Vidtek's GWFZ 2124

[Vidtek]

OK, just put the SPOLIER alert in the title of the thread to keep folks who don't have the set yet from reading it then getting all huffy.
InvaZion has inspired me to rekindle my GWFZ fed. I've been trying, but just couldn't find the time. I'm now making the time. And with the soon again start of my GWF 2124 fed (via Online, again, but a restart from the last one, lol) I should be doing well.
I'm posting this to let everyone who wants to know what my roster looks like for the start of 2124 can know. Plus it makes it easier to follow the results if you know who is on which team. Alomst by the book but with a few alterations. So here we go.

Face Teams
Zone Defence Fighters - Pride, Ares, Varsity, Tyrro, Sabre
Divine Fury - The Legacy, Revelation, Homage, Saint Bernard, Raeda
Ani-Men of Andromeda - Cuddley Claw, Big Rooster Murdock, Tusk, Shell Shocker
Galactipalooza - Deftone, Grillz, Darth Pelvis
Mercury Rising - Professor Sudden, The Phenomenal Swift, Assassin Z
Narcotik
Umagapotamus
Strong

Heel Teams
Case Closed, Inc. (Managed by Justin Case)- G. Q. Stratus, Irish Heat, Gemin, Gemello, Irish Bratz
Death Club - The Messenger, Xymbiote, Leviathan, Death Knight II, Nightmare Niki
University of Hegemony - Hegemony and Honey Bunny, Brown Starfish, Gallows, Xiongmao
Rocketmen - Parox, Magnifico, Pariah
Heavy Metal - Grash, Harm, Motor Psycho
Dread Pirate of M83
Torn
Scar (Managed by Destina)

Independent Teams (Mostly on a count of - in my mind at least - they are made up of one heel and one face each)
Titan Death - Stryker (face), The Surgeon (heel)
Rage Against the Machine - Morbid (heel), Sledgend (face)

[Vidtek]

And here is the line-up for the first GWFZ card of my 2124

Revelation v. Leviathan
Galactipalooza v. Rocketmen: 6-Man Tag
Tusk v. Xiongmao
Narcotik v. Dread Pirate of M83
Mercury Rising v. Sagita Steel
Strong v. Scar

Plus a secret match to start the card! It's going to be unsactioned, but it will definatly start the GWFZ off with a bang (or at least a crash)!

[Vidtek]

Earth, Ireland, January 4, 2124. The loud clack of pool balls echoed through the ruckus chatter of the locals crowded into The Lucky Leprechaun this Tuesday night. The GWFZ wrestler known as Irish Heat sat on a barstool working on his third Guinness Stout when he heard one of his pub friends call out “Oy, Ian, got a visitor!”
Irish Heat turned and watched as the tall, well built Grecian man walked into the pub. His stately manner was a contrast to the dirty, rowdy regulars. Most turned to look at him, although they went back to their drinks afterword. He spotted Heat over at one of the bars and made his way over to him.
“Shouldn’t you be at the arena?” Irish Heat asked before his visitor had a chance to speak.
“I am not needed there tonight,” was the reply. The man known as Ares, the God of War, stood by the stool next to his old tag team partner. “Why are you not there?”
“I needed a drink with my mates,” Heat came back loudly, raising his glass as the rest of the pub crawlers cheered. “Besides, what’s it to you. You got a new team now.”
“This is true, but I have spoken with Pride and he is willing to give you another chance. All you need to do is tone down your temper.”
“Tone down my temper? I am an Irishman, Ares. We all have tempers! Isn’t that right, boys?!” The crowd again cheered. Ares tried hard to keep his composure. “And anyway, after my run in with the law I know Pride wouldn’t take me. But it doesn’t matter cause I got a new team of my own now.”
“What are you talking about?” Ares asked, surprised.
“Yeah, I got offered a spot on Justin Case’s new team and I took it. And he doesn’t care about my temper.”
“Ian, please,” Ares began, using Irish Heat’s real name to try and make his statement stick, “be reasonable. Justin Case is not an honorable man. He makes his living using the sorrow of others! This is unthinkable. This is madness!”
“Madness?” Irish Heat said softly, then took a look around the barroom. The few locals that where paying attention nodded at him silently, the rest where to busy drinking or playing pool. Irish Heat stood up and looked at his former teammate. “This. Is. IRELAND!” he yelled and kicked Ares straight in the gut! Then the brawl was on!
Irish Heat defeated Ares in an unsanctioned, unscheduled, and unofficial Barroom Brawl match after knocking him out cold with CHEERS.
[Note: These events where recounted after the fact by Ares, Irish Heat and a few less than sober local Irish pub flies. The GWFZ Offices and broadcast team had no idea at the time that this went down.]
(Back at the arena the GWFZ show was beginning! Mot, Kram, and Johnny Rocket welcomed the viewers to the program)
Kram: Welcome GWFZ fans to another great night of wrestling action!
Johnny Rocket: That’s right; tonight we are going to see some of the newest stars of the Z, including my new and improved Rocketmen squad!
Mot: Decorum, please!
K: Well he is right, Mot. Tonight his new Rocketmen team of newcomer Parox and The Undergrads, Magnifico and Pariah, take on the strange trio of cross-genera stars calling themselves Galactipalooza, Grillz, the newly rechristened Darth Pelvis, and another new face to the GWFZ in Deftone.
JR: And I hope they are ready to go down! My team will show them that they should be known as the Galactipa-LOSERS! Ha ha ha!
M: Decorum, please!
K: In addition to that we also get to see the GWFZ debuts of Tusk, the Dread Pirate of M83, and possibly the most anticipated new stars in GWFZ history Mercury Rising!
JR: Mercury Rising? Should be more like Mercury Falling! I still don’t see how one of those bottle-rocket scientists can compete in an environment like this. I mean after a match most guys don’t have the energy to make a sandwich, how is a man bred for short bursts of activity going to hold up in a GWFZ ring? Especially against guys like Motor Psycho, Xiongmao, and of course Parox!
M: Decorum, PLEASE!
K: And top all that off with a main event sure to bring the fans to their vertical states! Strong will go one on one with his new found nemesis and former teammate Scar in the first of this young man’s fight for his life!
JR: Yeah, we all thought Salvage was dead, now it turns out that if he doesn’t dominate his feud with Strong he could very well end up that way! I don’t think this much has ridden on a pro-wrestling feud before. I mean sure we have seen the fates of entire planets and even the cosmos itself put to the test in the GWF, but never has anyone actually admitted that if they lose a feud in the ring that they will DIE!
M: DECORUM, PLEASE!
K: Sure thing, Mot. Let’s not dally any longer and get right to the action!

