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GPW Presents - Owen Hart Memorial Tournament Night 1
05.23.2070 from Aylmer, Quebec, Canada - The New Arena

- Opening Segment -
There is about fifty fans in the building. It is Gold Pro Wrestling's first show in Aylmer Quebec, Canada. The ring announcer, G A Roy comes down to the ring, to some faint applause. The camera goes on him while he speaks.

G A Roy: Hello everyone and welcome to Gold Pro Wrestling! I would like to introduce to you our special guest tonight. He is from American Idol 7, he is going to sing both national anthems tonight, Danny Noriega!

[24/7 by Danny Noriega hits and he comes out to the ring. He gets in and grabs the microphone.]

Danny Noriega: Hello everyone!

[He sings both songs. The crowd cheers at the end of the Canadian national anthem. He hands the microphone back to G A Roy and gets out of the ring. He walks to the back and through the curtain.]

G A Roy: I will now introduce to you the 16 participants in the first annual Owen Hart Memorial Tournament. The winner of this tournament will be the first ever Gold Pro Wrestling World Heavyweight Champion!

[He introduces each wrestler. They come out to applause. The wrestlers pose for a picture. They all then go to the back and G A Roy introduces the first match up.]

Bam Bam Bigelow vs. Canine
Bam Bam Bigelow defeated Canine with a Greetings from Ashbury Park
Match Notes: Bam Bam Bigelow hit Canine with the chair twice in the back. Canine would not go down, so Bam Bam hit Greetings from Ashbury Park for the win.

- Seven years bad luck? -
[After the Bam Bam Bigelow poses to the crowd and walks back to the dressing room, The camera goes to the back. Where Vanity and Dynamo are standing. They are in their dressing room. Vanity looks at the camera and speaks.]

Vanity: You know, It's been a while since you've seen me in any wrestling capacity. I'm here in the GPW to get one thing and that's the GPW World championship. Now tonight, I step into the ring with Twiggy, a man from Strawberry Islands. Well Twiggy, let me tell you something. Tonight, I'm not going to wait for our match. No, as a matter of fact I'm going to get you right now!

[Vanity leaves the locker room and walks down the hall. He sees Twiggy talking to Danny Noriega. Vanity grabs him and whips him into the wall. He punches him in the face and slams him hard on the concrete floor. He lifts him up and piledrives him on the floor. Twiggy is knocked out. Vanity stands over him.]

Vanity: Twiggy, you're the first victim. I'm going to destroy everyone who steps in my way.

[Vanity grabs Twiggy and whips him into a mirror. It breaks. Twiggy falls down and he is bleeding all over. Vanity walks away as the camera zooms in on Twiggy's face.]

Cobra Rex Sexy vs. Cyclone
Cyclone defeated Cobra Rex Sexy with a countout
Match Notes: Cobra Rex Sexy was beating down Cyclone but Cyclone came back and hit a flying cross body block from the top to the floor to knock out Sexy for the countout victory.

- Boss Man makes a match -
[The camera goes to the back after Cyclone celebrates his victory. The camera is in the office of GPW owner Lee Longpre is sitting at his desk.]

Lee Longpre: As we have seen tonight, I regret to inform you that Twiggy will not be able to compete in the Owen Hart Memorial Tournament tonight. However, that does not mean that Vanity advances to the next round. Far from it. Vanity has been eliminated from the tournament due to his actions. Now, I'm sure the man from Strawberry Islands will want revenge, so after the Owen Hart Memorial Tournament is in the finals, on the third night of the tournament, Vanity will be competing against Twiggy in a Falls Count Anywhere Match live here at the New Arena, right here in Aylmer, Quebec. Now enjoy the rest of the show.

[The scene goes back to arena where G A Roy is standing in the ring.]

Dogma vs. Dynamo
Dynamo defeated Dogma with a Muscle Ripper Plus
Match Notes: Dynamo made short work of Dogma with the Muscle Ripper Plus.

- The Funkster saves the day! -
[After the match, Vanity comes down to the ring. He grabs the microphone. He stands over the beaten down Dogma. He tells Dynamo to get him a steel chair. Dynamo goes out of the ring and grabs a steel chair. He gets in the ring. Vanity lifts up Dogma and sends him into the ropes, drops the microphone and nails Dogma in the head with a chair. Dogma goes down. Dynamo lifts him up and gives him the Muscle Ripper Plus! He goes for another but Terry Funk comes down to the ring and cleans house. Dynamo, Sweet Thing and Vanity high tail it out of the arena and to the back. Funk grabs the microphone.]

