Post by Darth Turkish on Jan 31, 2008 15:59:41 GMT -5
Now we all know Joe Rogan, actor turned UFC colorman. While I appreciate his interest and passion for MMA, his calls during fights are not always right.
Roe Jogan is a parody of Joe Rogan. He appeared in my POFC fed at my last card where he was summarily chewed out by Gunnar.
Use this chart to add some flavor to your MMA cards. Roll 2d6 when a KO/ SUB has been rolled. Check the level of Offense the move came from.
Roe Jogan is a parody of Joe Rogan. He appeared in my POFC fed at my last card where he was summarily chewed out by Gunnar.
Use this chart to add some flavor to your MMA cards. Roll 2d6 when a KO/ SUB has been rolled. Check the level of Offense the move came from.
| Joe Rogan | Use this chart when KO/ SUB has been rolled. Use appropriate level of offense |
| Roll | Result for Striking Offense |
| 2 | They call that move the Floating Swallowtail Butterfly Tiger Kick in Kung Fu! |
| 3 | Ooooh! What a crushing knee! He's done! |
| 4 | He used excellent footwork to set that combo and nail him! Wow! |
| 5 | Wham! He took that elbow flush on the chin! Goodnight! |
| 6 | Great combo of punches! He might get the KO!!! |
| 7 | He rocked him! He's rocked!!!! |
| 8 | What an awesome shot there! |
| 9 | Brutal low kicks are causing serious bruising on the thigh! |
| 10 | His boxing is so fast and crisp, it is incredible! |
| 11 | Boom! That was a devastating spinning blade kick right there! |
| 12 | What a vicious flying atomic Thai knee attack right there! I thought I saw a tooth fly out! |
| Roll | Result for Clinch Offense |
| 2 | He has that over / under hook in and the rotates his hips and then WHAM!! |
| 3 | Those are some punishing body shots!! |
| 4 | Oh! Nice whizzer!! |
| 5 | Did you see the elevation on that slam?!?!?! |
| 6 | What a brutal takedown! |
| 7 | That was an awesome slam!! |
| 8 | Whoa!!! Some kind of judo throw right there! |
| 9 | He is a master of the clinch; if you are in there, you are done. Total, total control! |
| 10 | He was totally owned with that takedown! |
| 11 | He just threw him out of his socks! |
| 12 | Those Flaming Dragon Knee strikes to the stomach and ribs sap your breath, sap you energy. This fight is over! |
| Roll | Result for Grappling Offense |
| 2 | He stepped over and secured the leg! This hold is extremely difficult to escape! |
| 3 | Look at those powerful shots! He is out! He is out! |
| 4 | Nice roll over sweep into a kimura! |
| 5 | He is a jiu jitsu master! His submission skills are sick! |
| 6 | Brutal ground and pound here; no one does it better! |
| 7 | He's gonna get it! He got him!!! |
| 8 | I don't think he's got the... wait... wait he's got him. It's over! |
| 9 | He's gonna break the arm! |
| 10 | He's gotta pull the leg down and lock on that triangle for it to work right. |
| 11 | He is dangerous with submissions from his open Mr. Fantastic X guard! |
| 12 | He is going to go for a gogoplata! That is a very complex move! He might have it!!! |
