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Post by Mr. Hyde on Feb 21, 2008 19:43:29 GMT -5
GSPN Galactic Sports Programming Network FULL CARD ANNOUNCED FOR POC 6: VIOLENT RAPTURESky Fire vs. The Punks *These two teams have yet to earn a win. Hopefully that will change after this bout*
Dante vs. Brainstorm
Serpentine vs. Desdemona *Serpentine returns from injury to battle her synthetic nemesis*
Thayne vs. Ahnu *Without question, this one is going to be gruesome*
Hanuman w/ Gila vs. Mensar w/ Cordanus *Hanuman is still looking for a victory here in the POC. Will he find it against Mensar?*
Absalom w/ Raze vs. Cypher *In a re-match from POC 1, these two battle for the right to challenge Shylock for the Heavyweight Championship at POC 9. The last time these two met, Absalom reigned supreme. Will the result be the same here?*
Indigo vs. Mike Fortune
DOUBLES CHAMPIONSHIP The King’s Men © vs. Silent Violence *Completely opposite from bout 1 of the night, these teams are both undefeated. Only one team will remain so after this bout, also walking away with the POC Doubles Championship!*
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Post by Mr. Hyde on Feb 21, 2008 19:44:15 GMT -5
POC 6: VIOLENT RAPTURE MANY MOONS FIELD HOUSE, ELARA MOON, JUPITER Sky Fire vs. The Punks-Talon defeats Taurine by TKO in 12:36 with a rear choke hold. Taurine was clearly injured in some way, as he was writhing in pain holding his bicep, not even defending himself from the choke hold. Per Doubles bouts rules, this injury gives Sky Fire the immediate TKO victory over The Punks! --Updates on Taurines condition will be releasedPost-Match with Talon of Sky Fire: We didn’t start this year off the way we wanted to, so tonight we came here with a vengeance! Taurine’s fate is a message to any team in this division, especially the King’s Men and Silent Violence. We hope you four got it! Dante vs. Brainstorm-Brainstorm defeats Dante by SUBMISSION in 10:43 with a kimura armlock. Brainstorm was on the ball, keeping Dante off of his feet and neutralizing any of Dante’s offense. Dante was simply outskilled by Brainstorm. Post-Match with Brainstorm: Dante, you just got schooled, kiddo. But don’t feel too badly about it. There is no fighter in the galaxy that can out-think Brainstorm in this cage. Serpentine vs. Desdemona-Desdemona defeats Serpentine by SUBMISSION in 2:14 with a triangle arm bar. Thayne vs. Ahnu-Thayne defeats Ahnu by KO in 3:26 with a blast to the jaw. Neither man could gain an advantage over the other, but Thayne snuck a quick fist to the jaw in on Ahnu, knocking the proud Ektima Master out cold! Thayne kept screaming at Ahnu to stand back up and continue to fight, but Ahnu could not respond and it took some persuasion from security to remove Thayne from the cage and get him to realize the fight was over for now. Hanuman w/ Gila vs. Mensar w/ Cordanus-Hanuman defeats Mensar by KO in 3:29 with savage punches. Hanuman came ready to fight, and Mensar did not. Hanuman took Mensar to the ground, and just pummeled him, pinning him down and laying in the strikes, knocking the number one contender to Rubicon’s Superheavyweight Championship out! Hanuman is ecstatic as is the rabid crowd! Post-Match with Hanuman: Yes! Yes! I am here to fight just like everyone else, and this just proves it. I’m working my way to the Superheavyweight Title, and I don’t care how long it takes, I’m going to make it! (Crowd cheers) Absalom w/ Raze vs. Cypher-Cypher defeats Absalom by SUBMISSION in 3:27 with a triangle choke. This was a strange fight as Absalom came out of the gates on fire, rocking Cypher left and right, almost knocking him out on several occasions. However, Cypher caught a kick form Absalom and took him to the ground, throwing on the triangle choke and saving himself from utter defeat. Post-Match with Cypher: Haha! Shylock, I know you like to rely on your fists, but you might want to invest in some faith, too. Because I’m coming for you, and there is no way around the sun that your fists alone can save you from me! (Cypher then straddles the top of the cage and shouts) NEXT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! RIGHT HERE! Indigo vs. Mike Fortune-Mike Fortune defeats Indigo by TKO in 2:34 with punches to ribs. This fight went to the ground quickly, where it turned into a brawl. Fortune ended up on top, and started laying in some heavy shots to Indigo’s ribs when Indigo started screaming in pain and a bulge was seen on his side, causing the referee to stop the fight. --Updates on Indigo’s condition will be released as they become availablePost-Match with Mike Fortune: Everyone likes to talk about Shylock’s boxing skills, but I think I just proved a point