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Post by barnestormer on Feb 7, 2008 14:51:06 GMT -5
I was posting the results of HEW cards on my MySpace blog, but I don't think anybody's reading them there (not even those wrestlers and HWA/EPW personalities that are on my Friends List), so I'll be moving the shows to this board as early as next Tuesday's show. If you want to read up on what's been happening so far in HEW, go to www.myspace.com/dpbarnes and check out all of my blogs.
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Post by barnestormer on Feb 13, 2008 13:26:42 GMT -5
HEARTLAND ELITE WRESTLING RUSH TELEVISION TAPING
HEW Arena, Evandale, OH Show Date: Tuesday February 12, 2008
ANNOUNCERS: Chris "The Brain" Kurtis and "Hooks" Before the first match, "The Brain" and Hooks hype the upcoming cyber PPV, HEW HACKED!, taking place on Friday February 29 at the Red Barn Flea Market. Dean Baldwin launches a backstage assault on Shark Boy. The fight goes on for several minutes until Shark Boy is knocked unconcious when Dean applies the LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTION and Shark Boy can no longer withstand the pain. - The MAVERICKS defeated the ISLAND BOYS by disqualification when O.G. Ekmo shoved the ref during a deathjump attempt on Alan Wasylychyn. (Referee: Skeeter Muldoon)
The cameras around the ring give a panoramic view of the crowd in the HEW Arena as "The Brain" and "Hooks" plug their sponsors.
- DAVE CRIST pinned "HIGH IQ" QUENTIN LEE in a no disqualificatin match via a deathjump cross body block. (Referee: Joe Kopasz)
- HOSS pinned CHRIS HARVARD with the HOSSENSLAMMER, despite constant interference by Jon Moxley). (Referee: Heather Owens-Gonzales)
Mike Ripple gets into the ring and interviews Tina Ambrose, where he presents her an award from HEW for Best Manager. Bobbi Jo Jablonski runs into the ring and complains that she's more deserving of the award. She grabs the award from Ripple and smashes Tina across the face with it, cutting her open and knocking her out. Bobbi Jo leaves with the award. Tina will injured for 2 cards.
Hellena Heavenly comes out to the ring and starts cutting a promo on HEW Ladies champion Heather Owens-Gonzales until her promo's cut short by Heather. Before the confrontation came to blows, all of the HEW referees come out and keep the two girls separated.
- DICK RICK defeated PEPPER PARKS by disqualification following a brawl outside the ring. (Referee: Joe Kopasz)
Jon Moxley comes down to the ring and forms an alliance with Dick Rick, and then challenges Hoss to find himself a partner and face the new MOXLEY CRUE on next week's show.
The announcers once again hype the upcoming HEW HACKED! cyber PPV.
- HELLENA HEAVENLY defeated Heather Owens-Gonzales by disqualification, but Heather remained the HEW Ladies champion. A Texas Death Match is scheduled for next Tuesday. It will be Hellena's final opportunity to re-capture the title or be forced to wait 2 months before she can make another challenge. (Referee: Isis)
E.Z. Money enters the ring with Bobbi Jo Jablonski and announces that Bobbi Jo is his new manager, and tonight, Matt Stryker will lose the main event now that his <censored> manager has been laid out. This brings out not only Matt Stryker, but also the T.L.C. and Nigel McGuinness. Dean and Chet Jablonski come out as well as Chris Harvard to even up the sides, but before a fight ensues, Commissioner Jaxon Breeze comes out and announces that there will be an 8-Man Elimination Match at the HACKED! cyber PPV between the T.L.C and the A-Squad, and then orders the ring to be cleared of everyone except for the T.L.C. and the Jablonski brothers, who are scheduled for the next match, which starts right now.
