Post by Crimson Cross on Oct 8, 2009 6:20:18 GMT -5
BREAKING NEWS!
Hello this is Arsenal "Knows" Best and I'm here at EWE Headquarters in Bannington Hall, Taunton, Sommerset
and I have breaking news about the debut of the European Wrestling Enthusiasts. I want to present the roster of wrestlers who will be competing in the squared circle...
EWE CURRENT ROSTER
1 - RAY III is a luchedor and he hails from Tijuana, Mexico. Ray III brings a highly charged luche libra offensive attack and he will be force to contend with, and this former SWA Champion is looking to add more gold to his trophy room.
2 - JEFF P is from Redmond, Washington and this computer genius also has a wrestling background. Jeff P may not look like a wrestler, but he brings a firecracker of a wrestling arsenal that suprises his opponents, will those suprises bring him the gold in E.W.E., we'll have to wait and find out.
3 - T-X is from parts unknown and he brings a xtreme edge to the ring, this masked man has a mysterious past and will we learn what that past is here in EWE.
4 - ALLAN LOCKE is one helluva a wrestler and he's from Leeds, England. Locke will be one of the top stars in the E.W.E. and his battles with Epitome should be enthusiastic and stellar, but the question is who of these two will be the better of the two.
5 - CRAC ROCCO not much is known about this rock like creature except that he has a friendliness to him but once in the ring he brings his brutal side out when the bell has been wrung. I wonder with his powerhouse offense will garner him a championship, we'll see whats instore for Crac Rocco.
6 - EPITOME attracts gold and he is the Perfectionist of Excellence and he has won championships from Beta Clarion to Earth, so Epitome will be a force to watch in the E.W.E. and I'm sure it won't take long for him to be crowned a champion in the promotion.
7 - GREEN HEAP Andy "aka Green Heap" Goodearth was the biggest environmentalist you could find, once while volunteering at a local landfill, Andy was a victim of a terrible accident. He was looking for things that he could recycle amongst the trash. One thing he was not hoping to find was a tanker of toxic waste that was dumped on him by a chemical plant. After several years of physical labor, Green Heap is a powerhouse and is looking to clean up EWE.
8 - LAZ UMBERO is from Allustronius and is a light weight at 189 lbs but he is fast on his feet and will be a tough opponent to slow down. Umbero spoke in his native tongue of Allustronian with the help of a vidtranslator and explained he is looking to be one of the top stars in the federation.
9 - "CRUSHER" CAHAN O'NEIL is a powerful man and he hails from Dublin, Ireland and he's a good friend of fellow E.W.E. wrestler "Grappler" Galvin Kincade. O'Neil is a powerhouse of a wrestler and will that power garner him victories and a shot at the gold in the E.W.E., we will see how this powerhouse fairs in this promotion...
10 - "GRAPPLER" GALVIN KINCADE is a wrestler who has a tough suplex and he also will make you tap out with submission holds. When looking at Kincade you think he's all muscles, but that is a ruse and it works in his favor, so the question is will he be a force in the E.W.E. or will his Irish Temper cost him.
11 - CREAM SODA is a very unique wrestler from Paris, France and he is not afraid to speak his mind and here is a comment he made... La soude crème d'amour de dames, I' ; m ici pour satisfaire les dames et en battant en bas de d'autres impressionnera ces dames… the translation of his comment is the ladies love cream soda, I'm here to please the ladies and by beating down others will impress those ladies... so Cream Soda brings a charged up attitude but also a laid back one too, how will Cream Soda impact the E.W.E., we'll find out soon enough.
12 - "ROTTEN" RALF REBAL this Hamburg, Germany native is just that "Rotten" and he is punk for sure. I talked with Rebal and he has told me that he and Cream Soda are friends and he's looking to challenge those Irish Bums in Kincade and O'Neil.
A - "COMMISSIONER" ENTHUSIASTIC ERIC is more then just the Commissioner of the European Wrestling Enthusiasts, but he states that he will call everything down the middle and that no one is above his rules.
B - TOURNIQUET is a girl whose very moody and she has a unique ability to help wrestlers heal or hinder if you tick her off. Tourniquet also has been known to attend ringside with a wrestler or two, so whats instore for the E.W.E. with Tourniquet being in the promotion.
Arsenal "Knows" Best So thats whose on the EWE Roster, but now here is the first look at the EWE Championships...
Arsenal "Knows" Best The first event is coming soon so get your seats for this great event and so this is Arsenal "Knows" Best and yes I do Know whats Best...
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