right here. It doesn’t matter what kind of skills you have, if you get into a fist fight with me, you’re gonna lose, and it’s gonna hurt. As the main event began, Silent Violence was introduced and made their way to the ring in a rather bland fashion. Pendekar and Stigma were focused, all business, and did not have any sort of fanfare. However, when the champions, Jack of Diamonds and Excalibur were introduced, the story was entirely different. A band of trumpeters led the way for the confident champions, who were taken to the ring on glamorous stallions from Auriga. The crowd went wild as the trumpeters lined up around the cage, playing triumphantly, and the King’s Men entered the ring, confident, but not cocky. They were reveling in the fans’ entertainment, but not showboating.DOUBLES CHAMPIONSHIP The King’s Men © vs. Silent Violence-Stigma defeats Jack of Diamonds by KO in 1:01 with a double leg pick up and slam. -Stigma defeats Excalibur by TKO in 1:19 with a sweeping hip throw. Stigma completely annihilated both of the King’s Men, dropping Excalibur straight down on his head. All of Excalibur’s weight just came crashing down onto his neck, and it appeared as if he was having a hard time moving his limbs after the bout. The crowd is absolutely stunned as Jack Hood hands the Doubles Championships to Pendekar and Stigma, neither of whom have broken a sweat! --Updates on Excalibur’s condition will be made available as they come inPost-Match with Stigma of Silent Violence: Quetzal and Talon are not the only fighters in the POC who can send messages.
With those remarks, the members of Sky Fire appear and make their way to ringside. Silent Violence is ready to fight and Sky Fire begins to enter the cage, also looking for a fight! Security begins to pour in between the two teams, as all four men begin to get more aggressive. Suddenly, Commissioner Hood takes a microphone and gets on top of the time keeper table.Hood: Hey! I really want ta see ya four fight. And, seeing as Silent Violence hasn’t broken a sweat and Quetzal and Talon seem to be all fired up, I think all four of ye are fit to do battle! So, me being da Commissioner and all, I’ve made an executive decision. You four are going to fight each other right here, right now, for the Doubles Championship. (Crowd cheers) However, Round Robin rules apply to this fight. Meaning Stigma will fight Talon and then Pendekar will fight Quetzal. If each team wins one of these bouts, then the two winners will face off until there is only ONE team remaining! Now, security, get outta the way, and let these boys fight! (Crowd goes nuts!) DOUBLES CHAMPIONSHIP ROUND ROBIN Silent Violence © vs. Sky Fire-Stigma defeats Talon by KO in 2:27 with a double leg pick up and slam. The fight was stopped when Talon busted Stigma open with an elbow, but was restarted. -Pendekar defeats Quetzal by SUBMISSION in 3:50 with a sankaku jime. There was a stoppage at 0:53 when Pendekar refused to submit to a keylock and the referee feared his arm was broken. It wasn’t, however, and the match continued. Silent Violence are STILL THE POC DOUBLES CHAMPIONS! The crowd goes crazy as Jack Hood once again hands the Doubles Championships to Stigma and Pendekar! These two have obliterated every obstacle they have met, and done so with little effort! Is there any combination of fighters in the galaxy that can stop this cruiserweight killing machine?
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Post by Mr. Hyde on Feb 21, 2008 19:44:46 GMT -5
GSPN Galactic Sports Programming Network INJURY UPDATES ON TAURINE, INDIGO, EXCALIBUR, AND OTHERSPOC 6 took a heavy toll on the roster, as 3 different fighters were injured throughout the course of the card. That may be a new record. Today, the President's Office released this update on the fighters' injuries. JJ SMOOTH: Has recovered from his dislocated elbow and is now completely cleared to fight MATINEE IDOL: has recovered from his "mental trauma" at the hands of the Mad Jester and is ready to fight, according to his manager Franco Jesterelli. TAURINE: Pulled his bicep trying to defend himself from a choke at POC 6. His injury effectively grounds the Punks' title aspirations for at least 2 cards. EXCALIBUR: Got slammed straight down onto his head at POC 6. He suffered some moderate neck trauma, and was reportedly unable to move for a few minutes after the incident. He is being given a tentative out time of 3 cards. What a shame to lose your title and feelings in your limbs all in the same fight. INDIGO: Can't catch a break except for some broken ribs. Mike Fortune completely mangled his ribs at POC 6, pushing him farther down the Heavyweight ladder, and putting him down for 5 cards. Ouch!
