Tonight's referee: Nick Patrick)


GIANT BABA vs. MASKED SUPERSTAR (w/ SLICK)
The big Baba controlled most of the action, despite Superstar's best efforts to keep it competitive. Superstar grew more frustrated as the match wore on, and eventually the action spilled out of the ring where a fierce brawl broke out. Superstar refused to return to the ring, and was disqualified when he continued to pummel Baba on the arena floor.

After Nick Patrick called for the bell, referee Charles Robinson sprinted to ringside and helped Patrick to restore order quickly and escort both men to the dressing room.

WINNER: GIANT BABA
(Superstar disqualified for brawling outside the ring)


JR: Fine teamwork by the Old School officiating crew. They immediately took control of that situation and prevented it from escalating. Now, fans, I am pleased to introduce a brand new tag team to the ranks of Old School! Please welcome Red Bastien and Billy "Red" Lyons, the Flying Redheads!



THE FLYING REDHEADS (RED BASTIEN & BILLY "RED" LYONS) vs. JIMMY & JOHNNY VALIANT
The Valiant Brothers were in no mood to serve as cannon fodder for the debuting Redheads. Jimmy and Johnny went right to work, executing several vicious double-team attacks and destroying Red Bastien, pinning him before his partner Lyons was even able to tag in to the match!

WINNERS: THE VALIANT BROTHERS
(Jimmy pinned Bastien after a Top Rope Elbow)


JR: How about that, wrestling fans? The Valiant brothers made a powerful statement with that victory. That has got to be a disappointment for the Redheads. Perhaps we can get a word with Billy "Red" Lyons in the wake of that stunning defeat. Billy, can you join us for a few moments here at the annoucers' table?

Lyons looks unhappy, but heads toward the table. Jimmy Valiant rudely cuts in front of Lyons and grabs the microphone.

Jimmy: Now look here, JR James! You don't need to interview these newbies. Me and Johnny just took them apart! Why don't you give a little more credit to the winners of that match! The Valiant Brothers belong at at the top of the tag team division!

JR: Well certainly, Jimmy Valiant, there is no question that congratulations are in order after tonight's outstanding performance. But don't forget, just two weeks ago, the Valiant Brothers lost their match against THE KILLER BEES. You are not the top team in Old School- or even the number one contenders. That distinction belongs to LARRY & CURT HENNIG. The Hennigs did defeat THE MIDNIGHT EXPRESS, as you may recall, to earn the top spot and the match against THE ARMSTRONGS for the tag team championship.

Before Jimmy can respond, THE VACHON BROTHERS storm to ringside. MAD DOG VACHON shoves Jimmy Valiant away from the announcers' table and NIKITA BREZNIKOV grabs the microphone.

Breznikov: You are delusional, JR James! There is only one worthy tag team in this Old School. My Vachon Brothers are number 1! The Vachons have struck the first blow in this war for the Armstrong Family and Bob Armstrong can barely walk after this destruction! No Armstrongs! No Hennigs! No Valiants! Destruction to the evil Americans! The Foreign Legion demands our match to become champions!

JR: With all due respect, Mr. Breznikov- are you mad? How can you come out here and demand a title shot for your Vachon Brothers- they haven't even had an Old School match!

Breznikov: JR James, you are infidel! You must not deny the Foreign Legion our rightful place at the top of the world. Infidels must be destroyed!

Brenikov takes his riding crop and whacks JR James across the chest. JR tumbles backward, trips over his chair and falls to the floor. The Vachons immediately begin putting the boots to the fallen General Manager.

Breznikov: Destruction to all infidels! Destruction to the evil Americans!

The pummeling continues on JR until CURT & LARRY HENNIG sprint to ringside and jump on the Vachons. Breznikov begins whacking at Curt Hennig with his riding crop! Johnny Valiant shoves Larry Hennig and a shouting match develops. The Vachons continue to stomp on JR until BRAD & BOB ARMSTRONG dash to the scene! The Armstrongs' arrival prompts the Vachons to beat a hasty retreat. Breznikov drops the microphone and scurries to safety as Bob and Brad chase the Vachons back to the locker room.

Curt Hennig: Vachon Brothers! You want to stir up trouble! Look no further! The Hennigs are the best tag team in the Old School. And more importantly, the Hennigs don't take any crap from anybody! You want to disrespect the Hennig family- we'll show you a beating like you have never experienced. Me and my dad want a match with you lunatics. If you beat us, you can have our title shot! But you better come strong and be ready for the fight of your lives!

Curt throws the microphone on to the table. Larry Hennig helps JR to his feet, then joins Curt as they storm out of the ring area and back to the dressing room. The fans cheer the Hennigs wildly, but Larry and Curt are focused and scowling as they push through the curtains and exit the scene.


JR: Fans, I am stunned. Everybody knew that the Vachons bring nothing but trouble. I thought it was gonna be a long night for good ol' JR James- but I never would have expected that the Hennigs would be the men to make a stand! Indeed, their attitudes have changed 180 degrees in response to this challenge. As Old School General Manager- I declare that this match is ON! One week from tonight, the Hennigs will get their wish. It will be the Hennigs against the Vachons- and the winner will be officially named the number one contenders to the United States Tag Team Championship!

JR takes a moment to regain his composure and takes his seat at the announcers' table.

