Post by PermanentlyHip on Jun 26, 2008 22:08:29 GMT -5
OK..so if you've been reading my fed, you also know that my evil authority figure is none other than quintillionaire playboy and futuristic bad-guy Tom Filsinger.
You can see that card here:
swarmsplace.proboards45.com/index.cgi?board=fmcotgb&action=display&thread=391
Well, like all good authority figure charaters, Tom the owner is eventually going to step in the ring. Well, when he does, this is the card:
Tom is accompanied to the ring by another regular character in my fed, the winner of my Diva Search contest, Wener Mueck's own Mona Mammaries.
There's no nice way to say it: Tom is a filthy cheater.
His illegal moves make up for the fact that he isn't exactly impressive statistically.
Filsinger Flip is a sloppy springboard moonsault
Look at Mona: Mona distracts the opponent with her cavernous cleavage, and Tom rishes over with a flying knee from behind (the move only works when Mona is at ringside)
EXCELSIOR!!!: Tom's version of a stunner
Because he's the owner of the GWF, Tom intimidates his employees into giving him favors.
Refs often give him a slow count. He gets an automatic re-roll once per match.
Refs are also lenient with DQs. Mona gets TWO interference rolls per match. Her distractor rating is 7.
You can see that card here:
swarmsplace.proboards45.com/index.cgi?board=fmcotgb&action=display&thread=391
Well, like all good authority figure charaters, Tom the owner is eventually going to step in the ring. Well, when he does, this is the card:
Tom is accompanied to the ring by another regular character in my fed, the winner of my Diva Search contest, Wener Mueck's own Mona Mammaries.
There's no nice way to say it: Tom is a filthy cheater.
His illegal moves make up for the fact that he isn't exactly impressive statistically.
Filsinger Flip is a sloppy springboard moonsault
Look at Mona: Mona distracts the opponent with her cavernous cleavage, and Tom rishes over with a flying knee from behind (the move only works when Mona is at ringside)
EXCELSIOR!!!: Tom's version of a stunner
Because he's the owner of the GWF, Tom intimidates his employees into giving him favors.
Refs often give him a slow count. He gets an automatic re-roll once per match.
Refs are also lenient with DQs. Mona gets TWO interference rolls per match. Her distractor rating is 7.