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Post by Mr. Hyde on Feb 21, 2008 19:45:46 GMT -5
GSPN Galactic Sports Programming Network EXCLUSIVE COMMENTS WITH CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION ZED MARLOWE AND EURITARPOC 7: Seas of Blood will see the POC's little engine that could: Zed Marlowe, defend his Cruiserweight Fighting Championship against the man he beat for it at POC 4, Euritar. In preparation for this anticipated re-match, GSPN sought out some comments from both fighters. ZED MARLOWE, POC CRUISERWEIGHT FIGHTING CHAMPIONMarlowe: I'm so proud of what I have accomplished. I worked myself harder than I possibly thought I could and with the support of my manager and all the POC fans, I've made it to the pinnacle of this sport of fighting. Thank you all so much, and I'm really looking forward to the test of Euritar. He's a great fighter, and a bit of a hero to me, so I'm really looking forward to testing my skills with him again. Killer Queen: And with me in your corner, Zed, the galaxy can be sure those skills will be put to good use! Let's hear it for the man of this hour, the next, and many, many more to come, Zed Marlowe! EURITAR, NUMBER ONE CONTENDEREuritar: I lost my cool in the ring last time, and that cost me. It won't happen again. I've been working hard to improve my clinch, making sure he won't be able to take me down this time. And I've been working on my conditioning and speed. Last time we met, the kid kept dancing circles around me, but I'm not going to let him have his way in this one. Zed has heart, and a heck of a work ethic, but I want that title, and I'm going to take it. No matter what. One thing is for sure, both of these guys want that belt. The question is: who wants it more? The galaxy will find out as the POC continues its Apocalypse Tour with POC 7: Seas of Blood from the Europa Garden, Jupiter. Until then, here is the recap from the last time Marlowe and Euritar met inside the cage. POC CRUISERWEIGHT FIGHTING CHAMPIONSHIP Euritar vs. Zed Marlowe w/ Killer Queen -Zed Marlowe defeats Euritar by KO in 4:43 with a right, left combo! This one was short but extremely fast paced and competitive. Euritar would rock Marlowe, but Marlowe would recover get inside, and bring Euritar down hard to put on the hurt. This cycled through several times, until Marlowe began to evade Euritar’s strikes! Euritar couldn’t catch Marlowe and, getting frustrated, walked right into a right, left combo to the chin!
Jack Hood presents Zed Marlowe the belt, officially crowning Zed Marlowe the NEW POC CRUISERWIEGHT CHAMPION! Marlowe leaps to the top of the cage and begins to celebrate, waving his championship through the air! Killer Queen and Morgana celebrate with Marlowe as the crowd goes crazy! Zed Marlowe isn’t just a stupid gimmick, he’s a fighter, and now he’s a champion!
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Post by Mr. Hyde on Feb 21, 2008 19:46:21 GMT -5
GSPN Galactic Sports Programming Network FULL CARD ANNOUNCED FOR POC 7: SEAS OF BLOODDante vs. Crucible
JJ Smooth w/ Oliva Swinden vs. Puma *JJ Smooth returns to action against the formidable Puma. Can Puma keep his title campaign afloat?*
Rhiannon w/ Splatter vs. Nano *Playtime!*
Raze vs. Saboteur *Saboteur is fighting mad, literally. Can Raze hope to win against the ferocity of the furious assassin?*
Hanuman w/ Gila vs. Gunnar *Hanuman takes on his very first opponent in the POC again, this time hoping to capture a win. Can Hanuman's impressive victory last card carry him through this fight as well?*
Xenia vs. Serpentine
Mike Fortune vs. Matinee Idol w/ Franco Jesterelli *Matinee Idol has recovered from his mental anguish, but what kind of physical anguish does Mike Fortune have in store for him?*
CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP Zed Marlowe © w/ Killer Queen vs. Euritar *Zed Marlowe rocked Euritar, and shocked the galaxy at POC 4. How will the results compare this time, when the POC CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP is once again on the line?* The POC continues it's Apocalypse Tour when it heads to the Europa Garden, Jupiter. No fight fan in the galaxy wants to miss this!