Match #1: Leviathan v. Revelation
Leviathan defeats Revelation with a NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE .

JR: Wow, Leviathan is going to be a real force now! Maybe I should see if Niki would be willing to let him go…
M: Decorum, please!
K: And Revelation did seem to be having a hard time getting his footing after the breakup of Titan Pain and The GWFZ Saints. Hopefully he can find a way to work with his ex-enemy The Legacy and get his head on straight.
JR: Well he can do that later, because now it is time for the debut of the hottest team in wrestling today, the Rocketmen! If you gentlemen will excuse me, I have a match to win. (Mot opens his mouth) And before you even say it, I know…decorum, please.
(Rocket takes his headset off and head to the back. Mot has a rather shocked look on his face.)
[Note: The GWFZ Saints where a team made up of Titan Pain and The Messenger. A tribute to one of my favorite movies The Boondock Saints.]

Match #2: Galactipalooza v. The Rocketmen (with Johnny Rocket): 6-Man Tag Team Match
The Rocketmen get a quick win over Galactipalooza when Parox pinned Deftone after nailing BRING THE PAIN while The Undergrads had The Headlinerz occupied outside the ring to keep them from making the save.

K: Well I’m sure Johnny is happy with his team’s debut as he rejoins us here at the broadcast booth. Johnny, looks like your team had things well in hand out there.
JR: Darn right we did! This is a wrestling promotion, not some backwater concert hall! No one wants to hear those three morons sing and no one wants to see them wrestle! The Rocketmen are going straight to the top, baby!
M: De…
JR: (Interrupting) Don’t you start, captain one-line.
M: (mumbling)…corum, please.
(The trio is interrupted by the cameras cutting to the backstage area where GWFZ Security is trying like crazy to get Morbid and Sledgend apart! The two wild men are brawling all over the back area and they aren’t even scheduled to be on the card! They fight their way to the parking area where Sledgend drags Morbid up to the roof of a nearby hover-hummer and performs a planet shaking SHATTERING DEVASTATION down onto the hood of the car! He leaves Morbid lying broken as paramedics rush in and drag the fallen wrestler down and onto a stretcher.)
K: By the many noses of Deplog! Those two need to be caged! They are going to tare the buildings apart if they keep this up! And what’s more THEY ARE TAG TEAM PARTNERS!
JR: I don’t know what crawled up their trunks tonight, but man oh man they sure did a number on that car. I’m almost sorry I taught him that move. Almost.
M: That was nuts!
(Johnny and Kram quickly turn and look at Mot)
M: What? I do know more than two words. And since you brought up trunks, Mr. Rocket, let’s get to the ring for the debut of the biggest Ani-Man in wrestling history, TUSK!
K: Hey, I do the segues…

Match #3: Tusk v. Xiongmao
Tusk beats Xiongmao with a flying cross body from the top rope! The weight was so much and the impact so great that the ring collapsed!

