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Post by Crimson Cross on Mar 26, 2010 14:48:50 GMT -5
( PREVIEW SHOW ) * OPENING VIDEO IS PLAYED * This is TNE, the new face of professional wrestling...
I'am, I'am, possessed by the grass, grass
and my greed and hunger, hunger
running through my veins
can you feel it?
watching all the stars, stars
taking me higher, higher
emotional havoc, havoc
running through my veins
watch it change me... * WE ARE NOW LIVE IN THE iMPACT! STUDIOS * Mike Tye : Hello wrestling fans this is Mike Tye and joining me is former wrestler in TZ 13 and TZ we have a preview of whats to come here in Total Non-stop Enthusiastic Wrestling... TZ 13 : Mike it's good to be with you and this place will be poppin once we get the in-ring wrestling started and from my point of view as a former wrestler the wrestlers here in TNE are going to bring it... Mike Tye : First off lets show the roster of athletes who will be on the TNE Roster... Mike Tye : TZ 13 I'm sure your familiar with one of the wrestlers on the roster and that is Epitome... TZ 13 : Your correct Mike, Epitome and I were in Extreme Chaotic Wrestling and that cat was one tough hombre. One of the wrestlers who does stand out for me other then Epitome is Crac Rocco, brother I'm glad I'm retired... Mike Tye : A note about two of the people on the roster, one is TNE Wrestling owner and commissioner in Enthustiastic Eric and the other is a unique lady who has a special gift in where she can heal or hinder a wrestler and he name is Tourniquet. Now for our last preview of TNE Wrestling is the Championships and here they are... Mike Tye : As you can see we have the TNE Wrestling World Championship, the TNE Wrestling E Division Championship which will be explained on our first broadcast and then we have the TNE Wrestling World Tag Team Championships and so for TZ 13 this is Mike Tye and have a goodnight and we'll see you soon... * Note : I'm using Broc Atkinson's EWE and Holiday Horror Characters |
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Post by Crimson Cross on Mar 26, 2010 17:07:17 GMT -5
( SHOW 1 - 2.01 ) * OPENING VIDEO IS PLAYED * This is TNE, the new face of professional wrestling...
I'am, I'am, possessed by the grass, grass
and my greed and hunger, hunger
running through my veins
can you feel it?
watching all the stars, stars
taking me higher, higher
emotional havoc, havoc
running through my veins
watch it change me... * WE ARE NOW LIVE IN THE iMPACT! STUDIOS * Mike Tye : Welcome wrestling fans to the first Monday Night TNE's iMPACT! and we are headed to this Sunday's pay-per-view... * PPV VIDEO IS SHOWN * Mike Tye : At The Odds pay-per-view we will be crowning the new TNE Wrestling World Champion in a Eight Blades of Grass Tournament, but tonight we are going to crown the first ever TNE Wrestling E Division Champion... TZ 13 : Mike that Eight Blades of Grass Tournament will be off the hoof, but we have coming up right now is our first match and so lets bust out the action... TNE Wrestling E Division Title TournamentLaz Umbero vs. Ralf RebalOne half of Road Rage Ralf Rebal walks out first to a round of jeers from the fans, then Laz Umbero walks out and the crowd pops for him and these two lock up...iMPACT! Action : Laz Umbero started off on the offensive and had a good showing with the crowd chanting "Umbero" and "TNE" over and over, then Rebal takes control and he finished off Umbero with a NOSE PIERCING and your winner is RALF REBAL! After the match Mike Tye and TZ 13 talk about how the action is fast pace in the E Divsion and Umbero and Rebal showcased some of that exciting action and now Rebal advances to the final round for the title, then we goto the backstage area... We see Enthusiastic Eric sitting in his office on his vidphone and he hangs up and thats when Jeff P walks in and Eric tells him that he is the odd's on favorite to win the Eight Blades of Grass Tournament and that people are betting on it to happen. Jeff P smiles and tells Eric that he wants to be in the first match at the pay-per-view so he can rest up for the long haul in the tournament and Eric agrees with him and then we are headed back to the ring... TNE Wrestling E Division Title TournamentRay