Duceverse: Galactic Ladies Of Wrestling

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Ann Dupont is entering the torunament? It's over! Give the Baroness the belt now!

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GLOW March 19th 2086 Card #3

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RINGSIDE REPORT WITH YAGI JONES
"Its RINGSIDE with HSN Reporter Yagi Jones( sheep BAAAAA). Holovision Sports Network is your source for covering The new super promotion now known as GALACTIC LADIES OF WRESTLING WEEKLY PPVs! The Fight Card looks like this;

The card is completely totally and fully qualifying matches for the GLOW Title Turny and one tag team match. Two newcomers to the galactic stage in Vicki Vodka and Chamellia will face off in the opening match. Then the rookie sensation who nearly beat Oneia Astor last card Susie Napolitano will face the mysterious Earth based wrestler Cleo. The aging late 40 something indy legend Jade Cat will try her hand at beating the undefeated "pure blood" Oneia Astor. Marlyse Le Masque is a stunning lady but will she demostrate comedy or tradegy when she tangles with ECW powerhouse Shiawatha? IGWL standout and antisocial asshole Ren "The Bitch" Smith faces off against the cowgirl Scarlet McCabe. In our only non tournament match the Lonestar Sisters will face off against a new duo in the Hairbangers Helms and Strike. Can those two work together or will this get HARDCORE? Finally in our main event of the evening Ann DuPont the Baroness Blitzkreig versus Rio Windfall.


*Chamellia knocks out Vicki Vodka with a savvatte wheel kick at 4:58 Horrible match. These two did not work well together and Vicki was drunk! On a positive not there were wardrobe malfunctions.

*Cleo defeats Susie with a Royal Arc at 8:30 ** A bit sloppy of a match. Susie took a tremendous beating before making a come back and nearly winning the match she then missed her flying split leg drop and Cleo shortly put her away.

*Oneia Astor smashes Jade Cat with a flying knee at 0:35 Jade Cat is over the hill and basically enhancement talent. No doubt she will be released after this card.

GLOW Board of Directors Representative and RRWA promoter Robert "Double R" Rose came out to address four people already in ring. They were a CBWF rep with CBWF champion Desyre Hamilton and a TEF rep and TEF Superstar Leslie Angel.

"I regret to announce that there will not be a rematch of last fight cards match between Angel and Desyre." Double R said as the crowd started to BOO. Desyre shook her head and Leslie was giving Desyre a creepy stalker stare. Both reps came to Double R pleading for him not to take them out of the title tournament.

"Now, now! I did not say they were eliminated from the tournament! Leslie Angel, next fight card you will go one on one with... Mysty Adama! That will be a turny qualifier match!" Leslie frowned and back handed her rep to the ground. She motioned like she wanted another match with Desyre.

"Sometime down the road or in the tournament that rematch can happen. Because next fight card you got a match also Desyre! You will go one on one with the reigning IWGP Womens Champion Megumi Ryo in another turny qualifier match!" Double R threw up a peace sign and left the ring as Desyre swallowed a big fat lump in her throat. Leslie was pissed. She came after Desyre but she sliped out of the ring. Both reps left Leslie kicking the ropes throwing a temper tantrum in the ring. Is Leslie in some sort of sadistic love with Desyre?

*Shiawatha wins by DQ when Marlyse Le Masque uses her symbiotic mask during the match at 1:32. Marlyse was making short work of Shiawatha but her mask went haywire as she tryed to finish her off. Locked in the tragic events of being disqualified Le Masque continued the beatdown. I mean Shiawatha was only able to lock up with her that was the total offense shown. Masque flew off the top with another headbutt as Charity Sinclair ran in and clotheslined Masue over the top rope saving Shiawatha from anymore injury. -Shiawatha injured for 3 fight cards!

*Scarlet McCabe finishes off Ren "The Bitch" Smith with a second Alabama Jam at 9:04 ** Wild barn burner. Ren and Scarlet were both bleeding. Ren nearly finished off Scarlet earley but her DEADLY PUNCH only had her hurt.

Lonestar sisters whips the HairBangers when Raven pins Helms at 2:10 * Helms and Strike argue and brawl afterwords.

Ann DuPont had an elaborate 10 minute entrance.

She had Oneia Astor and Maria De Chistope followed behind her. Astor left after the posing.

*Ann DuPont pins Rio Windfall with a PROFANE SACRIFICE at 7:13 *** Rio didn't go down without a fight but she still got her ass handed to her!