Terry Funk: Vanity!.... Dynamo!... Sweet Thing...you bitch. You pissed off the Funker. I want a three on three match on the next super card. I say instead of it being a Falls Count Anywhere Match between Vanity and Twiggy, I say it be a three on three Barbed Wire Cage Match! Lee Longpre, get out here and make the match official god damn it before I piss in your ring!

[Lee Longpre comes out to the ring with a microphone in hand. He stops just in front of the ring. Terry Funk and the crowd waits for him to speak.]

Lee Longpre: You want that match Funker? You got it. It's going to be Terry Funk, Twiggy and Dogma versus Vanity, Dynamo and a partner of their choosing in a three on three Barbed Wire Cage Match on the next Super card in the main event! Now let's get on with the rest of the tournament. Oh, and by the way Dynamo, you've been eliminated from the tournament for you actions tonight! Back to the show!

Gutter vs. Halcon Oro Jr.
Gutter defeated Halcon Oro Jr. with a Roll in the Gutter
Match Notes: Gutter hit a beautiful dive to the floor, a splash through a table and finally Roll in the Gutter to get the win.

- GPW is fit for a King -
[G A goes to introduce the next match, but is interrupted by music. It's Jerry "The King" Lawler's music. He comes down the ring slowly, wearing a crown and robe. He gets in the ring and grabs the microphone.]

Jerry "The King" Lawler: I'm a little ticked off right now. I came here tonight hoping I could get into the Owen Hart Memorial Tournament, and god bless Owen Hart. Great man, great family man. Now, I couldn't even compete in the tournament. What is that about? I am making an open challenge to anyone for the next super card to face me in a match. I don't care who it is. I'm a king, I can beat anyone!

[Jerry Lawler throws down the microphone and walks to the back. G A announces that it is intermission.]

Max Rapid vs. Raven
Raven defeated Max Rapid with a superkick
Match Notes: Raven hit a even flow ddt for a near fall. He hit a superkick for the win.

Rush vs. Seth Black
Seth Black defeated Rush with a Brainbuster
Match Notes: Seth Black made short work of Rush.

Splatter vs. Taz
Taz defeated Splatter with a Tazmission

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GPW Presents - Owen Hart Memorial Tournament Night 2
05.30.2070 from Aylmer, Quebec, Canada - The New Arena

- What the Funk? -
[G A Roy is in the ring. He announces that tonight will be the crowning of the GPW World Heavyweight World Championship. He goes to run down the card but is interrupted by Terry Funk. Terry Funk comes out and gets in the ring. He scares G A Roy with his branding iron. He grabs the microphone and speaks.}

Terry Funk: Vanity, Dynamo... I'm not waiting for tonight. I want to know who your partner is tonight, so come out and tell me!

[It doesn't take long for Vanity and Dynamo to come out. They are joined by Sweet Thing. Vanity has a microphone in hand.]

Vanity: You want to know who our partner is? Well he knows you very well, he's your brother, Dory Funk!

[Dory Funk runs down to the ring and he and Terry brawl in the ring. Vanity and Dynamo join him and they beat down Terry. Suddenly, Dogma hits the ring but he is quickly beaten down by the three. Twiggy is no where to be seen. The three stand over Terry and Dogma. The two are a bloody mess. Sweet Thing is standing on the apron. Suddenly, Twiggy runs down and grabs Sweet Thing off the apron. He drags her to the back. Vanity, Dynamo and Dory make chase leaving Terry and Dogma in the ring.]

[The camera goes to the back where Dory, Vanity and Dynamo are looking for Twiggy and Sweet Thing. They can't be found. Vanity throws a fit. The camera goes back to the ring where Terry and Dogma are being helped up by referees Alex Hetfield and C.J. Roberts. Once the ring is cleared G A announces the first match between Bam Bam Bigelow and Cyclone.]

Bam Bam Bigelow vs. Cyclone
Bam Bam Bigelow defeated Cyclone with a Greetings from Ashbury Park
Match Notes: Bam Bam beat Cyclone in a one sided match.

