Post by Justin Case on Oct 20, 2010 13:53:08 GMT -5
Welcome to the GORE ZONE on Rigel 4!!! You are at NO HOLDS BARRED! I'm Ace Endahole along side me, That's Dewey Cheatem! Do we have a fantastic card lined up for you tonight! Dewey, tell 'em more!
Dewey: Well, how about this Ace! How about a Barnyard Brawl between two of the biggest, roughest, toughest S.O.B's in the galaxy? I'm talking about Boss Hawg vs. War! That should be a doozy of match up!
Ace: Also, the feud to end all feuds! Lil Miss Piggy challenges Fire Eater to an Inferno Match, where the goal is not to pin your opponent, but rather set them on fire!
Dewey: And how about that Fatal Four Way Match between Rellik, Crow, Andreas and Cernunnos!? I mean no only that, but we have a double Main Event as well!
Ace: That's right. The GORE HWT. CHAMPIONSHIP is on the line as Thor Massive challenges the Champ, The Ring Leader to a NO HOLDS BARRED MATCH! That means, anything goes, no DQ, no Count Outs, only way to win is by pinfall or submission!!!
Dewey: And the Slam Pigs are defending their tag team championship against the very dangerous duo of Famine and Pestilence!
Ace: Should be some great action with many twists and turns. Let's not delay this anymore, let's get to the ring for our opening bout!
Out comes Prisoner BP-3111 out for her match in the QUEEN OF MEAN CHAMPIONSHIP FINALS! She looks determined as she gets a nice ovation from her home town peeps out in the crowd! She rolls under the bottom ring rope and warms up waiting for her opponent!
The Ultimate Weapon's theme music hits, bringing out PainKiller Jane to a nice ovation as well. These two showed some mutual respect to each other as they touch fists in the middle of the ring as the bell sounds to start the match!
PainKiller Jane started out in a flurry of offense. Almost knocking off Prisoner early with HERE COMES THE PAIN, but some how Prisoner escapes the pinfall. Looked as if PainKiller Jane had the match in hand, but a quick turn got Prisoner back in the match and she hit her PRISON RIOT to get the win and capture the QUEEN OF MEAN Championship!!! Good match to start the program!
IN A TOTAL ANARCHY MATCH.
Razorback Runt vs. Klown
Solid match that didn't take long to spill to the outside. Klown had his troubles early on as Razorback suplexed him on a vacated seat and then through a souvenir stand. But thing turned ugly for Runt as Klown as able to whip him into the steps and then slammed him through a table! Runt then got up and stepped on a mine that zapped him, allowing Klown to make the cover and get the win! Very evenly match up by both.
IN A COSMIC CAGE MATCH.
Titan Hammer vs. Freakshow.
Another solid match up that had Freakshow reeling early in the match. Titan Hammer gave a good fight. Freakshow turned the tide after hitting a deathjump and it seemed like Titan Hammer was soon finished. But wait, Titan Hammer bounces back, with his GROUND AND POUND technique and then locked in HAMMER CLINCH to get Freakshow to tap out! What a match that had both wrestlers fatigued heavily. It could have went either way!
Ozark vs. Death.
Not a bad match that had Ozark putting up a surprisingly good fight against Death. Ozark did go for his WHEN PIGS FLY, but lost his balance on the top turnbuckle, and Death took over. In his Shadow Form, he is as dangerous as they come, Death didn't waste a lot of time, hitting Ozark with FINAL DESTINATION to get the win!
IN A RETURN KING OF THE CAGE MATCH
Pike McSnatchery vs. Lycanthrope.
Pike, who was seemingly not fully recovered from injury, maybe should have rethinked his strategy tonight, as he looked slow against Lycanthrope. Lycanthrope disposed of McSnatchery fairly early in the match, with the HOWLING!
After the match, as Lycanthrope stood in the cage and celebrated, a hand breaks through the canvass of the mat and grabs Lycanthrope's ankle! It starts to pull Lycanthrope down under the ring. Lycanthrope tries to fight it off, pulling back his leg with all his might. We soon discover who the assailant is! IT'S VAMPIRIC! He's trying to drag Lycanthrope down! Lycanthrope ends up pulling Vampiric back up into the cage! The two are now fighting inside the cage as Lycanthrope locks in his Savage Face Claw and Vampiric has countered that with his own version of the Claw! Neither one is letting go and finally security and officials come into the cage and try to get the two separated. It's not working very well, as these two seemed to be super glued together!
Davey Storm & Pathfinder vs. The Freaks.
Good match that had Storm and Pathfinder wearing down the Freaks in the match and looking to continue their winning ways. But the Freaks pull out a surprise victory when a botched double team move where Pathfinder accidentally hit Storm, who then was rolled up by Rip to get the pinfall!
IN A HARDCORE MATCH
Alexander The Great vs. Dr. Deadly w/ Justin Case.
Despite all the interference by Case, it just didn't seem to matter, Alexander showed the galaxy why he's THE GREAT ONE! He knocked off Dr. Deadly once again with THE ORIGINAL SIN!