JR: I am pleased indeed that situation is over. Let's head back to the ring for our next match!



DICK HUTTON vs. DON LEO JONATHAN
Hutton pulled off a surprise victory over the giant Mormon, who appeared shaken up after tumbling out of the ring following a missed charge at the turnbuckle. The savvy Sooner wasted no time in wrapping up his foe for a clean submission victory!

WINNER: DICK HUTTON
(Hutton forced Jonathan to submit to an Abdominal Stretch)


JR: That was a stunning result indeed! No question, most observers felt that Jonathan's size and agaility gave him a decided advantage in that matchup, but in the game of human chess any outcome is conceivable.



THE KILLER BEES (B. BRIAN BLAIR & JUMPIN' JIM BRUNZELL) vs. TEAM CANADA (THE MOUNTIE & ANGELO MOSCA)
The Bees had the advantage throughout the match with frequent tags and effective offense. After Mountie narrowly escaped a Brunzell sleeper hold, he managed a tag to Mosca. Mosca took the brawl out of the ring, where Blair annihilated him with a slingshot plancha! Mosca attempted to fight back, but Blair blocked his attempt to run him into the ring post. Instead. it was Blair who rammed Mosca into the steel railing, forcing Nick Patrick to call for the bell!

WINNERS: TEAM CANADA
(Blair disqualified for ramming Mosca to the security railing)


JR: That's something you very rarely see- the Killer Bees getting disqualified! But after the events at Heartland Havoc XXIII, it is not surprising that our officials are tightening up on their enforcement of the rules. The Canadians and the Bees are about the only two tag teams who weren't involved in that earlier situation, but sure enough, the intensity level has peaked throughout the entire locker room. Fans, who will be the next challenger to RAY "CRIPPLER" STEVENS for the United States Championship? We'll know the answer to that question after our next match.



UNITED STATES HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP: #1 CONTENDERS' MATCH
BOBO BRAZIL (w/ SLICK) vs. JOHNNY VALENTINE
In a dramatic match, Bobo fought back after a rousing comeback by Valentine to narrowly earn a victory. After Valentine survived several Coco Butts, Brazil surprised him by coming off the top turnbuckle with a devastating cross-body block to gain the victory!

WINNER: BOBO BRAZIL
(Brazil pinned Valentine after a Cross-Body Block off the top turnbuckle)


JR: What a battle! Brazil and Valentine both left it all on the mat tonight. So now, Brazil moves on to face the Crippler for the top title in the Old School! That will also be a wonderful exhibition of wrestling, completely unlike what we are about to witness in this next bout.



GRUDGE MATCH: NO DISQUALIFICATION
KING KONG BUNDY (w/ JIM CORNETTE) vs. HACKSAW JIM DUGGAN
Bundy took the measure of Duggan in a decisive way! Inside the ring and out, the massive Bundy overwhelmed and overpowered Hacksaw. A powerbomb on the arena floor nearly broke Duggan in half, but Bundy wasn't finished. King Kong smashed Duggan headfirst onto the steel ring steps for good measure, then rolled him back into the ring for an Avalanche and a five-count.

WINNER: KING KONG BUNDY
(Bundy pinned Duggan after the Avalanche)

After the decision, Bundy stood over Duggan and looked as if he were preparing to inflict further punishment as JIM CORNETTE cheered him on! But out of nowhere, HARLEY RACE appeared at ringside! Race grabbed Cornette by the shoulder and spun him around, poking a finger in his chest and shouting. Cornette's eyes popped open and his jaw dropped. He motioned to Bundy, who slid out of the ring and stepped toward Race. Cornette took the opportunity to turn and sprint away from the ring area! Race glared at Bundy, but Bundy followed Cornette back to the locker room with no further incident.


JR: Ouch! Duggan took a serious beating in that match! But Cornette was lucky to avoid that same fate after beating a hasty retreat away from Harley Race. Will these two cross paths again? That remains to be seen. Now, fans, it is time for the Main Event match-up that you have been waiting for! The Great Lakes Championship match is on tap and we are ready for Old School action at its finest.



HCW OLD SCHOOL GREAT LAKES CHAMPIONSHIP
NICK BOCKWINKEL (c) vs. JIMMY "SUPERFLY" SNUKA
Jimmy Snuka thrilled the Joyce Center in the main event, taking down Bockwinkel with a scintillating Superfly Leap to capture the Great Lakes Championship! Snuka survived a brutal Figure-4 leglock from Bockwinkel, and managed to quicken the pace of the match. Snuka wore out the champion with repeated chops, then planted him with a piledriver to set up the finisher.

WINNER: JIMMY "SUPERFLY" SNUKA
(Snuka pinned Bockwinkel after the Superfly Leap)

JIMMY SNUKA CAPTURES THE GREAT LAKES HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP


JR: Fans, history has been made here in South Bend, Indiana! Superfly Snuka has defeated Nick Bockwinkel to capture the Title! Snuka has electrified this crowd with his daredevil finisher and taken down a formidable champion in the process! What a tremendous match to conclude a very compelling night of action. Congratulations are in order for the Superfly! Ladies and gentlemen, it has been our privilege to present this evening's matches. Don't forget to tune in on Saturday when DAYTONDAVE and those whacked-out Warfare guys will be back in action! The American Heavyweight Championship will be on the line in Wednesday Night's main event, when DANNY HODGE will defend the belt against KONNAN! Until then, fans, so long from the Hoosier State!