III vs. Cahan O'NeilThe crowd started to chant again "TNE" over and over, then Chahan O'Neil walks out one half of Rough House Irish and the crowd jeers him, then Ray III pops up at the entrance way and the crowd cheers for him and these two lock up...iMPACT! Action : O'Neil had a good showing as did Ray III with them sparing back and forth, then Ray III takes control and he delivers a CHOP BLOCK KNEE and your winner is RAY III! The crowd was really happy with the outcome of the match and one half of the crowd chanted "RAY" while the other half chanted following the other fans with "THREE" and then we head to the backstage area... The camera shows outside the iMPACT! Studios and we see a yellow and red hummvee hover-car float down and the window rolls open and we see the "Immortal" Spider-Monkey and he talks about how Spider-mania will run wild on TNE Wrestling in the very near future and then SM drivers upward and off into the night sky, then we head back to Mike Tye and TZ 13... Mike and TZ talk about how the rumors are correct that Spider-Monkey is headed to TNE and TZ 13 says thats off the hoof and then we head to the ring for the main event match... * Main Event - TNE Wrestling E Division Title TournamentRay III vs. Ralf RebalRalf Rebal is the first to walk out and he confronts a fan but then walks to the ring, then Ray III pops up at the entrance way and he runs to the ring and the match kicks off...iMPACT! Action : These two really went toe-to-toe in this hard fought showdown, but in the end Rebal had the upperhand and he delivered a CROSS BODY off the top turnbuckle and your winner and new TNE Wrestling E Division Champion is RALF REBAL! After his victory Cream Soda his partner in Road Rage comes out and celebrates with Rebal in his victory, Mike Tye and TZ 13 talk about how Rebal really shined tonight and now he is the hunted with him holding the championship, then Tye and TZ sign off and this broadcast of TNE Wrestling iMPACT! ends... |
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Post by Crimson Cross on Mar 27, 2010 8:04:06 GMT -5
( SHOW 2 - 2.01 ) * OPENING VIDEO IS PLAYED * This is TNE, the new face of professional wrestling...
The opening video showcases the wrestlers from TNE Wrestling and the upcoming Eight Blades of Grass Tournament with "Rock the Ground" by Highland Cutters as the pay-per-view theme song... * WE ARE NOW LIVE IN THE iMPACT! STUDIOS * Mike Tye : Hello wrestling fans I'm Mike Tye and joining me is TZ 13 and welcome to The Odds pay-per-view where we have the Eight Blades of Grass Tournament to crown the new TNE Wrestling World Champion... TZ 13 : Mike tonight will be off the hoof, I've been told that Enthusiastic Eric will be acompanying Jeff P to the ring and that will give P the advantage... We are backstage where we see Kristy Emmy who is joined by the awful smelling Green Heep who talks about the tournament and that he will come out as the champion, Emmy is holding her nose and then walking up to Heep is T-X who says nothing except presents a throat cutting motion with his thumb aimed at Green Heep and we then head to the ring for the first match... Eight Blades of Grass TournamentAllan Locke vs. Cream SodaOne half of Road Rage Cream Soda walks out and he snubs the crowd who jeer him, then Allan Locke walks out snubbing the crowd as well and these two lock up...iMPACT! Action : These two battled pillar-to-post in a really hard fought showdown, then Cream Soda takes control and he finishes off Locke with a NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX and winner is CREAM SODA After the match Mike Tye and TZ 13 talk about how Allan Locke and Cream Soda started this pay-per-view off with a bang, then Mike Tye talks about the "Immortal" Spider-Monkey coming to TNE Wrestling is the biggest event so far in TNE's history, then we head back to the ring for the next match... Eight Blades of Grass TournamentCrac Rocco vs. EpitomeThe crowd starts to chant "CRAC" over and over and Crac Rocco walks out to a loud round of cheers and then Epitome walks out next to a round of jeers and this match kicks off...iMPACT! Action : In this match Epitome was the better wrestler despite the crowd was behind Crac, in the end