BLP Presents GWFZ

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Mot & Kram along with Johnny Rocket welcome the crowd to the GWFZ Arena for the opening card. They announce that the main event shall be a battle royal for the GWFZ Title. They also announce that there will be a special performance during intermission by Throwing Toasters!

Bust up defeated Dark Star Creature by DQ when DSC slammed him on the concrete floor
- DSC was just an unstoppable beast and Bust Up just could not find an advantage

Nightmare Nikki is backstage walking through catering eyeing the tables when she is approached from behind...

Nikki: Who the hell are you?



?: My name is Hefhawg, pleasure to meet your acquaintance...you may know me from my films...

Nikki: Umm no...SHOULD I know you?

Hefhawg: Well, Ive done many films in my career, not too mention I know ALOT of famous people!

Nikki: M'kay....what films? (looking annoyed)

Hefhawg: Let's see...Sonic Hefhawg, It Came From The Hole, Hefhawg The Man, The Myth, The Hedgehog....

Nikki: I've never heard of you... these low budget?

Hefhawg: I do adult films, you know...Hefhawg...Im very well known for my endowments...

Nikki: Umm yeah, ok..I'm a bit busy...

(Suddenly an odd odor fills the air and Nikki seems to stagger a bit...)

Hefhawg: You know honey, you could be a star, you have some very nice...assets...

Nikki: (looking slightly confused) Yeah, I am very hot arent I? And I think I would enjoy workin with you.... You are very warm...and fuzzy...I...I feel so drawn to you...

Hefhawg: You know doll, Im good friends with some very famous people, I do lunch with American Guy, He thinks my films are cool...

Nikki: (smiling and giggling like a school-girl as Hefhawg wraps his arms around her) Tell me more stud...

(suddenly there's a crash as a table shatters)

Strong: STRONG!

Hefhawg: Hi there Strong, nice to meet....

Strong: STRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Strong picks up a catering table dumping out canisters of food including some rank smelling Brymstonian dish, some of it splashes Nikki and Hefhawg..the odor catches Nikki's nose and she shakes her head as if she is trying to wake up...)

Nikki: WTF! Let go of me you creepy Slimebag! (Nikki slaps the taste out of Hefhawg's mouth and sends him falling on his wide butt, Nikki storms off as Strong walks over and gets into Hefhawg's face laughing a bit)

Strong: STRONG!!!!!!!

Minotaur beat Symbiote via DQ when Symbiote was caught using Entry Wound
-Symbiote dominated the Animan and used Entry Wound once too often and got caught

Necros defeated Tournament Master with Bite of the Vampire
- Tournament Master started off well but made a small error in missing a turnbuckle charge, Necors took over and managed to put him away... Tournament Master was highly upset and frustrated with this loss


Finally it was time for intermission and Throwing Toasters took to the stage much to the delight of the fans in attendance... Grant and the boys cranked out "The Ones In The Water" as the crowd partied... after the song Grant and Co went out and signed autographs for the fans as two men snuck onto the stage and began playing their instruments...

?: Ladies and Gentleman, My name's Darth Brooks and this is my partner and good buddy Grillz...

Grillz: YEAH!

Darth Brooks: This is alittle song I wrote called "Space Cowboy from Upper Uranus" , like to hear it? Here it go...

1..2...a 1..2..3..

Grant: WTF? Hey you guys..that's our equipment! WHo in the blue hell are you?

Grillz: WHAT???

Grant: Who in the hell are you guys?

Grillz: WHAT?

Grant: Nevermind...put down our equipment and get off the stage...

Grillz: OKAY!!!!

Frustrated Grant goes up and grabs his guitar from Darth Brooks and his mic from Grillz...as he is facing Grillz Darth slips behind him and pulls out a double neck guitar seemingly from nowhere, takes a stance and twirls it before giving Grant a brutal EL KABONG!!! The rest of Throwing Toasters quickly storm the stage as The Headliners made a hasty retreat...

Finally it was time for the main event... all the participants came down to the ring...Overtime, Pride, Morbid, Harm, and Strong all recieved loud pops from the fans, Hegemony came out talking his usual nonsense to which the fans chanted YOU SUCK...

Battle Royal
Sledgend eliminated by Xiongmao
Overtime eliminated by Narcotik (shocker!)
Ares eliminated by The Legacy
Motor Psycho eliminated Hegemony
Strong eliminated by Ensor (Strong looked at Ensor as he landed on his feet on the floor and yelled...STRONG!!!)
Leviathan eliminated by Pride
Morbid eliminated by The Legacy (fans werent too pleased)
Dr Payne eliminated by Cuddley Claw
Surgeon eliminated by Narcotik
The Legacy eliminated by Assassin X
Pride eliminated by Hegemony
Ensor eliminated by Cuddley Claw
Narcotik eliminated by Harm
Xiongmao eliminated by Irish Heat
Cuddley Claw eliminated by Harm
Hegemony eliminated by Harm (the crowd erupted in cheers with this one)
Assassin X eliminated by Harm

With that Harm was crowned the first GWFZ Champion and celebrated in the ring as we went off the air....

