THE U!

[Sickman]

Card #20

The Octagon House, Asteroid Belt

Mike Goldberg: “Welcome fans to our second fight night. Our main event this evening is a number one contenders match between Virus and Totallis. The other two fighters that made it to the finals last month. UFZ Champion Dr. Payne is also in competition against Castaway, in a non title affair. Joe, Dr. Payne did not have to fight according to UFZ rules but he asked to be put in a match.”

Joe Rogan” He picked quite a competitor in Castaway. Castaway is an extremely agile fighter. He has a great moveset with an escape on defense. His main weakness is that he doesn’t take punishment too well. Dr. Payne said that he wanted to be a fighting champion.

La Vuelta vs Pullos: La Vuelta destroyed and dominated Pullos and defeated him with “CHOKE TRASERO de DESNUDO”.

Rogan: “Pullos is not a great defender and that certainly hurt here.”

The Mad One vs Pi: The Mad One make his UFZ debut tonight. The Mad One easily defeats a very good Pi, making him tap to a “guillotine choke”.

Ripper vs Maul: Ripper won with ‘mounted strikes”.

UFZ Champ Dr. Payne vs Castaway: Non title match. Castaway and Payne traded exchanges. Dr. Payne saw a quick opening and “KO TEMPLE CLAW” for the win.

Rogan: “Bad news for UFZ competitors. Payne looked as good as ever.”

Number one contender’s match
Virus vs Totallis: These two go toe to toe and hold for hold. Virus was able to lock on “PANDEMIC” on a couple of occasions but Totalis was able to break the hold. But Virus was able to wear the grand champion down and with help from throwing Totalis in the cage, he then locked in an arm bar that further injured the shoulder and forced Totalis to submit.

Rogan: “Virus is the number one contender and after this performance I believe he has the ability to take the title from Dr. Payne.”

[Sickman]

Card #21

Kobe Battledome, Neo-Kobe Asteroid

Sudden Death Title:
Sudden Death Champ Achilles (2) vs. : The randomizer goes round and round and stops on Ibex! Because this match takes place in the Hardcore Zone, hardcore rules apply! Achilles makes quick work of Ibex. “flying double stomp” followed by “ACHILLES HEEL” for the win. Achilles third successful defense.

Varsity comes out with a mic. “Before my match here this evening, I would like to beg your indulgence for a moment. I am here to clean up this vile cess pool of an organization. I am the best wrestler in the galaxy. And while that doesn’t mean anything to you rodents in the audience and means even less to the scum in the back; you can take it as fact. Despite my set back last month in the tournament to crown a champion, I will prove tonight that I am the messiah and that I have been sent here to make things better.

Varsity vs Motor Psycho: Motor Psycho dominated Varsity and won following “Chopper Dropper”. During the match, 3 masked assailants attacked Motor Psycho, which allowed Varsity to lock on “BY THE BOOK”, which MP was able to make it to the ropes and get back on offense.

Mot: “For the first time in Z history, the feud of all feuds comes to this arena, as Dogma and Crow go one on one.”

Kram: “I can not wait for that one!”

Necro Butcher vs Sledgend: One “Aethran Spike” and it’s all over. Necro Butcher with a very quick victory.

Pariah vs. Cardiak: Cardiak made quick work of Pariah after nailing him with “CARDIAK KILLER”.

Torn vs Scar: Torn defeats the Aethran monster with “CROSSFIRE CLONE”.

“Devious” Scott DeVille vs. Grash: Grash tossed the devious one off of a 20ft tall platform and grabbed the pinfall victory.

Dogma vs Crow: It was a quick match but lived up to the hype. Dogma had control only to have Crow gain the advantage outside the ring and then nail the “DEATHSAULT” in the ring for the victory.

[LWPD]

Mar 23, 2013 10:59:10 GMT -5 Sickman said:

SoS Champion Andrea vs Fang Banger: Non title match. Hard fought match by Fang Banger, surviving a “VOLANSIAN STRANGLE DROP” (rolled a 12 on pin save) but finally succumbed to a “Giantess Plex”.

Nice! The easiest way to escape from a problem is to solve it. The solution for Fang Banger was to just stay down!

[Sickman]

Card #21

Solar Flare Stadium, Mercury

Mot: “We are here in the Planet Z where we will find a number one contender to go against the Champion The Phenomenal Swift. Ace takes on Hegemony. And much more. Buckle in!”

Galactic Defender vs Mr. Psycho: Galactic Defender makes quick work of Psycho and wins with “PLUTONIUM BOMB”.

The Brain Bashers vs Ariel Foundation: Blindside with a “CAREER CRIPPLER” on Flash for the win.

Mot: “That doesn’t bode well for Ariel Foundation. They have had a tough run against the Masked Assassins, as have all of the Titans.”

