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Post by Crimson Cross on Aug 17, 2011 12:17:54 GMT -5
Really Cool seeing Adonis getting another "W" over Mr.Wonderful and Brody winning the Gold over Williams at a House Show is both surprising and wild at the same time...
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Post by bockwinkle99 on Aug 26, 2011 9:22:10 GMT -5
#64--Bockwinkle99 presents Herb Abrams' UWF
[glow=red,2,300]This is...THE FURY HOUR! [/glow] Matches taped at the Reseda Country Club in Los Angeles, California
Fury Hour airs on SportsChannel America--5.6 rating
Craig DeGeorge (play by play); Mike Golic (color); Mike Greenberg (interviews); Herb Abrams (booker/ring announcer)
*) The show begins with footage of King Kong Brody winning the UWF Heavyweight Championship from "Dr. Death" Steve Williams in Long Beach
*) In-studio, Craig and Mike recap the house card, then introduce Laura Prepon, who is accompanied by Tanya Roberts. Laura's regular tag partner, Mila Kunis, was injured by a double-team attack by Cameron Diaz and Lucy Liu in Long Beach, and Laura has recruited Tanya to help her out as Mila recovers.
Tanya: "Let me tell you something. I accepted Laura's invitation because I am disgusted by what Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz and Lucy Liu are doing to the name of "Angels". I used to be an Angel, and we stood for something. Loyalty, honor, respect. Things that this new breed doesn't seem to understand. You listen to me, 'Angels'. There's no school like the old school, and it's time for a lesson."
1. Laura Prepon and Tanya Roberts d. "Mistress of Mayhem" Erin Murphy and "Easy E" Emma Stone *) Laura pins Murphy after delivering a brutal heart punch.
*) After coming back from the commercial break, Craig and Big Mike discuss the next match when one of the participants, "Dr. Death" Steve Williams, rages out. The announcers take a step back as he pounds on, then overturns, the announce table before grabbing Craig's microphone.
Williams: "Brody! Brody, do you know what you've done? You have unleashed hell, a hell called "Doctor Death!" Like I always say, the world is turning, but Brody, with you it's different! Your world is going to stop! You hear me, Brody?"
2. "Dr. Death" Steve Williams p. Davey "the Observer" Meltzer *) A man full of frustration, Williams takes out a fair amount on Meltzer, pulling the far outclassed "Observer" up when he could have easily pinned him to continue the punishment. Finally, referee Jesse Hernandez fast counts Meltzer to save him from further punishment. Even so, it requires a threat of losing his rematch from promoter Herb Abrams to stop the carnage.
*) A videotaped interview between Mike Greenberg and Adorable Adrian Adonis airs next.
Adonis: "Y'know, Mr. Wonderful, I don't understand you. I mean, I really don't get it. I've beaten you twice, fair and square, in the middle of the ring. Yet you still whine about it all being so unfair. Well, listen up! Life isn't fair! I learned that in the streets of New York, pal, when I had to fight and claw for everything I got. Now, you want another match against me. OK, that's fine with me. You want to keep getting your...your butt kicked, fine. I'll do it all day long, and into the night. And in the end, you won't be so wonderful, but I'll still be adorable."
3. Peg Bundy (w/Marcy Darcy) b. Kari "the Mythbuster" Byron by countout *) Byron is ko'd when Kelly Bundy dropkicks her into the ringpost after chasing her around the ring while Peg and Marcy distract referee Kevin James. James then counts her out. This produces Herb, who enters the ring, angry at the typical Bundy Family tactics.
Abrams: "I am sick of you Bundys constantly disobeying the rules of the UWF! We saw how you won tonight, but there's nothing anybody can do about it, since I can't overturn a referee's decision. You get the title shot. However, I can make sure that you earn the Women's TV Championship and don't get it by outside interference. In two weeks, you will fight Shawnee Smith for the title, with the entire UWF BARRED FROM RINGSIDE! No Marcy Darcy, no Kelly Bundy, nobody! And if anyone does try to interfere, and I mean anybody, you, Peg Bundy, will be suspended for thirty days and the interfering party will be banned from the UWF for life!"
(Commercial break)
4. Rockin' Robin b. UWF Womens Champion Luna Vachon by disqualification--Luna retains the title. *) Luna pulls everything she can at Robin, but the challenger keeps coming until Luna grabs a chair and uses it on Robin's skull, drawing the DQ loss.