Epitome delivers a INVERTED STF and your winner is EPITOME! Kristy Emmy is backstage and she interviews the TNE Wrestling E Division Champion in Ralf Rebal who talks about how Cream Soda will wrap up the Eight Blades of Grass Tournament and become the TNE Wrestling World Champion and then they will capture the tag team belts, we then head back to Mike and TZ who are talking about the tournament and that the fan favorite Crac Rocco is no longer in it and we head back to the ring for the next match... Eight Blades of Grass TournamentGreen Heep vs. T-XA rotten smell can be smelled and that only means Green Heep is in the building and he walks out first, then the masked T-X walks out next and this match kicks off...iMPACT! Action : Green Heep and T-X went back and forth in this match, then T-X takes control and delivers a X MARKS THE SPOT and your winner is T-X! Eight Blades of Grass TournamentJeff P w/Enthusiastic Eric vs. Galvin KincadeJeff P with Enthusiastic Eric walks out first to a mix reaction from the crowd, then one half of Rough House Irish is Galvin Kincade and these two lock up...iMPACT! Action : At the very start of this match Jeff P takes control and he crushes Kincade when delivers a powerful DOWNLOAD DROP and your winner is JEFF P! After the match Enthusiastic Eric who is bouncing off the ring ropes grabs a mic and talks about how Jeff P will be the next World Champion and he then talks about how if the "Immortal" Spider-Monkey thinks he's going to run wild all over TNE he has another thing coming, this is when the crowd starts to jeer Eric who exits the ring with Jeff P and they head to the back... Eight Blades of Grass TournamentCream Soda vs. EpitomeEpitome is the first to walk out who is jeered and then the crowd jeers for Cream Soda who walks out next and this match kicks off...iMPACT! Action : Cream Soda has a slight offensive showing, then Epitome delivers a GOLD RUSH and your winner is EPITOME! Eight Blades of Grass TournamentT-X vs. Jeff P w/Enthusiastic EricThe masked T-X walks out first and then Enthusiastic Eric and Jeff P walk out and these two lock up...iMPACT! Action : The crowd was shocked when this match was dominated by T-X who had to fight off Enthusiastic Eric's attempts to save P, but Eric failed and in the end T-X delivers a X MARKS THE SPOT and your winner is T-X! Mike Tye and TZ 13 are talking about Epitome and T-X are the last two men standing in the Eight Blades of Grass Tournament and the man who wins the match will be the new TNE Wrestling World Champion and then we head to the ring... * Main Event - Eight Blades of Grass TournamentEpitome vs. T-XWe are backstage just behind the entrance way where T-X is standing and his entrance music and video starts and he walks out to the ring, then we see Epitome whose stretching in the backstage area on a set of stairs leading up to the rafters and then his music and entrance video starts and he walks to the ring and this match kicks off...iMPACT! Action : These two went back and forth with T-X having a descent offensive showing but Epitome was the stronger wrestler in this match and in the end Eptiome delivers a GOLD RUSH and your winner and new TNE Wrestling World Champion is EPITOME! After his victory Epitome is rewarded the TNE Wrestling World Championship belt and he raises it up high over his head in victory with the crowd jeering him, then Mike Tye and TZ 13 sign off and the broadcast of TNE Wrestling's The Odds pay-per-view ends... |
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Post by Avarice on Mar 27, 2010 11:14:24 GMT -5
Oh man, this parody is too funny. Great action as I was pulling for Cream Soda all the way! Can't wait to see what's in store when the "Immortal One" comes in and tries to ruin the whole fed. Great stuff.
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Post by du5tin on Mar 27, 2010 11:57:46 GMT -5
Did you create these wrestlers?
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Post by Crimson Cross on Mar 27, 2010 13:54:21 GMT -5
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Post by Crimson Cross on Mar 27, 2010 17:14:38 GMT -5
( SHOW 3 - 2.01 ) * OPENING VIDEO IS PLAYED * This is TNE, the new face of professional wrestling...