M, K, & JR: OH MY DIETY OF CHOICE!
K: I don’t have words!
M: The ring broke.
JR: Did that just happen?!
M: The ring. Broke.
K: I am speechless.
JR: I can’t believe that just flippin’ happened!
M: The ring broke!
K: I guess we’ll have to take a little break while the crew gets this put back together. Stay with us fans.
M: THE RING BROKE!
JR: We know Mot, thanks for sharing. I think I liked you better when it was just “Decorum, please.”

The pictures of space wrecks, ambulances, fire trucks, and hospitals are shown in a collage of images, underneath it all a vocal track says:
Have you been injured? Do you need someone who will be there to help you? Do you need the kind of legal representation that gets results? Well then you need Case Closed, Incorporated. They will be there to get you the money you deserve from the people who did you wrong. Call the law offices of Case Closed, Inc. now, and get ready to get some justice!
The image then shifts to a shot of Justin Case sitting on his desk, the phone number for his offices on the screen below him:
JC: Remember, you may need me…Justin Case.

(After a break while the ring crew repaired the mess left after the Xiongmao/Tusk match, Mot, Kram, and Johnny Rocket are still sitting at ringside.)
K: Well fans, while the crew puts the finishing touches on the ring, let’s hear a pre-recorded statement from one of the men in the next match, Narcotik.

(Narcotik is standing outside a plain white building with few windows.)
N: Hello, fans. First of all, let me thank you for your support and praise. It hasn’t been an easy road for me, but I’m turning my life around. You see, when I’m not wrestling I will be admitted here, to the Intergalactic Rehabilitation Center. I am serious about getting my self clean, and I am going to prove it. So remember fans, always respect the law and don’t partake in illegal substances.

JR: Narcotik doing PSAs, now there’s an irony for you. I’m glad I dumped his druggy butt off my team. He’ll be back on the stuff in a month.
M: Decorum, please!
JR: That’s more like it! Thanks for the insight, Mot.
K: Well how Narcotik progresses in his attempt to clean up his act is yet to be seen, but that video was shot one week ago and he’s wrestling now in his first bout since entering his rehab program.
JR: Yeah, against the Dread Pirate of M83! I hear he has been a drug smuggler in the past, maybe he ran some of the stuff Narcotik was taking.
M: De…
JR: (Interrupting) Or maybe he could get him some more. I mean a junkie is always looking to score, right?
M: De…
K: (Interrupting) Now Johnny, that’s horrible. The man wants to clean his life up, is that so bad?
M: De…
JR: (Interrupting) Clean his life up? You forget, Kram, I worked with the guy for the better part of a year. I was the guy that helped him get this job in the first place. The guy couldn’t clean his life up with an industrial sized washerbot! He’s got more track marks than and interstellar rail line switch yard! He’s…
M: (Interrupting) DECORUM, PLEASE! The match is about to start!

Match #4: The Dread Pirate of M83 v. Narcotik
Narcotik gets a dq victory over the Dread Pirate when the Dread Pirate wouldn’t back off his attack outside the ring. The two men had to be separated by GWFZ security.

K: So it seems that the Dread Pirate lives up to his ruthless reputation. A reputation gained from being the scourge of the galactic shipping lanes for the better part of two centuries.
JR: Now how can that be, the guy looks younger than I am. There’s no way he’s the real Dread Pirate of M83. Looks like I might have to get back into investigative reporter mode and find out more about this guy.
M: You do that. Meanwhile, our next two debuting stars are coming in to a tremendous amount of fanfare.
K: Right you are, Mot. Never before has a native of Mercury set foot in a wrestling ring. And now we are going to see two of them!
JR: No Kram, we are still only going to see one. His partner isn’t even a legitimate being. He’s a construct, no more a biological entity than my toaster. And besides, why should we even let him wrestle? Who knows what kind of weird and unusual things have been built into this “guy.” Maybe he’s indestructible, maybe he’s immune to pain, maybe he’s got…
M: (Interrupting) Maybe we should watch, as Mercury Rising makes their in ring debut!

Match #5: Mercury Rising v. Sagitta Steel
Mercury Rising defeat Sagitta Steel when Professor Sudden pinned Harm with a Sudden Impact! However after the match Grash waylaid The Phenomenal Swift with his Steel Title belt and jumped in the ring. Harm and Grash did a number on Sudden that ended with Harm locking in HARM’S WAY until a cadre of referees and security is able to convince him to let Sudden go. The professor has to be carried to the back by his creation.

JR: Well that sure was a pump fisting match!
K: What are you talking about?
JR: I read it in the program that was given out to introduce the new guys. See here (pulls out a copy of the GWFZ InvaZion handbook), right on page 26 “Prepare for some of the most off the wall and pump fisting matches in GWFZ history when Professor Sudden is in the ring!” I’m just taking the material I’m given.
M: Who was in charge of editing that?
K: I don’t know, but that is a very funny error. I’m sure they meant “fist pumping.”
JR: Maybe not. I mean the vernacular kids use these days changes so suddenly. HA, get it? Sudden -ly, ha ha.
K: Ugh, I got it.
M: Decorum, please.
JR: Sudden-ly, ha, I kill me.
K: And speaking of killing it’s almost time for our main event! The first meeting between Strong and his former partner, once known as Salvage and now known as the Gladiator Scar!
JR: You’re right, Kram. We all know the stakes for this feud, so this is going to be one intense matchup.
M: I agree!
K: So let’s wait no further and get to our main event!