*) Once referee Hernandez gets Luna backstage and medics assist Robin away, Colonel DeBeers struts to the ring, where Herb meets him. DeBeers was to wrestle Battle Kat, but the Kat has been injured and rendered unable to wrestle after an attack by Cactus Jack and the Black Knight.
DeBeers: "It appears, Mister Abrams, that another masked American wrestler is too scared to come and face a real man like the Colonel..."
Abrams: "Now wait a minute, DeBeers, you know full well that Battle Kat would be here if he could..."
DeBeers: "First of all, little man, you will call me 'Colonel' when you address me. Secondly, I know for a fact that he is not injured, unless you call being gutless an injury. It is just another example of..."
(The exchange is interrupted by cheers as the Patriot races to the ring. Herb and referee Scott Dickinson move between the wrestlers to prevent any trouble.)
Patriot: "Herb, I'm here to take Battle Kat's place. I've got it all in writing here."
(The Patriot hands Herb and Scott a piece of paper that appears to be a contract allowing the Patriot to take the injured wrestler's place. Herb and Scott shrug at each other, then Dickinson calls for the bell.)
5. The Patriot b. Col. DeBeers by countout *) Unable to convince referee Dickinson that the match shouldn't happen, DeBeers cheapshots Patriot and takes an early advantage in the match that spends equal time in and out of the ring. Finally, after a Patriot Missile, DeBeers rolls out of the ring and, throwing up his hands in disgust, walks away from the ring as he is counted out. Debris falls on DeBeers as he gestures to the crowd before disappearing into the dressing room area. Patriot takes the house mic.
Patriot: "That's twice, DeBeers, that you have skated on a technicality like a typical cowardly criminal, hiding behind the law. I respect the law, but it still angers me that men like DeBeers plays the greatest system in the world. Unlike many of those criminals, though, there is something I can do with DeBeers. I can get him in a cage to keep him from getting a countout victory. I can have the time limit waved to prevent a draw. What could be more American that a one on one showdown, huh? What do you say, Herb?"
Abrams: "If the people want it...you got it!"
(The crowd chants "USA, USA!" in approval.)
6. Danny Glover (w/Tobin Bell) p. TV Champion Griff (w/Jefferson Darcy) to win the UWF TV Championship *) Glover single handedly wipes out Griff, Darcy and Al Bundy when they try to interfere and walks away with the gold.
Be sure to tune in to UWF SHOWDOWN and keep an eye out for the next installment of THE FURY HOUR. Until then, we'll see you at the matches.
[glow=red,2,300]The Universal Wrestling Federation...What the Universe is Watching![/glow]
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Post by Crimson Cross on Aug 28, 2011 6:50:47 GMT -5
I loved how Adonis talked about his continued success over Mr.Wonderful and a 3rd match should be awesome. Danny Glover takes the TV Strap from Griff while DeBeers once again eludes his enemies and that's always a good thing...
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Post by bockwinkle99 on Sept 5, 2011 10:25:47 GMT -5
U65--Bockwinkle99 presents Herb Abrams' Universal Wrestling Federation
"This is SHOWDOWN!"
Matches taped at the Reseda Country Club in Los Angeles, California
Showdown airs on SportsChannel--2.8 rating
Studio Hosts: Herb Abrams and John Tolos
Play by play: Craig DeGeorge
Color: Mike Golic
Interviews: Mike Greenberg
Abrams: "Welcome back, wrestling fans, to another edition of the Universal Wrestling Federation Showdown. I'm Herb Abrams..."
Tolos: "And I am the greatest manager in the world today, John Tolos."
Abrams: "And tonight we have another card of non-stop action featuring the greatest wrestlers in the world today."
Tolos: "That's right, baby, my main man, the Ace, Cowboy Bob Orton, will show you tonight why he's destined for greatness in the UWF, a combination of my brain and his brawn."
Abrams: "Also tonight, we have a match for the UWF Tag Team Championship as the Bruiser and the Crusher take on Tommy Angel and Corporal Kirshner in what should be a great title bout."
Tolos: "I agree, Abrams, but only if the Bruiser and Crusher show up sober and Angel and Kirshner show up at all."
