TNE's VENISON!Card 387 - 1.09Location : The iMPACT! Studios - Weeds, England
Television : Pay-Per-View
Sponsor : SlapJims Snacks
Theme Song : "Hey Super Moon" by Moodina Pond
* Opening Video *This is TNE, the new Hoof of Professional Wrestling...A video showcases
TNE Wrestlers from
Rough House Irish to
Party Harty and we then are taken
LIVE to the
iMPACT! Studio where the
.09 Venison pay-per-view kicks of with
Epitome,
Dark Star Creature,
Sharpshooter,
Czbatka,
Genocide,
"Blackjack" Ron Walker and the
Bully Beatdown Bureau are lined up down the entrance ramp and over the sound system
"Soda -n- Circumstances" is played and walking out to
Mike Tye yelling thats the
"Universal Alien" is
G.Q.Stratus, then the music changes to
"MooMoo Child Remix" by
Betsi Hamdrix are
Enthusiastic Eric and the
"Immortal" Big Superstar!
This is when Enthusiastic Eric who was bouncing off the ropes stopped and talked about how he and
Big Superstar pulled the whool over
Dixie Farmer and they now control TNE Wrestling, then Big Superstar speaks...
Big Superstar : Brutha Eric you know it jack that we are in control and joining us in running the show is G.Q.Stratus. Now for those who are not in with these wrestlers at ringside are on the outside of the power group known as
IFC brutha...
G.Q.Stratus : Woooooooo! Like BS said your not with us, your a**h**** against us and the two groups your looking at as one are
Immortal and
Fortune Cookie, ( Stratus looking to the crowd ) shut up fatso, or I'll wine and dine your wife before I slap the taste out of your mouth...
This is when
Enthusiastic Eric talks about what wrestlers are in what factions and
Immortal are
Epitome,
Dark Star Creature,
Team Security of
Sharpshooter and
Czbatka. In
Fortune Cookie who are managed by the
"Universal Alien" G.Q.Stratus are
Genocide,
"Blackjack" Ron Walker,
Bully Beatdown Bureau of
Huge and
Massive. When all parties are done talking
Party Harty with folding chair in hand charges the ring with the crowd cheering for him drops the chair and shakes the hand of the
"Immortal" Big Superstar who says Party Harty is
Immortal 4 Life and everyone exits the ring with the crowd jeering...
MOUSAWA vs.
BUST UP {INJ}Note : This match saw both wrestlers go toe-to-toe in a hard fought battle, but the "Lacerta Laughing Machine" Bust Up is
DISQUALIFIED for Smashing a Beer Bottle over Mousawa's head and your winner is
MOUSAWA!
After this match
Kristy Emmy is backstage with
Enthusiastic Eric who talks about the motto of
IFC is
"Immortal Fortune Cookie is a never ending fortune of bad luck for those who oppose the IFC" and then we return to the ring...
SAWTOOTH vs.
EPITOMENote : There was something wrong with Epitome who was finished off when Sawtooth delivered a
BAYOU BOMB and your winner is
SAWTOOTH!
CLICK HERE FOR THE ΛXXPLOSION WEBCAST PAGE...( TNE Half-a-Globe Wrestling Non-Championship Match )
( Grudge Match )
MINISTER MASSACRE vs.
BULLY BRUTE (C)Note : Bully Brute wouldn't lock up with Minister Massacre at first, but these two then battled in a very good showdown that ended with Bully Brute delivering a
DECAPITATOR and your winner is
BULLY BRUTE!
After the match
Bully Brute lays in a few extra shots and spits on
Massive before he exits the ring...
Mike Tye : Raz I'm shocked and disgusted at not only the two big names entering TNE, but we get a third one too...
Raz : Mike this new power faction
IFC come into TNE Wrestling shaking up the core foundation, all I can say it's a ball bustin deal...
CLICK HERE TO CHECK OUT THE TNE ROSTER...( TNE E Division Wrestling Championship Match )
RON WALKER W/G.Q.STRATUS vs.
RAY III (C)Note : These two were high flying all over the place, but G.Q.Stratus changed the out come when he distracted Ray III and "Blackjack" Ron Walker delivers a
HEART OF TEXAS on Ray III and your winner and new champion is
RON WALKER!
( TNE World Tag Team Wrestling Championship Match )
LOCKE-N-KEY {INJ} vs.
ROUGH HOUSE IRISH (C)Note : Allan Locke and Jeff P held their own against Grappler Galvin Kincade and Crusher Cahan O'Neil, but the RHI took command of the match and Crusher Cahan O'Neil delivers a
BANGOR BOMB on the injured Jeff P and your winners are the
ROUGH HOUSE IRISH!
After the match
Mike Tye and
Raz talk about how it's good to see a non
IFC member continuing on as champions in the
Rough House Irish and then we see a highlight video of how
Party Harty attacked
Crac Rocco before we head to
Jeremy Roadrash who announces the competitors for the main event match...
* MAIN EVENT -
( TNE World Heavyweight Wrestling Non-Championship Match )
CRAC ROCCO {INJ} vs.
PARTY HARTY (C) W/BIG SUPERSTARNote : The crowd chanted "Crac" over and over in this match while most jeered Harty, but these two battled for a spell and then Party Harty delivers a
BOMBED SWAN and your winner is
PARTY HARTY!
After this match
Party Harty and the
"Immortal" Big Superstar are in the ring with arms raised in victory with yellow&red streamers falling down around them and this scene ends the
.09 Venison pay-per-view...
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