JR: Good evening fans!!! We're LIVE from Andromeda 6 for the GREAT ANDROMEDAN BASH!!! I'm Johnny Rocket along with Mot and Kram at ringside. Mot. Kram. This should be one fantastic night of action if you're a true wrestling fan!
Mot: Very true. The Bash is one of my favorite PPV's of the year and this one is one of the better line ups in recent memory.
Kram: Even if you are a moron and not a true wrestling fan, you should like this card!!! You'd have to be STUPID not to!!! Just look at the talent on this card. You have the likes of Totalis, G.Q. Stratus, Troyboy. Assassin Z, Mercury Rising, Strong & The M.V.P's Overtime and Varsity!!! And to top it off, a huge 30 Animen Battle Royal!!! How can you not like that!?
JR: Hard to argue with you Kram! Fans, tonight, Z Champ, Pride defends his title against the Animan Bookeroo. Guys, these two have had quite the history the past few weeks!
Mot: Yeah, Bookeroo has been a thorn in the side of Pride as of late. He's been in his business, interfering in matches, attempted sneak attacks! You name, Bookeroo is doing everything he can to get inside Pride's head!
Kram: And that's what you have to do!! Bookeroo is smart people! He knows what he has to do to get a shot at the top! And it's working! I think tonight, Bookeroo makes a huge impact! The Z will be rocked at it's core! We could very well see a new champion tonight!!!
Johnny: That remains to be seen. But we'll cover more action as we move along. Let's head to the ring for our first match up of the evening!
Rayd's theme music hits, bringing out the Innovator of Violence and his tag team partner, the demented Harm! Rayd lights up his Stun Rod, sending a big flash of lightning across the arena, as Harm walks slowly to the ring, with the towel covering his head. They roll into the ring, Rayd very confident and cocky as Harm looks like he'd rather be somewhere else.
Mercury Rising's theme plays, as Professor announces his team as The Phenomenal Swift swoops into the ring, lighting up the arena as he flies into the ring. Rayd and Harm make quick exits as Swift lands on the top turnbuckle, with no emotions on his face. Sudden enters the ring and cuts a promo that he's going to stop Rayd, Harm and the rest of the Sagitta Rogues and end this war!
Curtain Opener:
Rayd & Harm vs. Mercury Rising.The Phenomenal Swift and Harm started things off. Swift was getting the better of Harm, who made haste to his corner and tagged in Rayd. Rayd catches Swift with a couple TRENDSETTA'S but couldn't keep the Mercurian Monster down! Soon after, Harm hops down off the apron, and walks slowly away from ringside, toward the locker rooms. Rayd, confused about what he's doing, hollars at him "Where are you going?" No response by Harm as he continues to walk. Swift tagged in Professor Sudden, who hits Rayd with SUDDEN IMPACT and gets a 3 count! Big win for Mercury Rising!
Morbid's music hits, bringing out the hardcore veteran. The fans give a loud pop as Morbid has become one of the most respected wrestlers in the Z over the years! He enters the ring and crosses his arms in a X as he poses for the fans!
Sledgend's theme plays, bringing out the massive man from Orion! He is clearly frustrated with Morbid and the past couple of weeks as these two have pointed fingers and blamed each other for the failure of Rage Against The Machine team! Sledgend enters the ring with purpose and gets right in the face of Morbid! The bell sounds.
Match 2:
Morbid vs. Sledgend.Morbid shows up Sledgend in a fairly lopsided match up. Morbid locks in MORBIDLY CRUEL and Sledgend is forced to tap out! After the match, Sledgend takes exception of Morbid's quick win and grabs a steel chair. He walloped Morbid from behind and then used SHATTERING DEVASTATION onto the steel chair! Morbid is out and injured 2 cards.
Torn's theme music plays, bringing out the ever so confused and lost soul. He clearly shows his torment and frustration as he walks to the ring! He covers his ears, as trying to block any sounds. As if he is hearing the voices inside his head louder than ever! He enters the ring and paces back and forth like a animal.
Tyrro's theme plays, as the alien makes his way out. The fans give a nice ovation as the lights dim and we see Tyrro glow even brighter than in the past! What does the glow mean? And why is it brighter now than ever? He enters the ring, ready to compete.
Match 3:
Tyrro vs. Torn.The action started out fast and furious, both exchanging some good offense. Tyrro battled back midway through and hit his BROTTAS BOMB, but Torn managed to kick out at the last second to stay alive. Later on Torn used his TRAUMATIZED fire ball when the referee wasn't looking to get the win! After the match, Torn snaps as he pummels Tyrro with a bunch of punches to the head! Officials come in and break it up.