Abrams: "I don't think we have to worry about that, John. In addition, we have a number of great matches, starting with this one as Emma Watson, the "Apprentice", if you will, of the Mistress of the Night, Elvira, taking on Lacey Chabert of the Party of Two. Emma has a score to settle with Lacey and her partner, Jennifer Love Hewitt, as a result of Elvira's injury after a match between the teams in Long Beach on the 29th. Let's go to the action..."
1. Emma Watson p. Lacey Chabert
*) Emma is in rare form, taking to the air and overwhelming Lacey. She finishes off the "Partier" with the "Hermoine Hurricanrana" for the victory and tries to go after her downed foe post bell only to be restrained by referee Colin Mochrie.
Abrams: "Well, it looks like this feud between the Party of Two and the dark ladies, Elvira and Emma, might just be starting."
Tolos: "The Party of Two is learning fast that this ain't no party, this is wrestling, and if you ain't careful, you're gonna get hurt."
Abrams: "That's right, John, and we'll see how this turns out. We'll be right back."
(COMMERCIAL BREAK)
Abrams: "Welcome back, wrestling fans, to UWF Showdown. Right now, we have videotaped comments by Mister Wonderful, Paul Orndorff, recorded just before his match with Iceman King Parsons."
(Videotaped promo) Orndorff: "Adorable Adrian Adonis, I heard what you've been sayin', and let me tell ya something, Mr. Wonderful does NOT whine. I also don't get mad, Adonis, I get even. I haven't got to where I am by being Mr. nice guy. I learned the hard way, in the ring. You say you got tough on the streets of New York, well, brother, you'd better go back because I've gone through tougher guys than you. You ain't seen nothin' yet, brother, because when I'm done with you, you'll go back to Vince and beg him to put you back in that dress!"
2. "Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff p. Iceman King Parsons
*) Orndorff makes surprisingly short work of the Iceman, derailed only when he seems to snap and tries to seriously injure Parsons, all the while demanding Adrain Adonis show up, and nearly forcing ref Billy Silverman to disqualify him. Parsons takes advantage and makes it a fight, but in the end, two piledrivers signal the end for the Iceman. He then grabs the house mic, shouts, "Take a good look, Adonis!", shoves Silverman and piledrives Parsons a third time, Suddenly, Adonis races to the ring and, astonishingly, Mr. Wonderful begs off and retreats.
Abrams: "What was Paul Orndorff thinking, John? He's lucky that it turned out Parsons wasn't seriously injured, or the UWF might have hit him with more than a fine. And what about when Adrian Adonis appeared and he backed off? I don't get it."
Tolos: "That's because you were never a wrestler, Abrams. It's called a strategic retreat. I wouldn't worry too much, I know Mr. Wonderful and I'm sure he's got a plan to deal with that..."
Abrams: "Watch it, John, or you'll get us cancelled!"
Tolos: "...other guy. Geez, I hate political correctness, it takes all the fun out of announcing."
Abrams: "Anyway, another hot feud brewing here in the UWF is the one between Dennis "Rodzilla" Rodman and the Stallone Brothers, Frank and Sylvester. The latest chapter took place this past week in a match between Rodman and Frank Stallone. Let's go to the ring."
3. Frank Stallone p. Dennis Rodman
*) Rodman tries to intimidate Frank early by standing over him (he's six inches taller than Frank, who stands 6 feet even) but the effect is muted as referee Ryan Stiles is also 6-6. The bully tactic fails as Frank unleashes a furious assault on the tattooed "Dennis the Menace". Rodman evens the odds with a series of dirty tactics that is disrupted when Sylvester comes to ringside and nails Rodman as he tries to pull something from his belt. Frank covers for the victory.
Abrams: "Well, Dennis Rodman got what he deserved, John."
Tolos: "What do you mean, Abrams? He won because of outside interference! The Stallones are scared of Rodman. Frank's just a no talent slob riding his brother's coattails."
Abrams: "Uh..."
Tolos: "Not a word, Abrams, not...a...word..."
Abrams: "Let's go to break, folks. We'll be right back."
(A promo for the upcoming Fury Hour airs, hyping the Women's TV title match between champion Shawnee Smith of SAW and former champ Peg "Big Red" Bundy of the Bundy Family)
Abrams: "Now here's the moment that John has been waiting for..."
Tolos: "I'll handle this, Abrams. Ladies and gentlemen, you are about to see a true legend of the ring, one of the greatest wrestlers in the world today, managed by the greatest manager in the world today, the Ace, Cowboy Bob Orton. Roll the tape!"
