Thanks for the comments Case and Avarice, I'm having fun with this one and the characters make it fun too and if you happen to watch TNA iMPACT! lastnight I've taken a concept they used with a strange character debut for this latest TNE Wrestling iMPACT!...( SHOW 6 - 3.01 )
* OPENING VIDEO IS PLAYED *
This is TNE, the new face of professional wrestling...
I'am, I'am, possessed by the grass, grass
and my greed and hunger, hunger
running through my veins
can you feel it?
watching all the stars, stars
taking me higher, higher
emotional havoc, havoc
running through my veins
watch it change me...
* THEN WE ARE NOW LIVE IN THE iMPACT! STUDIOS *
Enthusiastic Eric is in the ring where he is bouncing off the ropes and he has Green Heep and the Bully Beatdown Bureau with him in the ring. Eric starts to talk about how TNE Wrestling brass has tried to dethrone him by bringing in the Farm and that they've failed, he then calls out the Farm who comes out a few moments later and both sides spar words back and forth and then Eric tells the Farm they have a match tonight against Heep and the BBB, this is when Spider-Monkey says it's on and the Farm charges the ring a full on brawl erupts...
Mike Tye : Whew... Hello wrestling fans and welcome to TNE's iMPACT!, TZ 13 we just saw all out war between Eric's men and the Farm...
TZ 13 : That was poppin Mike poppin, those six men are going to wrestle in our main event and thats off the hoof...
We are backstage with Kristy Emmy who interviews the TNE Wrestling World Champion Epitome, Epitome talks about facing T-X whose a tough wrestler but he is not going to let some masked freak take whats his and thats the World Title...
TNE Wrestling E Division MatchLaz Umbero vs. GoredogUmbero is the first to walk out to a round of cheers and then Goredog walks out to a mix reaction and this match kicks off...iMPACT! Action : Laz Umbero had the upperhand in this match and then it spilled outside the ring where Goredog grabs the referee and bodyslams him on the floor and Goredog is
DISQUALIFIED and your winner is
LAZ UMBERO!
We see Stretch Savannah and he asking some of the stage hands in the back where is Tourniquet and he has no luck finding her, we then see Crac Rocco getting warmed up for his match when Umbero gives him advice and then we head back to the ring...
Crac Rocco vs. Galvin KincadeIn a preview match of the World Tag Team Title Match at Destination E Galvin Kincade walks out first to a round of jeers from the crowd and then they pop and chat "CRAC!" over and over when Crac Rocco walks out and this match kicks off...iMPACT! Action : Crac Rocco never had a chance in this match, Kincade dominated him and in the end he delivers a
IRISH SHAMROCK LEAF and your winner is
GALVIN KINCADE!
* A DESTINATION E PPV VIDEO IS PLAYED *
We are back at the ring where the lights are out and strange and weird music is heard and then a spotlight shines upward where a strange creature is lowered down and this creature is in the middle of the ring where it exits and walks over to a wall that has
MACROCOSM spray painted on it...
and he busts through it and there sits a animen frog lady and a robot and this creature sits down on this sofa and crushes it from his weight, we then cut to Mike Tye and TZ 13 who are baffled by what just went down and Mike Tye says he was wearing toilet paper and TZ 13 replies with that was wacky wild stuff and we head back to the ring...
Jeff P vs. Allan LockeAllan Locke walks out first to a round of jeers and then Jeff P walks out and these two lock up...iMPACT! Action : This was another match that spilled outside the ring and the referee
DISQUALIFIES Allan Locke for not heeding his warning and your winner is
JEFF P!
Mike Tye and TZ 13 talk about the upcoming main event which pits The Farm against Green Heep and the Bully Beatdown Bureau and we then see a recap video of the brawl from earlier in the show and then we are back at the ring...
* Main Event -The Farm {inj} vs. Green Heep ; Bully Beatdown BureauThe smell is awful when Green Heep walks out first and following him with gasmasks on are Huge and Massive the Bully Beatdown Bureau and they recieve a round of jeers and then the Farm walks out to "MooMoo Child" and this match kicks off...iMPACT! Action : All six men battled hard in this match that went back and forth, then Spider-Monkey and Stretch Savannah delivers a
LEAP OF FAITH with the injured Savannah getting the pinfall on Green Heep and your winners are
THE FARM!
After the match the "Immortal" Spider-Monkey grabs a mic and talks about how Enthusiastic Eric failed tonight it beating the Farm and then SM says "Watcha "Ooo Ooo" Gonna Do, when the Farm Runs Wild On You! " and then Mike Tye and TZ 13 sign off and this broadcast of
TNE Wrestling iMPACT! ends...