Match #6: Strong v. Scar (with Destina)
Scar was able to pull off a win over Strong via DEATH BY AETHRAN . Destina was at ringside but offered no help or distractions.

JR: Well at this point it looks like Scar gets to live.
K: This was only their first match, Johnny. I don’t know if he’ll be able to keep up this momentum.
M: And what was Destina doing out there if she didn’t help Scar out?
JR: She’s an Aethran woman, Mot. Are you going to tell her she can’t be somewhere?
K: Well fans, that’s all we have for this week. Thank you for joining us and see you next time on the GWFZ!

(Backstage we see Commissioner Nexus walking in the garage, on his phone.)
CN: Yes I know…we’ll call a meeting tomorrow to discuss this….No, you’re right attacks like that are exactly why I have our new team…Of course…No, I’ll call the other members of the committee…OK…talk to you then…goodbye.
(Nexus hangs up the phone and comes around the corner with his head down looking for his keys. He then looks up at his hover-hummer…and sees the carnage that Sledgend and Morbid left behind. He drops his bag and stutters as the camera fades to black.)

Hope you enjoyed the show…be here for the next one!

[Vidtek]

GWFZ Press Release…from the desk of Commissioner Nexus
- In light of recent events I am hereby ordering the following two matches to take place on the next GWFZ card.
First, due to the attack on Professor Sudden by Grash and Harm, I am ordering the team of Sagitta Steel to face my enforecers, Titan Death! They will be used as an example of what will happen when wrestlers attempt to take matters into their own hands when I am the final law of the GWFZ. My position WILL be respected.
Second, because of the fact that Morbid and Sledgend can’t seem to keep their hands off each other’s necks, I am ordering them to face off in a Castor Chain Match, that way they can’t roam free tearing up the backstage area and damaging private property. Also, the loser of that match will be forced to pay a fine equal to the cost of repairs to the vehicle they damaged.
I hope these actions send a message to the GWFZ locker room that I am not going to be a push over commissioner. My fed, my rules.
Signed,
Stellar Nexus

Also a GWFZ News Update:
It seems that Professor Sudden suffered some minor injuries as a result of the attack by Sagitta Steel. It is unknown at this time if this will affect his ring time, but sources say he is still willing to wrestle if he is booked to do so.

[Vidtek]

Here's the schedualed matches for my next GWFZ event!

Raeda v. Nightmare Niki
Duplos v. ZDF (Varsity and Tyrro)
Morbid v. Sledgend: Castor Chain Match
The Legecy v. The Messenger
Sagitta Steel v. Titan Death
Plus it seems Irish Heat may have had another visitor to his favorite hang-out. Who was it and what happened?
Also, Commissioner Nexus wasn't the only one steamed by Sagitta Steel's attack! Find out who else is upset and what they plan to do about it!
And as a special treat, see the return of The Launching Pad with Johnny Rocket and his first guest...TUSK!

[Vidtek]

Earth, Ireland, January, 11, 2124. The Lucky Leprechaun was jumping as it was every night. The juke box played as the locals drank and played pool, a quiet (for Ireland) Tuesday night. And once again Irish Heat sat on his stool drinking and telling some other patrons about some of his wrestling matches.
“So I got this guy in a headlock, right, and I’m pounding his face in with my fist when all of a sudden…”
The pub door opened and everyone stopped what they where doing. They watched as the stranger entered their home away from home. It was a large, angry looking chicken man.
“I’m looking fer Irish Heat!” he called, sauntering past the few locals who hadn’t yet gone back to their drinks and games.
“Well, you found him,” Heat called from the bar stool. “What can I do for you?”
“I hear tell you’re a brawler, one of the best,” said the chicken man.
“Oh aye, Ian here is the best brawler in all of Ireland,” said one of Heat’s hangers on, “Isn’t that right fellas?!” A rousing cheer of approval followed.
“Now you see I’m here to find out. I just signed on to the GWFZ myself. Name’s Murdock…Big Rooster Murdock” he said, getting into Heat’s face. Heat just smiled and turned back to his beer.
“Seems to me any man’s gotta put that in his name must actually have a wee little…”
Murdock grabbed Heat’s beer right out of his hand and chugged it down himself. He then smashed the glass over the bar. Heat turned and looked at him.
“You shouldn’t have done that.”
“What’re you gonna do ‘bout it?” Murdock asked.
“This,” was Heat’s reply as he balled up his fist and punched Murdock in the face. The fight was on!
Irish Heat defeats Big Rooster Murdock in an unscheduled, unsanctioned Bar Room Brawl match after knocking him out cold with CHEERS.
Again these events where relayed after the fact by those involved and by witnesses. The GWF office was unaware this took place at the time it did.
(The show starts at the arena as Mot, Kram and Johnny Rocket welcome the fans at home to the show!)
K: Welcome fans to another great night here in the GWFZ! Tonight promises to be another action packed evening.
JR: Oh yeah, even though my Rocketmen aren’t on it we do get to see the return of my highly rated interview segment The Launching Pad!
M: Decorum, please.
K: And of course we have wrestling action for you as well as the GWFZ Tag Team Champions Duplos take on the Zone Defense Fighters, Varsity and Tyrro.
JR: Tyrro keeps talking about how he will get stronger when he gets better, but of course he would have to get better first! Ha ha!
M: Decorum, Please.
K: And of course there are the two matches announced this week via the GWFZ website, Morbid will face Sledgend in a Castor Chain Match.
JR: And Sagitta Steel, Grash and Harm, have to be the first team to take on the commissioner’s enforcers Titan Death, Stryker and Surgeon.
M: It does indeed sound like a wonderful night of wrestling!
K: So let’s go ahead and kick things off!

