Post by Thomas (TK) on May 26, 2008 19:51:46 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300] “We interrupt this regularly scheduled televised event with this impromptu Global Wrestling Federation press conference…”[/glow]
“A distinguished member of Headbashers Incorporated Board of Directors…I believe my knowledgeable intern identified him as Cornelius Mickels (a respected community member from Alpha Centauri)…contacted the Deimos Sporting Programming Network and informed the network of a breaking story…sssshhhh, Mister Mickels is walking to the podium now as we speak.”
“Ladies and gentlemen, recently the HB Inc.’s product has become too unwieldy and stale. Some concerns are the irregular broadcasts and simply a watered down talent pool that clogs up live events, the company’s broadcasts, and let’s not beat around the bush…simply boring!”
Cornelius continued with “The Board of Directors have identified and as a wrestling fan myself has hopefully corrected these issues. Let me first introduce to you a familiar face to wrestling fans everywhere and a legend of the squared circle…”
The press conference filled with a feeling of awe and gasps filled the room as the guest speaker graciously walked to the podium…it was Lord Nexus!
“This company has been stagnant for too long and has let many of it’s talent slip away or go untrained. The GWF has established a developmental league that will retrain some of the struggling superstars and assist in the maturity of the next generation of superstars in this business. Thank you.”
The Titan stepped back and the Alpha Centauri native stood behind the podium and once again addressed the reporters. “ Once a week the Global Wrestling Federation Zone (now known as the GWFZ) will vidcast it’s weekly show “Power Surge”. The first broadcast will recap the two championship tournaments that were held recently and the an update on several key issues. Thank you for your time ladies and gentlemen.” With that, the two speakers left the press conference and as the two departed the air was thick with a buzz over the first vidcast.
“Wow! A startling announcement of what wrestling fans hope is one of epic proportions and one that will dust off the GWF’s rust. This is Helena Cordova and we return you to the DSPN studio!”
EDITOR'S NOTE: "POWER SURGE" vidcasts will be mailed via. email to those promoters interested...ah, the return of the fanzine...gotta love nostalgia, huh? If interested in next week's vidcast of "SEPERATION ANXIETY" let me know via. posting your email addy or giving me a PM..thanks guys!
