We're back on Rigel 4 here in the Gore Zone! I'm Ace Endahole along with Dewey Cheatem! And if you missed the action last week, did you miss out! Dewey, tell 'em what happened!
Dewey: With pleasure! Generation Swine showed up the Four Horsemen in the main event, as the Four Horsemen decided to leave the ring and get counted out. Colly Flower talked to the Four Horsemen, and here's what they had to say earlier today.
Colly: Death, War, Famine and Pestilence. You four walked away from the match last week, giving up a potential win? Why did you do that?
Death: We don't need to explain ourselves to anyone. We are the most powerful entity here in the G.O.R.E. ZONE! And the Swine think that they are above Death? No one survives War! No one will survive Famine, it always catches up to you. No one will survive Pestilence, it's been documented throughout history! The Plague was the reason for the Dark Ages, and it will be the Dark Ages for the Pigs as well.
Colly: Well, if you're so powerful and no one can stop you, then you should have been able to beat Generation Swine earlier this week? So why did you just walk away?
Death: You are not listening! We will choose when we fight, and we chose to walk away. The Swine did not beat us! We simply gave them a cheap victory. But it doesn't matter to us, because at NO HOLDS BARRED, we will be victorious! That you can be rest assured! Let's go.
Colly: hmmmm...
Ace: Well, they certainly don't lack confidence. Well tonight, we'll have another gentlemen that doesn't lack confidence. Cernunnos, Lord of the Underealm is in action against the likes of Andreas!
Also, in our Main Event, The Legion of Heroes, Thor Massive, Davey Storm, Pathfinder & Titan Hammer take on the Circus Of Sins, Ring Leader, Freakshow and the Freaks in another 8 Man Tag Team Match!
Let's get to the ring for our first match up of the evening!
First Round of the QUEENS OF MEAN Championship Tournament.
Mrs. Kristen vs. PainKiller Jane.
PainKiller Jane showed pure determination in the match, really rocking Kristen in the ring! She gives her HERE COMES THE PAIN to get the win and advance to the next round!
Blackthorne & Macrocosm vs. Goredog & Lycanthrope.
This match didn't last long as Goredog didn't wait for Blackthorne to even get in the ring to attack! These two tore into each other and didn't see much in ring action at all. In fact, Macrocosm and Lycanthrope didn't even see any action! Goredog gets DQ'd outside the ring for using a steel chair!
After the match, Macrocosm attacks Goredog from behind, allowing Blackthorne to use Barbara on Goredog! Meanwhile, while Lycanthrope was gearing up to help, Pike McSnatchery comes from out of the crowd and attacks Lycanthrope from behind! He uses his Brass Knuckles to knock Lycanthrope clean out!
Riptide comes to the ring and challenges Wild Wesley to a FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE Match!!!! Riptide says "You just got lucky last week, this week, I'll show you I can pin you anywhere I want to!!!"
Riptide and Wild Wesley hooked it up and the match spilled all over the arena. Riptide tossed Wild Wesley into the back wall backstage and then hit HERCULES BETRAYAL to get the win! Riptide then spit on Wild Wesley before leaving.
Cernunnos vs. Andreas.
Classic encounter, as Cernunnos went for ALL THINGS REMEMBERED really early in the match, but missed. Andreas hits DAYBREAK but somehow Cernunnos gets his shoulder up, much to the disbelief of Andreas! Later, Cernunnos hits EXISTENCE IS FUTILE to get the win!
Ace: Let's talk a little bit about NO HOLDS BARRED.
So far this is what we've gotten signed to appear!
Thor Massive, #1 Contender challenges The Hwt. Champion, The Ring Leader in a NO HOLDS BARRED Match. No DQ's, No Counts, only way to win is by pinfall or submission!
Dewey: Also, The Slam Pigs are defending their tag team titles against Famine and Pestilence.
Boss Hawg is taking on War in a Barnyard Brawl Match!
Also, this just signed, a Fatal Four Way between Cernunnos, Andreas, Crow and now Rellik has joined the mix! That should be off the hook!
Ace: Also, Lil Miss Piggy has had enough of Fire Eater, she as challenged Fire Eater to an Inferno Match!
Also, Pike McSnatchery has a return "King of the Cage" match with Lycanthrope, trying to regain some respect for an earlier loss last week.
More matches to come next week. We'll keep you updated once we get more!!!
First Round of the QUEENS OF MEAN Championship Tournament.
Dolly Lamma vs. M'gann J'onn.
Good match, that had Dolly Lamma putting up a good fight, almost getting a big win over the Cheerleader from Mars. But M'gann J'onn battled back to hit her AIR RAID CRASH to gain the victory and advance to meet PainKiller Jane in the Quarter Finals!
Fringe w/ Justin Case vs. Shooting Star.
Shooting Star looked to have the win, but Justin Case tripped him up, allowing Fringe to use his Discordian Slam to get the win!
Predator & Wrath (who now want to be called Kronik) come to the ring not in a good mood.
Predator: We are giving the G.O.R.E. roster notice. We will destroy every team in this federation to get our title shot back against the Slam Pigs. And Slam Pigs, if by some chance your fluke reign is still in tact when we get our chance again, we'll gladly destroy you too.
Wrath: It's nothing personal, it's just what we do! Prepare to feel Kronik Pain!!!!
Kronik vs. Lupus & Monstrosety.
Not even a match, as Kronik just destroyed Monstrosety in the match, as Lupus tried to help, but was tossed out of the ring! Predator then locked in his Predator Lock on Monstrosety, making our little guy tap out instantly!
Main Event:
Legion of Heroes vs. Circus of Sins.
The Legion of Heroes showed up the Circus of Sins, as The Freaks were getting out shined by Davey Storm and Pathfinder.
Mangler tagged in Freakshow who dominated the match for a short time, but a hot tag from Storm to Titan Hammer was intense. Titan Hammer came flying into the ring and knocked Freakshow to the floor outside. Titan Hammer went for a death leap, but Freakshow used a steel chair to the face of Titan Hammer to cause a DQ for his team!
That brought over the troops and and big brawl happened with the Legion of Heroes getting the upper hand chasing off the Circus of Sins tonight! Not a good week for the heels as the fans on Rigel 4 were loving it!!! What will Week 9 bring? How will the villain teams respond? Be sure to catch the action of next week.
Until then, thanks for tuning in. For Dewey Cheatem, I'm Ace Endahole, saying Good night everyone!