Assassin Z comes to the ring, and leaps over the top rope, doing a somersault in the middle of the ring. He does a grand stand in the middle of the ring with the flash photography going off like strobe lights! He prepares for his match.
Leviathan's theme plays, bringing out the dragon man from Osiris. He holds a smirk on his face, like the cat who ate the canary! He points to the Assassin and reminds him, "if you want the knowledge I possess, come and take it from me....if you can!" Leviathan leaps over the top rope into the ring. A swift and agile animal for his size. This match should be not for the feint of heart! the bell sounds.
Match 4:
Assassin Z vs. Leviathan.Great back and forth action as these two pulled out all the aerial assaults they could muster, doing whatever they could to take each other out! Assassin Z gains control and used his ROLLING OLYMPIC HELL and had the match won! Xymbiote comes rushing down the aisle and pulls the referee out of the ring before he could count to three. Xymbiote and Leviathan double team Assassin Z as the referee called for the bell DQing Leviathan for the outside interference. Assassin Z fights back and sends Xymbiote and Leviathan reeling and to the outside the ring! Assassin Z then leaped over the top rope and crushed both Xymbiote and Leviathan on the floor before exiting the arena!
The M.V.P.'s theme plays, bringing out Overtime and Varsity. They enter the ring as they wait for their tag team partner to enter.....
Strong's theme plays, bringing out the mastodon from Dimension D! Strong enters the ring and stops and looks right at Overtime. He obviously hasn't forgotten his Hall of Fame match with Overtime recently and the two stare down each other. Then Strong continues to pose for his fans, flexing both arms right in the middle of the ring!
Out comes G.Q. Stratus, with Totalis and Parox right behind him! G.Q. Stratus showboats his way down the aisle, full of self confidence. Nobody on this team lacks any self confidence and they are tailor made teammates. Justin Case comes out a little later to be in their corner. The bell sounds as we're ready to rumble in this six man tag team event!
Match 5.
Strong & The M.V.P.'s vs. G.Q. Stratus, Totalis & Parox w/ Justin Case.Complete and udder carnage, as Strong destroyed the competition tonight! He smashed Parox with Demolition Factor to get the win for his team! After the match, Overtime went to give Strong a "high Five" congrats, and Strong just shoved him away and leaves the ring. Overtime and Varsity are left not sure what that was all about?!
The Galactic Horsemen theme plays, bringing out O-Zone Champion Troyboy w/ Justin Case. Troyboy always full of confidence, banters with the fans as he struts with his title proudly. He enters the ring and raises it high in the air for Animen crowd to see!
The Challenger, Nemean's music hits, bringing out the Ravager youth! Never one who lacks confidence either, he strolls down the ring, pointing to the fans, holding up their signs. Pyro goes off as Nemean enters the ring and hits all four corners for poses! The fans are pumped up for this match as Nemean is always a gamer! The bell sounds and we're ready to rumble!
Match 6:
O-Zone Championship Match.The Challenger: Nemean vs. The Champion: Troyboy.
Fantastic match up as Nemean really put the hurt on Troyboy! It looked as if we were on the path of having a New O-Zone Champion! But looks can be deceiving as Troyboy somehow pulled it out, hitting his finisher RUMP THUMP late to get the win and retain his O-Zone title!
Hegemony's theme plays, as Honey Bunny comes out with Hegemony hoisted high on her shoulders! Hegemony has a mic in hand, as he does all his talking while Honey Bunny walks down the aisle! He makes fun of Ares, calling him a "big dummy" and how he "knew all along that Honey Bunny was playing him for a fool!" Is it true? Or is Hegemony just trying to save face tonight?
Ares' theme plays, bringing out the big Spartan! He walks to the ring wasting little time! He gets in the ring and heads right toward Hegemony, who's standing directly behind Honey Bunny. Honey Bunny doesn't budge an inch. Ares gets nose to nose with Honey Bunny as they stare each other down! The bell sounds as Honey Bunny looks at Hegemony and then exits the ring to her man's corner. We're ready to go!
Match 7.
