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Post by barnestormer on Sept 30, 2008 9:49:15 GMT -5
HEARTLAND ELITE WRESTLING RUSH TELEVISION TAPING HEW Arena; Evandale, OH Tuesday September 30, 2008
ANNOUNCERS: Chris "The Brain" Kurtis & Les Thatcher - DASH FOR THE GOLD FOR THE NEWLY CREATED HEW TELEVISION TITLE: Six participants took place in the first HEW Dash for the Gold for the title: Shaun Blaise, Dark Angel, Matt Shock, "Prodigy" Eric Fallen, "Self-Made" Millionaire and "Lunatic" Jon Austin. Shaun Blaise and Eric Fallen were eliminated in the reverse battle royal when they were the last two participants remaining outside the ring. Dark Angel pinned both A.J. Moore and Jon Austin with two separate snap suplexes in the elimination portion of the match before tapping out to Matt Shock's finisher, the SHOCK LOCK, in the Texas Death submission portion of the match to crown Matt Shock the new HEW Television champion.
* Highlights of the Dash for the Gold match are shown, including Matt Shock's submission victory over Dark Angel with the SHOCK LOCK.
- Tai "Killer" Weed pinned Heather Divine with a cross body block.
* The cameras pan the audience at the HEW Arena as Chris and Les plug this week's sponsors.
- Maven defeated Gotti by count out after executing a double boot stomp on Gotti outside the ring while his head was sandwiched between two steel chairs.
* Highlights of the "Barnestormer" David Barnes' stretcher match with Ganger at the Free For Fall pay-per-view are shown, including David's leap onto Ganger's stretcher from the rampway.
- Johnny Suede pinned "Barnestormer" David Barnes with the SUEDEAGREE.
* Highlights of the Johnny Suede/Barnestormer match are shown, including Johnny's pinfall victory over David by way of the SUEDEAGREE.
- Bobbi Jo Jablonski pinned Scarlett Rose with the FISHERMAN BRAINBUSTER.
* Amanda "Fire" Webster interviews Heather Owens-Gonzales backstage. She speaks about her match with MsChif, and then begins to rant about Heather Divine, saying that somewhere down the road they will hook up again and that she'll finish her business with the "Divine One" once and for all.
* Highlights of the Free For Fall cyber-PPV are aired.
- Heather Owens-Gonzales defeated MsChif by disqualification when MsChif spat green mist in Heather's face.
* The Republican Guard enter the ring and cut a promo on the B+ Squad, however since most of their promo was in Iraqi, nobody really understood them but jeered them loudly anyway.
- The Irish Airborne defeated the Assassins by disqualification when Assassin #2 slammed a chair from the ring apron on Jake Crist when he was laid across the announcer's table with another chair draped across his body.
* The B+ Squad enter the ring and cut a promo on the Republican Guard. Pepper Parks tells Ala and Uday that in America, we speak English, and if you don't love America, you can always leave it, otherwise in the main event tonight they only need to do one thing, "shut the [censored] up and fight."
* Les Thatcher catches up with the Irish Airborne backstage and does an interview with them. They tell the Republican Guard that while they're out declaring "jihad" on all of the other teams in the HEW, don't forget to "look up", as they've got them targeted from above and ready to drop a few "Irish bombs" on them at any time.
* While Les is making his way back to the announcer's table, Chris Kurtis previews the main event for tonight's card, the re-match from the Free For Fall cyber PPV between the B+ Squad and the Republican Guard with HEW owner J.L. Thrush as the special guest referee.
- Monsters & Dragons defeated the A Squad when Black Dragon pinned Dean "The Dream" Jablonski with the PSYCHO DRIVER.
* Highlights of the Monsters & Dragons/A Squad match are show, including Black Dragon pinning Dean Jablonski with the PSYCHO DRIVER.
* Chris and Les hype next week's main event match for the HEW Tag Team titles as the Island Boys defend the belts against the 5 Most Wanted.