4. Cowboy Bob Orton p. Houdini
*) Squash match. Houdini has nothing for the Ace and is punished by a smirking Orton until he's wiped out with a superplex. All the while, Tolos at ring side is extolling the Cowboy's virtues to the ringside fans, DeGeorge, Golic and whoever's in listening distance.
Tolos: "You see that, Abrams? A thing of beauty is a joy forever. Man, he's great, I'm great and nothing can stop us."
Abrams: "Uh, yeah. What's also great is the exploding feud between Jenny McCarthy and Laura San Giacomo. We have comments from both ladies before their match."
(Videotaped interviews conducted by Mike Greenberg) Greeny: "Mike Greenberg backstage at the Reseda with Jenny McCarthy, who tonight takes on Laura San Giacomo in a one on one match. Jenny, you've seen what Laura has done to a number of her opponents. Does that ever cross your mind?"
McCarthy: "No. Yeah, I saw what she did to Anna Nicole Smith. She nearly put her out of this sport permanently. I'm not worried about that, though. I have one thing in mind, and that's revenge. And whether it's becoming a Playboy centerfold, a tv star or kicking your butt, Laura, I always get what I put my mind to. You mess with one Playmate, you mess with us all. Just remember that."
(Second interview) Greeny: "Now I'm joined by Laura San Giacomo. Laura, I just spoke to Jenny McCarthy and she seems like she's bent on revenge for what you did to Anna Nicole Smith."
LSG: "I'm not afraid of Jenny McCarthy. She is nothing more than a clone of Anna Nicole. I can sense the same fear in Jenny that I feasted on when I destroyed Anna Nicole. I can assure you, Jenny McCarthy, that all your talk means nothing. There is nothing you can do to prevent me from crushing you just as I did your friend. You, too, will beg for mercy once I trap you in my Crossface. I warn you, though...expect none."
5. Laura San Giacomo b. Jenny McCarthy by disqualification
The two women go pillar to post in and out of the ring as referee Mochrie, understanding the bad blood, gives them plenty of leeway. The last straw comes when Jenny chokes Laura with a camera cable, forcing Mochrie to DQ Jenny. Laura fights back, however, and DDT's Jenny through the broadcast table before an army of referees and UWF official Al Burke manage to restore order.
Abrams: "While I personally dislike the tactics used by both women, John, I understand the hatred between the women. I just hope that somehow it can be contained before someone is permanently injured."
Tolos: "I think they should let them go. Let them settle it. Two beautiful women tearing each other up, hey, God bless America!"
Abrams: "Coming up, our main event, Bruiser and Crusher take on Tommy Angel and Corporal Kirshner, with the UWF tag team titles on the line."
(A promo for next week's Showdown is aired, featuring a one on one main event between Cowboy Bob Orton and Don 'the Rock' Muraco)
Abrams: "It's time for our main event, wrestling fans, a match for the UWF tag team championship. Let's get right to ringside."
Tolos: "Can I say something?"
Abrams: "No."
6. UWF Tag Team Champions the Bruiser and the Crusher d. Tommy Angel and Corporal Kirshner to defend the title.
*) The challengers seem to catch the champs off guard early, but the veteran bar room brawlers weather the early storm and get down to business. Angel and Kirshner try to keep an upbeat tempo with quick tags and stick and move tactics but the experience factor pays off and the grizzled champs retain the titles. After the match, Crusher takes the mic.
Crusher: "Let me tell ya all something. There's nothing that the Bruiser and I enjoy more than a good fight, and we sure had one tonight. Angel, Kirshner, you earned our respect tonight. Anytime you want another shot, you got it. For now, though, we're gonna celebrate the only way we know how, and that's with big mugs of beer and big women."
Abrams: "I'm not sure that I approve of their exercise regime, if you will, but you can't argue with success."
Tolos: "Exercise regime? Getting drunk and dancing with fat women is an exercise regime? Are you kidding?"
Abrams: "It seems to work for the UWF tag team champions, John."
Tolos: "Sure, Abrams, maybe if you do that, you can become a fat slob, too."
Abrams: "And with that, it's time to put a wrap on another exciting episode of UWF Showdown. For John Tolos and the rest of the UWF, I'm Herb Abrams. We'll see you at the matches."
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Post by neilybob on Sept 5, 2011 16:13:36 GMT -5
interesting last card Bockwinkle.