Old School United States Champion: RAY "THE CRIPPLER" STEVENS
Old School Tag Team Champions: BOB AND BRAD ARMSTRONG
Old School Great Lakes Champion: JIMMY "SUPERFLY" SNUKA

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Heartland Championship Wrestling
Wednesday Night Warfare
February 4, 2009 (Card #193)
Fremont Community Center, Fremont, Ohio

The show opens with Warfare GM DAYTONDAVE in the ring, accompanied by HCW Commissioner COUSIN LUKE. Before Daytondave can begin his introduction, a commotion arises at ringside as CHRIS JERICHO and LANCE STORM make their way to front-row seats. Daytondave appears distracted, but attempts to continue the show.

Daytondave: Hey, fans, welcome back to Heartland Championship Wrestling for another great episode of Wednesday Night Warfare! We have a terrific show for tonight. The American Heavyweight Championship will be defended tonight, right here in the bustling metropolis of Fremont! The champion, DANNY HODGE, is here to defend the title against KONNAN. We'll see if the Mexican legend can take down the champion. But, before we get started tonight, our Heartland Commissioner has an announcement for you. Cousin Luke, what's going down?

Luke: Daytondave, I done heard that polecat, CHRIS HERO, wantin' to challenge MIKE QUACKENBUSH for the Candy Cup. All I got to say is, Chris Hero, the answer is naw. The Candy Cup is only for cruiserweights- 225 pounds or less. And I reckon that yore a few sacks o' taters bigger'n that. Less'n you can pass a weigh-in, you ain't no contender for the Candy Cup!


Jericho and Storm stand up at their ringside seats, booing lustily and taunting Luke and Daytondave.

Jericho: Quackenbush is chicken!

Storm: Quackenbush can't handle the heat!

Jericho: Chris Hero ROCKS!

Storm: Warfare is for losers!


Luke looks confused, so Daytondave takes the microphone and attempts to regain control of the show.


Daytondave: Fans, we're sorry for the disturbance. We've got plenty of great matches to get things rolling tonight, so grab yourself a cold one, relax, and enjoy the show!


(Tonight's referee: Heather Owens)


THE SANDMAN (w/ JONNY FAIRPLAY) vs. DENNIS CONDREY
Sandman came out "all business" tonight and quickly dispatched Condrey with a crushing DDT.

WINNER: THE SANDMAN
(Sandman pinned Condrey after a Hardcore DDT)


Daytondave: A solid performance by the Sandman! He took the fight right to Condrey, and in that situation there is no doubt that Sandman would have the upper hand.

As The Sandman and Jonny Fairplay left the ring, Sandman stopped and stared down Jericho and Storm. Jericho stood up and went nose-to-nose with Sandman before Fairplay stepped in a pulled Sandman away from the confrontation. As Sandman turned away, Jericho reached over Jonny's shoulder and slapped Sandman across the face! Sandman went ballistic, pointing and screaming at Jericho as Fairplay held him back. BIG JIM THE ENFORCER quickly rushed to the scene and escorted Sandman back to the locker room.

Daytondave: What a piece of garbage! That jerk Jericho is gonna get himself in too deep if he isn't careful. Fans, LARRY SWEENEY has asked for this opportunity to introduce the newest addition to his collection of talent. So, Mr. Sweeney, come on down and let's see what you got!


Sweeney hits the ring and takes the microphone.

Sweeney: That's right, fans, Sweet and Sour Incorporated will never back down! You Tradition scumbags may think you got one over on Larry Sweeney, but you're dead wrong! I consider this to be an opportunity! An opportunity for Sweet & Sour Incorporated to upgrade out talent roster! Larry Sweeney has just signed a man who will set the Heartland on fire! No doubt he is handsome, but he's no stranger! Some may know him as Marcus, but to Sweet & Sour Inc, he is The Stuff! Fans get on your feet and put your hands together for BUFF BAGWELL!



BUFF BAGWELL (w/ LARRY SWEENEY) vs. CHRIS CANDIDO (w/ TAMMY LYNN SYTCH)
Referee Heather Owens certainly had her hands full in this match! Between Sweeney, Tammy, and the ringside antics of Jericho and Storm, Heather was at a loss to control the action inside and outside of the ring! Lance Storm harassed Heather repeatedly through the match, allowing both Tammy and Sweeney to take advantage. Candido appeared to have Bagwell beaten after hitting the Blonde Bomb, but Heather was focused on Storm long enough to allow Sweeney to pull Buff's leg over the bottom rope and interrupt the count. Candido went for another Blonde Bomb, but this time Bagwell powered out and responded with a crushing blockbuster! When Tammy attempted to save her man, she was grabbed by Jericho long enough for Heather to make the three count and award the victory to Bagwell!

WINNER: BUFF BAGWELL
(Bagwell pinned Candido after a Buff Blockbuster)


Daytondave: I've seen about enough of this! Somebody will HAVE to put these two clowns in their place! That was a very competitive match between two fine performers. You can count on those bush leaguers from Tradition to try and steal the spotlight from an excellent contest. Unfortunately, Big Jim the Enforcer is still handling the situation with The Sandman backstage.