- Twiggy takes Sweet Thing for a joy ride -
[After Bam Bam Bigelow celebrates his victory, the camera goes to the parking lot. Twiggy, wearing a huge bandage on his face tosses Sweet Thing handcuffed in a back of a trunk. He gets in the car and speeds off. He leaves the parking lot and out of sight. The camera goes back to ringside where G A Roy announces the next match between Raven and Seth Black.]

Raven vs. Seth Black
Seth Black defeated Raven with a Crucifix Bomb

- Stevie Richards and Blue Meanie! -
[While Seth Black is celebrating, Stevie Richards comes down to the ring and super kicks Seth. Blue Meanie follows him and whips him into the guard rail. They toss him in the ring. Raven slowly gets up and gives him an Even Flow DDT on a chair. Seth Black is out cold. The three pose and then walk to the back, leaving Black down in the centre of the ring.

Jerry Lawler vs. Jerry Lynn
Jerry Lawler defeated Jerry Lynn with a knee drop

Bam Bam Bigelow vs. Gutter
Bam Bam Bigelow defeated Gutter with a Brainbuster
Match Notes: Bam Bam Bigelow hit a power bomb on the floor during one point of the match.

Seth Black vs. Taz
Seth Black defeated Taz with a Crucifix Bomb

- Boss Man makes a match -
[Lee Longpre comes down to the ring. He gets in and grabs the microphone. He looks at the camera and speaks.]

Lee Longpre: Next, we're going to have a match. Since Twiggy took off with Sweet Thing, in the next match it's going to be Vanity versus Dogma. Get down here the two of you, it's go time!

[Lee drops the microphone and G A Roy introduces the Semi Main Event.]

Vanity vs. Dogma
Dogma defeated Vanity with a Misery Machine
Match Notes: Dogma hit an Organ Grinder, A brainbuster on a chair and a german suplex onto a chair during the match!

- Battle of the Funkers -
[After the match, Dory Funk and Dynamo ran down to the ring. They beat down Dogma. Terry Funk ran out and cleared house with a flaming chair. He nailed Dory Funk with the chair. Dory fell to the ground. Vanity and Dynamo ran off. Terry tossed him into the ropes and nailed him in the head with the flaming chair! Referees ran down but they were taken out by Terry. Vanity and Dynamo came back out and walked part way down the aisle. Terry took off after them with the chair, they took off and Terry followed. Dogma limped to the back. The referees and Dory were helped to the back.]

Bam Bam Bigelow vs. Seth Black
for the GPW World Championship
This match ended in a draw (Double DQ)

- Bam Bam/Seth Brawl -
[The referee calls for the bell! The two have been disqualified. The two brawl up the aisle. Bam Bam Bigelow gives him a Belly to Belly suplex into the guard rail. Seth Black is out. Security tries to break it up but Bam Bam continues to beat up Black. Bigelow lifts up Seth and slams him through the table at ringside. He walks out with the GPW World Championship, even though no champion has been crowned.]

[bambam]

RAGE IN THE CAGE - June 6th, 2070

MAIN EVENT - FOR THE GPW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP

Bam Bam Bigelow versus Seth Black

SEMI MAIN EVENT

- WINNER GETS SWEET THING -

Vanity versus Twiggy

- FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE -

Terry Funk versus Dory Funk

- NO DQ MATCH -

Dynamo versus Dogma


PLUS

Jerry "The King" Lawler versus Raven

Cyclone versus Gutter

Taz versus Canine

Cobra Rex Sexy versus Halcon Oro Jr.

Jerry Lynn versus Max Rapid

DEBUT MATCH

Kamala versus Abdullah The Butcher

[du5tin]

Splatter vs. Taz - Cool. How about Splatter vs. Terry Funk?

[bambam]

There is a chance that could happen!

[bambam]

GPW Presents - Rage in the Cage
06.06.2070 from Aylmer, Quebec, Canada - The New Arena

- Twiggy w/Sweet Thing -
[The show opens at the Arena. G A Roy and a referee are in the ring. The camera goes to the back where Twiggy is sitting in a undisclosed location. Beside him is Sweet Thing. He looks at the camera and speaks.]

Twiggy: Look what I have here Vanity. I have Sweet Thing. See her, she's mine. After tonight, it's going to be official. She is going to be my woman. I can make do and wear whatever I want! You want her back? You're going to have to fight me for her!

[Twiggy lifts up her dress revealing a pink thong. He smacks her on the ass as the scene then goes to G A and the referee in the ring.]