Match #1: Raeda v. Nightmare Niki
Nightmare Niki beat Raeda via pin fall after RAVER’S REVENGE

K: Nightmare Niki is sure improving her ring skills. Maybe spending time with fellow Second Realm-er The Messenger is starting to rub off on her.
JR: Those two can have each other! Neither of them seems to exemplify the traits that one could expect from beings from a higher plane of existence dedicated to good and positive energy. She reminds me more of a Fourth Realm demon.
M: Decorum, please!
JR: What? I’m just saying she acts more like a demon than an angel.
K: Well she keeps winning like that and Sabre may have to watch out for her GWFZ Women’s title!
JR: Now, gents, if you will excuse me I have a segment to host.

(Johnny leaves the broadcast booth and walks up the ramp to a special stage made just for this segment. There is a big wooden desk and beside it a smaller leather chair. A holoscreen behind them constantly reads “The Launching Pad” over footage of rockets being launched.)
Johnny Rocket: Welcome, GWFZ fans to the newest installment of The Launching Pad! I know it’s been a while since the last time I hosted this show, but a new year and some new members of the Z roster have made me want to put it back on the air!
Now tonight my guest will amaze you with his sheer size and power. He is the biggest Ani-Men to ever enter a GWF or GWFZ ring AND is among the biggest competitors ever in the GWF and the Z regardless of race. Please welcome Tusk!
(Tusk comes out to the stage to the cheers of the crowd. He sits down in the chair next to Johnny’s desk and it creaks obviously and ominously.)
JR: Whoa there big fella, let’s not go damaging my furniture.
T: Sorry, can’t help it.
JR: I’ll remember to reinforce it next time. And speaking of reinforcing things, it looks like the ring will need some after your match with Xiongmao last week! What ever possessed a big guy like you to take to the air like that?
T: It was my debut match, I wanted to give the fans something to remember. I thought taking a leap off the turnbuckle would leave a lasting impression in people’s minds. Besides the name of my team with Cuddley Claw is Flying Zoo, I figured I ought to do some flying too.
JR: Well I think I’ve seen about everything now that I’ve seen an elephant fly! Now tell us a little about your background. You are the former head of the Andromeda Zoo Security team, which must have been a tough job.
T: It was, but you know I loved it. Every day was something new to look forward to. And since the Andromeda Zoo hosts some of the most exotic beasts in the Galaxy and can be matched only by The Savage Kingdom on Neptune, it was a lot of hard work making sure no one messed with those animals.
JR: What possessed you to give pro wrestling a try?
T: (Before Tusk can answer Umagapotamus comes out of nowhere and blindsides him! He starts laying into him with fists and kicks while Johnny bails for his life. Dragging the big man over to the edge of the stage, Umagapotamus gets Tusk in position for SAMOAN HIPPO SPIKE and drives it into Tusk’s neck, sending him down off the stage and through a technician’s table! The crowd boos as Umagapotamus turns and leaves, letting paramedics rush to the side of the fallen elephant man.)

K: WOAH! That was a vicious assault by Umagapotamus! I didn’t think he would go after Tusk like that.
M: Well he is another wild, untamed Ani-Man, Kram.
K: Right you are, Mot. And now Johnny Rocket rejoins us here at the broadcast booth. Johnny, are you OK?
JR: How dare he?! How dare he interrupt my show?! Umagapotamus, I’m going to make sure you pay for that!
K: Show some heart, Johnny, Tusk was just knocked off the stage with a SAMOAN HIPPO SPIKE.
M: Let’s just hope he will recover!.
JR: Oh I’m sure he’ll be fine, but my set may need to be redone…
M: Decorum, please!