After the match Ann DuPont summoned a mic and asked that her music stop playing. "Today, was just the start! Soon there will be a thousand points of light shining on me. A new dawn for the galaxy. A new order!"


Matches announced for next week

*Malvolence vs. Kara Mild

*Maniac Maria Helms vs. Strike

*Dee Mencia vs. X-Plosion

*Mysti Mystique vs. Tygre

*Mysty Adama vs. Leslie Angel

*Megumi Ryo vs. Desyre Hamilton


*Qualifying Matches for the GLOW Galaxian Title Tournament

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Like I said, Katy, bar the door because this tournament and this fed is the property of Ann Dupont!

Nice win by Scarlet McCabe and the Maniac and Strike were meant to fight each other!

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Feb 20, 2011 9:08:12 GMT -5 vx said:

Like I said, Katy, bar the door because this tournament and this fed is the property of Ann Dupont!

Will see what Blonde Angel and Mysty Adama have to say about that.

oh yeah Kayla Starblast aswell

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Feb 20, 2011 11:08:38 GMT -5 duce said:

Feb 20, 2011 9:08:12 GMT -5 vx said:

Like I said, Katy, bar the door because this tournament and this fed is the property of Ann Dupont!

Will see what Blonde Angel and Mysty Adama have to say about that.

oh yeah Kayla Starblast aswell

Ann Dupont relxes in her throne-like chair while Marie de Christophe fans her face.

"Kayla Starblast? Are you kidding me? I'll send her crawling back to Titan crying and begging for forgivenss! Or maybe I'll make her my servant like Marie here. Kayle would be good at filing my toenails. And my girl Marie will take care of Blonde Angel!"

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GLOW March 25th 2086 Card #4 Toronto, CAN

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RINGSIDE REPORT WITH YAGI JONES
"Its RINGSIDE with HSN Reporter Yagi Jones( sheep BAAAAA). Holovision Sports Network is your source for covering The new super promotion now known as GALACTIC LADIES OF WRESTLING WEEKLY PPVs! The Fight Card looks like this;

We changed a few things. Pam and Blonde Angel with no longer be on the card tonight do to solar storms. Two matches have been striped off tournament qualifier status due to this. These matches are Maniac Maria Helms vs. Strike and Malvolence vs. Kara Mild. Helms & Strike have a history and it looks like tonight we will get another hardcore war between them. We will have to sign a specialty match with these two in the future. Kara Mild is a newcomer to GLOW but she is a two year veteran of TEF (Titan Earth Federation). Will that help her against the demon from Brymstone Malvolence?

We do have four tournament qualifier matches. Two of these Mysty Adama vs. Leslie Angel & Megumi Ryo vs. Desyre Hamilton were announced last week after Leslie and Desyre fought to a double DQ in there first shot at the tournament. How will they fair against these two elite and proven stars? Our card has a total of four Dimension Xports. Dee Mencia vs. X-Plosion veterans of WGX will have a go at qualifying for the title. Then our final DX gal will face Mysti Mystique! Tygre has a stiff challenge tonight!

On to our main event of the evening will be a grudge match between GLOW Rumble winner Jazeera Fiban and GLOW title tournament qualifier Blue Templar!

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Strike defeats Helms via DQ at 11:35 in a bloody brawl that saw Helms pin raise to ten and Strike's pin to 8. Helms took the moral victory here as Strike was carried out in worse shape then Helms. MULLET!

Kara Mild defeats Malvolence by DQ after 6:49 ** The crowd was getting impatient with all the DQs. Malvolence didn't seem to care. She posed for the crowd as if she won the match!

*Megumi Ryo pins Desyre Hamilton at 3:39 after a flying boy press. ** Oh wow! Why were we talking so much about CBWF's champion? We should be talking about the IWGP's champ! She proved it by handling Desyre so expertly it looked easy.

*Mysty Adama makes Leslie Angel squeeeel like a pig at 0:44 with a CROSSFACE CHICKNWING!!! Finally, GLOW sees Adama's fierce submission finish. Leslie Angel was crying on the ground in pain!

*X-Polsion pins Dee Mensia after XTREME XPLOSION at 7:11 **** This match was pretty intense and as awesome as anything they have done together in WGX.

*Mysti Mystique pins Tygre after Magician's Secret at 8:52 *** Tygre put up a good fight but in the end Mysti was just to much for her.

Leslie Angel ran to the ring red faced with tears in her eyes. "You rotten GLOW fans! You liked seeing that happen to me! Well, Double R I want it! Gimme my rematch with Desyre! I WANT HER BAD!"