Kram: “They’re worthless anyway!”

Venusian Guard vs Rhythm and Bruise: Apollo hits Darth Pelvis with “MERCILESS” for the win.

Mr. Vega vs Illustrious: These two do not like each other, plain and simple. Vega did not give Illustrious an inch of offense. Battered, Illustrious yelled out “Hit Me” and fell to the mat. Vega then hit “LET IT RIDE” for the win.

Mercury Rising vs Bros Before Hoes: A back and forth match. Professor Sudden gets a reversal and nails “SUDDEN IMPACT” but Ceratonin kicks out. He tags in Phenomenal Swift who promptly locks on “MIND ERASER” but then Bro Gnarly and his bros storm the ring causing a disqualification.

Number one contenders match:
Ace vs Hegemony: Hegemony comes off the turnbuckle and nails a picture perfect cross body for the victory to become the number one contender and will face Phenomenal Swift next month for the O-Zone Title.

[Sickman]

Card #22

Paragon of Virtue

Janus: “Narcotik; it was absolutely disgusting the way you lost last month to Andromeda Dragon.”

Paragon: “Which is why you put the Citadel Crown on the line against G.Q. Stratus. Good luck.”

Magnifico vs. Nemean: Magnifico has fallen out of favor in a big way in the eyes of Janus and Paragon. Magnifico is absolutely dominate and wins following a “split-legged corkscrew”.

Janus and Paragon sarcastically give Magnifico a round of applause from the luxury suite.

Move The Crowd vs. Time Travelers: Grillz hit CPC with “Yeah!”. He went for the pin and Tyrro made the save . The ref called for the bell and awarded the match to Move The Crowd.

Paranoia vs. Shock and Claw: Manic gets disqualified for his “Manic Attack” on Shell Shocker. Janus calls for them to “destroy those filthy animals”. Manic thought about it briefly but Fringe talked him out of it.

Janus: “Their will be consequences you insolent fools.”

Tiberius Cota vs Saint Bernard: It took two “CLOTHESLINE FROM DOGGY HEAVEN” to put Tiberius Cota down. Janus and Paragon are absolutely livid.

Rolex vs. Parox: Back and forth match that Rolex wins after a “Cataclysm Bomb”.

Citadel of the Elite Crown
Narcotik ( C) vs G.Q. Stratus: Narcotik was ready and focused. Back and forth to start. Stratus gained control and locked on the “STRATUS SPHERE LOCK”. Narcotik was in agony but managed to reach the ropes to break it. A short while later, Stratus again locked on the “STRATUS SPHERE LOCK” and Narcotik tapped. G.Q. Stratus is the new Citadel of the Elite Crown holder.

Janus and Paragon high five.

[Crimson Cross]

PS, I'm really enjoying your THE U! and I'm looking forward to more results from your wide range of territories. I really like what's going on in the UFZ and I'm pulling for Virus to dethrone Dr.Payne in their Title Match...

[Sickman]

Thx CC!!

Card #23

Roswell Spectrum, Earth

Last month at an All Earth Zone event; The nCo jumped Pride and a couple others. A couple weeks later, the group of AEZ wrestlers sent a video message throughout the cosmos. The nCo were invited to come to the next AEZ event for a series of one on one matches, headlined by the Earth World Champ, Pride vs the “greatest Earth World Champ of all time” Hollywood Superstar.

Mot: “We have an unprecedented evening for you fans. The wrestlers in the All Earth Zone issued the challenge and it has been accepted. The members of the nCo will be here this evening to face the wrestlers of the AEZ. Blade Machismo will face Atlas. Ares vs Olympus. 3 time defending Sudden Death Champion Achilles will take on Freak Out. And the Main Event will be a non title match between Pride and Hollywood Superstar. And much more.”

Kram: “I can not wait. The nCo will dominate tonight, I guarantee it.”

Move The Crowd vs Lucky Day: Sengoku comes out in his nCo shirt. Even though he is an initiate of the nCo, Irish Heat remains loyal. Lucky Day comes away with a victory when Sengoku hits Grillz with “BURNING LARIAT” and Deftone is unable to make the save.

Blade Machismo vs Atlas: Atlas and Machismo go back and forth but Atlas gains the advantage and wins via an “ATLAS BOMB”.

Mot: “Blade Machismo put up a hell of a fight but Atlas was triumphant.”

Kram: “Machismo was robbed.”

Bobby Roberts vs Joe Olson: Back and forth match. These two are rivals and it shows with how well they know each other. Lots of reversals. Joe Olson finally gets the upper hand and it takes a second “BUTTERFLY SUPLEX” for the win.

Ares vs Olympus: Olympus got in a little offense but Ares was overall dominant. “STAND YOUR GROUND” did not get the job done but “SPARTAN SPEAR” did.