(They take a commercial break)
(Scenes of hospitals, doctors, nurses, and open pill bottles flash by as a voice over says:
Doctors, have you or someone you know suffered at the hands of the frivolous lawsuits over your supposed malpractice? Have you lost millions due to the constant barrage of complaints? Are you unable to see your patients because you spend all your time in the courtroom fighting unnecessary legal actions? If so call the offices of Case Closed, Incorporated now and we guarantee we will take on all your legal issues and we will make them all go away. Call the law offices of Case Closed, Inc. now, and get ready to get some justice!
(The shot switches to Justin Case sitting on his desk with his phone number displayed below him on the screen)
JC: Remember, you might need me…Justin Case

(After the break the next match is ready to go)
Match #2: Duplos v. ZDF
Duplos is able to hold up against the ZDF and gets the win when Gemello pins Varsity after TWICE AS HARD.

JR: Well Justin Case’s new tag team sure proved their worth tonight. To bad they are going back to answering phones for Case Closed, Inc. after this.
M: Decorum, please.
K: They are the GWFZ Tag Team Champions, so Justin would be a fool to not let them do what they do best.
JR: I’m sure he’s using them to the best of their abilities, but it must be hard since Justin is a lawyer and doesn’t raise barns or plow fields.
M: Decorum, please.
JR: All I’m saying is that the guy, or those guys, are like the space Amish. It shocks me any of them ever leave their planet.
K: Moving on, there is a lot at stake in this next match.
M: Right you are, Kram.
JR: Yeah, after the number these two did on the commish’s hover-hummer I’m surprised to see them still employed! This should be a real knockdown, drag-out!
K: And of course the looser will be fined the amount it will take to fix the damage done to Commissioner Nexus’ car!
M: Truly a squabble over details…car detailing that is!
JR: Leave the jokes to me, will ya?

Match #3: Morbid v. Sledgend: Castor Chain Match
Sledgend makes a fair showing but falls short against Morbid when he is forced to submit to MORBIDLY CRUEL

K: Looks like the cost of repairs comes out of Sledgend’s pocket.
JR: Well Nexus better take it straight out of his check, cause I worked with the guy and let me tell you he has all the financial sense of a lima bean.
M: (muffled) Decorum, please.
K: Please speak clearly into the microphone…
(From out of the back walks GWFZ Champion Pride! He walks down to the ring with a mic in his hand. The fans are cheering.)
JR: What’s he doing out here?
K: He has a mic, let’s find out.
M: Yes, let’s hear what he has to say.

P: Fans, last week I watched as two men took it upon themselves to try and injure another wrestler. Now I understand that Commissioner Nexus has his own plans to deal with this situation, but as the leader of the Zone Defense Fighters I feel the need to take action myself! So I am calling out the leader of that gang of thugs! Motor Psycho, get out here and face me, NOW!
(The crowd cheers at the challenge, and boos lustily when Psycho does come out from the back to stand on the ramp…with Grash and Harm flanking him.)
MP: (Laughing) You’re challenging me, little man? Ha! I’ll run you down like a three-legged turtle on the highway! You’re on…but not now. (The fans boo). You see my boys have got a match tonight too, so I gotta get them prepped and ready to go. So if you’re gonna face me, it’s gonna be in the Main Event!
(The crowd cheers as Pride thinks over the offer for a moment.)
P: Fine, you want this match in the Main Event, you’re on! I’ll see you in the ring!
(The three men on the ramp leave, as does Pride.)

K: There you have it, folks! Our Main Event tonight is going to be GWFZ Champ Pride taking on Motor Psycho one-on-one!
JR: I honestly don’t like Pride’s chances. I mean sure he’s been training, but Motor Psycho isn’t a slouch either. And he outweighs Pride by, like, what? 90 pounds?
M: Decorum, please.

Match #4: The Legacy (with Homage) v. The Messenger
The Legacy was able to get the win by making The Messenger feel a little INNER PEACE.

JR: The Legacy holds his composure together to get the win. Maybe Homage’s presence had something to do with that.
K: What do you mean, Johnny?
JR: Well I know when my significant other is around I sure feel a lot calmer…of course she also makes me feel a lot more…
M: (Interrupting) DECORUM, PLEASE!
JR: Easy, easy, don’t pop a vain. Otherwise I might have to host this show alone again.

Match #5: Titan Death v. Sagitta Steel
Sagitta Steel almost upset the debut of Titan Death until Titan Death was able to hit LAST RIGHTS on Grash. After the match Stryker clocked Harm in the head with a crowbar and he and Surgeon went to town on Grash, finishing off the assault with a double flying leg drop from the top ropes! Harm recovered and Motor Psycho came out and chased the Commissioner’s henchmen away and dragged their fallen comrade to the back.