As Jericho and Storm continue to mouth off, a hush comes over the crowd! Through the curtain emerge JUSHIN LIGER, TIGER MASK, and HCW Heavyweight Champion TAKESHI MORISHIMA. Without a word, Morishima takes a seat next to Jericho, puts a hand on his shoulder, and pulls him down into his chair. Jericho recoils and sits silently. Tiger Mask stands in front of Storm and points to his chair. Lance reluctantly sits, while Liger enters the ring and takes the microphone.

Liger: Chris Jericho... you dishonor yourself and your company with your misdeeds. You attack man from behind. You destroy cruiserweight trophy. You humiliate honorable MASA CHONO. And tonight, you disgrace yourself shamelessly by assaulting lady. Chris Jericho, you are man without honor! In my country, a man without honor is not a man! Chris Jericho, you come face me TONIGHT!

Daytondave: Strong words from Jushin Liger! Chris Jericho, will you face Jushin Liger here tonight?

Jericho sits silently, snarling at Liger.

Daytondave: How about that, fans! I think we have a match tonight! Chris Jericho versus Jushin Liger, right here in Fremont! But fans, we still have some Heartland action to come, so let's get back to action!

Liger leaves the ring area and returns backstage, while Morishima and Tiger Mask remain at ringside, standing guard over Jericho and Storm to prevent any further interruptions.



NECRO BUTCHER vs. CLAUDIO CASTAGNOLI (w/ LARRY SWEENEY)
With Sweeney shouting his encouragement, Claudio came right after Necro and floored him with a kick to the face for a stunningly quick victory!

WINNER: CLAUDIO CASTAGNOLI
(Castagnoli pinned Necro after a Scissor Kick to the Face)


Daytondave: A very good night for Larry Sweeney! Both Bagwell and Claudio come out victorious on this night. Sweet and Sour, Incorporated seems to be regaining its momentum after a very difficult time last week.



WARFARE AMERICAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP: QUALIFYING MATCH
BLOODLUST (JUSTIN CREDIBLE & DRAKE YOUNGER w/ JONNY FAIRPLAY) vs. THE BACKSEAT BOYZ (TRENT ACID & JOHNNY KASHMERE)
This match was nothing short of disastrous for the team of Bloodlust! Credible tried to surprise Kashmere with a flying elbow, but Johnny ducked away and Justin smashed Younger on the top of the head! Younger was disoriented and staggered out of the ring, leaving Credible to fend for himself. The Backseat Boys rode the momentum, punishing Credible with a series of double-teams. When Jonny Fairplay tried to interfere, Acid dropkicked him off the ring apron! From there, it was easy pickings for Kashmere to finish off the victory.

WINNERS: THE BACKSEAT BOYZ
(Kashmere pinned Credible with the Cradle Breaker)


Daytondave: The Backseat Boyz were by far the better coordinated team in that match. One more victory, and they will be in line for another crack at THE NAPTOWN DRAGONS for the American Tag Team Championship! But finally, fans, it's now time for the American Heavyweight Championship match-up! I can't wait to see how this contest goes down.



MAIN EVENT: WARFARE AMERICAN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
DANNY HODGE (c) vs. KONNAN (w/ OLIVER HUMPERDINK)
The champion was in control throughout this match, frustrating Konnan with his superior tactical skills. When Konnan attempted to take the action to the floor, Hodge responded aggressively, ramming the Mexican's head into the ringside table. Konnan was completely blown up at this point, and unable to escape the champion's deadly submission hold.

WINNER: DANNY HODGE
(Hodge forced Konnan to submit to an Abdominal Stretch)

DANNY HODGE RETAINS THE AMERICAN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP


Daytondave: What a dominant performance by the champion! Any man who wants to take that belt will need to come strong. Who will be the next in line for a title match? Fans, you'll just have to wait and see. Okay, folks, we are done here- except for one unresolved issue. JUSHIN LIGER has laid down the challenge to CHRIS JERICHO. What's the word, Jericho? You gonna get in the ring, or what?

JUSHIN LIGER strides to the ring with determination. Jericho appears reluctant to enter the ring, but Morishima dumps him over the security railing and Tiger Mask rolls him under the bottom rope and into the ring. Heather Owens calls for the bell, and the impromptu match begins!


SPECIAL CHALLENGE MATCH
JUSHIN "THUNDER" LIGER vs. CHRIS JERICHO
Liger pounced on Jericho the moment he hit the ring, pummeling his foe with a flurry of high-speed kicks! Jericho backpedalled quickly and tried to escape from the ring, but Liger caught him and turned him over to deliver a crushing tombstone piledriver! Jericho barely moved as Heather counted the pinfall.

WINNER: JUSHIN "THUNDER" LIGER
(Liger pinned Jericho with a Tombstone Piledriver)


Daytondave: Wow! Jericho showed up here tonight as one cocky SOB- but Liger has put him in his place. Jushin is enjoying a well-deserved celebration with his pals, Tiger Mask and HCW Heavyweight Champion Takeshi Morishima. Poor Jericho is left to lick his wounds. I bet he and Storm will be embarrased to show their faces back at that promotion up north. But as far as I am concerned, that match was the perfect ending to what has been a rough night here on Warfare. We're done here, fans, but don't forget to come back on Saturday night for the next broadcast of Old School. The HCW Tag Team Championship will be on the line when OX BAKER & LARRY ZBYSZKO defend the belts against THE NEW AGE OUTLAWS. That confrontation has been brewing for some time, so you will NOT want to miss it! Until then, fans, that's our show, and I AM OUTTA HERE!