- The T.L.C. and the A-SQUAD match for the HEW Tag Team titles ended in a double disqualification, due to a brawl outside the ring between "Barnestormer" David Barnes and Dean Jablonski). T.L.C remained the HEW Tag Team champions. (Referee: Skeeter Muldoon)
Backstage, Patrick Black approaches Bobbi Jo with Benjamin Kimera and "Bad Seed" Shawn Osborne as she prepares to go to the ring with E.Z. Money and discusses with her the possibility of what to do when Derrick Neikirk returns to action. He knows that Derrick will go after the Jablonski brothers, and proposes that he allow his newly formed Black Militia to take care of him before he can get to either Dean or Chet. She agrees to his proposal, then leads E.Z. Money to the ring.
- E.Z. MONEY pinned MATT STRYKER with the BANK ROLL. (Referee: Tucker Carson)
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Post by barnestormer on Feb 19, 2008 14:28:35 GMT -5
HEARTLAND ELITE WRESTLING RUSH TELEVISION TAPING
HEW Arena, Evandale, OH Show Date: Tuesday February 19, 2008
ANNOUNCERS: Chris "The Brain" Kurtis and "Hooks" - HOSS & "ICE CREAM MAN" TONY B. defeat the MOXLEY CRUE when Hoss pinned Jon Moxley with the HOSSENSLAMMER. (Referee: Skeeter Muldoon)
* After the match, "The Brain" and "Hooks" preview the main event of the program, a match between Nigel McGuinness and E.Z. Money.
* A new backstage interview segment is debuted on this week's program, the RIPPLE EFFECT with Mike Ripple.
MIKE RIPPLE: This week on the RIPPLE EFFECT, my guest is none other than Dean Baldwin. Dean, welcome to the program. Now, let me get down to the question that's on everybody's mind. What was the deal with you attacking Shark Boy last week?
DEAN BALDWIN: First of all, let's get the name right, Mike Sells' brand Ripple-Style Potato Chips. My name is Dean "Shark Boy" Baldwin. That's right, I am the real Shark Boy. Whoever that is running around in HEW in my costume is an impostor, and I intend to expose him for the fraud that he is.
MIKE RIPPLE: If you're the real Shark Boy, why are you now wrestling outside of the costume. Why bother to show your real face?
DEAN BALDWIN: Because I'm a Baldwin. Baldwins need one great character to get their foot in the door. Stephen had Barney Rubble, Alec had...it doesn't matter what he had, I had Shark Boy. Once the movie offers started pouring in, I didn't need Shark Boy anymore, so I locked the costume away in the Baldwin vault. Apparently, someone has broken into the vault and stolen my costume.
MIKE RIPPLE: I find this very hard to believe.
DEAN BALDWIN: Unfortunately for you, I don't care what you believe. I'm a Baldwin, and Baldwins don't lie. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got a thing to get to. (Dean takes a swig of his "Blue Shark" and leaves the interview stage.)
MIKE RIPPLE: Dean Baldwin, fans. I'll be back next week with another exciting edition of the RIPPLE EFFECT.
- RACE STEELE defeated DEAN BALDWIN by disqualification following a fight outside the ring. (Referee: Isis)
Race Steele grabs a mike and cuts a promo in the ring, challenging Steve Bradley to a match at the HACKED! Cyber PPV on February 29 at the Red Barn Flea Market in Batavia, OH.
- The ISLAND BOYS defeated FOREIGN INTELLIGENCE when O.G. Ekmo pinned "High IQ" Quentin Lee with the SAMOAN DEMONLISHER. (Referee: Heather Owens-Gonzales)
Rory Fox walks into the ring and cuts a promo, extolling the virtues of himself. His promo is cut short by T.J. Dalton, who challenges him to a match for the HEW Heavyweight title on next week's card. Rory calls him a "nobody", but since he's in such a good mood, he accepts the challenge, provided T.J. wins against his hand-picked opponent, who turned out to be none other than Ric Byrne.