K: What a horrible display! Sagitta Steel was put in this match for attacking Professor Sudden after the match and what happens?! Titan Death goes and does the exact same thing! It’s deplorable!
JR: It’s an eye for an eye, Kram. They are sending a message that Titan Death are no one to be taken lightly and that the Commissioner’s punishment is something to be feared.
M: I agree with Mr. Rocket.
(Kram and Johnny both look at Mot puzzled)
M: He makes a good point, Titan Death needs to put a strong front forward, especially with how many times they almost lost this match.
JR: Mot, I like you even more now. I take back some of the bad things I’ve said about you.
K: Oh brother, decorum, please…

Match #6: Pride v. Motor Psycho
Pride took a savage beating at the hands of Motor Psycho but was able to mount a comeback and get the win after a PATRIOT MISSLE.

K: Pride makes good on his word to defeat Motor Psycho. Not a good night for Heavy Metal.
JR: Pride really got lucky! Motor Psycho was pounding him every time he got close. It just so happens Pride got a little bit ahead, that’s all. I wouldn’t put my money on him in a rematch.
M: Decorum, please.
K: Well that’s all the time we have tonight, tune in next week for another exciting GWFZ card!

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This fed is FAN'FRIGGIN'TASTIC!!!

Amazing read, outstanding matches and wonderful characterization.

Keep 'em coming.........

[Vidtek]

Here's the line-up for the next GWFZ card. After all that went down last week, what more could happen this week?

One-on-one Debut:
Parox v. Deftone

Shock and Claw v. Dean's List (Hegemony and Brown Starfish)

Homage v. Xymbiote

Umagapotamus v. Tusk

G.Q. Stratus & Irish Heat v. Pride & Ares

Hardcore Titan Death Match:
Harm v. Stryker

PLUS you will hear from the Dread Pirate of M83 as he agreed to appear on The Launching Pad!
And with Irish Heat on the card, did The Lucky Leprechaun get a reprieve from it's apparent duty as off sight unoffical brawl spot? DON'T BET ON IT! Find out who mixed it up at the GWFZ's favorite Irish pub this week.

See you there!

[Vidtek]

Being so very way behind here I am going to just post the results of the cards I have had since Jan. 11 and when I get a chance (no that I'm caught up) I will bring you the in depth excitement you have come to expect.

Jan. 18, 2124
Irish Bratz and Sabre have a no-contest in an unoficial "ladies night" Bar Room Brawl.
Parox over Deftone.
Shock and Claw lose to Dean's List (Hegemony and Brown Starfish)
Umagapotamus over Tusk.
The Dread Pirate of M83 admited that he was "no one of consiquence" and that masks are "terribly comfortable" and forsees everyone wearing one in the future.
Homage defeated Xymbiote.
Pride and Ares win over G.Q. Stratus and Irish Heat.
Stryker defeats Harm in a Hardcore Titan Death Match.

Jan. 25, 2124
In the first officially sanctioned Bar Room Brawl (as all will be from now on) Irish Heat beats Varsity.
Torn pins Gemin.
Big Men on Campus get disqualified against Flying Zoo.
G.Q. Stratus struts his stuff on The Launching Pad, angering Troyboy, who calls him out for next week.
Dread Pirate of M83 gets a win over The Legacy.
Grash loses to Phenominal Swift.
Titan Death can't hold back Rage Against the Machine and Sledgend gets the pinfall.
Strong evens the score against Scar in a Hardcore Titan Death Match.

Feb. 1, 2124
Pride, guest on The Launching Pad, says it is an honor to face The Phenomenal Swift for the title at SHOOT FOR THE STARS.
Nightmare Niki beats Raeda.
Brown Starfish squeezes out a win over Cuddley Claw.
Death Club is DQed against Holy Order (Revelation and Homage)
G.Q. Stratus schools Troyboy.
Ares is successful in a handicap match against Duplos (aranged by Justin Case)
The Undergrads defeat The Headlinerz.
Phenomenal Swift wins over Morbid.

Feb. 6, 2124: SHOOT FOR THE STARS PPV
Morbid loses to Irish Heat in a Bar Room Brawl.
Sledgend over Umagapotamus.
The Univeristy of Hegemony wins an Eight-Man tag match against The Animen.
Grash retains his Steel Championship in a cage match against Professor Sudden.
Titan Death defeat The Headlinerz
The Messenger gets a 666 victory over The Legacy.
Scar punishes Strong in a Falls Count Anywhere match.
The Undergrads win the Tag Team titles from Duplos.
The Phenomenal Swift becomes GWFZ Champion defeating Pride.

Feb. 8, 2124
Mercury Rising is on The Launching Pad. Phenomenal Swift isn't very charismatic on the stick. Hegemony comes out delaring he's the #1 contender and that Swift shouldn't be alowed to even wrestle because he isn't a "real person."
Grash loses to Irish Heat in a Bar Room Brawl, and Heat takes the Steel Title.
Troyboy stuns the Dread Pirate of M83.
Holy Order fall to Death Club.
Tusk and Motor Psycho end in a double DQ.
Narcotik (still coming to work from the rehab center) defeats Parox.
Headlinerz get revenge on Titan Death.
Professor Sudden shocks Xiongmao, before the panda beats him senceless and gets DQed.