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Post by Mr. Hyde on Feb 21, 2008 19:48:14 GMT -5
POC 7: SEAS OF BLOOD EUROPA GARDEN, JUPITER Dante vs. Crucible-Dante defeats Crucible by KO in 0:34 with knee shots to ribcage. Crucible is not handling this MMA stuff too well. Post-Match with Dante: Well, that fight went a little more quickly than I thought it would. (crowd cheers) At POC 6, the man who calls himself Brainstorm had my number. No doubt about it, he made me look like a fool. But, I’m challenging him again. Right here! Brainstorm, I don’t care when, but I want a re-match! JJ Smooth w/ Oliva Swinden vs. Puma-Puma defeated JJ Smooth by SUBMISSION in 1:51 with a crucifix choke. Smooth rocked Puma with his first thrown punch of the fight, but JJ got too close and Puma took him down handily, continuing his dominating winning streak. It seems as if Puma will become the next Number One Contender to the Superheavyweight Title! Rhiannon w/ Splatter vs. Nano-Nano defeats Rhiannon by TKO in 6:17 with a right low kick, left high kick. Nano was all over Rhiannon, who could not bring Nano to the ground as hard as she tried. In a complete shock, Nano made Rhiannon walk into mistake after mistake, the final mistake coming when Rhiannon left her head wide open and caught a kick right to the nose, breaking her nose, and knocking her out. Shylock and Splatter rushed into the cage to comfort her, and Nano started to celebrate, but quickly calmed down, and was a bit upset that his playmate was apparently injured. --Updates on Rhiannon’s condition will be released as they become availableRaze vs. Saboteur-Saboteur defeats Raze by KO in 0:19 with a superman punch. There isn’t much to say except Raze got knocked the f*** out! Saboteur returns to the cage just as he left it, in dramatic fashion! Most fighters would be doing backflips about such an impressive knockout, but Saboteur was completely calm as if nothing happened! Post-Match with Saboteur: I have nothing to say to you people. I’m back, and the entire POC should take heed. (crowd boos) Hanuman w/ Gila vs. Gunnar-Gunnar defeats Hanuman by TKO in 0:45 with a guillotine choke. A trend of lightning fast defeats is forming tonight. Gunnar threw some strikes, but Hanuman closed in for a clinch. Gunnar caught Hanuman completely unaware with a guillotine choke from a standing position, bringing Hanuman down headfirst into the canvas! It appeared that Hanuman had passed out from the choke, but the ref called the match when he realized the DDT-like maneuver had incapacitated Hanuman. Gunnar has completely shut Hanuman down twice. --Reports on Hanuman’s condition will be released as they become availablePost-Match with Gunnar: Boo-hoo, Hanuman. If everyone will remember, the FIRST time I beat this fool, I took him out with a guillotine choke as well! I’m tired of hurting this punk, so please Commissioner Hood, give me some real competition. Xenia vs. Serpentine-Xenia defeats Serpentine by KO in 3:06 with mounted elbows. There was a stoppage at 0:42 as Xenia hit a short uppercut that busted one of Serpentine’s teeth out. This was a competitive fight that saw Xenia outmaneuver Serpentine on the ground and bring to bear the heavy elbows. Post-Match with Xenia: I am top woman fighter in POC. And I will not rest until Women’s Championship is in hands of Mother Russia. Unlike others, I do not disgrace homeland! Mike Fortune vs. Matinee Idol w/ Franco Jesterelli-Mike Fortune defeats Matinee Idol by KO in 5:13 with a crucifix and punches. This was a wild, bloody brawl that saw two stoppages: a stoppage at 3:44 as Fortune busts Idol’s brow open and a stoppage at 4:03 as Idol blasts Fortune with an uppercut, knocking out a few teeth. Both men were actually getting cheered for their toughness in this one as Idol took no less than five blasts to the face, all of which should have KO’ed him, but didn’t! Imagine that, Matinee Idol being toughened up by fighting in the POC! Post-Match with Mike Fortune: (A bit hard to understand with his inflamed mouth) I tell you again, you get into a fistfight with Mike Fortune, and you’re gonna go down and it’s gonna