Warfare American Champion: DANNY HODGE
Warfare Tag Team Champions: THE NAPTOWN DRAGONS
Warfare Combat Champion: THE MISSING LINK

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Heartland Championship Wrestling
Wednesday Night Warfare
February 4, 2009 (Card #193)
Fremont Community Center, Fremont, Ohio

The show opens with Warfare GM DAYTONDAVE in the ring, accompanied by HCW Commissioner COUSIN LUKE. Before Daytondave can begin his introduction, a commotion arises at ringside as CHRIS JERICHO and LANCE STORM make their way to front-row seats. Daytondave appears distracted, but attempts to continue the show.

Daytondave: Hey, fans, welcome back to Heartland Championship Wrestling for another great episode of Wednesday Night Warfare! We have a terrific show for tonight. The American Heavyweight Championship will be defended tonight, right here in the bustling metropolis of Fremont! The champion, DANNY HODGE, is here to defend the title against KONNAN. We'll see if the Mexican legend can take down the champion. But, before we get started tonight, our Heartland Commissioner has an announcement for you. Cousin Luke, what's going down?

Luke: Daytondave, I done heard that polecat, CHRIS HERO, wantin' to challenge MIKE QUACKENBUSH for the Candy Cup. All I got to say is, Chris Hero, the answer is naw. The Candy Cup is only for cruiserweights- 225 pounds or less. And I reckon that yore a few sacks o' taters bigger'n that. Less'n you can pass a weigh-in, you ain't no contender for the Candy Cup!


Jericho and Storm stand up at their ringside seats, booing lustily and taunting Luke and Daytondave.

Jericho: Quackenbush is chicken!

Storm: Quackenbush can't handle the heat!

Jericho: Chris Hero ROCKS!

Storm: Warfare is for losers!


Luke looks confused, so Daytondave takes the microphone and attempts to regain control of the show.


Daytondave: Fans, we're sorry for the disturbance. We've got plenty of great matches to get things rolling tonight, so grab yourself a cold one, relax, and enjoy the show!


(Tonight's referee: Heather Owens)


THE SANDMAN (w/ JONNY FAIRPLAY) vs. DENNIS CONDREY
Sandman came out "all business" tonight and quickly dispatched Condrey with a crushing DDT.

WINNER: THE SANDMAN
(Sandman pinned Condrey after a Hardcore DDT)


Daytondave: A solid performance by the Sandman! He took the fight right to Condrey, and in that situation there is no doubt that Sandman would have the upper hand.

As The Sandman and Jonny Fairplay left the ring, Sandman stopped and stared down Jericho and Storm. Jericho stood up and went nose-to-nose with Sandman before Fairplay stepped in a pulled Sandman away from the confrontation. As Sandman turned away, Jericho reached over Jonny's shoulder and slapped Sandman across the face! Sandman went ballistic, pointing and screaming at Jericho as Fairplay held him back. BIG JIM THE ENFORCER quickly rushed to the scene and escorted Sandman back to the locker room.

Daytondave: What a piece of garbage! That jerk Jericho is gonna get himself in too deep if he isn't careful. Fans, LARRY SWEENEY has asked for this opportunity to introduce the newest addition to his collection of talent. So, Mr. Sweeney, come on down and let's see what you got!


Sweeney hits the ring and takes the microphone.

Sweeney: That's right, fans, Sweet and Sour Incorporated will never back down! You Tradition scumbags may think you got one over on Larry Sweeney, but you're dead wrong! I consider this to be an opportunity! An opportunity for Sweet & Sour Incorporated to upgrade out talent roster! Larry Sweeney has just signed a man who will set the Heartland on fire! No doubt he is handsome, but he's no stranger! Some may know him as Marcus, but to Sweet & Sour Inc, he is The Stuff! Fans get on your feet and put your hands together for BUFF BAGWELL!



BUFF BAGWELL (w/ LARRY SWEENEY) vs. CHRIS CANDIDO (w/ TAMMY LYNN SYTCH)
Referee Heather Owens certainly had her hands full in this match! Between Sweeney, Tammy, and the ringside antics of Jericho and Storm, Heather was at a loss to control the action inside and outside of the ring! Lance Storm harassed Heather repeatedly through the match, allowing both Tammy and Sweeney to take advantage. Candido appeared to have Bagwell beaten after hitting the Blonde Bomb, but Heather was focused on Storm long enough to allow Sweeney to pull Buff's leg over the bottom rope and interrupt the count. Candido went for another Blonde Bomb, but this time Bagwell powered out and responded with a crushing blockbuster! When Tammy attempted to save her man, she was grabbed by Jericho long enough for Heather to make the three count and award the victory to Bagwell!