Kamala vs. Abdullah The Butcher
Kamala defeated Abdullah The Butcher with a countout

- Funk versus Funk -
[After the first match, it goes to the parking lot where Terry Funk is standing. He sees Dory and runs at him, punching him in the face. The two brawl in the parking lot, with Dory Funk whipping him into a car! They quickly cut back to the arena.]

Jerry Lynn vs. Max Rapid
Jerry Lynn defeated Max Rapid with a DQ
Match Notes: Max Rapid hits Jerry Lynn with a steel chair for the DQ.

- Boobies! -
[We go outside back to the Funks brawling. They are brawling on the streets of Aylmer. Dory Funk finds a garbage can and nails him with it. They brawl some more until they reach a strip club. They brawl all the way to the stage where a topless woman is dancing. She gets scared and runs off. Terry Funk slams him on the stage! The camera goes back to the arena for the next match.

Cobra Rex Sexy vs. Halcon Oro Jr.
Halcon Oro Jr. defeated Cobra Rex Sexy with a Caida De Meutre

Taz vs. Canine
Taz defeated Canine with a Tazmission

Cyclone vs. Gutter
Gutter defeated Cyclone with a reverse ddt

- The Body Donnas are here! -
[G A Roy goes to introduce the next match, but he is interrupted by familiar music. It's the Body Donnas, Skip annd Sunny! Sunny and Skip walk down to the ring and get in.]

Sunny: All you fat, perverts listen up! The Body Donnas are here and we are here to stay. We're here to show the world that we are the best and Bam Bam Bigelow, Seth Black.. we're coming for that title!

[Sunny throws down the microphone and the two walk to the back.]

Jerry Lawler vs. Raven
Jerry Lawler defeated Raven with a Second Rope Fist Drop

- NO DQ -
Dynamo vs. Dogma
Dogma defeated Dynamo with a clothesline with pitchfork

- Dogma attacks Dynamo -
[The bell rings but Dogma grabs Dynamo and tosses him to the floor. He lifts him up and slams him on the ground. He then goes to the top rope and nails a moonsault onto Dynamo. He lifts him up and slams him on the guard rail! Dynamo is hurt!]

- WINNER GETS SWEET THING -
Vanity vs. Twiggy
Vanity defeated Twiggy with a Vanity Lock

- She doesn't want to go! -
[Vanity just beat Twiggy by submission to gain control of Sweet Thing. He grabs her by the wrist, but Sweet Thing maces him in the face. Vanity is blinded. She hoofs him in the balls. Vanity goes down. She then takes off running down the aisle and out of sight!]

- CAGE MATCH -
Bam Bam Bigelow vs. Seth Black
for the GPW World Championship
Seth Black defeated Bam Bam Bigelow with a Crucifix Bomb
Match Notes: Bam Bam hit two Welcome to Ashbury Parks but it wasn't enough to put away Seth Black!

Seth Black won the GPW World Championship

[bambam]

Invasion of the Legends

MAIN EVENT - NON TITLE MATCH

Seth Black versus Bam Bam Bigelow

Jerry Lawler versus Dogma

Gutter versus Taz

Kamala versus Abdullah The Butcher

Dynamo versus Halcon Oro Jr.

Jerry Lynn versus Vanity

Cyclone versus Rush

Twiggy versus Canine

Cobra Rex Sexy versus Max Rapid

Raven versus Al Costello

Captain Lou Albano versus Buff Bagwell

Skip versus D Lo Brown

Dan Severn versus Ed Strangler Lewis

Gorgeous George versus Greg Valentine

Justin Credible versus Nick Bockwinkel

Ox Baker versus Roy Hefferman

Rick Rude versus Rob Van Dam

plus

Sunny versus Penny Banner

[bambam]

GPW Presents - Invasion of the Legends
06.13.2070 from Aylmer, Quebec, Canada - The New Arena

- Twiggy and Sweet Thing -
[The show opens with GA Roy and a referee standing in the ring. GA goes to announce the first match of the night but is interrupted by "Living on a Prayer" by Bon Jovi. Twiggy comes out with Sweet Thing and they do the air guitar in the ring. Twiggy grabs the microphone.]

Twiggy: Vanity, you may have won the match at the last show, but look who's by my side. It's Sweet Thing. Now, you may be wondering how I got away with this, well my buddy just happens to be Gold Pro Wrestling owner, Lee Longpre and he made it official. She is now my manager, not yours Vanity. So you're going to have to find a girl of your own. Now then, tonight, I take on Canine. Canine, you better be prepared to hear the howl of the wolfmun! WOOOOOO!