hurt! Exhausted, Matinee Idol makes his way backstage, heading to the Trainer’s Office to get stitches. His manager, Franco, cannot stop raving about his performance against Mike Fortune.Franco: You were great! Magnifico! I can-a see you now, Zak Polter: Pleaides Outlaw Champion! De big-a deals will come-a rolling in! Idol: Was I really that good? Franco: Ab-a-sol-utely! You were brilliant! Idol: Wow. You know, I really like the sound of that. Zak Polter: Pleaides Outlaw Ch- Voice: Ketchup, please! As Idol turns the corner, he runs right into a stream of ketchup shooting from a bottle that blasts him in the eyes! Idol, starts flailing around, screaming at the top of his lungs while the Mad Jester, who had been waiting to ambush Franco and Idol starts to laugh uncontrollably! Franco: You make-a me so mad! You stupid clown! Get away, leave us alone! Idol: (semi-blinded by the ketchup, and shouting angrily) MY EYES! THEY BURN! STOP LAUGHING, YOU JERK! The Mad Jester lets out an amused cackle and takes off down the hallway! Idol runs after him, shouting all the way. Jester, more skipping than running, leads Idol all over the place, into the Women’s locker room, through the backstage catering area, into concession stands, around a corner and BOOM! Idol comes face to chest with the POC Superheavyweight Champion, Rubicon! Rubicon looks down at Idol and snarls, making Idol scream like a little girl!Idol: NO! NO! NO! I DIDN’T MEAN TO! I’M SORRY! But the screaming is in vain as Rubicon promptly grabs Idol by the head and hurls him thirty feet away off camera to the delight of the crowd! Rubicon: (looking into the camera that followed the chase) NO RETURN! (The crowd goes wild! They can’t get enough of Rubicon!) CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP Zed Marlowe © w/ Killer Queen vs. Euritar-Zed Marlowe defeats Euritar by SUBMISSION in 4:20 with a rear chokehold. This bout was pure action as once again Marlowe tried to get inside and Euritar tried to keep him at bay with powerful strikes. Euritar didn’t lose his cool this time, and his work on his ground game helped him a lot, but Marlowe locked the choke on too deep and forced Euritar to pass out. Zed Marlowe is STILL THE POC CRUISERWEIGHT FIGHTING CHAMPION! Post-Match with Zed Marlowe: I can’t believe it! YES! This is so great! Euritar, you had me rocked a few times in there, and tomorrow morning, I’m sure I’ll be thinking of you. I want to say thank you to the great POC fans (crowd cheers) and I hope you will all come watch me fight next time! YEAH! Euritar, though a little bitter, comes over to Zed and shakes his hand in congratulations. Zed thanks him and then straddles the top of the cage, holding the belt in the air. Zed Marlowe has just made the first successful title defense in POC history!
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Post by Mr. Hyde on Feb 21, 2008 19:48:58 GMT -5
GSPN Galactic Sports Programming Network INJURY UPDATES ON RHIANNON, HANUMAN, AND OTHERSThe President's Office released a full rundown of the current injuries afflicting POC fighters. RHIANNON: Suffered a broken nose at the hands of the very strange Nano. Doctors say she will be cleared to fight by POC 10. HANUMAN: Suffered a moderate concussion when all 277 pounds of Gunnar spiked him into the canvas. He his aiming to be recovered by POC 10. TAURINE: His pulled bicep is healing nicely, and he will be able to return to action by POC 9. EXCALIBUR: Has been doing light rehabilitation while his neck recovers. Doctors say he is very lucky he didn't completely sever his spinal column and that all he needs is time. He is projected to be back by POC 11. INDIGO: Is still recovering from his 5 broken ribs. Mike Fortune certainly beat his ribs in like he stole something and Indigo won't have a chance at revenge until POC 13.
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Post by Mr. Hyde on Feb 21, 2008 19:49:42 GMT -5
THE SCENE: Shylock's training center on Albireo
Shylock: Are you sure that you're OK?
Rhiannon: (exasperated) Yes, Shylock. I am OK. I just wish I didn't have to wear this stupid face mask thingy while my nose heals.
