GWFZ Presents All Earth Zone

[maddog1981]

As I've said in a few other threads. This is going to run like an old school territory like Mid-Atlantic. There will be a monthly arena show with big matches and television will be squash matches that build up to these arena shows. There will be some occasional feature matches on television though. The time frame I'm shooting for is 1979-1985 range.

The roster for All Earth Zone:

Pride
Ares
Achilles
Ajax
Irish Heat
Daiskuke Sengoku - Earth-Japan All World Champion
Atlas - CWA Heavyweight Champion
Grillz
Deftone
"Natural Man" Bobby Roberts
Joe Olson
Dogma
Akuma
Kanazawa
Exzcutioner
"Hardcore" Jim Steel
Ace
Blindside
Chalupacabra
Dr. Payne
Mike Quackenbush
Kevin Butcher
Rotweiler Dan
Undercover Alien
Big Superstar
Freak Out
Blade Machismo
Olympus

and many more...

[maddog1981]

The scene opens with a big block on tank tracks. It's wearing a cowboy hat and has a stereo speaker and a light as it's only features.

Robot: Howdy! I'm J.R.-Bot5000. I was built with all of the audio recordings taken from popular 20th century announcer Jim Ross. GWFZ Commissioner Stellar Nexus has hired me as the voice of the All Earth Zone. I would like to welcome the new color commentator with a few video packages...



Morbo joins J.R.-Bot5000

Morbo: Thank you! All humans are vermin in the eyes of Morbo.

J.R.: Hello, how are the kids?

Morbo: Belligerent and numerous.

J.R.: Let's get down to business. We have the tournament brackets for the Earth World Title tournament that will be coming up in a couple of days. Morbo and I will be giving you our thoughts about the 8 first round match ups.

Morbo: I WILL DESTROY YOU!

There's an awkward silence as J.R. and Morbo stare at each other for several seconds.

J.R.: The first match up in the tournament will be Pride vs. Kevin Butcher.

Morbo: Morbo does not know who this Kevin Butcher is. Kevin Butcher is obviously an inferior specimen to Pride. Morbo picks Pride.

J.R.: Rumor is that the All Earth booker thought he was booking Necro Butcher and got Kevin Butcher instead.

Morbo: That is unacceptable. Morbo will devour the booker for this oversight...

J.R.: Next up for the tournament is Ace vs. Mike Quackenbush. That's a really interesting match up there. I kind of like Mike Quackenbush in this match.

Morbo: Morbo disagrees.

J.R.: Freak Out vs. Grillz is next up. I think Freak Out is clearly the favorite here. I don't think Grillz has enough experience as a tag team wrestler yet.

Morbo: Morbo agrees. Freak Out will easily defeat the vermin known as Grillz.

J.R.: Atlas vs. Daiskuke Sengoku rounds out the first half of the tournament. This one is going to be a real slobber-knocker if you ask me. That Atlas is a real hoss but I have to give the edge to Sengoku.

Morbo: Foolish J.R.-Bot. Your home spun cliches do not cover for your lack of wisdom. Atlas is the obvious favorite here. Sengoku has never wrestled outside of Japan before. He will fold on such a large stage.

J.R.: Stay right there fans. We'll be back after these commercial breaks with the other half of the Earth World Title tournament bracket.

[maddog1981]

J.R.: And we're back. Big Superstar takes on Undercover Alien as we start into the second half of the bracket. I have to give this one to Big Superstar. He likes to boast but you can't argue with his success in the squared circle.

Morbo: How can a circle be squared? This confuses and enrages Morbo...

J.R.: Just pick...

Morbo: Morbo will pick good friend Big Superstar. He once slammed a 975 lb. Giant in the late 1980s...

J.R.: Ares vs. Blindside. I think this one is a no brainer. Ares will walk over Blindside with an easy win in the first round.

Morbo: Morbo agrees. I have no faith in a tag team wrestler trying to compete in a singles tournament. Ares is a time tested fighter in the GWFZ and he will beat Blindside to move on to the quarter-finals.

J.R.: Joe Olson vs. "Hardcore" Jim Steel. This is another toss up. I'll take Joe Olson. I think he's going to make quite a name for himself in this tournament. But he's got a tough one in that hoss Jim Steel.

Morbo: Jim Steel. He is a savvy veteran and will easily take down this newcomer Joe Olson.

J.R.: And our final match... Irish Heat vs. "Natural Man" Bobby Roberts. Irish Heat is a beer-drinking, ass kicker and there's nothing than I love better than a drunken ass kicking...

Morbo: Morbo picks the Natural Man. I do not think that Irish Heat can not get disqualified in this match.

J.R.: My pick for this tournament is Pride...

Morbo: Morbo picks good friend Big Superstar...

J.R.: That's it for us, stay tuned for some words from the tournament participants.

[maddog1981]

All Earth World Title Tournament:

Pride vs. Kevin Butcher
Ace vs. Mike Quackenbush
Freak Out vs. Grillz
Atlas vs. Daiskuke Sengoku
Big Superstar vs. Undercover Alien
Ares vs. Blindside
Joe Olson vs. "Hardcore" Jim Steel
Irish Heat vs. "Natural Man" Bobby Roberts

[maddog1981]

World Wide Wrestling Preview:

Who won the Earth World Title? Pride? Big Superstar? Irish Heat? Tune in to the debut episode of All Earth World Wide Wrestling to find out who was crowned the newest Earth World Champion.

J.R.-Bot5000 and Morbo will be hosting the most action packed hour of wrestling that holovision has ever seen. All of the stars of Earth will be here.

Kevin Butcher is a man out of time. He's doing the only thing he knows... wrestle. Butcher will be in action this week as he begins his journey to glory in the GWFZ.