[Living on a Prayer hits again and they leave the ring and walk to the back.]

Penny Banner vs. Sunny
Penny Banner defeated Sunny with a top rope splash
Match Notes: After the match, Sunny and Skip beat down Penny. Twiggy ran down and cleaned house! He then challenged them to a 6 Man tag next show, it'll be Penny Banner, Twiggy and a partner of his choosing versus Sunny, Skip and a partner of their choosing! They accepted the challenge!

Rick Rude vs. Rob Van Dam
Rob Van Dam defeated Rick Rude with a DQ

Ox Baker vs. Roy Heffernan
Ox Baker defeated Roy Heffernan with a backbreaker

Justin Credible vs. Nick Bockwinkle
Nick Bockwinkle defeated Justin Credible with a Bockwinkle Sleeper

Gorgeous George vs. Greg Valentine
Greg Valentine defeated Gorgeous George with a falling elbow hammer

Dan 'The Beast' Severn vs. Ed 'Strangler' Lewis
Ed 'Strangler' Lewis defeated Dan 'The Beast' Severn with a Strangler's Headlock

Chris Candido vs. D-Lo Brown
D-Lo Brown defeated Chris Candido with a running power bomb

Buff Bagwell vs. Captain Lou Albano
Buff Bagwell defeated Captain Lou Albano with a Buff Blockbuster

Al Costello vs. Raven
Al Costello defeated Raven with a Marble Bor Leglock
Match Notes: After the match Raven gave him a Evenflow DDT on a chair!

Cobra Rex Sexy vs. Max Rapid
Cobra Rex Sexy defeated Max Rapid with a Cobra Rex Clutch

Twiggy vs. Canine
Canine defeated Twiggy with a cross body block

Cyclone vs. Rush
Rush defeated Cyclone with a What a Rush

Jerry Lynn vs. Vanity
Jerry Lynn defeated Vanity with a victory roll

Dynamo vs. Halcon Oro Jr.
Dynamo defeated Halcon Oro Jr. with a Muscle Ripper Plus

Kamala vs. Abdullah The Butcher
Kamala defeated Abdullah The Butcher with a headbutts

Gutter vs. Taz
Taz defeated Gutter with a Tazmission

Jerry Lawler vs. Dogma
Dogma defeated Jerry Lawler with a backslide

Seth Black vs. Bam Bam Bigelow
Bam Bam Bigelow defeated Seth Black with a Greetings from Ashbury Park

[bambam]

GPW Presents - Provincial Championship Tournament Bracket1
06.20.2070 from Aylmer, Quebec, Canada - The New Arena

Dogma vs. Abdullah The Butcher
Dogma defeated Abdullah The Butcher with a Misery Machine

Buff Bagwell vs. Canine
Canine defeated Buff Bagwell with a Savage Face Claw

Ed 'Strangler' Lewis vs. Cobra Rex Sexy
Cobra Rex Sexy defeated Ed 'Strangler' Lewis with a Cobra Rex Clutch

Jerry Lawler vs. Halcon Oro Jr.
Jerry Lawler defeated Halcon Oro Jr. with a Piledriver

Dogma vs. Canine
Dogma defeated Canine with a Misery Machine

Cobra Rex Sexy vs. Jerry Lawler
Jerry Lawler defeated Cobra Rex Sexy with a Piledriver

Dogma vs. Jerry Lawler
Dogma defeated Jerry Lawler with a moonsault onto floor

[bambam]

GPW Presents - Provincial Championship Tournament Bracket 2
06.27.2070 from Aylmer, Quebec, Canada - The New Arena

Al Costello vs. Vanity
Vanity defeated Al Costello with a Vanity Lock

Greg Valentine vs. Cyclone
Greg Valentine defeated Cyclone with a Figure Four Leg Lock

Kamala vs. Captain Lou Albano
Kamala defeated Captain Lou Albano with a Big Splash

D-Lo Brown vs. Chris Candido
Chris Candido defeated D-Lo Brown with a Blonde Bomb

Greg Valentine vs. Vanity
Vanity defeated Greg Valentine with a Vanity Lock


Kamala vs. Vanity
Vanity defeated Kamala with a Vanity Lock

Vanity vs. Dogma
Dogma defeated Vanity with a Misery Machine