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Just held a card today...

A new talent survives a 4 man battle to earn a GWFZ contract...who was it???

GWFZ Tag Champions crowned in a controversial match that ended with one of the champions landing on the injured list...

The Rumble was held and one superstar outlasted 26 others to earn a shot at the GWFZ Champion Harm at the first GWFZ Supercard.

Monolith makes his debut and makes a thunderous impact leaving a superstar laying in a heap....

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GWFZ Show #4

Mot, Kram, & Johnny Rocket welcome the televised audience to another edition of the GWFZ from the GWFZ Arena...They announce there will be a Fatal Fourway Elimination Match in which the winner will recieve a GWFZ Developmental Contract. They also announce that tonight the finals of the GWFZ Tag Team Title Tourny is tonight and that GGTT and The Headliners will be facing off for the titles. They also announce that Monolith will be making his appearance in the GWFZ tonight! The final announcement was that the winner of the Ragin' Rumble will be going on to face the GWFZ Champion Harm at MEGA CARD I.

Before the first match got underway an angry Hegemony came down to the ring with one of the big dirt sheets rolled up in his hand. He was angry that Strong was rated higher than he was this month, he then went on a long drawn out tirade about how much better of a wrestler he is and that Strong is nothing but an overinflated bag of hot air... He demanded a match against Strong tonight! Commissioner Necros granted his wish...

4 Man Battle Royal - Winner gets developmental contract
Bazzy vs Thunderlips vs Lord Rahl vs Man in Black
Order of Elimination
1-Bazzy eliminated by Lord Rahl
2- Lord Rahl eliminated by Thunderlips
3-Man in Black eliminated by Thunderlips
~ Great showings by Rahl and Thunderlips in this one...Thunderlips proved that he wanted it more and the other three will have to go back to the drawing board for the time being.

Special Challenge
Strong beat Hegemony with STRONG
~ Seems the "hairy little geek" will never learn as once again his mouth wrote checks his ass couldnt cash as Strong decimated him with two straight STRONGs

GWFZ Tag Team Title Tourny Finals
The Headliners (w/ Johnny Rocket) defeated GGTT when Drath Brooks pinned Pride after UNANSWERED PRAYERS
to win the titles
~ Wild Match - Overtime was put thru the Venusian announce table by Grillz and later powerslammed through another table by Darth Brooks...American Guy interfered costing Pride a pinfall..Pride fought AG off but Brooks hit a Bionic Elbow and went for the cover...Toasterboy Grant
hit the ring and attacked Brooks breaking up the pin...Brooks gave Grant and Pride a noggin knocker and went for the cover...finally Brooks hits his finisher and gets the win
After the match Grant hit the ring once more and doubleteamed Brooks with Overtime...double clotheslining him and hitting the SLICE EJECTOR LEAP several times...Brooks is injured 7 cards

GWFZ RAGIN' RUMBLE
Order of Entry:
1-Necros
2-Surgeon
3-Dark Star Creature
4-The Legacy
5-Kati
6-Strong
7-Death Knight II
8-Irish Heat (who debuted his new entrance theme - www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLoFQe2tX2s)
9-Xiongmao
10-Hegemony
11-Cuddley Claw
12-Leviathan
13-Assassin X
14-Symbiote
15-Tournament Master
16-Duplos
17-Sledgend
18-Motor Psycho
19-Morbid
20 Doctor Payne
21-Rush
22-Narcotik
23-Ensor
24-Ares (who also debuted his new entrance theme - www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZBA0SKmQy8)
25-Bust Up
26-Monolith (This was the shocker of the night as no one expected Monolith to be in the Rumble)

Order of Elimination
1-Surgeon by Necros
2-Dark Star Creature by The Legacy
3-Kati by The Legacy
4-Necros by The Legacy
5-Strong by DK II
6-Xiongmao by The Legacy
7-Hegemony by DK II
8-Assassin X by DK II
9-Cuddley Claw by Symbiote
10-Tournament Master by Leviathan
11-Irish Heat eliminated by Symbiote
12-Duplos by The Legacy
13-Motor Psycho by DK II
14-DK II by Morbid
15-Leviathan by Narcotik
16-Narcotik by Symbiote
17-Rush by Bust up
18-Monolith by The Legacy & Sledgend
19-The Legacy by Dr Payne
20-Bust up by Ares
21-Sledgend by Ares
22-Dr Payne by Symbiote
23-Morbid by Ares
24-Ensor by Ares
25-Symbiote by Ares

Ragin' Rumble Winner: Ares
~ Awesome Rumble...probably one of the best Ive had and Ive had many. The Legacy showed he is a true threat in the GWFZ by eliminating people left and right though he needed an assist by Sledgend to hoist Monolith up and over... The legendary Death Knight II also made a strong showing in the Rumble but in the end the mighty Spartan managed to level every participant who got in his way and came out of the Rumble victorious...He has earned another shot at Harm's GWFZ Title at MEGA CARD I... Can he defeat the champion this time around or will Harm once again prove he is the top dog in the GWFZ....