Feb. 15, 2124
The Lauching Pad is in The Lucky Leprechaun with Irish Heat, who says he can't loose on his "home turf" and unless it's a tag match, he'll face all his opponents inside the bar! Strong comes in and at least proves the first half of his statement wrong, handing heat his first Bar Room Loss. Then HE takes the Steel Title belt!
Pride pins Gemello (forced to wrestle alone by Justin Case).
Sagitta Steel win over Shock and Claw.
Leviathan defeats Revelation.
Surgeon takes down Deftone (although it's really Deftone who takes himself down).
Sabre and Raeda lose to Irish Bratz and Nightmare Niki.
Gallows hangs Assassin Z out to dry.

Feb. 22, 2124
The Undergrads are featured on The Launching Pad and get called out by Rage Against the Machine for later that night, which they accept.
Irish Bratz takes down Raeda in another "ladies night" Bar Rom Brawl.
Stryker over Darth Pelvis.
The Animen over Sagitta Steel in a Six-Man tag match.
Tyrro goes over G.Q. Stratus (and finally makes it to stage 2).
Scar bloodies up Strong in a Barbed Wire Steel Cage, and walks out with the Steel Title belt.
The Undergards retain the belts against Rage Against the Machine.
Darian Caelum makes a successful GWFZ debut against Brown Starfish.

Feb. 29, 2124.
On The Launching Pad Grash calls out Commissioner Nexus and demands that his Steel Title belt be returned as his rules clearly state it can only be won in a "cage" match, not in a bar fight. Nexus agrees that since it is his title he can make the rules, but he would have to face the man in possession of the title in a "cage" match to get it back. Scar comes out, gets right in Grash's face and only says three words..."CIRCINUS CELL MATCH!" Grash about faints.
Thomas Keller has a successful debut against Torn.
Big Rooster Murdock defeated the debuting Syber of the Sagitta Steel Team.
The Holy Order fall to Death Club in a Six-Man tag match.
Irish Heat is disqualified in a regular match against Ares (he was forced to compete in at least one per his contract and not even Justin could get him out of it).
Scar crushed Grash in a Circinus Cell Match to retain...or win depending on how you look at it...the Steel title.
Assassin Z and Professor Sudden made a good team in beating Big Men on Campus.
With Honey Bunny's help Hegemony is able to get the win over Phenomenal Swift and win the GWFZ Championship!

Mar. 7, 2124
Hegemony celebrates on The Launching Pad and Ares and Pride both come out and want to be the #1 contender, leading to a match between the two of them later that night.
Destina defeats Sabre.
Umagapotamus hands Cuddley Claw his backside.
Tyrro (Stage 2) and Varsity face off against Gemin (wrestling as Duplos) and win a handicap match brought to you by Justin Case (using the technicality that Gemin wanted to use the name Duplos both for himself and for the tag team).
Scar keeps the Steel title in a cage match against Sledgend.
Professor Sudden defeats Pariah and declairs that he and Swift will be going after the Tag Team Titles next.
The Headlinerz fail against Sagitta Steel.
Ares becomes the official #1 contender by beating Pride.

Mar. 14, 2124
The Lauching Pad sees Scar declair his Aethran domination over the Steel Title. Morbid silently takes exception to this and the two are booked for a match later that night.
Irish Heat clobberrs Big Rooster Murdock in the chickens return to The Lucky Leprechaun.
Morbid is able to get Scar to toss him threw the door of the cage to win the Steel Title.
Duplos (both members this time) get a win over Shock and Claw.
A still angry Grash beats Grillz.
Phenomenal Swift conquers Magnifico.
Titan Death are jumped by Death Club and thrown in the ring with a ref, but somehow they are able to pull off the win.
Ares, in an effort to "work his way to the head of the class" defeats Brown Starfish. Starfish, after the match, calls Hegemony a "creep" and Honey Bunny a "beard" and quits the GWFZ.

Mar. 21, 2124
The Launching Pad sees Titan Death Looking for answers to last weeks unprovoced attack from Death Club. The Messenger comes out and says that Stryker is being punished for "loosing the faith" and that Surgeon is just collateral damage. The Messenger also says that Revelation will be "made accountable" as well. (This of course is because of the break-up of The Saints of the GWFZ).
Deftone gets his first GWFZ win over Syber.
The Messenger takes down Homage.
Irish Heat gets himself and G.Q. Stratus DQed against Flying Zoo.
Xymbiote beats Revelation.
Leviathan defeats Stryker.
Rage Against the Machine get a win over Sagitta Steel.
And in another "warm-up" match, Ares only manages to get a win over Xiongmao after the panda gets himself DQed.