Ares vs. Hegemony w/ Honey Bunny.Ares just cleans house with Hegemony tonight. He then sets up for the SPARTAN SLAM. Honey Bunny interferes in the match, causing a DQ! Hegemony then pulls Honey Bunny off and says "I got this Honey!" Hegemony starts to put the boots to Ares, but it didn't seem to do much damage. In fact, it seemed to wake Ares up and get him even more fired up! Hegemony realizes his boots were meant for walking and not kicking, and makes a hasty retreat! Ares gives chase as Hegemony runs like a scolded dog!
backstage: On the Spot Interview with Mot and Kram.
Mot: Fans, I know this guy is no stranger here in the Andromeda Sector! Won't you please welcome our guest at this time.....
JOHN CEBRA!!!!
A HUGE Ovation for John Cebra! He comes out to ringside, giving a salute to the fans, before settling down with Mot and Kram!
Mot: Welcome John! I must say, I'm a big fan!
Kram: That makes one of us! Barf!
John: Glad to be here and Kram, this is for you....(gives Kram the U CAN'T "C" ME! gesture)!
Kram: Real mature!
Mot: DECORUM PLEASE! John, everyone is wondering, when are you coming to the Z full time? We've seen you here and there, I know you've been busy here on Andromeda, with the AWA (Andromeda Wrestling Alliance), and making some camo appearances at special Z events. Are you going to sign a full time deal with the Z?
John: I would love to do that. Just have to work some of the finer details out with Mr. Nexus, and we'll go from there. But I would very much like to be here at the Z soon!
Kram: What's the rush? I mean, we already got one goody goody as the Z Champion in Pride. We certainly don't have room for anymore of these Donkeys, suck up to the fans, morons here in the Z.
Mot: He's not a Donkey, he's a zebra! Geesh Kram!
Kram: Whatever.
Mot: Speaking of Pride, if you do sign Cebra, can we expect that you'll have your sights on the Z title upon arrival?
Cebra: Well, The Z title is definitely going to be one of my goals upon getting here, I don't know if it's going to be.....
Bookeroo's theme plays, bringing out the Kangaroo Animan!
Bookeroo: Now hold on one second. Ain't nobody getting any title shots around here unless their name is BOOKEROO. Now can you dig that, sucka? Hop to it!
Mr. Pig Piggidy's theme plays, bringing out another top draw in the AWA. He makes his way down to ringside and grabs a mic.
Piggidy: While we got everyone here, let me introduce myself. My name is ...... MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISTER PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGIDDY! PIGGIDY! And as long as we're talking about one of my favorite things, Championship titles, let's talk about my most favorite thing to talk about. ME! Now Bookeroo, you have your title shot tonight. That's all good. But when the dust settles, I think I should be right there to take the title from whoever is holding it for me! Because we are talking about the best here, right? And I think we all know who the best is around here, don't we!?
Brown Starfish's theme plays, bringing out the brash and larger than brown Starfish! He's wearing his "Down With The Brown....'Cuz I'm AWESOME!" T-shirt as he makes his way to ringside!
BS: We certainly know who the best is! That would be me! BECAUSE I'M DOWN WITH THE BROWN......AND I'M AWWWWWWWWWWWESOME!!!!
Mot: Wow, it's getting a little crowded down here Kram!
Kram: Is their a Galactic Phonebooth near by? Perhaps we could cram everyone in there? It would be the same difference!?
Bookeroo: All ya sucka's are gonna have to wait in line, because I'm going to be the next Z champion and not you (Cebra), or YOU (Piggidy) and especially NOT YOU (Starfish) deserve a title shot afterwards! So get to hoppin'!
Cebra: We'll just see about that, won't we!?
Soon, all the Animen are fighting and exchanging blows. Soon afterwards, a bunch more Animen join the fight from the back as a big rumble breaks loose!
Shukra's theme music plays, bringing out the Venusian Warrior for his title match opportunity for the Steel Championship. He enters the Cosmic Cage as the fans are rabid after that last segment of the Animen brawling.
The Steel Champ Grash comes out to the ring, with his Belt over his shoulder, walking with pride and confidence. He shows no signs of fear as he enters the cage and hands his belt over to the referee who holds it high in the air for the fans to see. The bell sounds
Match 8:
Steel Championship Match inside the Cosmic Steel Cage!
Challenger: Shukra vs. Champion: Grash.Awesome match up! Grash pulled out all the stops tonight! He even hit Shukra with the Steel Title, but just couldn't put Shukra down for the count! Shukra battled back and hit his ONSLAUGHT to get the victory and win the title! NEW STEEL CHAMPION - SHUKRA!!!
Magnifico's theme music plays, bringing out the Sudden Death Champion! He enters the ring and poses for the fans in the corners and then jumps down to the mat and prepares for his match. But who's going to be his opponent tonight? A Animan? A Legend? Who?