WINNER: BUFF BAGWELL
(Bagwell pinned Candido after a Buff Blockbuster)


Daytondave: I've seen about enough of this! Somebody will HAVE to put these two clowns in their place! That was a very competitive match between two fine performers. You can count on those bush leaguers from Tradition to try and steal the spotlight from an excellent contest. Unfortunately, Big Jim the Enforcer is still handling the situation with The Sandman backstage.

As Jericho and Storm continue to mouth off, a hush comes over the crowd! Through the curtain emerge JUSHIN LIGER, TIGER MASK, and HCW Heavyweight Champion TAKESHI MORISHIMA. Without a word, Morishima takes a seat next to Jericho, puts a hand on his shoulder, and pulls him down into his chair. Jericho recoils and sits silently. Tiger Mask stands in front of Storm and points to his chair. Lance reluctantly sits, while Liger enters the ring and takes the microphone.

Liger: Chris Jericho... you dishonor yourself and your company with your misdeeds. You attack man from behind. You destroy cruiserweight trophy. You humiliate honorable MASA CHONO. And tonight, you disgrace yourself shamelessly by assaulting lady. Chris Jericho, you are man without honor! In my country, a man without honor is not a man! Chris Jericho, you come face me TONIGHT!

Daytondave: Strong words from Jushin Liger! Chris Jericho, will you face Jushin Liger here tonight?

Jericho sits silently, snarling at Liger.

Daytondave: How about that, fans! I think we have a match tonight! Chris Jericho versus Jushin Liger, right here in Fremont! But fans, we still have some Heartland action to come, so let's get back to action!

Liger leaves the ring area and returns backstage, while Morishima and Tiger Mask remain at ringside, standing guard over Jericho and Storm to prevent any further interruptions.



NECRO BUTCHER vs. CLAUDIO CASTAGNOLI (w/ LARRY SWEENEY)
With Sweeney shouting his encouragement, Claudio came right after Necro and floored him with a kick to the face for a stunningly quick victory!

WINNER: CLAUDIO CASTAGNOLI
(Castagnoli pinned Necro after a Scissor Kick to the Face)


Daytondave: A very good night for Larry Sweeney! Both Bagwell and Claudio come out victorious on this night. Sweet and Sour, Incorporated seems to be regaining its momentum after a very difficult time last week.



WARFARE AMERICAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP: QUALIFYING MATCH
BLOODLUST (JUSTIN CREDIBLE & DRAKE YOUNGER w/ JONNY FAIRPLAY) vs. THE BACKSEAT BOYZ (TRENT ACID & JOHNNY KASHMERE)
This match was nothing short of disastrous for the team of Bloodlust! Credible tried to surprise Kashmere with a flying elbow, but Johnny ducked away and Justin smashed Younger on the top of the head! Younger was disoriented and staggered out of the ring, leaving Credible to fend for himself. The Backseat Boys rode the momentum, punishing Credible with a series of double-teams. When Jonny Fairplay tried to interfere, Acid dropkicked him off the ring apron! From there, it was easy pickings for Kashmere to finish off the victory.

WINNERS: THE BACKSEAT BOYZ
(Kashmere pinned Credible with the Cradle Breaker)


Daytondave: The Backseat Boyz were by far the better coordinated team in that match. One more victory, and they will be in line for another crack at THE NAPTOWN DRAGONS for the American Tag Team Championship! But finally, fans, it's now time for the American Heavyweight Championship match-up! I can't wait to see how this contest goes down.



MAIN EVENT: WARFARE AMERICAN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
DANNY HODGE (c) vs. KONNAN (w/ OLIVER HUMPERDINK)
The champion was in control throughout this match, frustrating Konnan with his superior tactical skills. When Konnan attempted to take the action to the floor, Hodge responded aggressively, ramming the Mexican's head into the ringside table. Konnan was completely blown up at this point, and unable to escape the champion's deadly submission hold.

WINNER: DANNY HODGE
(Hodge forced Konnan to submit to an Abdominal Stretch)

DANNY HODGE RETAINS THE AMERICAN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP


Daytondave: What a dominant performance by the champion! Any man who wants to take that belt will need to come strong. Who will be the next in line for a title match? Fans, you'll just have to wait and see. Okay, folks, we are done here- except for one unresolved issue. JUSHIN LIGER has laid down the challenge to CHRIS JERICHO. What's the word, Jericho? You gonna get in the ring, or what?

JUSHIN LIGER strides to the ring with determination. Jericho appears reluctant to enter the ring, but Morishima dumps him over the security railing and Tiger Mask rolls him under the bottom rope and into the ring. Heather Owens calls for the bell, and the impromptu match begins!


SPECIAL CHALLENGE MATCH
JUSHIN "THUNDER" LIGER vs. CHRIS JERICHO
Liger pounced on Jericho the moment he hit the ring, pummeling his foe with a flurry of high-speed kicks! Jericho backpedalled quickly and tried to escape from the ring, but Liger caught him and turned him over to deliver a crushing tombstone piledriver! Jericho barely moved as Heather counted the pinfall.