- T.J. DALTON pinned RIC BYRNE with the SWINGING NECKBREAKER. (Referee: Tucker Carson)
After the match Kurtis and "Hooks" hype the next match, a Texas Death Match for the HEW Ladies title. This would be Hellena Heavenly's final opportunity to re-capture the Ladies title or she would be forced to wait 2 months to make another challenge.
The cameras then cut to Steve Bradley attacking Race Steele backstage, nailing him several times with the SMASHMOUTH. When Steele is unconscious, Bradley gets down on the floor into his face and says two words, "I accept."
- HELLENA HEAVENLY re-captured the HEW Ladies title by pinning HEATHER OWENS-GONZALES in a Texas Death Match after Heather missed a deathjump moonsault. (Referee: Isis)
After the match, Kurtis and "Hooks" hype the HACKED! Cyber PPV. Two matches have been confirmed for the February 29 show. In the main event, an 8-Man Tag Team Elimination match between the Tina Lover's Club and the A-Squad. Tina Ambrose hopes to be off the injured reserve list in time to cheer her team to victory. And Race Steele will face "Who's Your Daddy" Steve Bradley, "The Baddest MoFo on the Show" in special challenge match.
The cameras cut to the backstage interview area, where Tim Tatum is standing by with E.Z. Money.
TIM TATUM: E.Z. Money, tonight, you face Nigel McGuinness in the main event. What are your plans for him tonight?
E.Z. MONEY: My only plans for him are for a entire evening of pain, followed by him laying on the mat counting the lights. You see, I'm not a gambling man, unless I've got a sure bet. Let me introduce you to my sure bet. Come on out here! (Bobbi Jo Jablonski walks onto the interview stage.) Meet my ace in the hole, of course you already knew that from last week when she laid out the Tina Lover's Club little <censored> manager. It was all part of our little plan to get their entire group to face us on February 29 in a little showdown. We're all in, and on the 29th, we're going to bust all four of you morons out, and you can take that to the bank! This interview is over. Let's go, Bobbi. (E.Z. and Bobbi Jo leave the interview area)
TIM TATUM: Well, that was rather short. I didn't even have a chance to get his opinion on a hot stock tip I just got.
- MATT STRYKER pinned CHRIS HARVARD with the STRYKER DRIVER. (Referee: Skeeter Muldoon)
- After Bobbi Jo Jablonski distracted NIGEL McGUINNESS from pinning E.Z. MONEY and forcing him to chace her from the ring only to get into a brawl outside the ring with his opponent, E.Z. MONEY pinned NIGEL with the BANK ROLL. (Referee: Joe Kopasz)
The next HEW RUSH will air on Tuesday February 26, when Rory Fox will defend the HEW Heavyweight title against T.J. Dalton.
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Post by barnestormer on Feb 26, 2008 15:39:10 GMT -5
HEARTLAND ELITE WRESTLING RUSH TELEVISION TAPING
HEW Arena, Evandale, OH Show Date: Tuesday February 26, 2008
ANNOUNCERS: Chris "The Brain" Kurtis and "Hooks" - MATT STRYKER & NIGEL MCGUINNESS defeated E.Z. MONEY & CHRIS HARVARD (with Bobbi Jo Jablonski @ ringside) by disqualification following a brawl outside the ring between Stryker and E.Z. Money.