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Post by bockwinkle99 on Sept 9, 2011 22:42:05 GMT -5
#66--Bockwinkle99 presents Herb Abrams' Universal Wrestling Federation
"This is the Fury Hour!"
Matches taped at the Reseda Country Club in Los Angeles, California
Fury Hour airs on SportsChannel America--3.6 rating
Craig DeGeorge and Mike Golic at ringside
Mike Greenberg, interviewer
Herb Abrams, ring announcer/promoter/in ring interviewer
1. Tina Fey and Amy Poehler d. the Angels (Drew Barrymore and Cameron Diaz, w/Lucy Liu) *) Poehler p. Barrymore after a spike piledriver delivered as referee Ryan Styles argues with Cameron and Lucy.
**) A videotaped promo is aired hyping a new team coming to the UWF, Jamie Pressly and Reese Witherspoon, calling themselves the Southern Ladies.
**) A promo for a house card scheduled for the West Islip (NY) High School Gym is shown, with Mike Greenberg interviewing Dr. Death Steve Williams, who will wrestling King Kong Brody for the UWF Championship.
Williams: "King Kong Brody, I'm sure you know the story of the first King Kong, brother. He was on top of the world, too. Standing there on top of the world, thinking that nothing could knock you down. Then came the Air Force, and it showed that big monkey who was boss. Now, not far from where that happened, I get my chance to knock another big, stupid, smelly monkey off the top of the world. I warned you, Brody, your world will end, and it will end in New York!"
2. The Patriot p. Spitball Patterson *) Squash match easily won by the Star-Spangled Warrior.
**)After the match, Herb informs Patriot that the details have been worked out and he will get his cage match against Colonel DeBeers. It will take place on the next Fury Hour, at the Hotel Penta in New York City next week.
Patriot: "Herb, I can't think of a better place to have the match than in New York City. One of the symbols of liberty and freedom. Like the man said, "If you can make it there, you can make it anywhere, so DeBeers, you better bring your A game, because I'm going to drag you into the twenty-first century whether you like it or not."
3. Costas Mandylor (w/Tobin Bell) b. "Bumblebee" Bud Bundy (w/Jefferson Darcy) *) Darcy sees Bundy in trouble and tries to help by climbing into the ring. Instead he earns Bud a DQ from ref Kevin James and a beating at the hands of Mandylor until Bud can pull him from the ring.
**) Herb interviews Mandylor and Bell after the match.
Mandylor: "Bud, Griff, I'm sick and tired of you guys getting in my way. Just when I think I got one of you, another one jumps up and bites me. Herb, I don't want much, just a chance to get back."
Bell: "Bundys, you and your acolytes have finally irritated me beyond tolerance. You play childish games around the ring. I have tried to ignore it, and thought that Mr. Glover's winning of the UWF television title might have cured you. It seems that I may have underestimated your intelligence. It is time for more drastic measures. I assure you, Bundy family, there will be pain."
**) Another video promo for the West Islip, NY, house show airs, this time with Greeny interviewing UWF Champion King Kong Brody.
Brody: "Dr. Death, you ain't got nothin' on King Kong! I heard you talkin' about the first King Kong, and believe me, you'd better bring the Air Force, Godzilla, the Army, 'cause you're gonna need all of them, and it still won't be enough. When you're done, guess who will still be on top of the Empire State Building, gold in one hand, blonde in the other? That's right. King Kong!"
4. Rockin' Robin p. Penelope Paradise *) Robin has to come from behind to score a victory over the tough, pink haired Paradise.
5. UWF Heavyweight Champion King Kong Brody p. Al Lion *) Not originally a title match (since Steve Williams is the top contender), Brody states that he will voluntarily give up the title if he lost, making the usual squash match a roundabout title defense for Brody.
6. UWF Womens TV Champion Shawnee Smith (w/Tobin Bell) b. Peg Bundy (w/Marcy Darcy) by DQ to retain the title. *) Ref Kevin James ejects Marcy when she tries to interfere, but as he and Herb try to get her to the back, Kelly Bundy races past them and jumps Smith. The women are brawling out of the ring onto the arena floor as the TV time expires.
Be sure to tune it to UWF Showdown!, coming soon to this channel, and keep coming back for more action on the Fury Hour. Until next time, we'll see you at the matches.