Splatter: Shylock, Rhiannon is a tough girl. I don't think something so trivial as a broken nose is going to kill her. YOU need to get back to training.
Rhiannon is sitting on a bench in Shylock's gym, while Shylock, who should be training to deal with the ravenous challengers to his title continues to fawn over her. Splatter, Shylock's manager, is disgusted, as is Rhiannon a bit, but Shylock has never seen Rhiannon hurt quite this badly before, although a broken nose isn't necessarily a "bad" injury.
Rhiannon: That's right, Shylock. I'm barely hurt, really. The only reason I can't compete is because my nose will be a target in a fight. Now, I ORDER you to get back to training. You're probably going to have to train without sleeping for a week to catch up with Cypher's schedule.
Splatter: Let's not forget about Saboteur. If what he did to Raze is any indication, he's more psychotic than ever.
Shylock pulls himself together, finally realizing the intense, and insane competition awaiting him in the POC.
Shylock: You guys are right. I've fought far too hard to throw it all away now. Especially if the trashmen are going to be the likes of Cypher and Saboteur. Splatter, throw another hundred pounder on the bar, I think I'll start with some light weight training today.
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THE SCENE: The parking lot of the Europa Garden, Jupiter
Gunnar is leaning up against his car, counting the large stack of credits that Cordanus just handed him in exchange for injuring Hanuman at POC 7. Gunnar grins as he comes to the conclusion that he has been paid for the deed in full and looks off into the distance at Cordanus' luxury cruiser pulling off in the distance.
Gunnar: Heh. I beat Hanuman in 45 seconds. And Hanuman obliterated Mensar in about 3 minutes. I'd give the "merciless" Mensar about 10 seconds in the cage with me. I don't think the Number One Contender should be able to be taken out so easily. (Inside his car now) Maybe the POC could use a new Number One Contender to Rubicon and his belt. Maybe...that new Number One Contender should be me.
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THE SCENE: A hallway in the Europa Garden, Jupiter
The Mad Jester, having just lured Matinee Idol into an encounter with Rubicon, skips down the hallway in a delirious happiness. As he rounds a corner, he slams right into none other but the surreal Nano. Nano and Jester both go into a fighting stance, staring a hole into each other. They stay still as statues until...
Jester: (Extending his hand) I don't believe we met. I'm Jester: Mad Jester. What's your name?
Nano: (reaching out to take Jester's hand) We're NanOOOOOOOH!
Jester begins to laugh maniacally at Nano, whose little beings are now bouncing around frantically inside the force field due to the electricity surging through it from Jester's joy buzzer.
Nano: (trying to calm it's pieces down) Hey! That was fun! Do it again!
Jester: Really? OK!
Jester slaps Nano's "face" with the joy buzzer, making his beings go nuts again. Jester laughs loudly, and Nano makes a sound that surely is meant to be construed as a laugh as well.
Nano: Wanna play?
Jester: Do I want to play?! Of course I do! And I know exactly what to play!
Nano: What?
Jester: Well, at the next card...
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Post by Mr. Hyde on Feb 21, 2008 19:51:04 GMT -5
THE SCENE: Shylock's training center on Albireo
Shylock: Are you sure that you're OK?
Rhiannon: (exasperated) Yes, Shylock. I am OK. I just wish I didn't have to wear this stupid face mask thingy while my nose heals.
Splatter: Shylock, Rhiannon is a tough girl. I don't think something so trivial as a broken nose is going to kill her. YOU need to get back to training.
Rhiannon is sitting on a bench in Shylock's gym, while Shylock, who should be training to deal with the ravenous challengers to his title continues to fawn over her. Splatter, Shylock's manager, is disgusted, as is Rhiannon a bit, but Shylock has never seen Rhiannon hurt quite this badly before, although a broken nose isn't necessarily a "bad" injury.
Rhiannon: That's right, Shylock. I'm barely hurt, really. The only reason I can't compete is because my nose will be a target in a fight. Now, I ORDER you to get back to training. You're probably going to have to train without sleeping for a week to catch up with Cypher's schedule.
Splatter: Let's not forget about Saboteur. If what he did to Raze is any indication, he's more psychotic than ever.
Shylock pulls himself together, finally realizing the intense, and insane competition awaiting him in the POC.
Shylock: You guys are right. I've fought far too hard to throw it all away now. Especially if the trashmen are going to be the likes of Cypher and Saboteur. Splatter, throw another hundred pounder on the bar, I think I'll start with some light weight training today.