[/b] (Referee: Tucker Carson)* After the match, Matt and Nigel grabbed mikes and cut a promo on behalf of the T.L.C. stable, saying that at the February 29 cyber pay-per-view, HACKED! at the Red Barn Flea Market in Batavia, OH, they guarantee a victory for the T.L.C., even if Tina is not cleared medically to return to the ring. [/li][li] DEAN BALDWIN made SHARK BOY submit to the LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTION. (Referee: Skeeter Muldoon)* After the match, Shark Boy grabbed a mike and cut an in-ring promo. stating that if Dean Baldwin doesn't believe that he's the real Shark Boy to show him some proof, otherwise, quit making ridiculous accusations, and that he can bring that proof to the Red Barn Flea Market on February 29 at the HACKED! cyber pay-per-view, because he challenged him to a re-match at the PPV. [/li][li] "ICE CREAM MAN" TONY B. defeted JON MOXLEY by disqualification following a brawl outside the ring. (Referee: Joe Kopasz)* MIKE RIPPLE: Welcome to another edition of the RIPPLE EFFECT. I'm here this week with none other than the "Buffalo Bad Boy" Brian Jennings. Brian, I think the fans want to know how far you're taking your vendetta against Rory Fox. I mean, where does it all end? 4BJ: It all ends when I either take that HEW Heavyweight title off of his waist or I help someone else who challenges him for the belt take the title out of his hands. It's plain and simple. Rory Fox put me out of action back in November in the HEW title tournament, and for what reason? I'll tell you the reason. He's scared to face me in the ring and put the belt on the line. That belt rightfully should be mine. I have no doubt that if he didn't jump me during my match with Pepper Parks and put me on the injured reserve list, I would've won my match and gone on to win the title in the finals of the tournament. MIKE RIPPLE: Let's talk about Pepper Parks. I know that you blame him partly for putting you out of action in that tournament. Now that he's aligning himself with Derrick Neikirk once he returns to action to go after the Black Militia, have your feelings for him changed? 4BJ: Pepper's an opportunist. He showed that in the tournament when he joined in the attack on me during the tournament, and someday our paths will cross again. When that time comes, we'll settle our scores. But for now, I'll wish him luck. MIKE RIPPLE: If he were to come up to you right now and ask if you'd team with him until Derrick's return, would you 4BJ: I don't know. I'll have to wait and see. Mike, it's nearly time for my match, so I'm going to have to cut you short. My apologies. (Jennings leaves the interview area) MIKE RIPPLE: Well, that's all the time for we have for this edition of the RIPPLE EFFECT. We'll see you again next week. * The cameras cut back to "The Brain" and "Hooks", where they hype the HACKED! cyber pay-per-view. * Highlights of last weeks Rush are aired. [/li][li] "BUFFALO BAD BOY" BRIAN JENNINGS pinned J.T. STAHR with the Super Line 25. (Referee: Isis)[/li][li] The ISLAND BOYS lost to the 5 MOST WANTED by disqualification when O.G. Ekmo hit Cody Hawk with a chair while he was tryin to prevent Kimo from bring pinned. (Referee: Skeeter Muldoon)* "The Brain and "Hooks" preview the main event for today's show, an HEW Heavyweight title title match between T.J. Dalton and the HEW Heavyweight champion, Rory Fox. * The cameras switch to the back parking lot, where a car pulls into the lot, and HEW Heavyweight champion Rory Fox steps out. [/li][li] PORTIA PEREZ pinned HEW Ladies champion HELLENA HEAVENLY in a non-title bout with the PORTLY PICKLE. (Referee: Joe Kopasz)* Portia grabs a mike after the match and cuts a promo, challenging Hellena Heavenly for the HEW Ladies title match at the cyber pay-per-view. [/li][li] RORY FOX managed to hold onto the HEW Heavyweight title, defeating T.J. DALTON by disqualification when T.J. and Brian Jennings double team attacking Rory when Jennings interferred in the match in order to prevent T.J. from being pinned. (Referee: Skeeter Muldoon)The beatdown on Rory continues for several minutes until HEW commisioner Jaxon Breeze comes out of his office and enters the ring. JAXON BREEZE: That's enough! Stop it, I said that's enough! (4BJ and T.J stop their attacks) Jennings, I've had enough of you interrupting Rory's title matches, so you tell me right now what it is you want. BRIAN JENNINGS: You know what I want, Jaxon. I want the shot at the HEW title that Rory screwed me out of back in November, and if I can't get it, I'll help whoever else has got the title shot take the title from him. JAXON BREEZE: OK, I'll tell you what I'm going to do. This Friday at the Red Barn Flea Market in Batavia, OH, the HEW is going to host its first cyber pay-per-view, HACKED! I've already announce the main event for that show, but now I'm going to add another main event match. I'm giving you your opportunity to win the HEW Heavyweight title at the cyber pay-per-view. Rory, you will defend the HEW Heavyweight title at HACKED! against the "Buffalo Bad Boy" Brian Jennings, but Jennings let me warn you, if you don't win the title at the pay-per view, you won't get to make another challenge for 2 months. Now, get out of my ring.[/li][/ul]
The next show will be the big one on February 29, the HEW cyber pay-per-view, HACKED! v1.0.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2008 15:46:10 GMT -5
very cool David, enjoy reading HEW and glad to see its made its way to this board. Looking forward to the next edition.