- MAIN EVENT--RE-MATCH FROM FREE-FOR-FALL (Special Guest Referee: HEW Owner J.L. Thrush): The Republican Guard defeated the B+ Squad when Ala Hussein made Pepper Parks tap out to the CAMEL CLUTCH after attacking Pepper from behind with a clothesline as he was arguing with J.L.
Our next edition of HEW RUSH will be on Tuesday October 7. See you next week, fans!
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Post by barnestormer on Oct 7, 2008 17:57:55 GMT -5
HEARTLAND ELITE WRESTLING RUSH TELEVISION TAPING HEW Arena; Evandale, OH Tuesday October 7, 2008
ANNOUNCERS: Chris "The Brain" Kurtis & Les Thatcher - Shaun Blaise pinned Johnny Suede with a fisherman brainbuster.
- HEW TELEVISION TITLE MATCH: Matt Shock forced B.J. Whitmer to tap out to the SHOCK LOCK to hold onto the HEW Television championship.
* Highlights of last week's Rush are aired.
- Tai "Killer" Weed defeated Lady Draven by disqualification when Lady Draven was caught using a weapon on Tai.
* A video promo airs for the next cyber pay-per-view, Free-For-Fall, which will take place at the Englewood Indoor Soccer Center in Englewood, OH.
* Two cars pull into the back parking lot. The doors open and Cody Hawk exits out of one car while Sean Casey and Samantha exit out of the other. They all walk into the building to prepare for their HEW Tag Team title match against the Island Boys.
- The Irish Airborne defeated the Republican Guard when Dave Crist pinned Ala Hussein with the IRISH AIR RAID. After the match, Dave and Jake performed double deathjumps on Ala, injuring him for 6 cards.
* The "Daredevil of Extreme" Tack enters the ring and cuts a promo on Hoss, claiming that he's going to be taking the HEW Heavyweight title tonight.
- The Assassins defeated the Hippies when Assassin #1 pinned Jesse Hyde with the SNIPER.
* Hoss enters the ring and cuts a promo on Tack in rebuttal to Tack's earlier ranting and raving about winning the HEW title.
- HEW LADIES TITLE MATCH: Bobbi Jo Jablonski defeated Neveah by disqualification when Neveah shoved the referee during a deathjump spot, but since titles in HEW only change hands by pinfall or submission, Neveah walked away from the match with the HEW Ladies title still strapped around her waist.
* Chris and Les promote the HEW Heavyweight title match between Hoss and Tack coming up a little bit later in the match.
* The cameras do a panoramic view of the HEW Arena as Chris and Les plug this week's sponsors.
- Heather Owens-Gonzales pinned Hellena Heavenly with the TORNADO DDT.
* Amanda "Fire" Webster is backstage interviewing the Island Boys. They tell the 5 Most Wanted that the Island Boys walked into the HEW Arena the tag team champions, and they're going to leave the building the same way.
* Chris and Les hype the next cyber pay-per-view, See No Evil, which will eminate from the Dayton Gym Club in Dayton, OH.
* A video montage is aired of the HEW Ladies champion, Neveah.
- HEW HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH: Hoss made the "Daredevil of Extreme" Tack tap out to a cross armbreaker to hold onto the HEW Heavyweight strap.
* The camera cuts to the dressing room of the Island Boys.
Kimo: OK, cousin. Are you ready for this match?
O.G. Ekmo: Kimo, I'm always ready. Let's go. (The Island Boys walk out the door)
- MAIN EVENT--HEW TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: The Island Boys are still the HEW Tag Team champions when Kimo pinned "Sexy" Sean Casey with the KIMO THERAPY.
Our next edition of HEW RUSH will be on Tuesday October 14.See you next week, fans!