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THE SCENE: The parking lot of the Europa Garden, Jupiter
Gunnar is leaning up against his car, counting the large stack of credits that Cordanus just handed him in exchange for injuring Hanuman at POC 7. Gunnar grins as he comes to the conclusion that he has been paid for the deed in full and looks off into the distance at Cordanus' luxury cruiser pulling off in the distance.
Gunnar: Heh. I beat Hanuman in 45 seconds. And Hanuman obliterated Mensar in about 3 minutes. I'd give the "merciless" Mensar about 10 seconds in the cage with me. I don't think the Number One Contender should be able to be taken out so easily. (Inside his car now) Maybe the POC could use a new Number One Contender to Rubicon and his belt. Maybe...that new Number One Contender should be me.
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THE SCENE: A hallway in the Europa Garden, Jupiter
The Mad Jester, having just lured Matinee Idol into an encounter with Rubicon, skips down the hallway in a delirious happiness. As he rounds a corner, he slams right into none other but the surreal Nano. Nano and Jester both go into a fighting stance, staring a hole into each other. They stay still as statues until...
Jester: (Extending his hand) I don't believe we met. I'm Jester: Mad Jester. What's your name?
Nano: (reaching out to take Jester's hand) We're NanOOOOOOOH!
Jester begins to laugh maniacally at Nano, whose little beings are now bouncing around frantically inside the force field due to the electricity surging through it from Jester's joy buzzer.
Nano: (trying to calm it's pieces down) Hey! That was fun! Do it again!
Jester: Really? OK!
Jester slaps Nano's "face" with the joy buzzer, making his beings go nuts again. Jester laughs loudly, and Nano makes a sound that surely is meant to be construed as a laugh as well.
Nano: Wanna play?
Jester: Do I want to play?! Of course I do! And I know exactly what to play!
Nano: What?
Jester: Well, at the next card...
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Post by Mr. Hyde on Feb 21, 2008 19:51:36 GMT -5
GSPN Galactic Sports Programming Network DOUBLE TROUBLE AT POC 8The POC will finish the Jupiter leg of it's Apocalypse tour with POC 8: Abaddon. This card will feature two title matches as Morgana defends her Women's Title against Latasha and Rubicon meets Mensar for the Superheavyweight Title. Anxiously awaiting the event, GSPN set out to get comments from the champions and challengers. MORGANA, POC WOMEN'S FIGHTING CHAMPION Morgana: I have no doubt that I will take Latasha down at POC 8. It doesn't matter how, standing, clinching, or on the ground, I am going to send Latasha to the back of the line and make her think about her career path. Anyone who would try to use wrestling or fighting as merely a stepping stone to other entertainment ventures has a nemesis in me, and after POC 8, Latasha is going to know that better than she ever wished she would. Killer Queen: And I'll be right there with you, Morgana. We are the gold standard of the POC, there is no cruiserweight tougher than Zed, and no woman with more skill than Morgana. I would bet money that Morgana walks away still the champion at POC 8. In fact, I think I will put some money on it! LATASHA, NUMBER ONE CONTENDER Latasha: I take my career very seriously, and the only way anyone else in the galaxy will take me seriously is if I hold that Women's Championship. So, at POC 8, I'm going to show Morgana that it takes not only skills, but charisma and marketing value to be a TRUE champion. Franco: (placing his hands on Latasha's face) Look at dis-a face! It is da face of a TRUE champion! Hurrah for Latasha, da next-a Women's Fighting Champion! RUBICON, POC SUPERHEAVYWEIGHT FIGHTING CHAMPION No member of the GSPN staff was willing to approach Rubicon for a comment MENSAR, NUMBER ONE CONTENDER Cordanus: If the "good" Commissioner Hood had not unfairly excluded Mensar from the Superheavyweight Tournament, he would already be champion. However, since politics obviously play a large part in the way things work in the POC, Mensar will simply take his crown at POC 8, over the bloodied body of Rubicon, of course. The King of Superheavyweights, Mensar, is about to take his throne! Let the entire galaxy be on notice! Mensar: I'm going to take your title Rubicon. And maybe if I'm in a good mood, I'll pop YOUR elbow out of place like I did to that slob, JJ Smooth!
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