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Post by barnestormer on Feb 28, 2008 19:46:35 GMT -5
The next edition, which will be the cyber pay-per-view, HACKED! v1.0, will be posted either Friday (if I can get on the library computer after I get off work at 4:00, assuming I do get off work at 4:00, because the library closes at 5:00), or Saturday when I get off work at 11:00AM.
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Post by barnestormer on Feb 29, 2008 16:36:32 GMT -5
HEARTLAND ELITE WRESTLING HACKED! v1.0 CYBER PAY-PER-VIEW
Red Barn Flea Market, Batavia, OH Show Date: Friday February 29, 2008
ANNOUNCERS: Chris "The Brain" Kurtis and "Hooks" - DEAN BALDWIN made SHARK BOY tap out once again to the LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTION. (Referee: Tucker Carson)
- SCOTTIE MURRAY defeated GANGER (who was making his HEW debut at the pay-per-view) by disqualification following a brawl outside the ring. (Referee: Skeeter Muldoon)
* Highlights of last Tuesday's HEW RUSH are shown.
- MAVEN pinned "THE OTHER DARK MEAT" GOTTI with the HALO DDT. (Referee: Joe Kopasz)
- BOBBI JO JABLONSKI pinned A.J. SPARX with the CATTLE MUTILATION. (Referee: Isis)
* Highlights of the BOBBI JO JABLONSKI/A.J. SPARX match are shown, including the CATTLE MUTILATION pinfall victory by Bobbi Jo.
- RACE STEELE pinned "WHO'S YOUR DADDY" STEVE BRADLEY with the STEELE CUTTER. (Referee: Joe Kopasz)
* Highlights of the RACE STEELE/STEVE BRADLEY match are shown, including Race's victory by way of the STEELE CUTTER.
- PORTIA PEREZ pinned HELLENA HEAVENLY with the KOSHER PICKLE to capture the HEW Ladies title. (Referee: Isis)
* "The Brain" and "Hooks" preview the 8-Man Tag Team Elimination main event match between the members of the Tina Lover's Club ("Barnestormer" David Barnes, Human Time Bomb, Nigel McGuinness & Matt Stryker) and the members of the A-Squad (Chet & Dean Jablonski, Chris Harvard & E.Z. Money).
* Backstage, the "Buffalo Bad Boy" Brian Jennings is in his locker room getting ready for his match when new HEW Ladies champion Portia Perez runs up to him and embraces him.
4BJ: Hey, you! congratulations on the win.
PORTIA PEREZ: It's your turn now, Brian. You will beat Rory Fox for the title. It's your time. And when you do, (Portia playfully draws a heart with her index finger across 4BJ's chest) we'll have our own special little celebration. (Brian gently grabs her hand and pulls it down to her side)
4BJ: Well, let's not start the celebration prematurely. I haven't won the title yet.