After the match Monolith hit the ring again and decimated Ares with THE END OF ALL THINGS. Monolith stood tall with a smug look upon his face at the carnage he created...He may not have won the Rumble but he definetly made a loud statement...What does this mean for the GWFZ?

Rumble Statistics:
Most Eliminations: The Legacy with 5.5
Longest in: The Legacy at 33 minutes
Quickest Eliminations: Xiongmao/Monolith(tie)

[Thomas (TK)]

Sweet! Ares, as I am finding out this evening, is a beast and it is only amount of time before Harm loses the title to this guy! Monolith was a shock as the last entrant...Nikki + Hefhawg= The Porcupine (a porn term dawg).

Cool...plus, Strong saying nothing but Strong was...a mastercard moment. Awesome bro.

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GWFZ MEGA CARD I

From Boston, Earth

"Toasterboy" Grant beat Grillz (with Johnny Rocket) via the SLICE EJECTOR LEAP
~Very quick match as Grant got the initiative and did not let up from there.

Sledgend demolished Hegemony and got the win with a high cross body from the ropes

Strong pinned Dark Star Creature after two consecutive STRONGS

XTreme Payne defeated Hibernation Domination when Dr Payne pinned Xiongmao after a high cross body

Rush plowed through Morbid with WHAT A RUSH

Tournament Master bested The Legacy with FINAL ROUND

Duplos, Narcotik, & Ensor defeated Motor Psycho, Surgeon, & Leviathan when Duplos got TWICE AS HARD on Leviathan
~ Great six man tag match, fast pace and exciting, all 6 men saw action in the ring and the tide turned several times.

Main in Black beat Overtime with a Guitar Shot to the Head
~ Overtime came into this match looking to payback M.I.B. for the guitar shot on the previous card...Overtime had control of the match for the first part and even hit THE CLINCHER but M.I.B. wouldnt stay down and once again waffled Overtime with the guitar

**Irish Pub Brawl**
Symbiote beat Irish Heat via pinfall
~ AWESOME and BRUTAL match!!! These two hammered each other with anything and everything not nailed down! Irish Heat piledrove Symbiote on a case of Guinness and later rammed his head into the Jukebox killing the Dropkick Murphy's song that was playing. Symbiote would recover and nailed Irish Heat with a half full keg of Guinness and then powerbombed him onto it!!! They continued to brawl and broke up a poker game that was going on..both Symbiote and Irish Heat were attacked by a big bald man wearing a black t-shirt with a clover that had a skull and crossbones...the big man laid them both out...Symbiote managed to fall on top of Irish Heat and the referee made the count.

**No DQ Match**
Pride beat American Guy with PRIDE & PREJUDICE after interference from US Male and Overtime
~ The crowd was really behind American Guy was he came down to the ring, cigarette dangling from his lips...old Glory held high in one hand and a beer in the other...Guy downed the beer..raised Old Glory high in the air...tossed the can into the crowd and took a drag from his smoke before putting it out and getting into the ring. From there Pride got his butt kicked from pillar to post...Guy really took the fight to Pride and sent him flying from the ring...from there Guy put Pride through not one, but both announce tables with THE F BOMB!!! At the end pride was a bloody mess and Guy hit AMERICAN FIREPOWER...Us Male ran to the ring and got onto the apron...Guy got up and immediately charged after him...With Guy distracted Overtime hit the ring and nailed Guy with THE CLINCHER... US Male came into the ring and nailed Guy in the face with a chair as Overtime placed Pride over him to get the three count.

**GWFZ Championship Match**
Monolith beat Harm(c) via DQ when Ares interfered
~ Great match, Monolith had a hard time with Harm, Harm managed tio put the big man in HARM'S WAY but the giant immediately broke the hold...Monolith's power seemed to be too much for the champ and he was putting him away with THE END OF ALL THINGS when Ares hit the ring yelling "FOR SPARTA!!" and nailed Monolith with the SPARTAN SPEAR causing Harm to fall on top of Monolith but the ref called for the bell. Security had to come down and split up Ares and Monolith as both men traded blows inside the ring.

[Avarice]

Excellent show, bro. Can't wait to see more. Definitely one of my favorite "Z" feds to read.