I'am, I'am, possessed by the grass, grass
and my greed and hunger, hunger
running through my veins
can you feel it?
watching all the stars, stars
taking me higher, higher
emotional havoc, havoc
running through my veins
watch it change me... * PPV REWIND VIDEO IS SHOWN * * THEN WE ARE NOW LIVE IN THE iMPACT! STUDIOS * Mike Tye : Hello wrestling fans and welcome to TNE's iMPACT! and TZ 13 we witnessed a great pay-per-view in The Odds lastnight and Epitome walked away with the TNE Wrestling World Title... TZ 13 : Mike that Eight Blades of Grass Tournament was off the hoof and the crowd was poppin... This is when music cuts off Mike Tye and TZ 13 and that music is "MooMoo Child" by The Betsi Hamdrix Experience and walking out are... The crowd pops when The Farm walks out to the ring, these three wrestlers made a huge impact in the wrestling world many many years ago and they are now here in TNE Wrestling! The "Immortal" Spider-Monkey has mic in hand but he hands it to Mister Fish who says "H2 YO!", the crowd pops and then SM takes back the mic and he talks about how he and The Farm are back together and thats when Enthusiastic Eric comes out and cuts off SM and tells him that he's not coming in here and running wild on his fed and that he'll have to prove that he's worthy of being in TNE like everyone else. Tensions were getting high between these two but things settled down and then the ring was cleared for the first match of the night... Crac Rocco vs. Green HeepA rotten oder can be smelled and Green Heep walks out and then the Crac Rocco walks out with the crowd chanting "CRAC!" over and over and this match kicks off...iMPACT! Action : These two went toe-to-toe for a spell and then Green Heep takes control and he delivers a RECYCLE REDUCE REUSE and your winner is GREEN HEEP! After the match we are with Kristy Emmy whose in the office of Enthusiastic Eric and he is talking with Epitome and Eric tells him that sticking with him he's got a chance against Spider-Monkey and the Farm, this is when T-X walks in with Tourniquet and she askes for the masked and silent T-X for a rematch and Eric tells her to tell him that he will be facing Green Heep next week with the winner getting the title shot and then we head back to Mike Tye and TZ 13 who talk a little bit about that main event title shot match and then explain that the main event tonight is one part of crowning the new TNE Wrestling Tag Team Champions and then we head to the ring for the next match with the debut of Goredog... TNE Wrestling E Division MatchLaz Umbero vs. GoredogThe debuting Goredog walks out first to a mix reaction and then Laz Umbero walks out and the crowd cheers for him and this match kicks off...iMPACT! Action : These two went pillar-to-post in a highly charged match and then Laz Umbero delivers THE U.F.O. and your winner is LAZ UMBERO! Mike and TZ talk about the upcoming two matches are spotlighting the debut of the Farm and the first match is Spider-Monkey going up against Alan Locke and we then head back to the ring for that match... "Immortal" Spider-Monkey w/The Farm vs. Allan LockeAlan Locke walks out first to a round of jeers and then "MooMoo Child" is heard and The Farm walk out and this match kicks off...iMPACT! Action : In this match Allan Locke had Spider-Monkey down for a one count and then SM takes over and he finishes off Locke with a WEB OF FURY and your winner is "IMMORTAL" SPIDER-MONKEY! After the match we are back stage where Enthusiastic Eric is with Rough House Irish and he tells him to go out there and crush the Farm and then we head back to the ring... * Main Event - TNE Wrestling Tag Team Title TournamentThe Farm w/Spider-Monkey vs. Rough House IrishAlready in the ring are Mister Fish and Stretch Savannah, then Cahan O'Neil and Galvin Kincade walk out and this match kicks off...iMPACT! Action : The action is this match was back and forth, the tandem of Mister Fish and Stretch Savannah of the Farm were out brawled by O'Neil and Kincade and even with help from Spider-Monkey O'Neil delivers a OVERHEAD PRESS SLAM on Savannah and your winners are ROUGH HOUSE IRISH! After the match O'Neil and Kincade grab Stretch and slam him into the steel turnbuckle and Stretch was injured from the attack and the crowd lay in the jeers at the Rough House Irish and then Mike Tye and TZ 13 sign off and this broadcast of TNE Wrestling iMPACT! ends... |
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Post by Crimson Cross on Mar 27, 2010 20:53:49 GMT -5
* PAY-PER-VIEW PREVIEW VIDEO IS PLAYED * ( COMING IN 3.01 ) |
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Post by Alexander Ubel on Mar 27, 2010 22:10:30 GMT -5
Dude i really like what I've read so far. Looking forward to Destination E.