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Post by barnestormer on Oct 14, 2008 9:42:28 GMT -5
HEARTLAND ELITE WRESTLING RUSH TELEVISION TAPING HEW Arena; Evandale, OH Tuesday October 14, 2008
ANNOUNCERS: Chris "The Brain" Kurtis & Les Thatcher - "Barnestormer" David Barnes pinned participant #1, Gotti, with the BARNESTORMER, but lost the opportunity to challenge Hoss for the HEW Heavyweight title in the main event when he defeated participant #2, Terak the Great, by disqualification when Terak hit him with a measured chair shot. After Terak left the ring, J.L. Thrush came out and shook hands with Terak, and then said that since David didn't fulfill the requirement of the match by pinning or making Terak submit, there was no point in bringing out any more gauntlet participants, then told David to get out of the ring and "have a nice day."
* A montage of last week's Rush is aired.
- HEW TELEVISION TITLE MATCH: Matt Shock made the "Black Redneck" Kliff Hanger submit to the SHOCK LOCK to hold onto the HEW Television title.
* A car arrives in the back parking lot. The door opens, and the "Daredevil of Extreme" Tack gets out and walks into the building to get ready for his main event match.
*A montage is aired of B.J. Whitmer.
- A.J. Sparks pinned MsChif by IT'S A SURPRISE (the "SURPRISE" being a missile dropkick.
* Highlights of the HEW Television title match are shown, including Matt Shock's victory over Kliff Hanger by the SHOCK LOCK.
* Quentin Lee interviewed the "Barnestormer" about his failure to secure a shot at the HEW Heavyweight title in the gauntlet match. David said he played J.L.'s game and lost, but that's OK. Sooner or later he will get his shot at the title, no matter who's got the belt, and he when he does, he'll be "flying the friendly skies" as the new Heartland Elite Wrestling champion.
- Nattie Neidhart made Hellena Heavenly submit to the SHARPSHOOTER.
* Amanda "Fire" Webster interviews Bobbi Jo Jablonski in the locker room about her upcoming match with Tai "Killer" Weed.
* Chris and Les promote the Island Boys/Republican Guard non-title match, then promote the main event for next week's show as Nattie Neidhart is challenged by Heather Divine.
- The GP Code defeated the A+ Squad when "Deja Vu" Richard Phillips pinned T.J. Dalton with the BEST DAMN SIDEWALK SLAM IN THE BUSINESS.
* The GP Code remain in the ring and cut a promo, designed to put themselves over in the fans' eyes.
- Bobbi Jo Jablonski made Tai "Killer" Weed tap out to the CATTLE MUTILATION.
* Gotti launches a backstage assault on Maven, injuring him for 4 cards.
- Smart Money defeated the Irish Airborne when E.Z. Money pinned Dave Crist with the Cha Ching Power Bomb.
* Quentin Lee interviews Smart Money backstage after the match.
- The Island Boys defeated the Republican Guard in a non-title match when O.G. Ekmo pinned Ala Hussein with the SAMOAN DEMOLISHER.
* Tack enters the ring and cuts a promo on Hoss, telling him that this will be Hoss' last day as HEW Heavyweight champion.
- MAIN EVENT--HEW HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH: Hoss pinned the "Daredevil of Extreme" Tack with a shoulder backbreaker to hold onto the HEW Heavyweight title.
Our next edition of HEW RUSH will be on Tuesday October 14. See you next week, fans!
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Post by barnestormer on Oct 21, 2008 9:30:58 GMT -5
HEARTLAND ELITE WRESTLING RUSH TELEVISION TAPING HEW Arena; Evandale, OH Tuesday October 21, 2008
ANNOUNCERS: Chris "The Brain" Kurtis & Les Thatcher - The "Self-Made Millionaire" A.J. Moore pinned the "New Horror" Sammi Callihan with the $1,000,000 SPINEBUSTER.
* HEW Commissoner Jaxon Breeze enters the ring and informs the fans that the HEW Board of Directors was disgusted at HEW Owner J.L. Thrush's antics last week in regards to how he handled the "Barnestormer" David Barnes' attempt to earn a shot at the HEW Heavyweight title, and therefore have signed a match between the "Barnestormer" and the #1 contender for the title, the "Daredevil of Extreme" Tack, for later in the show where the winner will earn the right to face Hoss for the HEW Heavyweght title at the next cyber-PPV, SEE NO EVIL.
