THE U!

[Sickman]

Card #67

WWF

First round match for the WWF Tag Team Championship:
Mark Bain and Mankind vs Surprise Team: Bain and Mankind are in the ring waiting when...



Roman Reigns, Jon Moxley and Tyler Black come to the ring. It's Freebird rules as any two can be in a given match. Bain and Mankind vs Black and Moxley: Bain started against Moxley. Bain could not sustain any offense due to the poor agility. He was finally able to tag out to Mankind who had Moxley reeling. Mankind went to the middle turnbuckle for a tornado ddt but was met by a big "dropkick" by Moxley. Moxley with the cover and 1-2-3!! The Shield advances.

Demolition vs The Wyatt Family: Back and forth match. Smash goes for a pin on Lee but Kane makes the save. Kame gets the advantage on Smash and nails him with the "TOMBSTONE", but Smash kicks out. Lee comes in and connects with the "BIG BOOT". Ax can not make the save and The Wyatt Family advances!

Mastodon vs "Mr Wonderful" Paul Orndorff: Orndorff is dominating the match when Mastodon goes out of the ring for a breather. Orndorff follows and Mastodon grabs Orndorff and powerbombs him through the announce table drawing the DQ!!

The Outsiders vs The Hart Foundation (Bret Hart and Davey Boy Smith): The Outsiders looked really good in this one. The Hart Foundation could not find an opening. "JACKKNIFE POWERBOMB" for the victory. The Outsiders will take on The Wyatt Family in the semis.

DX vs Ric Flair and Batista: The winner of this match faces The Shield. A great match! Flair went for a pin on HHH following a "shin breaker" for a two count. Batista threw HHH out of the ring and they get into a brawl. Batista rolls HHH back in the ring and is nailed with a char shot by HBK. He throws Batista back in the ring and HHH nails the "PEDIGREE" but Batista kicks out. HHH tags out and HBK tunes up the band. "SWEET CHIN MUSIC" but Flair makes the save. A wild brawl between all four competitors. HBK nails Batista with another "SWEET CHIN MUSIC" for the victory!

[Sickman]

Cards 68 and 69 will finish up my run on the WWF. Then back to the rotating Z as usual. Haven't decided on when I will start the Monsters and Magic zone yet.

[Sickman]

Card #68

WWF

Quarter Finals WWF Championship

"Superstar" Billy Graham vs Randy Orton Jr.
Chris Jericho vs "Stone Cold" Steve Austin
Kurt Angle vs HHH
Hulk Hogan vs The Rock

Semi Finals InterContinental Championship

Bam Bam Bigelow vs Owen Hart
Finn Balor vs Jake "The Snake" Roberts

Semi Finals WWF Tag Team Championship

The Wyatt Family vs The Outsiders
The Shield vs DX

The advertised matches for this evening. The finals of the Tag Team Tourny and Intercontinental Championship Tourney; as well as the semi finals and finals to determine the number one contender to the WWF Championship will be on card 69

The Wyatt Family vs The Outsiders: Domination. Neither Brodie Lee or Jackknife was tagged in because Kane decimated Machismo. "CHOKESLAM TO HELL" for the victory. The Wyatt Family move on to the finals.

Chris Jericho vs "Stone Cold" Steve Austin: Jericho got in one move. All Austin after that. "STONE COLD STUNNER" +6 for the victory!

Kurt Angle vs HHH: Kurt Angle just outwrestled HHH for the victory with a "belly to belly suplex". While Angle is celebrating, the cerebral assasssin comes from behind and hits him in the back of the head with a clubbing forearm. HHH then gives Angle not 1, not 2, but 3 "PERIDGREE"s and leaves him lying.

Finn Balor vs Jake "The Snake" Roberts: Finn Balor is not quite ready for prime time. Easy victory for Roberts as he puts Balor to sleep with a "sleeper hold".

"Superstar" Billy Graham vs Randy Orton Jr.: Incredible match! These two went toe to toe for over thirty minutes. Graham worked on Ortons neck most of the match. So when Graham locked on a "neck vise" late in the match, Orton had no choice but to submit! Billy Graham goes on to face Steve Austin in the semi finals.