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Post by Crimson Cross on Mar 29, 2010 6:46:10 GMT -5
Thanks Dharneth for the comments, I've been trying to find something funny but good with the characters from Brocster, Werner and others that fit a goofy vibe but are cool and I found it with TNE iMPACT! and since I watch TNA more then the WWE, I figured I'll use that as a base...( SHOW 4 - 3.01 ) * OPENING VIDEO IS PLAYED * This is TNE, the new face of professional wrestling...
I'am, I'am, possessed by the grass, grass
and my greed and hunger, hunger
running through my veins
can you feel it?
watching all the stars, stars
taking me higher, higher
emotional havoc, havoc
running through my veins
watch it change me... * THEN WE ARE NOW LIVE IN THE iMPACT! STUDIOS * Mike Tye : Hello wrestling fans and welcome to TNE's iMPACT! and tonight TZ 13 we have in our opening match a preview to the Ultimate E Match that will take place at Destination E where the winner of tonights match takes on Ralf Rebal for his TNE Wrestling E Division Title... TZ 13 : Fans if you haven't seen a Ultimate E Match your missing one of the most exciting unique matches in all of wrestling, it's off the hoof brother... TNE Wrestling E Division #1 Contenders Match
Ultimate E MatchRay III vs. Cahan O'NeilO'Neil walks out first to a round of jeers from the iMPACT! Studio crowd, then Ray III pops up at the entrance way and he gets a round of cheers and this match kicks off...iMPACT! Action : The letter "E" hangs high over the ring hanging from the cables and these two went toe-to-toe in a highly charged match where the crowd chanted "TNE!" over and over, the match went back and forth for a speel and then after delivering a moonsault Ray III climbs a trust goes hand over hand on the cables and he GRABS the E lands down on the mat and your winner and number one contender is RAY III! We are backstage with Kristy Emmy who has... The "Immortal" Spider-Monkey talks about taking over TNE and that Stretch and Fish might have had a small setback but he warns the Rough House Irish watch their backs and then we head back to Mike Tye and TZ 13 who talk about the next match pitting Road Rage versus Crac Rocco ; Laz Umbero and we then head to the ring... TNE Wrestling Tag Team Title TournamentRoad Rage vs. Crac Rocco ; Laz UmberoCream Soda and Ralf Rebal the E Division Champion are Road Rage walk out first to a round of jeers and then the crowd pops when Crac Rocci and Laz Umbero walk out and this match kicks off...iMPACT! Action : This was a shocker of a match where Laz Umbero crushed Rebal when he delivers a VICTORY ROLL and your winners are CRAC ROCCO ; LAZ UMBERO! Mike and TZ talk about how fast that match was and then we are rushed to the back where Rough House Irish are laid out with the Farm walking away and we then head to the office of Enthusiastic Eric who is living after seeing the after effects of the attack on Rough House Irish by the Farm and Eric says he's going to takecare of the Farm one way or another and we head back to the ring... * Main Event - TNE Wrestling World Title Shot MatchGreen Heep vs. T-X The stentch can be smelled and Green Heep walks out first and then the masked T-X walks out and these two lock up...iMPACT! Action : This match was short like the previous match where T-X crushes Green Heep when he delivers a X MARKS THE SPOT and your winner and number one contender is T-X! After the match Epitome walks out holding the TNE Wrestling World Title and both men stare one another down and then Mike Tye and TZ 13 sign off and this broadcast of TNE Wrestling iMPACT! ends...
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