*The Ace's GWFZT* Rings of Saturn/Assassin Island

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Ladies and Gentlemen, Coming Soon from The Rings of Saturn...

The Pulsar Invitational Tournament!

This tournament will feature 8 tag teams from Rings of Saturn and Assassin Island battling to win the Titan Tag Team Titles!

Bzzzzzzzt**

"Prepare for an announcement from the Great and Powerful Master Assassin!"

Camera focuses in on Master Assassin unaware that he has gone live...he has a Nightmare Nikki action figure in one hand and a Fang Banger figure in the other... standing on his desk before him is his very own Master Assassin figure.

Master Assassin (in a high pitch voice): Ohhhh Master Assassin, such a huge schwartz you have.... (in a higher pitched voice and moving the Fang Banger figure as if it were talking) Back off bitch, he's mine! (In his regular tone...) Girls, girls, no need to fight... the Master Assassin's schwartz is more than enough for the both of you... (he begins to press all three figures together and make smoochy sounds until he is interrupted by the camera man clearing his throat)

Master Assassin: ACK!!! (quickly tossing the figures behind him) You...didnt see that!

Camera Man: Everyone saw it...

Master Assassin: Edit that out! Right now! Edit that out!

Camera Man: Sir, you are live....

Master Assassin: oh... uh... ahem, People of Titan hear me now! Your crummy race has been a thorn in the Assassin side for far too long! I am here to announce that the total annihilation of the Titan race will begin at The Pulsar Invitational! You Titans think you are so good... you think you are so strong.... Well good is dumb and I, The Master Assassin, have assembled a team that is so strong that it's LUDICROUS STRONG! Prepare to die Titans! Master Assassin out!

Bzzzzzt*

O....K anyhow fans here is the round one match-ups for the tournament!

Round One

Titan Bulldogs vs. Assassin's Creed
Titan Revenge vs. Assassin Death March (Death Knight III & Exzcutioner)
Arial Foundation vs. Titan Turncoats
Serpent And The Rainbow vs. Harm & A Mystery Partner

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Good thing the camera man was there. Master Assassin's action figure was three smooches away from being one of the undead!

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Rings of Saturn
Presents
The Pulsar Invitational

Quick Results

Round One

Titan Bulldogs def. Assassin's Creed when Titan Kid II pinned Kanazawa after SUPER DIVING HEADBUTT

Assassin Death March (Death Knight III & Exzcutioner) def. Titan Revenge when DK III hit a suicide dive on Stryker

Arial Foundation def. Titan Turncoats via TURBO DIVE on Y2K Kid Rumble

Master Assassin's surprise team was revealed to be Harm and the new Assassin recruit Cardiak!!!

Harm & Cardiak def. Serpent and The Rainbow via HARM'S WAY on Dragonlord

Round Two

Titan Bulldogs def. Assassin Death March via SUPER DIVING HEADBUTT on Exzcutioner

Cardiak & Harm def. Arial Foundation via CARDIAK KILLER on Turbo

Finals

Harm & Cardiak def. Titan Bulldogs via C-Leg Knee Exploder on Son of Saturn

Harm & Cardiak are crowned the TITAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!

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RINGS OF SATURN

HOODLUM beat FORLORN via a flying leg drop from the top rope

ARIAL FOUNDATION beat SONS OF CAPRICORN via DOUBLE TROUBLE on IBEX

HEAVY METAL beat SERPENT AND THE RAINBOW via TENDERIZER on MIKE QUACKENBUSH

TITAN REVENGE beat MORE BEAUTIFUL AND BEASTLY via CONFESSOR on VAIN THE VANQUISHER

THE GLADIATORS OF AETHRA (SCAR & NECRO BUTCHER) beat TITAN BULLDOGS via NECRO BOMB on TITAN KID II

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ASSASSIN ISLAND
PRESENTS
THE BATTLE FOR THE DEATH MASQUE

SURGEON and AKUMA THE NINJA are up first

AKUMA(3) beat SURGEON(4) via NINJA AMBUSH

EXZCUTIONER enters the match

AKUMA(7) beat EXZCUTIONER via NINJA AMBUSH

HOODLUM enters the match

HOODLUM(4) beat AKUMA(8) via SOMATA

DEATH KNIGHT III enters the match

DK III(1) beat HOODLUM(5) via CATAPULT KICK

KANAZAWA enters the match

DK III(2) beat KANAZAWA(4) via COSMIC LANCE

CARDIAK enters the match

DK III(3) beat CARDIAK(5) via COSMIC LANCE

Y2K enters the match

Y2K(3) beat DK III(5) via Titan Drop

DOGMA enters the match

DOGMA(2) beat Y2K via THE GRINDER

ERADICATOR enters the match

DOGMA(2) beat ERADICATOR(7) via THE GRINDER to win the DEATH MASQUE!!!