Robert Rose came out of the back and spoke from in front of the curtain. "If you want that match you can have it... but Desyre has to agree to it before I can make it official." Desyre came from behind Double R and summoned a holomic. "This girl gives me the creeps, Double R. I'll face her in one match and one match only here in GLOW."

Leslie threw up her hands. She stared down Desyre with her stalker stare and mouthed 'bring it home, child.'

"Loser leaves GLOW match!" Desyre said as the crowd started to cheer. "That is some high stakes! What is your response Leslie?" Double R mediated.

Leslie looked to the ground cursed and kicked the bottom rope. "Girl, I am going to make you, mine! Yes! Next week! Your ass is mine!"

Jazeera Fiban pins Blue Templar at 5:44 when she hits the SNAKE CHARMER ** Jazeera once again proves her merit after failing against Kayla Starblast a few weeks ago.


Matches announced for next week

Chechya vs. Ren "The Bitch" Smith
Leslie Angel vs. Desyre Hamilton -loser leaves GLOW-
Flexability vs. Harley's Angels
*Charity Sinclair vs. Powerhouse Pam
Kayla Starblast, Oneia Astor, Ann Dupont, Jazeera Fiban vs. Megumi Ryo, Ryoko Thundra, Blue Templar, & Cleo


*Qualifying Matches for the GLOW Galaxian Title Tournament

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GLOW April 2nd 2086 Card #5 Manchester, England

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RINGSIDE REPORT WITH YAGI JONES
"Its RINGSIDE with HSN Reporter Yagi Jones( sheep BAAAAA). Holovision Sports Network is your source for covering The new super promotion now known as GALACTIC LADIES OF WRESTLING WEEKLY PPVs! The Fight Card looks like this;

We have two tournament qualifier matches. I beleive they are the last. Looking at the past weeks worth of matches we have these women as qualifiers for the tournament. In no order...

Kayla Starblast, Oneia Astor, Blue Templar, Ryoko Thundra, Megumi Ryo, Ann Dupont, Cleo, Scarlet McCabe, Shiawatha, X-Plosion, Mysty Adama, Corrina The Bararian, Gortha Zaldoran & Mysti Mystique. Plus Jazeera Fiban has managed a position in the finals due to her GLOW Rumble win.

Our qualifiers tonight are Blonde Angel formally of the Harley's Angel Biker Gang taking on the scourge of the Jupiter moons independents Bulldozer! Finally the last of the 15 matches will be Powerhouse Pam tangling with a Charity Sinclair who was very successful in WWA.

Other matches are the massive WSS creature from Skorr Chechnya taking on IGWL superstar Ren "The Bitch" Smith. Harley's Angels will have tag team clash with the Flitness Fanatics. In a special challenge match we have CBWF Champion Desyre Hamilton facing off against TEF Superstar Leslie Angel in a Loser Leaves GLOW Match! THE MAIN EVENT WILL BE HUGE! A eight woman tag team match between Kayla Starblast, Oneia Astor, Ann Dupont, Jazeera Fiban vs. Megumi Ryo, Ryoko Thundra, Blue Templar, & Cleo.

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Ren Smith flattens Chechnya with some fistacoffs at 10:54 in a grueling bloody brawl *** Ren proves how tough she is defeating this creature with her bare hands.

Desyre Hamilton eliminates Leslie Angel from GLOW after a Berenician Unprettier at 5:22 ** The crowd sings along with Desyre as Leslie breaks out in tears. Leslie Angel is fired from GLOW!

Harley's Angels whip Fitness Fanatics when DDD pins Amber after DREAM UPON A DEATHSTAR at 6:55 ** Harley's Angels are undefeated in GLOW!

As Charity Sinclair walked towards the ring ramp she was jumped from behind by Maryle Le Masque! Le Masque leveled her with a giant Ugandan wooden mask and climbed up to the top of some storage lockers and flew off with a flying headbutt on Sinclair. Sinclair was then carted away. Powerhouse Pam was already in ring and was laughing at her opponents misfortune. She summons a holomic.

"WEEELLL, :snap snap: I guess thats it! Ring the damn bell! I win!"

Double R came from the back with a huge smile on his face. "No that will not be it." The crowd started chanting XYZ! XYZ! XYZ! Reckless Robert Rose looked down and found his zipper wanting! He quickly zipped his fly and cleared his throat. The crowd started chanted "DOUBLE R". "Hey, my bad... but that isn't the reason I am out here. I... uh... was just... ah... talking to someone who could fill this... uh... position! Erm... DESTINY STAR!"