Out comes Ensor! The Martian Defense Fighter blows away the crowd as they know this GWF superstar comes here to fight with honor and integrity! He enters the ring and prepares for his title opportunity! the bell sounds as both wrestlers touch fists in a sign of mutual respect! Odd to see Magnifico do this, which just goes to show how much respect these two have for one another!
Match 9:
Sudden Death Championship:
Champion: Magnifico. Challenger: EnsorMatch went back and forth and you can tell that Magnifico was getting frustrated at not being able to finish off Ensor like he was hoping to do. Ensor continued to put on the pressure and keep the Sudden Death Champ guessing at what was coming next! After being shown up a little too often, Magnifico starts to get angry and resorts to cheap shots and then later managed to hit his SLAVE DRIVER after a groin shot to retain his title! After the match, former Sudden Death champion, Jack Rabbid rushes the ring and hits Magnifico from behind and then used his HARE STOMP two times, to lay Magnifico out. Then the demented Rabbid gives one to Ensor too for good measure, before leaving the ringside area, cackling the whole way! Magnifico hurt 2 cards.
The Tag Team Champs, Narcotik and Gemin aka The Agony and The Extascy make their way to the ring. A mixed reaction for the duo as some don't care for Narcotik's "open drug policy", but seemed to still like Gemin, even if he's teaming with a druggie.
Homage's theme music plays, bringing out Spirit World, the challengers. After their impressive non title victory over the tag team champs, the championship committee saw fit to sign them to a title match! The bell sounds as Homage and Narcotik start things off.
Match 10:
GWFZ Tag Team Championship.
The Challengers: Spirit World. The Champions: The Agony & The Extascy.Homage gained the early advantage, but Narcotik turned things around and tagged in Gemin. Homage tagged in Revelation as well, as these two exchanged some offense before Gemin took the control. Gemin hit Mad As Hell (Thesz press with pummeling fists) to knock Revelation right out and Gemin gets the win! Homage was cut off from making a save!
Narcotik then attacks Revelation after the match, which surprised the crowd! They were not expecting this from him tonight! Homage finally got back into the ring, and tossed Narcotik out of the ring, but the damage has been done to Revelation. Revelation hurt 1 card.
Nightmare Nikki's theme plays, bringing out the Goth Vampire.
The Z Woman's champ, Irish Bratz comes out. the fans have really gotten behind Bratz as of late as she has really brought her "A" game every time she comes to the ring and has not shy'd away from a challenge. Nightmare Nikki has not taken her eyes off of her since she's come out. A bone chilling look that leaves you with an eerie feeling in the pit of your stomach. (And I don't think it was that bean burrito you had for lunch either!) The bell sounds.
Match 11:
For the GWFZ Woman's Title!
The Challenger: Nightmare Nikki. The Champion: Irish Bratz.Nightmare Nikki had the match won! Or so it seemed. Nikki hit her finisher RAVER'S REVENGE, but some how Irish Bratz managed to get her shoulder up just in the nick of time! Nightmare Nikki was beside herself that she didn't pin her right there! As Nikki argued the count with the referee, that allowed Irish Bratz to get back up and she took the advantage, soon hitting her CELTIC EYE BOMB to get the win and retain her Woman's title!
Miss Andromeda Mandy's theme music plays, bringing out Mandy, Pitch Black and Daisy Graze to the ring. The Animen crowd gives a nice ovation for the returning Ms. Andromeda! They certainly do love her here!
Destina's theme music plays, bringing out the Aethran Warrior with Honey Bunny and Sabre. A loud chorus of boos rings out, but it doesn't seem to bother these gals! Their eyes haven't left their opponent's as you could cut the tension with a knife! The bell sounds as Destina and Pitch Black start things off.
Match 12:
Pitch Black, Ms. Andromeda Mandy & Daisy Graze vs. Honey Bunny, Destina & Sabre!Destina was showing up Pitch Black, but once again, Mandy had the last laugh. She made a pin save and then Pitch Black and Mandy hit a double team move. Shortly after that, Pitch Black used EVENOMATION on Destina to get the win! After the match, a brawl broke out. Daisy Graze and Sabre started fighting outside the ring, where Sabre shot Graze into the titanium steps! Honey Bunny gets stung by Pitch Black, taking her out. Mandy levels Sabre with her bag to tricks, knocking her out. Then Mandy had Pitch Black hold up Destina and sprays her in the face with some mace! Destina drops to the ground, screaming in pain, rubbing her eyes! Destina hurt 1 card.