After the match, the lights go dim. We look up at the GORE ZONE HOLOVISION SCREEN and see this:
Out comes a man in a flashy red robe with a hot diva in his arm! He looks very confident in his shades as he strolls down the aisle and then shakes hands with Justin Case. He gets in the ring with a mic in his hands.
"FINALLY, THE MAGNIFICENT ONE, HAS COME BACK... TO RIGEL 4! Listen up Jabronies! That includes you Great One. My name is Mr. Magnificent and I'm going to become the greatest thing since sliced bread here! And Ubel, you can call yourself Great. You can call yourself Wonderful. You can call yourself a Strudel for all I care! But make no mistake. You're great, but I'm Magnificent! I'm...."
Alexander interrupts: Going to get your ass kicked if you don't zip it right now! Ok, we get it. You're supposed to be the next big thing that that piece of slim Justin Case says is going to make me pay. But all I see is some dude in a bath robe with his 'mom' hanging on his arm! (huge pop from the crowd as Mr. Magnificent valet's mouth about drops to the floor!)
Mr. Magnificent: Watch it Jabroni! Or I'll show you why I AM LEGEND!
Alexander: Well, what are we waiting for? Come and show me then.
Mr. Magnificent goes to wind up a punch, Alexander blocks it and gives Magnificent a few punches of his own. Alexander rocks the jaw of Magnificent and then whips him into the ropes. Magnificent hangs on to the top rope and then slides underneath the bottom rope to the outside to safety! He doesn't want anymore of Alexander tonight! Mr. Magnificent then walks away, pointing to his head as "I'm way too smart to do this tonight. There will be other nights!"
IN AN INFERNO MATCH.
Lil Miss Piggy vs. Fire Eater.
Awesome match. About as evenly matched as could be as Lil Miss Piggy really had Fire Eater concerned about being lit on fire! Lil Miss came close to lighting it up in the match, but Fire Eater escapes. Later, Fire Eater tried to light Lil Miss Piggy's foot on fire outside the ring on the steps. But Lil Miss Piggy fights her off. Inside the ring, Fire Eater manages to hit her WOMAN ON FIRE that knocked Lil Miss Piggy out and Fire Eater was able to light her fire!
The Fire Department came in immediately and extinguished the flames. Lil Miss Piggy looked to be badly burned by the flames as Fire Eater does her famous Fire Eating routine in the ring before exiting with a big smile on her face. Lil Miss Piggy is hurt 21 cards!
FATAL FOUR WAY MATCH
Rellik vs. Crow vs. Andreas vs. Cernunnos.
Awesome match that had lots of brawling craziness going on. Many near falls, but it was Crow that got the big win in the match hitting KOBE DEVASTATION on Andreas! Finally a big win for Crow who has been struggling a bit as of late!
BARNYARD BRAWL MATCH
Boss Hawg vs. War.
This match was brutal as both used the set up barnyard to totally maim each other! But it was War that got the upper hand after tossing Boss Hawg through the windshield of a broken down car and then hitting WAR IS HELL to get the win! War has been a machine and has been on a winning streak! Can anyone stop this monster?
FOR THE G.O.R.E. tag team Championship!
The Slam Pigs (c) vs. Pestilence & Famine.
Decent match that had Pestilence and Famine wearing down the Slam Pigs in the usual way, but The Slam Pigs battled back and Boar hits Pestilence with PIGS IN A BLANKET to get the win!
After the match, The Slam Pigs put an exclamation point at the end hitting THE BACONATOR on Pestilence using a table. Pestilence hurt 4 cards.
MAIN EVENT, NO HOLDS BARRED FOR THE G.O.R.E. HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!
The Ring Leader (c) vs. Thor Massive.
What a match! Thor Massive once again had The Ring Leader's number. Or so he thought. The Ring Leader did hit his finisher CIRCUS OF SINS early, and that brought out Titan Hammer, who pulls The Ring Leader out of the ring and they brawled. Titan Hammer gets the upper hand and tossed him back in the ring. The referee ordered Titan Hammer back to the locker rooms. Thor Massive gains the advantage and did he ever work over The Ring Leader.
Thor Massive hits THUNDER DRIVER and out from the back come the Circus of Sins stable, Freakshow, Klown and The Freaks as they storm the ring in a gang interference! They totally destroy Thor Massive as he's a bloody mess. They lay him on his back in the middle of the ring. Then in a mockery, The Ring Leader just falls on top and hooks both legs as if Thor Massive is really going to kick out of it! He puts all his weight into it, making a big production of the pinning combo! The referee reluctantly makes the three count as The Ring Leader gets the win!
The Ring Leader slides off of Thor Massive with a sinister grin as he rises to his feet and grabs the title belt! The Circus of Sins celebrate in the ring, but it didn't last long. Titan Hammer leads the way with Davey Storm & Pathfinder right behind him, as they storm the ring. The Circus of Sins scatter and leave the ring before any damage could be done!
Thor Massive is hurt 2 cards, as the Legion of Superheroes look on.