WINNER: JUSHIN "THUNDER" LIGER
(Liger pinned Jericho with a Tombstone Piledriver)


Daytondave: Wow! Jericho showed up here tonight as one cocky SOB- but Liger has put him in his place. Jushin is enjoying a well-deserved celebration with his pals, Tiger Mask and HCW Heavyweight Champion Takeshi Morishima. Poor Jericho is left to lick his wounds. I bet he and Storm will be embarrased to show their faces back at that promotion up north. But as far as I am concerned, that match was the perfect ending to what has been a rough night here on Warfare. We're done here, fans, but don't forget to come back on Saturday night for the next broadcast of Old School. The HCW Tag Team Championship will be on the line when OX BAKER & LARRY ZBYSZKO defend the belts against THE NEW AGE OUTLAWS. That confrontation has been brewing for some time, so you will NOT want to miss it! Until then, fans, that's our show, and I AM OUTTA HERE!



Warfare American Champion: DANNY HODGE
Warfare Tag Team Champions: THE NAPTOWN DRAGONS
Warfare Combat Champion: THE MISSING LINK

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Heartland Championship Wrestling
Old School Saturday Night
February 7, 2009 (Card #194)
Assembly Hall, Bloomington, Indiana

The show opens with JR JAMES in the ring, prepared to address the crowd.

JR: Good evening, fans, and welcome to tonight's edition of Old School Saturday Night! Heartland Championship Wrestling is proud to be broadcasting live from the campus of Indiana University! And ladies and gentlemen, I have just been informed that the Hoosier State will play host to our next HCW pay-per-view. Heartland Havoc XXIV: Takin' Care of Business will eminate from the Conseco Fieldhouse in Indianapolis on Saturday night, March 7! Bachman-Turner Overdrive will supply the theme music for this great event. www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJprEyXMrIk . And tonight, fans, we have some huge matches planned which will help determine exactly who will be headed to Indianapolis to take care of business at Havoc XXIV! Our main event for the evening will be the much-anticipated Heartland Championship Wrestling Tag Team Championship bout pitting the champions, OX BAKER & LARRY ZBYSZKO against their heated rivals, THE NEW AGE OUTLAWS. Now, let's head to the ring for tonight's opening contest!


(Tonight's referee: Charles Robinson)


THE DESTROYER vs. THE CRUSHER
In a wild, back-and-forth brawl, both men were exhausted when Crusher finally put the Destroyer down.

WINNER: THE CRUSHER
(Crusher pinned Destroyer after a Crusher Bolo)


JR: How about that, fans! Can you believe The Crusher survived Destroyer's Figure-4 Leglock - TWICE? Very impressive victory indeed for Da Crush.



HARLEY RACE vs. "MAGNIFICENT" DON MURACO
It was a grinding and intense struggle, but Race capitalized on a mistake by Muraco to prevail. After stunning Harley wuth an Asiatic Spike, Muraco foolishly charged into the turnbuckle, where Harley caught him with a powerful knee to the head to set him up for a brutal piledriver.

WINNER: HARLEY RACE
(Race pinned Muraco after a Piledriver)


JR: No question, Harley Race is a grandmaster in the game of human chess. He was a move ahead of Muraco in that situation and it was all over.



THE MIDNIGHT EXPRESS (STAN LANE & BOBBY EATON w/ JIM CORNETTE) vs. GREG "THE HAMMER" VALENTINE & BRUTUS "THE GEEK" BEEFCAKE
The flow of this match was surprising, as Hammer and Beefcake controlled the action throughout. Stan Lane was isolated in the ring for a prolonged period, allowing Beefcake and Valentine to take turns pounding away with punches and chops. Valentine did most of the damage, and finally wrapped up Lane into a Figure-4 Leglock! Cornette finally jumped onto the ring apron and side-tracked Charles Robinson, allowing Eaton to help Lane escape. This brought HARLEY RACE to ringside to once again confront Cornette! Both the Midnights came to their manager's defense, but Harley stood his ground and a shouting match erupted. When Valentine attempted to take advantage and back-jump Eaton, Lane saw him coming. Sweet Stan took the tennis racket from Cornette and crushed Valentine across the head, opening a nasty gash. Robinson disqualified the Midnights for the use of the foreign object.

WINNERS: GREG "THE HAMMER" VALENTINE & BRUTUS "THE GEEK" BEEFCAKE
(Stan Lane disqualified for striking Valentine with a foreign object)

After the decision, Bobby Eaton took a cheap shot at Harley Race! Race was unhurt by the blow, and HCW security quickly intervened to get the situation under control. As Race was taken out of the ring area, Cornette stormed to the announcers' table and grabbed a microhpone.

Cornette: Race! You no good scalawag! You have stuck your nose in my business for the last time! Harley Race, I am calling you out! You find youself a tag team partner and come face my Midnight Express! You hear me, you ugly cretin?


JR: Wow! Jim Cornette has just thrown out a challenge to Harley Race! I don't know whether Race has a tag team partner to face the Midnights, but no question he will be recruiting for that opportunity, and my guess is that there will be no lack of interested parties. This should be a very interesting situation indeed.



IRON SHEIK (w/ NIKITA BREZNIKOV) vs. KING KONG BUNDY (w/ JIM CORNETTE)
Bundy and Cornette were in no mood for any further shenanigans after the confrontation with Harley Race. Bundy overpowered the Sheik and wore him down with multiple bear hugs. When Breznikov tried to interfere, Bundy simply tossed him out of the ring, then put Sheik down with an Avalanche and pinned him with a five-count.