- Chris Carnage pinned Benjamin Kimera with the CARNAGE CRIPPLER.
* The "Barnestormer" David Barnes is seen walking backstage toward the vending machine when he is approached by Tack.
Tack: So, you think you can just walk in here and take what I've worked so long to get, a shot at the HEW Title? Let me tell you something, pal. I will be the next HEW Heavyweight champion, and there ain't nothin' you or your other fat buddy, Hoss, can do about it.
"Barnestormer": Oh really, well the HEW Board of Directors say we have to have a match later tonight, and the winner gets the next title shot. So my advice to you is to look deep inside yourself and ask yourself one question. "Do I have what it takes to go 'head-to-head' with the 'ace combat pilot of the HEW', or am I gonna 'bug out' the moment he's got me in his gun sights?"
Tack: What?! Hey, stupid, speak English.
"Barnestormer": OK, let me put it in terms you can understand, and I'll use small words and talk slow so you can comprehend what I'm saying. Yooooooooou...willlllllll...lose. I...willll...win. I'll see you in the ring. (David purchases a bottled water out of the vending machine and walks off.)
- Monsters & Dragons defeated the 5 Most Wanted when Black Dragon pinned Cody Hawk with the PSYCHO DRIVER.
* Chris and Les hype the upcoming HEW Ladies title match between champion Neveah and challenger Tai "Killer" Weed. They then hype the next cyber PPV SEE NO EVIL on Friday October 31 at the Dayton Gym Club in Dayton, OH.
* Quentin Lee interviews Heather Divine backstage, who says the reason she challenged Nattie Neidhart is because when she beats her tonight, it'll make her look good when it comes time to challenge for the HEW Ladies title.
- The GP Code defeated the Mavericks when "Deja Vu" Richard Phillips pinned "Astonishing" Aaron Williams with the BEST D..N SIDEWALK SLAM IN THE BUSINESS.
* The cameras do a panoramic sweep of the HEW Arena as Chris and Les promote this week's sponsors.
* Tai "Killer" Weed cuts a promo backstage about her upcoming title match with Neveah later tonight when Neveah cuts the promo short and tells her that nobody wants to listen to her lame-ass promo and that she needs "shut up and get in the ring and wrestle".
- The "Barnestormer" David Barnes pinned the "Daredevil of Extreme" Tack to win the right to challenge Hoss for the HEW Heavyweight title at the October 31 cyber PPV See No Evil.
- Bobbi Jo Jablonski made Heather Owens-Gonzales submit to the CATTLE MUTILATION.
* Chris and Les hype the main event for the SEE NO EVIL cyber PPV, in which the "Barnestormer" David Barnes challenges Hoss for the HEW Heavyweight title.
* A promo is aired for HEW Merchandise.
* A car arrives in the back parking lot. The door opens, and HEW Heavyweight champion Hoss gets out dressed in street clothes and walks into the building.
- The Irish Airborne defeated the Republican Guard by disqualification when Sheik Uday Muhammad shoved the referee to the mat during a deathjump spot.
* Hoss enters the ring and cuts a promo on the "Barnestormer", congratulating him on earning his opportunity at the HEW Heavyweight title on October 31, and that he promises that he'll do his best to put on a great show for the fans.
- HEW LADIES TITLE MATCH: Neveah defeated Tai "Killer" Weed by disqualification to hold onto the HEW Ladies title when Tai repeatedly whipped Neveah into the ring post outside the ring.
- MAIN EVENT: Heather Divine pinned Nattie Neidhart with the DIVINE INTERVENTION.
Our next edition of HEW RUSH will be on Tuesday October 28, and next Friday will be the HEW cyber ppv, See No Evil. See you next week, fans!
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Post by barnestormer on Oct 28, 2008 12:14:52 GMT -5
HEARTLAND ELITE WRESTLING RUSH TELEVISION TAPING HEW Arena; Evandale, OH Tuesday October 28, 2008
ANNOUNCERS: Chris "The Brain" Kurtis & Les Thatcher - HEW TELEVISION TITLE MATCH: Matt Shock held onto the HEW Television title when he made the "Black Redneck" Kliff Hanger with the SHOCK LOCK.
