Citadel of the Elite Card 4. Paragon of Virtue.Welcome to the Paragon of Virtue Arena! Mot and Kram at ringside. Joined by Illustrious tonight! He expresses interest in our opening bout between Abel Bourne and Hegemony! He says it's a fluke that Hegemony defeated him last round and if it wasn't for his "B*tch" at ringside, he would have fallen to SWEAT THE MONEY!
Aside from that, Mot and Kram comment on the rest of the card, having Pride taking on Morbid in our Main Event in what most call the biggest grudge match in recent memory! Let's get to the ring for our Final Four of Clash of the Champions!
Abel Bourne vs. Hegemony w/ Honey BunnyVery good contest between these two. Abel Bourne kept the pressure on the whole match and Honey Bunny even interfered to keep Hegemony alive. But it was all for not, as Abel Bourne gets the win using BOURNE SUPREMACY to get to the finals!
After the match, Hegemony and Honey Bunny get in the face of Illustrious at the announce table! Illustrious stands up for himself, but Honey Bunny gets inbetween the two men. Hegemony slaps Illustrious. Officials come out and break up the action, and Illustrious then challenges Hegemony to another match the next card! Hegemony accepts.
Mr. Vega vs. Magnifico5 Star Classic! These two really gave the crowd something to cheer about! Multiple near falls and Mr. Vega nearly got the win with LET IT RIDE. However, G.Q. Stratus and Parox try to interfere in the match, but to no help to Magnifico. The official sends them away. While Magnifico argues, Mr. Vega hit a flying spear to get the win and advance to the finals!
Chilly Fu comes out! The crowd is really taking a liking to this loveable character! Chilly Fu engages in an intense prayer ritual, presenting a bouquet of flowers to a lucky fan at ringside. Varsity comes out and interrupts the show. He's been in a bad mood ever since he lost in the tournament last card! He was even more vile and irritable than usual! He calls Chilly Fu, "Silly Fool" and says "This is no place for Animen carnies! Take a hike, these people paid good money to see real talent!"
Chilly Fu headbutts Varsity in the butt! Didn't do much damage, but maybe bruised Varsity ego a bit. But it seemed to ignite a fire within and Varsity snaps, takes a cheap shot from behind and then locked in BY THE BOOK! Chilly Fu screamed in agony and couldn't get out! Varsity finally released the hold, but kicked Chilly Fu for good measure before leaving to a chorus of boos! Despicable!
G.Q. Stratus vs. TyrroStratus made short work of Tyrro, winning with PIN USING THE ROPES!
CIRCINUS CELL MATCHAtlas vs. AresAtlas pulled out a big win, thanks to Morbid who saw fit to intervene in the match! Pride did come out and try and help his tag partner, but Atlas catches a distracted Ares with an ATLAS BOMB to get the win!
It's time for Into the Frying Pan with the Galactic Gourmet! His guest tonight is Nemean! The Gourmet teaches us how to make
HOMEMADE MAGGOT STEW!Homemade Maggot Stew
2 tb Vegetable oil
1/4 c Flour
1/2 ts Salt
1/2 ts Pepper
1/4 ts Garlic powder
1 lb Stew beef cut in one inch Chunks
2 cn (14 1/2oz) plain stewed Tomatoes
1 cn (10 1/2oz) beef broth
1 ts Thyme
1 Bay leaf
3 md To 4 carrots
1 c Fresh or frozen green beans
3/4 c Orzo pasta
--TOOLS--
Sharp knife
lg Stew pot with lid
Ziploc bag
Long handled cooking spoon
Carrot peeler
lg Saucepan
Colander
Slotted spoon
8 Soup bowls
Soup ladle
Place oil in stew pot and with an adult's help, turn heat to medium low. Measure flour, salt, pepper and garlic powder into ziploc bag. Drop in stew beef, seal bag and shake until well coated. Pour contents of bag into the stew pot. Turn the heat up to medium.
With an adult's help, use a long handled spoon to turn the meat every 3-4 minutes, letting the meat brown well on all sides. Cook until the meat begins to look crusty. Add the tomatoes, broth, thyme and bay leaf. Bring to a boil, then lower heat to low.
With an adult's help, peel the carrots and cut them into small coins with a knife. When the stew has simmered for one hour, add the carrots and green beans to the pot. Cover and simmer another 45 minutes.
With an adult's help, cook the orzo in a saucepan according to the package directions. when just tender, drain it through a colander into the sink, shaking out any excess water. These are your maggots. Add them to the stew pot, then turn off heat and carefully blend.
Sicko serving suggestion: Turn any meaty meal into a freakish feast by spreading a layer of orzo maggots on top of your roasted, baked or boiled beast!
Wow, that sounds interesting! After Gourmet is done preparing this lavish meal, the show is interrupted by Tiberius Cota. A shouting match between Cota and Nemean takes place that erupts into an all out food fight! Nemean tosses the big bowl right into Cota's face! The Galactic Gourmet is very upset because now his 'masterpiece' is ruined!
Let's get back to the matches!!!
Second Coming vs. Simple Perfection w/ Stunning StephDarian Caelum gets the win using C.D.L. on Olympus.
R.B.I. vs. TroyboyR.B.I. gets a big win tonight, defeating Troyboy with GRAND SLAM (+2).
MAIN EVENTPride vs. MorbidPride gets another win over Morbid with a PATRIOT MISSILE.
Totalis gets involved again, as Morbid and Totalis double team Pride. Out rushes Ares to save his partner! The four men battle back and forth, but it's the Milky Way Watchmen that get the advantage tonight. They knocked the Tournament Master and Morbid to the outside. Pride grabbed a mic and challenged Morbid and Totalis to a tag team match inside the COSMIC CAGE! Totalis and Morbid try to back pedal their way out of it.
Commissioner Stellar Nexus comes out and forces Morbid and Totalis to accept! Nexus tells Morbid "You have yet to impress me young man! You keep reminding me card after card how you're the best in the world? Next card, PROVE IT!"
We got a SUPER CARD lined up next!
Clash of the Champions Finals for the Citadel Crown
Abel Bourne vs. Mr. Vega
Also on schedule:
An Eight Man Elimination Tag Match
The Ambassador, Troyboy & Second Coming vs. Castaway, R.B.I. and Simple Perfection
Atlas vs. Fringe
Illustrious vs. Hegemony
Joe Olson vs. Natural Man Bobby Roberts
Six Man Tag Team Match!
G.Q. Stratus, Parox & Magnifico vs. Tyrro, Rolex & Carson P. Century
Nemean vs. Tiberius Cota
Chilly Fu vs. Varsity
Titan Tag Team Championship Match!
Empire Elite (c) vs. Narcotik & Manic Will Narcotik be clean and sober for this one?
Main Event Cosmic Cage Tag Team Match:
Pride & Ares vs. Morbid and Totalis The Tournament Master!
You don't want to miss this one fans! Lots of big match ups! It'll happen next! Goodnight everyone!