Destiny Star came down to the ring and knocked a still laughing Pam off her feet! That is when things got serious...

PowerHouse Pam lays out Destiny Star with a muscle bomber clothesline at 4:11 ** Pam proceeds to use her finish three times after the bell injuring Destiny for 6 fight cards

Double R face went three shades redder and chewed out Pam after the referees managed to get Star free from her grasp.

Blonde Angel pins Bulldozer at 8:38 after a flying body press ** Pike & Triple D were in the front row staring BA down

Starblast and Thundra started off the match and two near falls were split between the two of them. Starblast got the upper hand and demostrated her awesome move set before tagging in Ann DuPont. Barroness Blitzkreig pounded on Ryoko and got a near fall after a tiger driver. Thundra manage to get a tag out to Cleo. Cleo proved a little more challenging to Ann so she tagged to Oneia. Oneia and Cleo were at a near stalemate. Cleo tiring from the chainwrestling tags Megumi Ryo. Megumi really starts to beat the stuffing out of Astor and almost pins her with her finish. She then decides the climb the turnbuckle for a crazy deathjump. Astor raises a boot and makes a tag to her team mate(?) Ann Dupont who sets Ryo up for the PROFANE SACRIFICE which obliberates Ryo for the one, two, three. Blue Templar & Jazeera rush in and clubber Ann from both sides. An all out brawl erupts in the ring. Bodies are flying everywhere! Two ladies run into the ring from the back and help Cleo clean house! Cleo summons a holomic and announces "The pyramid has risen!" before the broadcast ends.

Kayla Starblast, Oneia Astor, Ann Dupont, Jazeera Fiban defeat Megumi Ryo, Ryoko Thundra, Blue Templar, & Cleo ** 8:44

*Qualifying Matches for the GLOW Galaxian Title Tournament

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Next week's PPV will have

Kara Mild vs. Rio Windfall

Double R's wheel roulette segment that will pick the brackets for the GLOW title tournament. Also more information on the card or cards holding it. All the participants will be interacting with the segment.

Marie De Christophe in her GLOW debut versus Silver Fox

Pyramid vs. The Housecats

Susie Napolitano vs. Marylse Le Masque

Lonestar Sisters vs. Fitness Fanatics

Strike vs. Maniac Maria Helms in a cage match!

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GLOW April 8th 2086 Card #6 Luna Colony 26

RINGSIDE REPORT WITH YAGI JONES
"Its RINGSIDE with HSN Reporter Yagi Jones( sheep BAAAAA). Holovision Sports Network is your source for covering The new super promotion now known as GALACTIC LADIES OF WRESTLING WEEKLY PPVs! The Fight Card looks like this;


Kara Mild vs. Rio Windfall

Double R's wheel roulette segment that will pick the brackets for the GLOW title tournament. Also more information on the card or cards holding it. All the participants will be interacting with the segment.

Marie De Christophe in her GLOW debut versus Silver Fox

Pyramid vs. The Housecats

Susie Napolitano vs. Marylse Le Masque

Lonestar Sisters vs. Fitness Fanatics

Strike vs. Maniac Maria Helms in a cage match!

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Rio Windfall puts Kara Mild away with the WINDFALL CUTTER at 7:11 ** Rio had hit her with the cutter three times earlier during the match. Kara had a Mild amount of offense.

Marie De Christophe makes Silver Fox tap to a Quebec Crab at 6:36 **

Pyramid defeat the Housecats by DQ at 6:22 **

Marylse Le Masque defeats Susie Napolitano after a powerslam at 5:03 ** Susie kicked out of MLM grand illegal(+5) finish.

Lonestar Sisters win by Count out over the Fitness Fanatics *** 7:04

Strike defeats Maniac Maria Helms in a cage match at 6:02 *** after a second BREAK A LEG. BLOODY! Strike managed to stop Helms from escaping after KO PUNCH(+4).

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Doulbe R unveiled his giant set. It had a thick white carpet, neon "DOUBLE R'S ROULETTE" Sign above a electronic wheel. To the right of the wheel was a red button. All the ladies poured into the scene from various angels. A few things amusing to note was the apparent but silent pose down going on between Gortha, Corrina, and Powerhouse Pam. The winner wasn't clear but Gortha was the loser as Corrina and Pam towered over her.

