Malicious Mailman

[TTX]

Level 1 Offense Level 1 Defense
1. hide game set-1 1. dazed-1 (tag)
2. freaky stare-1 2. hurt-2
3. boot choke-2 (pw) 3. dazed-1
4. gut buster-2 (pw) 4. hurt-2
5. dropkick-2 (ag) 5. MALICIOUS MAILMAN-2
6. into the ropes 6. dazed-1
Level 2 Offense Level 2 Defense
1. distract opponent-1 1. hurt-2
2. vertical splash-2 2. down-3
3. stomps to body-2 3. hurt-2
4. into the turnbuckle(c) 4. MALICIOUS MAILMAN-1
5. choke hold-2 (ch F) 5. hurt-2
6. Bend and Tear-3 6. hurt-2
Level 3 Offense Level 3 Defense
1. head butt-2 1. down-3
2. thumb to throat-3 (ch H) 2. down-3(lv)
3. out of the ring(c) 3. down-3
4. Package Bender-3 4. hurt-2
5. Promoter Shredder-3 5. hurt-2
6. SMASH WITH BAG (+2) dis 6. PIN 8(5)
Ropes C Agility +1
Turnbuckle C Power +3
Ring B Cage 7
Deathjump C
Disqualification 5
Bend and Tear-camel clutch while stretching opponent's mouth
Package Bender-Backbreaker while pushing opponent across knee
Promoter Shredder-series of bites to the face

After reading the references to Brian Peppers as a mailman, I got inspired.

[Tournament Master]

Change Spindle and Mutilate to Promoter Shredder and I think you are all set!