The Shield (Roman Reigns and Tyler Black) vs DX: HHH pulling double duty this evening. Roman Reigns makes his debut. Roman Reigns never made a tag. Michaels would reverse every offenxive move Reigns made; setting him back. HHH comes in and finishes Reigns with the "PEDIGREE". DX advances to face The Wyatt Family!

Bam Bam Bigelow vs Owen Hart: Back and forth match. Owen finally gets the victory over Bigelow with a "springboard moonsault". Owen Hart faces Jake "The Snake" Roberts for the InterContinental Championship on card #69.

Hulk Hogan vs The Rock: Hulk Hogan reverses on lvl 3 D and then gets the pin following an "atomic drop". Hulk Hogan extends his hand for The Rock to shake. The Rock shakes his hand and then slaps Hogan in the face before leaving the ring in disgust. Hulk Hogan will face Kurt Angle in the semi finals to become the number one contender for the WWF Championship.

The matches for card #69:
Billy Graham vs Steve Austin
Kurt Angle vs Hulk Hogan
WWF Tag Team Championship: The Wyatt Family vs DX
InterContinental Championship: Jake Roberts vs Owen Hart
John Cena vs The Champ
Bray Wyatt vs The Undertaker
WWF Championship: Hollywood Superstar ( C) vs Graham, Austin, Angle or Hogan

[Sickman]

Card #69

WWF

Semi Final match; #1 Contenders slot for WWF Championship
Billy Graham vs Steve Austin: Billy Graham makes quick work of the "Rattlesnake". "SUPERSTAR BEARHUG" and Austin passes out from the pain.

Semi Final match; #1 Contenders slot for WWF Championship
Kurt Angle vs Hulk Hogan: Hogan had the offense at the start. But Angle takes over and doesn't look back. An "ANGLE SLAM" and "ANKLE LOCK" doesn't do it but a second "ANKLE LOCK" does. Kurt Angle vs Billy Graham a litle later to see who faces Hollywood Superstar for the WWF Championship.

WWF Tag Team Championship: The Wyatt Family vs DX: HBK and HHH are pretty dominant but they can not put The Wyatt Family away. At the 32:00 mark, Kane gets frustrated and nails HHH with a steel chair causing a disqualification.

Number 1 Contender's Match; WWF Championship
"Superstar" Billy Graham vs Kurt Angle: Kurt Angle hit big move after big move and hits Graham with an "ANGLE SLAM" for the victory. Kurt Angle will face Hollywood Superstar in the main event.

InterContinental Championship: Jake Roberts vs Owen Hart: Incredible match that went around 40 minutes. Back and forth; inside and out. They gave it there all for the chance at being the first InterContinental Champion is the new WWF. Owen Hart gets Jake to tap from a third "SHARPSHOOTER" to become the InterContinental Champion.

John Cena vs The Champ: The Champ came to Da U and turned heads by joining the nCo and cutting a scathing promo about his "past". Upon seeing that, John Cena was not impressed and got in the Champs face. Cena beats The Champ pretty easily. He gets The Champ to submit to the "STFU".

Bray Wyatt vs The Undertaker: Wyatt has Undertaker reeling. 'Taker leaves the ring and Wyatt follows. The two get into a huge brawl and both men are disqualified.

WWF Championship: Hollywood Superstar ( C) vs Kurt Angle: Lots of reversals to start. Hollywood is unable to keep the pressure on Angle. Angle locks in the "ANKLE LOCK" but Hollywood breaks the hold. Angle locks it in again and again Hollywood breaks the hold. Angle nails HS with an "ANGLE SLAM" but The Champ runs out to distract the ref. Angle gets up and gives The Champ a forearm. Then Angle turns around and locks in the "ANKLE LOCK" again for the submission victory!! Kurt Angle is the NEW WWF Champion!

[Sickman]

Card #70

With nothing but white around him, time doesn't seem to exist to Pride. "How long have I been here", he asks.

Suddenly, Pride is once again surrounded by beach, ocean and palm trees. He walks to the ring and out from the ocean comes Deadline!!