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Post by bockwinkle99 on Sept 13, 2011 9:58:23 GMT -5
U65--Bockwinkle99 presents Herb Abrams' UWF
SHOWDOWN tv taping
Matches taped at the Reseda Country Club in Los Angeles, CA
Showdown aired on SportsChannel America--1.6 rating
(Editor's note: Hello, folks, Bockwinkle99here. I'm not feeling good this morning, so I'm not in the mood to do a full write up, so I am just posting the results from the tv taping. Sorry, no promos or banter between Herb Abrams and John Tolos this time.)
1. The Blackhearts (w/Luna Vachon) d. Los Conquistadors in a squash match2. Frank Stallone (w/Sylvester Stallone) b. Kevin Federline (w/Dennis Rodman) by disq.
3. Laura San Giacomo p. Kari "Mythbuster" Byron
4. Adrian Adonis p. Jose Luis Rivera
5. Emma Watson p. Jennifer Love Hewitt
6. Cowboy Bob Orton (w/John Tolos) p. Don 'the Rock' Muraco
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Post by bockwinkle99 on Sept 17, 2011 10:16:51 GMT -5
U68--Bockwinkle99 presents Herb Abrams' Universal Wrestling Federation
*) House show at St. John's High School, West Islip, N.Y.--Sellout crowd of 800 in attendance
1. "Dangerous" Dan Spivey p. "Wild Thing" Steve Ray
2. Costas Mandylor (w/UWF Women's TV Champion Shawnee Smith) b. Griff (w/Jefferson D'Arcy) by DQ **) Griff uses a shoe handed to him by D'Arcy to KO Mandylor. Shawnee chases Jefferson around the outside of the ring before he and Griff run off
3. UWF Womens' Tag Team Champions the Sock It To Me Girls (Judy Carne and Go-Go Goldie) d. Elvira and Emma Watson to retain the title **) Goldie p. Watson
4. Col. DeBeers p. Battle Kat **) After the match, DeBeers attempts to de-mask Battle Kat until the Patriot enters the ring and chases him off.
5. The Russians (Nikolai Volkoff and Nikita Koloff) d. the Blackhearts (Vampire Warrior and the Demon, w/UWF Womens Champion Luna Vachon) **) Koloff p. Vampire Warrior
6. UWF Womens Champion Luna Vachon p. Trudy "the Farmer's Daugher" Adams
7. UWF Champion King Kong Brody b. Steve "Dr. Death" Williams by DQ to retain the title.
Be sure to catch the UWF's weekly programs THE FURY HOUR and SHOWDOWN on SportsChannel America. Until next time, we'll see you at the matches
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Post by bockwinkle99 on Oct 7, 2011 12:15:09 GMT -5
U69--Bockwinkle99 presents Herb Abrams' Universal Wrestling Federation
"This is...THE FURY HOUR!"
*) Matches taped in the ballroom of the Hotel Pennsylvania in New York City
*) Fury Hour airs on SportsChannel America--2.3 rating
*) Craig DeGeorge and Mike Golic at ringside, Herb Abrams (promoter/ring announcer) and Mike Greenberg (interviewer)
*) The show opens with Craig and Big Mike being joined by the Angels, Drew Barrymore, Lucy Liu and Cameron Diaz, who will take on Laura Prepon and Tanya Roberts on Saturday Night Showdown. They appear not to take their opponents seriously as the aim their comments at two other teams they are looking to get at, namely Tina Fey and Amy Poehler (who beat them last week on Fury Hour) and the UWF Womens Tag Team Champions the Sock it to 'em Girls.
1. Erin Murphy and Emma Stone d. the Southern Ladies (Jamie Pressly and Reese Witherspoon) **) The Ladies disappoint in their debut as Stone p. Pressly
*) Post match, Prepon and Roberts come to the broadcast position, arguing that the Angels need to forget the other two teams as they plan to take care of them on Saturday night. This brings out the Angels who get into a shouting match as promoter Herb Abrams comes out and orders the show to a commercial break
**) A promo airs for a house show scheduled for next Thursday at the Rose Hill Gym on the campus of Fordham University in the Bronx, with comments by UWF Champion King Kong Brody, who will appear.