PORTIA: I have every confidence in the world that you will. (Portia kisses Brian on the lips) So, let me get out of here and let you finish getting ready. (Portia walks to the door, then turns around) It's your time, Brian. (Portia blows Brian a kiss and leaves the room)
- The MAVERICKS defeated HOSS & "ICE CREAM MAN" TONY B. by disqualification when Tony B. hit Alan Wasylychin with a leg drop while he was trying to save Hoss from being pinned. (Referee: Heather Owens-Gonzales)
* "The Brain" and "Hooks" hype the upcoming "adults only" show at Whiskey Dicks in Cincinnati, OH on Friday March 14. Fans will get to see Isis do her famous "Referee Dance" during the show.
- "BUFFALO BAD BOY" BRIAN JENNINGS made RORY FOX tap out to the BUFFALO WING to become the new HEW Heavyweight champion. (Referee: Heather Owens-Gonzales)
- MAIN EVENT MATCH: 8-MAN TAG TEAM ELIMINATION MATCH BETWEEN THE TINA LOVER'S CLUB & THE A-SQUAD (Referee: Joe Kopasz)
FALL #1: E.Z. MONEY was disqualified following a brawl outside the ring with the Human Time Bomb.
FALL #2: CHET "THE JET" JABLONSKI pinned HTB with HIT THE SHOWERS.
FALL #3: MATT STRYKER was disqualified for smashing CHET JABLONSKI's head into the ring post.
FALL #4: DEAN "THE DREAM" JABLONSKI was disqualified following a brawl outside the ring with "BARNESTORMER" DAVID BARNES.
FALL #5: CHET JABLONSKI was disqualified when CHRIS HARVARD attacked "BARNESTORMER" DAVID BARNES with a Harvard Buster while attempting to save Chet from bring pinned with the CRASH & BURN.
FALL #6: "BARNESTORMER" DAVID BARNES was disqualified following a brawl outside the ring with CHRIS HARVARD.
FINAL FALL: CHRIS HARVARD is disqualified following a brawl outside the ring with NIGEL McGUINNESS, giving the TINA LOVER'S CLUB the victory in the 8-Man Tag Team Elimination Match.
* A montage of the entire event is aired.
* The cameras switch to Brian Jennings opening the passenger side door of his car and allowing Portia Perez to get in before shutting it, and then walking around to get in the driver's side door, starting up the engine, and kissing her on the lips before driving out of the lot. The camera pans around to Rory Fox scowling at Brian as he leaves the parking lot.
RORY FOX: I hope she's worth it, Jennings. Your title reign's going to be a short one.
The next show will be the Tuesday March 4 edition of HEW RUSH Rory Fox will get his automatic re-match for the HEW Heavyweight title against new champion Brian Jennings, and Hellena Heavenly will attempt to get back the HEW Ladies title from Portia Perez.
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Post by barnestormer on Mar 4, 2008 18:12:00 GMT -5
HEARTLAND ELITE WRESTLING RUSH TELEVISION TAPING HEW Arena, Evandale, OH Show Date: Tuesday March 4, 2008
ANNOUNCERS: Chris "The Brain" Kurtis and "Hooks" - J.T. STAHR pinned SHARK BOY with the CHOCOLATE THUNDER. (Referee: Heather Owens-Gonzales)
* Highlights of the J.T. STAHR/SHARK BOY match are shown, including J.T.'s victory via the CHOCOLATE THUNDER.
- GANGER pinned MATT STRYKER (with the returning Tina Ambrose @ ringside) with the SHREK KILLER. (Referee: Joe Kopasz) It was touch-and-go in the early portion of the match, as Ganger let himself get distracted with the fans chants of "SHREK!", but he managed to eventually block the taunts and put away Stryker. He then left the ring and got in "The Brain's" face, telling him that the fans are not to call him "Shrek" anymore, and if need be that he has the power to make them stop.
- HELLENA HEAVENLY defeated PORTIA PEREZ in her re-match for the HEW Ladies championship by disqualification when Portia repeatedly whipped Hellena into the ring post outside the ring, but Portia remained the HEW Ladies champion. (Referee: Isis)
* The cameras switch to the back parking lot, where a car pulls into the lot, and new HEW Heavyweight champion "Buffalo Bad Boy" Brian Jennings steps out.