Pride vs Deadline: A long back and forth match that saw many reversals. Pride is finally able to keep the big man down and gets the pin following a "blue chip clothesline".

Pride is celebrating as Deadline just looks at him. "HMFFFFF" groans Deadline.

Pride: "I beat you. Now LET ME LEAVE!"

The beach, ocean, palm trees and ring all disappear until it's the all white area that Pride is used to. "OH COME ON", shouts Pride.

A large wooded area appears. In the center is a ring with trees as the turnbuckles and a patch of lawn as the ring. Out steps the hairy creature that is a slight bit smaller than Deadline.

Bigfoot vs Pride: Another back and forth match. Pride finally gets it done when he pins Bigfoot with the "Liberty Driver"

Bigfoot growls at Pride as he returns deep in the forest. The forest setting is replaced by the all too familiar white scene. Pride groans. "How many more", he says aloud.

The scene changes again. It's the cosmos. Surrounded by stars and planets. A black hole in the background.

A being floats down from the stars.

COTG: "You've made it this far. Congratulations. I know the other two combatants are a bit brutish. So allow me to explain. I'm sure you have been asking the question of where are you, why are you. You are in what we call purgatory. The other two, along with myself, are the guardians of the cosmos. Deadline guards the oceans. Bigfoot guards the forests. And I guard the skies and stars. But we are Gods and we can't just go and do some of the things that you mortals can. So we created this place. A place where we can take a physical form and compete. Unfortunately for you, you were chosen. But no worries. You get through me and your back home. Let's get to it."

Champion of the Galaxy vs Pride: COTG morphs into.........Havoc! Pride is taken aback by the metamorphosis. But it doesn't affect him for long. Pride pins him following a "Liberty Driver".

COTG morphs back into his immortal body. Deadline and Bigfoot appear behind him. "A deal is a deal Pride. You were a great warrior. We now send you back to your world. But you won't remember any of this."

COTG, Bigfoot and Deadline form a triangle around Pride and start chanting. The cosmos glows brightly and the three Gods disappear. It seems as though Pride is falling through a worm hole until he lands comfortably in his bed at his home.

[Sickman]

Card #71

Planet Z

Venus Space Station Complex

Sudden Death Championship: Y2K waits in the ring while the randomizer goes around and around. It lands on...........Tombstone!!

Y2K vs Tombstone: Tombstone is dominant. He continually throws Y2K out of the ring and rams his head into the turnbuckle. Y2K has a small gash over his head. Tombstone throws Y2K out of the ring again and this time Y2K grabs the Dead Man's feet, pulls him out of the ring and rams his head into the announce table. Y2K rolls Tombstone back in the ring and nails a "Nebula Neckbreaker" for the win!

O-Zone Champion Phenomenal Swift vs Mr. Psycho: Mr. Vega sits in on commentary. He speaks of his excitement in facing Swift for the O-Zone Title soon. He also offers a warning to The Champ, whom attacked him at the last show. Mr Psycho gets some offense but Swift prevails following a "MIND ERASER".

Mr. Vega enters the ring and he and Phenomenal Swift shake hands.

More Beaufiful and Beastly vs Rhythm and Bruise: Buffet and Vain hit The Man In Black with "SMOTHERED AND GLAZED" but Darth Pelvis makes the save. Vain hits him with "VAINQUISHED" for a long two count. Vain goes up to the top turnbuckle but MIB recovers and knocks him off. The tag to Darth Pelvis and he throws Vain out of the ring and piledrives him on the floor. Vain can not continue and is counted out.

Galactic Defender is backstage and cuts a promo on Bro Gnarly. He says that he is tired of Bro taking umbridge with the rules lately and will make him pay!

Brain Bashers vs Move The Crowd: A back and forth match. Blindside hits "CAREER CRIPPLER" on Deftone for the victory.

Galactic Defender vs Bro Gnarly: Bro Gnarly is dominating the match when Defender reverses and hits the "PLUTONIUM BOMB" for the victory.

Hegemony vs The Champ: Hegemony is on offense but he can't keep The Champ down. The Champ takes over, hits the "F-U" for the victory.

The Champ looks like he is going to continue the beat down but Mr. Vega slides in the ring and attacks The Champ. The two brawl until refs break it up.