The Master Assassin will be in the building and he's bringing the Masked Assassins with him. Akuma, Dogma, Exzcutioner and Kanazawa will be backing up the main Assassin as he comes into the All Earth Zone. What dastardly plans will the Master Assassin have for the citizens of Earth?

The nGo will be in the building as well. Did Big Superstar win the Earth World Title? Did Freak Out? Either way the nGo will be up to no good as they make their debut on World Wide Wrestling.

It's six man tag team action as Mike Quackenbush and the Titan Bulldogs are in action. Quackenbush is bringing in two of his best friends from Titan to show the Masked Assassins that he's not a total pushover.

Ace will be in singles action. He's promising to give the fans at ringside a wrestling lesson. Ace also promises to have a surprise in store for none other than "Hardcore" Jim Steel. What does Ace have up his sleeves?

CWA Heavyweight Champion Atlas will be in the main event this week. This a chance for Earth fans to really get their first look at the newcomer. Will he live up to the hype?

Remember to tune in to World Wide Wrestling. The most action packed promotion in the galaxy!

[maddog1981]

GWFZ Update:

Static interrupts the standard programming and a dinosaur appears on the screen... it's POWERSLAM. He's holding his favorite issue of Powerslam in his hands and posters of GWF stars of the Golden Era are behind him. The camera pans back to reveal Kevin Butcher sitting next to him.

Powerslam: People of Earth...

Powerslam chuckles under his breath.

Powerslam: Just kidding, I've always wanted to say that. Anyways, I'm here with All Earth wrestler Kevin Butcher and he's going to be wrestling in an upcoming tournament to determine the new GWF Galaxian Champion.

Butcher: Ummm... actually it's for the Earth World Championship.

Powerslam: Really? It says right here in my copy of Powerslam magazine that there's a tournament for the GWF Galaxian Championship and Thantos is considered the favorite to win it all.

Powerslam frantically flips through several of the pages of the magazine.

Powerslam: You're... let me see here... you're Mutant right?

Butcher: Do I look green to you?

Powerslam: I'm color blind.

Butcher: Oh... that makes sense... can I see that magazine?

Powerslam: Sure. I have a subscription.

Butcher takes the magazine and looks at the cover. A shocked look comes over his face.

Butcher: This is cover dated January 2087.

Powerslam: Is that a problem?

Butcher: It's 2125!

Powerslam: I never was very good at math...

Butcher buries his face in his hands in utter frustration.

Powerslam: Anyways, who are you facing in the first round of the tournament?

Butcher: Commander Sam...

Powerslam: Oh wow. He's a real legend you know. Going to have a tough time with a guy like that. He's old, but he's wily.

Butcher: So I've heard.

Powerslam: Do you have any words for the fans of the GWF?

Butcher: I may have gotten into this tournament by mistake but I'm going to make the most of it. I'm going to defeat Pride in the first round and then I'm going to work my way to the final and become the Earth World Champion. Back in my time, that belt was held by greats like Ric Flair, Harley Race, Dusty Rhodes and Sting. I grew up watching this belt defended by the best. Now, I get the chance to fulfill my lifelong dream and wear those ten pounds of gold around my waist. Nothing is going to stand between me and achieving that dream. I don't care if it's Freak Out, Ares or even Mike Quackenbush. I will run over anyone who is on the other side of that ring. That's a promise you can take to the bank.

Kevin Butcher gets up and walks off the set. Powerslam starts reading his copy of Powerslam magazine as regular programming comes back into focus.

[Biggin]

Awesome! The Powerslam dialogue had me cracking up!

[maddog1981]

Big Superstar is backstage with Morbo.

Morbo: Big Superstar, do you have some words for the other vermin that populate the All Earth Zone?

Superstar: I sure do brother. This Earth World Title and I are pretty familiar with each other. You see, I took a little company in the 1980s and turned it into a national powerhouse. And then in the 1990s, I took another company and turned them into a national powerhouse. The Big Superstar has done it on the biggest stages around over several decades. In fact, the Big Superstar made wrestling what it is today.

Morbo: Morbo agrees.

Superstar: Now, the Big Superstar is coming to the All Earth Zone and he's got the New Galaxian Order of Wrestling watching his back. What the fans of the GWFZ have yet to realize is this is the ultimate group in wrestling. We're going to take over every territory in the GWFZ and we're starting right here on Earth. In fact, I have something for you Morbo...

Big Superstar pulls out an nGo shirt. Morbo takes it and puts it on.

Morbo: Morbo accepts the gracious offer.

Superstar: The Big Superstar is the biggest star to enter this tournament. He's going to show these wannabes what it's like to wrestle in the big leagues. Get ready GWFZ fans because you're looking at the next Earth World Champion.

[Biggin]

Keep up the good work!

[maddog1981]

Irish Heat and Daisuke Sengoku are backstage.

Heat: International Incident is in the building tonight. We brought a keg and we're ready to kick some ass on the way to one of us winning the Earth World Title. I have here with me the Earth-Japan All World Champion Daisuke Sengoku. Say hello to the GWFZ fans lad.

Sengoku: こんにちは。私はGWFZとすべての地 699;のゾーンでレスリングできるこ{ 92;を光栄に思います。私は名誉とో 8;合することを約束します。

Heat: HAHAHAHAHA! I have no idea what this guy just said. He doesn't speak a lick of English. I've been working with him when I get time. He's picking up the language pretty quickly. Tell the people what you've learned so far.

Sengoku: ... beer... wench...

Heat: HAHAHAHAHA! That's my boy. Well, I need a 12 pack to get ready for my first round match with Bobby Roberts. See you around kid.

Sengoku: 彼は古い尿のようなにおい...