* Chris and Les promote the main event for the October 31 cyber-PPV, SEE NO EVIL, when Hoss defends the HEW Heavyweight title against the "Barnestormer" David Barnes. Then they announce the line-up for the rest of the card:
- The Republican Guard challenge the Island Boys for the HEW Tag Team titles. - The GP Code face the 5 Most Wanted. - Heather Owens-Gonzales faces Heather Divine. - The Irish Airbrorne face the A Squad. - Nattie Neidhart takes on Lady Draven. - Tai "Killer" Weed challenges Neveah for the HEW Ladies title. - Matt Shock defends the HEW Television title against Johnny Suede. - Kayla Sparks faces MsChif. - Shaun Blaise takes on the "Bad Seed" Shawn Osborne. - And The Assassins take on the Hippies.
- The "Barnestormer" David Barnes pinned the "Bad Seed" Shawn Osborne with the Crash & Burn.
* Matt Shock enters the ring and cuts a promo on Johnny Suede, telling him that when they meet in the ring this Friday at the cyber-PPV, Suede's going to be just another victim of the SHOCK LOCK.
- Bobbi Jo Jablonski pinned Tai "Killer" Weed with the FISHERMAN BRAINBUSTER. After the match, Kayla Sparks entered the ring and attacked Brock Guffman, knocking him out of the ring, and then turned around and attacked Bobbi Jo. Tai recovered from her pinfall loss and together she and Kayla gave Bobbi Jo a running double clothesline, then Tai repeatedly used the GUILLOTINE LEG DROP on Bobbi Jo until HEW referees and officials forced her to break off her attack. Bobbi Jo will be injured for 3 cards.
* A montage is aired of HEW Heavyweight champion Hoss.
- Kayla Sparks defeated MsChif by disqualification when MsChif spat green mist into Kayla's face.
* Before the next match, the cameras panned the audience until it stopped on Portia Perez (whose preganancy is beginning to show) sitting in the audience.
- Benjamin Kimera pinned the "Buffalo Bad Boy" Brian Jennings with the D-TRAIN.
* Highlights of the Bobbi Jo Jablonski/Tai Weed match are shown, including the post-match beat-down by Tai and Kayla Sparks.
* Benjamin Kimera cuts a promo in the ring, attempting to put himself over.
- The Hippies defeated the Republican Guard when Pompano Joe pinned Sheik Uday Muhammad with a slingshot leg drop.
- Monsters & Dragons defeated the A+ Squad when Black Dragon pinned J.T. Stahr with a senton splash.
- Scarlett Rose pinned Heather Divine with the X-FACTOR.
* Highlights of the match between Scarlett Rose and Heather Divine are aired.
- MAIN EVENT
[/u]: The 5 Most Wanted defeated the Irish Airborne when Cody Hawk pinned Jake Crist with a muscle buster.[/b] [/li][/ul]
This Friday will be the HEW cyber ppv, See No Evil. Be sure to join us then, fans!