[Sickman]

Card #72

UFZ

Trojan Warhorse Arena

Joe Rogan: I am Joe Rogan, here with Mike Goldberg, We have a small, yet eventful card this evening. Insta-Pain is back in action against Virus. Our main event this evening is a match for the UFZ Title as La Vuelta defends against Ripper. Let's go to the ring for our first match."

Stryker vs Pullos: First Round: Stryker is on the offensive until Pullos uses his power advantage to take over. Academic from there. Pullos threw Stryker with a "T-Bone Suplex" that KO's the Titan for the victory at 4:10 in the first round.

Rogan: "Huge victory for Pullos. This is Pullos third victory in the UFZ and second over Stryker. Next up is Insta-Pain."

Insta-Pain vs Virus: First Round: Insta-Pain with a "charge and slam" followed by a "KNEE BAR" for the :26 victory! The fastest victory in the UFZ history.

Rogan: "Holy crap, Insta-Pain with an incredibly fast victory here tonight. This should put him on the fast track to a title shot."

Maul vs Castaway: First Round: Maul takes Castaway a part in less than a minute and finishes him with "MAULING".

Goldberg: "Really uneventful night this evening Joe."

Rogan: "I wouldn't say that it's uneventful Mike. Short fights for sure but not uneventful. Insta-Pain looks to be the real deal. Pullos is finally putting on some good fights. Maul is a guy to look out for as well. Sometimes fights just end quickly."

UFZ Championship:
La Vuelta (C ) vs Ripper: First Round: A back and forth round that did not have a clear winner. Second Round: La Vuelta came out fast. A huge "right hook to jaw" that put Ripper down and then he locked in the "CHOKE TRASERO de DESNUDO" for the victory at 2:05 of the second round.

Rogan: "La Vuelta with the submission finisher and still your reigning UFZ Champion. Ripper had a great first round but La Vuelta really turned it on in the second. The next few months will be interesting. As we saw with Insta-Pain earlier and Death Clutch last month, there is a wave of competition in the UFZ coming to the fore front."

[Sickman]

Card #73

Masked Assassins vs The Fighting Titans

Venus Space Station Complex

The Masked Assassins hold a 31-30 lead on The Flying Titans in the race to 75.

Stellar Nexus comes out in a big surprise. "I must admit that I find it hard to be impartial as a member of the GWFZ Committee when it comes to this war. Tonight, impartiallity is not a need. Master Assassin, in last months show, you challenged the Ring of Saturn Tag Team Champions to a title match. A title that the Titan Bulldogs were able to defend. Tonight, I put you on the spot. Why don't you put the Death Masque on the line against one of my guys?"

Master Assassin comes out. "You fool Nexus. None of your fighters can beat the holder of the Death Masque. But just to quiet your mouth, it is done. Exzcutioner will take on any one you choose."

Nexus: "Good. Prepare your Champion for....Forlorn!"

Surgeon vs Mike Quakenbush: Surgeon hits "FINAL CUT" but Quakenbush kicks out. Quack reverses and is able to hit the "QUAKENDRIVER III" for a two count. Surgeon gets back on offense and finishes the match with "FINAL CUT". 4 points for the Assassins.

Assassins Creed vs Ariel Foundation: Flash reverses Kanazawa and tags into Turbo. Turbo finishes it quickly with "LIGHTSPEED". 1 point for the Titans.

Death Knight III vs Dragonlord: Dragonlord whips DK into the ropes and goes for a sunset flip but DK drops down for a pinning combination for a two count. DK then hits a "CATAPULT KICK" for the win. The Assassins get 1 point.

For the Death Masque:
Exzcutioner vs Forlorn: Forlorn dominates the Assassin and finally drops him with a "TITAN DROP". Master Assassin comes unglued at the prospect of the Death Masque not being on the Island anymore. 3 points the the Titans

Harm and Y2K vs The Titan Bulldogs: Titan Kid is a hard wrestler to keep down but Harm finally does it. "HARM'S WAY" for the victory. The Assassins gain 3 points for the win.

For this card, the Assassins gained 8 points and 39 total.
The Titans gained 4 points for 34 total.