Match 13:
HUGE 30 ANIMAN BATTLE ROYAL!!!Participants:Bruder Galgen, Jack Rabbid, Mousawa, Salami Joe, Umagapotamus, Xiongmao, LAX (Lost Animals Xchange), Flying Zoo, Jungle Warriors, Barnyard Brawler, Thundering Herd, Mange, El Hijo Del Burro, Brown Starfish, John Cebra, Black Sheep, Slaughterhouse, Funky Soul Hound, Mr. Pig Piggidy, Saint Bernard, Hanuman, Dark Star Creature, Cuddly Claw, Plethador, Kevin GnashOrder of ELIMINATION:1. Malkuth by Bandito of LAX
2. Brown Starfish by Crazy Horse
3. Bruder Galgen by Skrit & Bandito of LAX
4. Skrit by Mousawa
5. Black Sheep by Mr. Pig Piggidy
6. Shell Shocker by Barnyard Brawler
7. El Hijo Del Burro by Mr. Pig Piggidy
8. Barnyard Brawler by Saint Bernard
9. Mange by Tusk
10. Hanuman by Panther Warrior
11. Sitting Bull by Dark Star Creature
12. Funky Soul Hound by Salami Joe
13. John Cebra by Mr. Pig Piggidy
14. Plethador by Bandito & Pouch of LAX
15. Umagapotamus by Bandito of LAX
16. Jack Rabbid by Panther Warrior & Tusk
17. Mr. Pig Piggidy by Crazy Horse
18. Dark Star Creature by Mousawa
19. Mousawa by Cuddly Claw
20. Xiongmao by Cuddly Claw
21. Saint Bernard by Pouch of LAX
22. Pouch by Kevin Gnash
23. Tusk by Panther Warrior
24. Salami Joe by Crazy Horse
25. Crazy Horse by Cuddly Claw
26. Cuddly Claw by Bandito of LAX
27. Slaughterhouse by Bandito of LAX
28. Panther Warrior by Bandito of LAX
29. Bandito by Kevin Gnash
WINNER - BIG KITTY SNOOZE Kevin Gnash!JR: Wow fans, all that's left is the Main Event! What a stellar card thus far! And how about that big battle Royal?
Mot: Big Kitty Snooze looked to be playing possum. He stayed out of harms way and was he ever the opportunist at the end, making the eliminations when the time was right!
Kram: And what a great showing by the Lost Animal Xchange! They showed great team work throughout and Bandito getting the most eliminations of the night! They are some crafty little suckers! Deviously sneaky!
John Cebra's theme plays, and out comes the zebranation superstar comes out and comes to the ringside announce table, takes a seat and puts on the headset!
JR: What do we owe this unexpected visit John?
John: Let's just say I'm taking a special interest in this main event and I wanted an up close and personal viewing of it! So you don't mind if I sit with you guys and add some flavor to the broadcast?!
Mot: I certainly don't mind! Anytime brother!
Kram: I MIND! Man, Cebra, you're cramping my style man!!!
John: Dude, you don't have style.
Bookeroo's theme plays, bringing out the Animan Kangaroo. The crowd gives him a good ovation as these Animen love Bookeroo as much as they do John Cebra! I think Pride is going to face a hostile crowd here tonight!
Here comes Pride out, with red, white and blue pyro going off as the Animen crowd start to boo and hiss loudly. Never before had the champion faced this sort of hostility towards him! This would be like Pride fighting in a handicap match, Bookeroo and the fans! Can Pride overcome these odds?
Match 14:
For the Z Championship!
The Challenger: Bookeroo. The Champion: Pride.What a tremendous match up. Bookeroo was finally getting showed up during the match. Bookeroo did manage to get some shots in, but Pride was just too much for him tonight! Bookeroo escapes to the outside. Pride goes out after him! Bookeroo takes the advantage and tosses Pride into the guardrails, right next to John Cebra! Bookeroo and Cebra have words.
Bookeroo tosses Pride back into the ring. But before Bookeroo goes back into the ring, he gets into another war of words with John Cebra at the announce table. Cebra stands up and Bookeroo gives him a shove. Cebra retaliates with punches to the face! Soon all hell breaks loose and the referee loses all control! He calls for the bell and throws the match out as this match went out of control with Pride, Cebra and Bookeroo all getting into a brawl! Pride retains his title, but I think this one is far from over!!!
end of show.