"Welcome! Welcome, ladies. This is how its going to be. I will call eight wrestlers up one by one and they will push the button. The machine will scramble the names up and pick their opponents at random! First wrestler up is Kayla Starblast!"

Kayla walked up and pressed the button quickly without a second thought. A name shot up quickly. It was Gortha Zaldoran. Gortha walked up to Kayla and they faced off. Double R calls up the next name, "X-Plosion!". WGX superstar, exhibitionist, and harcore high flyer flashed the crowd(off camera) and slowly pressed the button. Shiawatha name lit up. Shiawatha an XP did a face off as Double R called the next name, "Corrina The Barbarina"!

Corrina scowled at Pam as they both were pretending that they weren't trying to out flex the other. It was a stalemate. Corrina slammed the button with a flat palm. "HEY NO BREAKING THE MACHINE!" Double R complained. Powerhouse Pam's name was lighted up! Pam and Corrina went forehead to forehead teeth gnashing. "OH HO! Damn these two want each others blood!"

Oniea Astor was called up next. She stabbed the button with her middle finger. "Blue Templar" name shined. BT nodded at Oneia and then left the scene. Blonde Angel was called up next. After she pressed the button Mysti Mystique popped infront of the machine as if she knew it was her time. Mysti mad a strange hand signal at BA.

"I don't need anymore veiled mystic references or esoteric agendas. I get it! All of you are on notice that I am no longer going to subscribe to this nonsense! I am GLOW's lone angel! I will be able to live with myself! I will be a strong role model! You don't need guilds of moronic tradition to be successful!" BA proclaimed as she left.

Megumi Ryo was called up next and her opponent was Mysti's dimensional doppleganger Mysty Adama. Whos CROSSFACE CHICKENWING has been making women cry in pain in two dimensions.

Next was The Barroness Blitzkreig Ann DuPont. Her finger circled the button a few times before she snapped her fingers and Marie De Christophe pushed the button for her! It was Scarlet McCabe! Scarlet who was chewing on a peice of honeysuckle shoved De Christophe on her buttocks and got straight into Ann DuPont's personal space.

"Holy crap! Security! Quick!" Double R yelled. Before security could separate them we got a brief glimpse of the two of them side by side. Ann was massive in comparison but McCabe wasn't scared.

"Of course that makes the last match Cleo vs. Ryoko Thundra! Alright, ladies this is how it will be next week will be the first round. The week after that will be the next round plus the first round of the tag title tournament. Then the semi finals will be in three weeks and our finals in the card after that. As our tournament will become a grand prix!"

GLOW TITLEBRACKETS

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Kayla Starblast vs. Gortha Zaldoran
X-Plosion vs. Shiawatha
Corrina The Barbarian vs. Powerhouse Pam
Blue Templar vs. Oneia Astor
Blonde Angel vs. Mysti Mystque
Mysty Adama vs. Megumi Ryo
Ann DuPont vs. Scarlet McCabe
Cleo vs. Ryoko Thundra

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GLOW April 8th 2086 Card #7 Parsons Center, Mars

Gortha pins Kayla Starblast after repeated DECIMATIONS at 4:20 *! Gortha made a comeback after a wild brawl out of the ring. Obviously, capitalizing on her ring rating hit her finish a second time after Kayla kicked out of the first one.

X-Polsion pins Shiawatha after a XTREME XPLOSION(+5) at 17:02 ****

Corrina breaks a gassing Powerhouse Pam at 7:10 with a Barbarian Breaker **

Blue Templar picks apart Oneia Astor in her HARPY'S NEST at 11:18 ***

Blonde Angel makes short work of Mysti Mystique in 1:03 with her ARMAGGEDON

Mysty Adama makes Megumi Ryo tap to the dreaded CROSSFACE CHICKENWING at 7:47 ***

Ann DuPont puts away a game Scarlet McCabe making her a PROFANE SACRIFICE at 7:50 ***

Cleo pins Ryoko Thundra after a ROYAL ARC at 16:49 ****

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Next Week
Round 2
Gortha Zaldoran vs. X-Plosion
Corrina The Barbarian vs. Blue Templar
Blonde Angel vs. Mysty Adama
Ann DuPont vs. Cleo

Plus first round of GLOW Tag Team Title Tournament

Pyramid vs. Lonestar Sisters
The Housecats vs. Saggitarius Sisters
Fitness Fanatics vs. Harley's Angels
Oneia Astor & Marie De Christophe vs. Malvolence & Strike