[Sickman]

Card #74

SNX

The Deadpool, Bezzirides

SNX Champion, Chtuluhu comes out to the ring flanked by Nyogoth, The Legacy, Evil Dead, Dr. Red Fang and the Yin Yang Twins. Chtulhu turns around and out comes.......Leviathan!! Leviathan is flanked by two monsters (literally and figurtively) whom we've never seen before and Ryu, the Sisters of the Stars wrestler. Leviathan is wearing a crown.

Leviathan: "If you think it is weird that I am out here with Chtulhu, well then, you haven't been paying attention. Chtulhu and I have been working together behind the scenes. And that relationship culminated last month, when what I have been working towards finally came to be mine! Chtulhu is a great Champion. And with every victory, I came closer and closer to realizing my destiny. When he made The Legacy his, we slowly turned his energy into a powerful device, capable of great things. Capable of bending the will of the beings of Osiris, into my personal slaves. I now awaken as King Leviathan. The ruler of Osiris. But only part of my destiny is fulfilled. The jewels await!!"

Chtulhu: "You see before you; the greatest army ever assembled in wrestling. Greater than the Horsemen. Greater than the nWo or nCo as they are now. Greater than the Titans and yes; greater than the Gladiators!! Nightmerica; you fight for a being that no longer wishes to fight by your side! Evil Dead is mine. You will not be able to free him; but you may end up next to him!!"

BDK comes out! "Chtulhu; I think it only fair that I introduce myself. I am..."

Chtulhu: "I know who you are. Why the interuption?"

BDK: "I'll tell you why. You have something that I want and at some point; I'll get my shot! When I do; your time as Champ will be nothing more than a memory!"

Chtulhu: "Haven't you been paying attention? You'll be standing up here beside me when I'm through with you boy!"

Thorn vs The Wolfman: The Wolfman is on fire and eventually wins via the "CURSE OF PHELLAN".

After the match, two wolves walk down to the ring. They get in the ring and stare down The Wolfman. They suddenly attack him and he fights back for a bit until the numbers game gets to him. Magnus Crimson Claw rushes into the ring and the two wolves back off. MCC helps The Wolfman up and then nails him with the "CRIMSON DRIVER" and then flicks The Wolfman off. MCC and the two wolves leave together.

The Mad One vs Gallows: The two go back and forth but Gallows is the better wrestler finally winning with a "falling roundhouse kick" after failing to win following a pair of "HANGMAN'S NOOSE" and a "SPLINTERED JUSTICE".

Armistice vs The Road Agents: Armistice gets on the winning track as they nail Alphonse with "ARMISTICE ONFALL" for the victory. Solar Flare and Rolex come out to congratulate their teammates.

the faction are backstage. BDK is all fired up!! "I can't wait to get that bastard in the ring. Not only am I going to take that title from him. I'm going to embarass him in the process. You boys (slaps the chest of Damage and Danger) make sure you take care of the Yin Yang Demons tonight. Sooner or later, they have to give me a shot."

Nyogoth vs The Saint: Nyogoth destroys The Saint (6 tokens) and finally ends it with "Mountain of Madness".

SNX Tag Team Champions the faction vs Yin Yang Demons: Non title match. The Champs were unbeaten to this point but the Demons dominated Damage and then Danger. Tennin forces Damage to pass out to the "torture rack". The Yin Yang Demons have earned a future shot at the tag titles!

SNX Champion Chtulhu vs Nightmerica: Non title match. Nightmerica is fighting for soul of Evil Dead. Nightmerica is a house on fire. Months of pent up aggression coming out at once. He has Chtulhu on the ropes when he nails "CASUALTY OF WAR" that the ref lets go. That's when Nyogoth jumps in the ring and attacks Nightmerica bring the disqualification. The rest of the Chtulhu army jumps in the ring to attack Nightmerica but the faction run out from the back and chase off Chtulhu and his army. BDK is demanding that Chtulhu come out and fight. When Nightmerica stands up, BDK hits him with "THE BIG KILL" that leaves him lying!

[Powermonger]

Great SNX card Sickman. Keep up the great work.