WINNER: KING KONG BUNDY
(Bundy pinned Iron Sheik after an Avalanche)


JR: A dominant performance by Bundy! Suddenly, we don't hear any of the inflammatory rhetoric from Breznikov. I suppose he is savvy enough to know when to pick his battles. The maniac has been smart enough to manuver his new tag team, THE VACHON BROTHERS, into position for a chance to earn a title match, before they have even stepped into the ring! Let's take a look at a special video recap of the emergence of the Vachon Brothers onto the tag team scene.


Footage is displayed from Kent, Ohio, where the Vachons make their first entrance into the Heartland, jumping BOBO BRAZIL. The scene shifts to one week ago in South Bend, Indiana, where JR JAMES is attacked by NIKITA BREZNIKOV and the Vachons. The Vachon Brothers stomp on a fallen JR until LARRY & CURT HENNIG come to his assistance.


JR: A special thanks to "WILDMAN" BUTCH MICHAELS for putting together that outstanding package! And now, fans, it is time for the confrontation between the Vachons and their new rivals, CURT & LARRY HENNIG!



UNITED STATES TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP: #1 CONTENDERS' MATCH
THE VACHON BROTHERS (w/ NIKITA BREZNIKOV) vs. LARRY & CURT HENNIG
The rhetoric of Breznikov proved to be more threatening than his tag team! Larry Hennig dominated both Vachon Brothers, and pinned Mad Dog in short order as the fans cheered wildly.

WINNERS: LARRY & CURT HENNIG
(Larry pinned Mad Dog after a Double Forearm Hammer)


After the pinfall, the Vachons weren't satisfied. Butcher clubbed Larry across the back, knocking him to the mat! Curt tried to come to the rescue, but Breznikov pulled him off the ring apron and began beating him with this riding crop. Larry managed to get to his knees, but Butcher trapped his arms, allowing Mad Dog to punch him repeatedly on the head. Once Larry collapsed to the mat, Mad Dog viciously scraped his boot across Larry's forehead, opening a nasty gash. Butcher pulled Larry back to his knees and sunk his teeth into Hennig's forehead, sending blood spurting. THE IRON SHEIK arrived, and assisted Breznikov in putting the boots to Curt on the arena floor. Just as Iron Sheik was loading his boot, BOB & BRAD ARMSTRONG dashed to ringside! The Armstrongs and the Hennigs were able to turn the tide of the battle, and Breznikov quickly called for his men to retreat to the locker room.

Breznikov: The Foreign Legion has struck a blow against the wicked Satan! Destruction to the evil Americans!


JR: How about that, wrestling fans? The US Tag Team Champions just came out to resuce the number one contenders! And it looks like Bob Armstrong is back to 100% on that leg. Too bad we can't say the same thing about Larry The Axe- he got busted up pretty badly. The Hennigs are now in line for a shot at the Armstrongs, but indeed both these teams are in agreement in their opposition to Nikita Breznikov and the Vachon Brothers. What a dramatic turn of events! And before the dust has settled, we still have our Main Event to come! Another Tag Team Championship and another heated rivalry awaits, Old School Style!



MAIN EVENT: HEARTLAND CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
OX BAKER & LARRY ZBYSZKO (w/ BOBBY "THE BRAIN" HEENAN) (c) vs. THE NEW AGE OUTLAWS (KIP JAMES & BG JAMES w/ OLIVER HUMPERDINK)
Zbyszko and Baker were unstoppable in this showdown! Kip James was the victim of a perfectly executed strategy, as the champions florred him with a devastating double clothesline. Zbyszko then hurled Kip to the arena floor, and pounded him down severely against the steel security railing! Heenan kept referee Charles Robinson occupied, while Baker held off BG James and allowed Zbyszko to administer more punishment. Zbyszko hurled Kip back into the ring, and finished him off as Baker dispatched BG.

WINNERS: OX BAKER & LARRY ZBYSZKO
(Zbyszko pinned Kip with a Piledriver)

OX BAKER & LARRY ZBYSZKO RETAIN THE HCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP


JR: A powerful statement by the tag team champions! Ladies and gentlemen-

Before JR can finish his finale, BOBBY HEENAN strides to the table and grabs the microphone.

Heenan: You see that, Outlaws? How about the rest of HCW? Look, humanoids, it's not 2008 any more! You bozos can have your Tag Team of the Year award. 2009 is the year of the Heenan Family, and nobody will stop us!

Heenan throws down the microphone and returns to the celebration with his champions.


JR: No question, I cannot argue with Bobby Heenan on this night. His tag team continues to roll over the competition. Even the best team of 2008 was no match for Baker and Zbyszko here tonight. It has been a night of dominant performances indeed, but none moreso than our tag team champions. Mr. Heenan is certainly on a roll! One week from tonight, we'll see his United States Heavyweight Champion, RAY "CRIPPLER" STEVENS, defend his title against a formidable challenger in one BOBO BRAZIL. So be sure to tune in next Saturday night! And don't forget, the HCW telecast of Wednesday Night Warfare this week as DAYTONDAVE and his crew will be back in action! Until then, fans, so long from the Hoosier State!



Old School United States Champion: RAY "THE CRIPPLER" STEVENS
Old School Tag Team Champions: BOB AND BRAD ARMSTRONG
Old School Great Lakes Champion: NICK BOCKWINKEL