2. Steve "Dr. Death" Williams p. Rusty Brooks **) In the ring with Herb, Dr. Death makes a few comments regarding his UWF title match on next week's Fury Hour against Brody.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
**) Returning from break we find Mike Greenberg in back with "Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff. "Mr. Wonderful" takes offence to Greeny's comments about his inability to beat Adrian Adonis. When Orndorff claims it was illegal tactics and not Adonis who beat him, the Adorable One comes out and challenges Orndorff to a loser leaves the UWF match. Orndorff does not accept right away, but says that if Herb (Abrams) can arrange the details, it's OK with him.
4. Kelly "the Verminator" Bundy (w/Marcy Darcy) p. Anna Nicole Smith *) The "Verminator" has no trouble with Smith, who has recently returned to the UWF after an injury.
**) Another promo for the Fordham card is aired, with comments this time from opponents Jenny McCarthy and Laura San Giacomo
5. Griff (w/Jefferson Darcy) p. UWF TV Champion Danny Glover (w/Tobin Bell) to win the championship *)After the match, Griff ignores referee Kevin James and unleashes a brutal Griff-Bomb on Danny through Craig and Big Mike's broadcast table. Costas Mandylor and Shawnee Smith race out to make the save but the damage is done.
6. The Russians b. Tommy Angel and Corporal Kirshner by DQ *) At one point in the match, referee Jesse Hernandez is wiped out and the brawl spreads to the arena floor. Nikolai Volkoff grabs a chair but Kirshner grabs it away and waffles the big Russian with it--just as Hernandez wakes up.
7. The Patriot p. Col. DeBeers in a cage match. *) The 'Star Spangled Missile' unloads on the South African Mercenary, bloodying him up early. DeBeers puts up a brief fight but in the end is wiped out by the Patriot Missile.
Be sure to come back here for more UWF action with Showdown! and tune in next week for another edition of the Fury Hour. Until then, we'll see you at the matches...
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Post by bockwinkle99 on Oct 31, 2011 10:04:28 GMT -5
U70--Bockwinkle99 presents Herb Abrams' UWF
"This is UWF Showdown!"
*) Matches taped at the Hotel Pennsylvania ballroom in New York City on 11/18/01
*) Showdown airs on SportsChannel America--3.5 rating
*) Herb Abrams and John Tolos at ringside
*) Herb and John open the revamped "Showdown" broadcast. (It is more along the lines of an old-school studio wrestling show now instead of Herb and John in a studio commenting on taped matches.) They start the show with an announcement that all the contracts have been signed and that next week on SHOWDOWN "Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff will face "Adorable" Adrian Adonis in the main event, and the loser will be barred from wrestling in the UWF.
1. Jenny McCarthy p. Ashlee Simpson *) The former Playmate has little trouble with the newcomer to the UWF.
*) As Herb gets a few words with Jenny at ringside, they are interrupted by Laura San Giacomo, who Jenny will face on the 21st at the Rose Hill Gym at Fordham. The brief confrontation is separated by officials before anything happens.
2. UWF Tag Team Champions the Bruiser and the Crusher b. Los Conquistadors by DQ to retain the titles *) Apparently fed up by the rough house tactics of the champs, Q #1 grabs a chair and nails Crusher with it. The champs pursue the masked men into the lobby of the Hotel Pennsylvania and lays a beating on them before a group of New York's finest can restore order.
*) Bud Bundy, Al Bundy and Jefferson D'arcy come to the broadcast position to cut a promo on tonight's cage match against Costas Mandylor in tonight's main event.
3. Sylvester Stallone p. Dennis Rodman despite interference by K-Fed Kevin Federline.
*) The Bundys' comments are countered by Tobin Bell and his man, Costas Mandylor.
4. Chief Jay Strongbow p. "Dangerous" Dan Spivey in an upset victory.
*) A taped promo for Monday's Fury Hour airs, which is hyped as a "Night of Champions" as the UWF Championship and both TV singles titles will be at stake. Comments from Bruiser Brody, Steve Williams, Shawnee Smith and Lindsay Lohan are aired to promote the program.
5. The Angels (w/Cameron Diaz) d. Laura Prepon and Tanya Roberts *) Drew Barrymore p. Prepon as Lucy Liu dropkicks Tanya out of the ring to the floor.
6. Bud Bundy p. Costas Mandylor in a cage match.
Remember the house show scheduled for the 21st at Rose Hill Gym on the Fordham University campus, where Jenny McCarthy will battle Laura San Giacomo, and Bruiser Brody will defend his UWF Championship, and be sure to tune in to the next Fury Hour, a "Night of Champions". Until then, we'll see you at the matches.
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