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Post by barnestormer on Oct 28, 2008 12:26:45 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Oct 28, 2008 12:54:05 GMT -5
sweet promo video David...looks to be a killer ppv
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Post by barnestormer on Oct 31, 2008 14:42:19 GMT -5
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Post by barnestormer on Nov 4, 2008 13:11:41 GMT -5
HEARTLAND ELITE WRESTLING RUSH TELEVISION TAPING HEW Arena; Evandale, OH Tuesday November 4, 2008
ANNOUNCERS: Chris "The Brain" Kurtis & Les Thatcher [/I], because after the show, Portia Perez was waiting for me outside the Dayton Gym Club so that we could ride home together, and as she was waiting, someone sped through the parking lot and ran her down, then took off. Unfortunately, the only witness to the incident didn't see who was driving the car because the car was moving too fast. Fortunately, Portia was only shaken up, but the baby didn't make it. The doctors told me I would've had a little girl. I swear to God, I won't rest until I find out who killed my daughter and I will make him pay. That's right, Rory, I'm talking to you. I know it was you who ran Portia down and killed my daughter, and now you're going to die! (Rory stands in the entrance ramp with Patrick Black and the rest of the Black Militia. He has a microphone in his hand, as well.) Rory Fox: Hey, Jennings! Up here! You know, I really feel bad about you and Portia losing your baby. I really do. I mean, I love kids just as much as the next person, and would never want to see any harm come to a child. But if you think you're going to pin your daughter's murder on me, you'd better think again. I wasn't even in Dayton at the time, remember? I was still on the disabled list as of last Friday night. And who was it that put me out of action? That's right, it was you. Well, the good news for the HEW fans is that I'm back, and since I never lost the HEW title, I plan on getting it back real soon. I don't care if it's Hoss or that fat [censored], the Barnestormer. Whichever one of those to still has the belt after tonight, I'm coming for you to get it back. As for you, Jennings. The HEW Board of Directors has seen fit to put the two of us together in a match, so I'll see you later on tonight, "daddy." Oh, and don't forget to change your diaper before you come to the ring because that "doo-doo" you just made stinks so bad we can smell it from here. (The Black Militia waves their hands in front of their faces while they hold their noses, then run backstage as Brian leaves the ring and gives chase. [li] Shaun Blaise pinned Chad Collyer with the JUGGALO JAWBREAKER.* Chris and Les hype the HEW Heavyweight title re-match main event between the new HEW Heavyweight champion the "Barnestormer" David Barnes and former champion Hoss, and then they hype the HEW Tag Team title re-match between the new champions the Republican Guard and the former champions the Island Boys. [/li][li] Monsters & Dragons defeated the "Self-Made Millionaire" A.J. Moore & the "Lunatic" Jon Austin when "Monster" Matt Dreez pinned A.J. Moore with the CHOKE BOMB.* Dreez and Black Dragon remain in the ring and cut a promo on the Assassins. Black Dragon tells the Assassins "Do not meddle with the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup." [/li][li] HEW LADIES TITLE RE-MATCH: Tai "Killer" Weed pinned Neveah to retain the HEW Ladies title with a shoulder tackle.[/li][li] Heather Divine defeated Heather Owens-Gonzales by disqualification when Owens repeatedly whipped Divine into the ring post.* The "Barnestormer" David Barnes enters the ring and cuts a promo, putting himself, Hoss, and the HEW Heavyweight title over with the fans. [/li][li] HEW TAG TEAM TITLE RE-MATCH: The Republican Guard defeated the Island Boys to hold onto the HEW Tag Team titles when Sheik Uday Muhammad made O.G. Ekmo submit to the CAMEL CLUTCH.[/li][li] The "Buffalo Bad Boy" Brian Jennings pinned Rory Fox with the Six Pack Slam.* Rory Fox remains in the ring and cuts a promo on Jennings, saying that the war between them isn't over by a long shot. [/li][li] Nattie Neidhart defeated MsChif by disqualification when MsChif repeatedly whipped Nattie into the ring post.[/li][li] The Assassins defeated the GP Code when Assassin #2 pinned "Sweet Sexy Sensation" Andre Heart with the A-BOMB.* Highlights of the SEE NO EVIL cyber pay-per-view are shown, including the incident in which Portia Perez was run over by a speeding car in the back parking lot that cost the life of her unborn baby girl. [/li][li] MAIN EVENT--HEW HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE RE-MATCH: Hoss re-captured the HEW Heavyweight title from the "Barnestormer" David Barnes when he pinned David with the HOSSENSLAMMER.[/li][/ul]
Next week on HEW Rush, the mystery continues: Who ran down Portia Perez and killed her baby?. Be sure to join us then, fans!
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Post by neilybob on Nov 4, 2008 13:34:44 GMT -5
How does one get dq'es for being thrown into the turnbuckle too much ? doesn't make sense.
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