2138 CARD #17/1,853
The show opens with the
UNIVERSAL CHAMPION HAVOC is the ring with a microphone?!?
"I'm not one to come out here running my mouth, bitching and compliantly like so many of the people in the back... but this needs to be said and if I'm the only one with balls enough to say it, then so be it... DEVA does not care about the G.W.F. and she sure as hell doesn't care about any of us who put our health and wellbeing on the line each and every card. All she cares about is promoting herself and HER brand! This is..."Havoc is cut off my Deva's entrance music, which is the song just knocked from the top of the Charts by RIOT GIRL,
"MEET THE NEW BOSS".
DEVA walks out on stage with THE BASILISK and several of her personal security.
"I thought that you of all people would appreciate what I'm trying to build here... I brought you back from obscurity and made you THE champion, the FACE of the 'NEW' G.W.F. and this is how you repay me? With slander and insults?!? Seems to me that you need to be humbled and learn your place... So, you have a title match tonight, against... THE BASILISK!... and that match starts right now."G.W.F. UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE MATCHHAVOC 3 defeated THE BASILISK
5- Wreaking Havoc put the creature down for a two count, and as The Basilisk started to get up...
- The Basilisk got to his hands and knees, as Havoc backed up into the corner... The champ pointed at Deva, still standing on stage, and said
"This is your fault!"- Havoc delivered a SICK running skull punt,
TYRANT NIGHTMARE, to the creature - knocking him out cold.
1.2..3...!!!- commercial break -
RIOT GIRL made her way to the ring singing her #1 hit
"DON'T BE A DIVA"! The entire crowd looked like one big mosh pit.
This immediately brought DEVA back out on stage, who called for Riot Girl's mic to be cut and it was.
"Nobody wants to hear that cosmic punk trash, and NOBODY wants to see you for that matter!... Since you're here though, you might as well have your fifteen seconds of fame... You want to be wrestler? So be it! I'm calling for any Femme Fatal in the back to come out here and teach this cosmic punk piece of trash the meaning of the word pain."KRALLA walked out of the back and to the ring with a purpose.
RIOT GIRL surprised KRALLA
1- Kralla was not prepared for the quickness of Riot Girl and was pinned quick after a GIRL POWER ->
SUPERGRRRL PUNCH!
RIOT GIRL sang and danced in the ring, as the entire arena sang and danced along.
In a huff, DEVA stormed into the back with her security in tow.
- commercial break -BURNING MAN is back and is walking down a backstage hall, when a large figure steps in his path. The hooded figure tilts his head from side to side, as he looks Burning Man up and down.
"You are unnatural and must be eliminated."BURNING MAN stepped right up into ZULFIQAR's face and said..
"I guess I will see you in the ring later tonight." Zulfiqar nodded, as he drew his sword NINKARAK!
THE NATIVES: YGORR 1 & KRUD defeated BATTALION: TANK & CLIMBER by
DQ- YGORR rolled out of the ring to try escape the onslaught of Tank, but the big man followed and bashed him with a chair!!!
[ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!? FDF TRADITION CAN'T BUY A WIN, NOT EVEN WHEN I GIVE THEM A LAYUP!!!] TANK is livid at the referee's decision and goes after him but is thankfully cutoff and calmed down by CLIMBER.
- A video is shown of
IP CHAMPION MR. EVERYTHING lounging by the pool of his Playboy style mansion. He's sipping on a drink as bikini clad beauties roam all about.
"Life is good, when you have EVERYHTING." Laughs as a bikini clad Andromeda Fox, wearing the Interplanetary title belt walks up and sits down on his lap.
- commercial break -BURNING MAN 1 crushed ZULFIQAR
6- BURNING MAN used his BURNING FACE CLAW over and over again to wear the Phenom down, before finishing him with a
Toxic Inhalation.
The Hardcore Ham MAYHAM is next to make his way to the ring and calls out any dirty, despicable Ani-Man brave enough to face him.
The Mastodon VADER stomps to the ring, but the Sinister Swin looks unafraid.
VADER squashed MAYHAM
- The Mastodon immediately backed Mayham into the corner and delivered a series of HEAVY punches and elbows.
- He then easily lifted the portly pig up for a savage
VADER BOMB!
"GLADIATORS!!!!... YOUR EXTINCTION IS HERE!"- commercial break -VANITY and DRAGON MASTER welcomes everyone back from the break and talk about how neither
GRAND MASTER nor
DEMON GODSEND have been seen or heard from since their epic Ruins of Castilex Match at Days of Future Past. Then they say the Aethran's have prepared a special video and show it. It's a black and white video, showing a massive Gladiator in chains being beaten and tortured. It then zooms in on his face, with a single word.
SCAR!
SPOTLIGHTPERFECT SPECIMEN 1 defeated TITAN POWER
3 by
DQ- TITAN POWER was pivotable in costing Spec his IP tile match at Days Of Future Past, and Spec is looking for some payback.
- The young, masked Titan was outclassed here and was close to tapping when he was locked in the
PINNACLE OF SUCCESS.
-
OVERTIME CAME OUT OF NOWHERE, slid in the ring and bashed Spec right in the face with a Lepus Stun Rod!!!
- OMG!!!! HE'S BACK...!!!
- The two masked Titans stood over a bleeding and prone Perfect Specimen, as we fade to bla
ck...
It looks like Riot Girl needs to do a remake of Carly Simon's "You're So Vain". 
It looks like Riot Girl needs to do a remake of Carly Simon's "You're So Vain". 