Mot: “The AEZ is looking good in their match ups with the nCo tonight.”

Kram: “It won’t matter when Hollywood beats up Pride tonight.”

“Hardcore” Jim Steel vs Dr. Payne: These two have a tremendous history. Dr. Payne showed why he is one of the best in the galaxy as he locked in “PAYNE GAME” for the win.

Achilles vs Freak Out: Freak Out with the help of Gorgeous Jorge, uses a “knee to back” which hits just right as Freak Out gains the victory.

Kram: “Oooooohhhhh Yeah, can you dig it?”

Mot: “That’s Achilles’ first loss in The U.”

Pride vs Hollywood Superstar: If Hollywood wins, he gets a shot at the Earth World Title. An incredible match. Pride had early control. “PATRIOT MISSLE” for a two. A couple of other pin attempts for a two. Another “PATRIOT MISSLE” for a long two. Hollywood takes control. He hammers Pride with everything he has. But he can’t finish the job. Pride comes back and hits the “PRIDE PUMP HANDLE SLAM” for the win.

Kram: “Pride held the tights!”

Mot: “Incredible match! Pride defends his honor and the honor of the AEZ. And the nCo go down!”

[Sickman]

Card #24



Sudden Death Championship:
Achilles is waiting for the randomizer to pick his opponent. It lands on…Blindside. Achilles dominates winning with “A Hero’s Fate” for his fifth successive defense of the Sudden Death Championship.

A split screen shot of Andrea, the SOS Champion, and Irish Bratz, getting ready for their Title match later this evening.

Solstice vs Nemesis: These two put on a hell of a match. Nemesis with “SWEET REVENGE” but Solstice gets to the ropes. Eventually Nemesis gets DQ’d for extracarriculars outside the ring.

Miss Black vs Pitch Black: Back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. Pitch Black strikes with “EVENOMATION” and does not use the stinger which almost cost him as Miss Black kicks out and fights back. She gets another chance and this time when she hits “EVENONATION” she uses the stinger for the win.

Fang Banger vs. Nightmare Nikki: Fang Banger wins after “Beauty Trap”.

Lone Star vs Sabre: Sabre wins via a “Whip Saw Kick”.

SOS Championship:
Andrea ( c) vs Irish Bratz: Over a foot in height difference, 230 lbs in weight difference. The two friends shake hands before the match and they battle. Bratz starts out quickly but Andrea gains the advantage. The powerhouse hits Bratz with everything but she won’t go down. Bratz comes back and hits a “CELTIC EYE BOMB” but the champ kicks out. Another “CELTIC EYE BOMB” but Andrea again kicks out. Andrea comes back. But Bratz resiliency is special. Bratz locks in a “British Crab” but Andrea gets out. A short time later, with Andrea favoring her back, Bratz locks in another “British Crab”. Andrea is forced to tap! The winner and NEW SOS CHAMP, IRISH BRATZ!!

Bratz helps Andrea up and the two embrace. Andrea leaves to allow Irish Bratz the spotlight.


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[Sickman]

Card #25


Last month the Masked Assassins dominated the Titans to the tune of a 16 to 2 point differential. Can the Titans recover?

Forlorn vs Akuma: Akuma is in control until he is derailed by a suicide dive gone awry. Forlorn hits a couple of “TITAN DROP”s but can not prevail. Akuma comes back with the Ninja Mist for the victory. Masked Assassins gain 3 points.

Kanazawa vs Quakenbush: Both men put up a great effort. In the end though, it was a second “QUAKENDRIVER II” for the victory. Titans gain 3 points.

Harm and Exzcutioner vs Titan Bulldogs: Titan Kid II nails a huge “SUPER DIVING HEADBUTT’ to Harm. Exzcutioner attempts a pin save but is thwarted. The Titan Bulldogs with a quick victory. Titans gain 4 points.

Revelation vs Hoodlum: Hoodlum reverses, gains momentum, and stays there. Hoodlum with a second “CHAOS THEORY” for the win. Assassins gain 2 points

Titan Turncoats vs Ariel Foundation: Ariel Foundation, the Ring of Saturn Tag Champs, answer the call, defeating the Turncoats when Flash pins Y2K Kid Rumble. The Titans gain 2 points.

The Flying Titans turned things around this month. The Titans gained 9 points to the Assassins 5. Overall, The Assassins hold a 21 to 11 points lead.

[Sickman]

**Notes from The U**

**Paragon and Janus have put his guys against "those filthy animals" with varying results. Two time reigning Leader Of The Pack Champ Pandemonium has issued a challenge of his own. He wants The Elite Champ, GQ Stratus.

**The nCo have been very quite since they were defeated at the hands of members of the AEZ. With Hollywood Superstar's agressive pursuit of the All Earth Title and the defeat at the hands of Pride; where does he go now?

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