- SCOTTIE MURRAY defeated DEAN BALDWIN by disqualification when Dean repeatedly whipped Scottie into the ring post outside the ring. (Referee: Skeeter Muldoon)
* Rory Fox steps into the ring and cuts a promo on Brian Jennings, taunting 4BJ and Portia because of their "post-PPV celebration", and promising once again to make Brian's title reign a very short one, because he was taking back the title tonight.
* The cameras then switch to the backstage interview area, where Mike Ripple is standing by to do another edition of the RIPPLE EFFECT. This week, he interviews the 5 Most Wanted, which consisted mainly of Sean Casey and Cody Hawk bragging about themselves and vowing to take back he HEW Tag Team titles from the T.L.C., no matter who gets in their way.
- The 5 MOST WANTED defeated HOSS & "ICE CREAM MAN" TONY B. when Cody pinned Tony B. with the RIP TIDE, aided by blatantly biased officiating by referee Tucker Carson. (Referee: Tucker Carson)
* "The Brain" and "Hooks" hype the upcoming "adults only" show at Whiskey Dicks in Cincinnati, OH, scheduled for Friday March 14.
* The cameras switch to backstage commissary, where referee Tucker Carson is seen laughing with the 5 Most Wanted as Sean hands him a huge wad of cash. His back is to the door and doesn't see HEW commissioner Jaxon Breeze walk up behind him until the expressions on Cody's and Sean's faces change and they scramble out of the room.
JAXON BREEZE: Hand it over, Carson. (Tucker hands over the "pay-off" cash.) I told you and everybody else I was going to be keeping a closer eye on you. I didn't want to believe it when wrestlers were coming up to me and voicing their suspicions that you were taking bribes to throw matches in favor of their opponents.
TUCKER CARSON: But, boss...
JAXON BREEZE: But, nothing! I want you out of this building. You're fired! SECURITY! (Several security guards walk into the commissary) Help Mr. Carson find the exit.
TUCKER CARSON: You can't do this to me! (Tucker continues to protest as the security guards drag him kicking and screaming out of the building)
- The MAVERICKS defeated the T.L.C. in their quest to win the HEW Tag Team titles by disqualification due to a brawl outside the ring between "Barnestormer" David Barnes & Aaron Williams, but the T.L.C. remained the HEW Tag Team champions. (Referee: Skeeter Muldoon)
- MAIN EVENT MATCH: RORY FOX pinned "BUFFALO BAD BOY" BRIAN JENNINGS with the TRL SLAM to win back the HEW Heavyweight title. (Referee: Heather Owens-Gonzales)
The next show will be the Tuesday March 11 edition of HEW RUSH. Hellena Heavenly will get one final chance to win back the HEW Ladies championship against Portia Perez, this time in a Texas Death Match. She's done it once before when she won back the title from Heather Owens-Gonzales. Can she do it again? Tune in next Tuesday to find out.
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Post by barnestormer on Mar 11, 2008 18:32:48 GMT -5
HEARTLAND ELITE WRESTLING RUSH TELEVISION TAPING HEW Arena; Evandale OH Air Date: Tuesday March 11, 2008
ANNOUNCERS: Chris "The Brain" Kurtis & "Hooks" - NIGEL McGUINNESS & MATT STRYKER defeated the A-SQUAD by disqualification due to a brawl outside the ring between Matt Stryker and Dean "The Dream" Jablonski. (Referee: Skeeter Muldoon)
- HOSS & "ICE CREAM MAN" TONY B. defeated the MOXLEY CRUE by disqualification when Dick Rick hit both Hoss & Tony B. with a chair while attempting to save Jon Moxley from being pinned by Tony after 3 ICE CREAM SANDWICHes and a BRAIN FREEZE. (Referee: Joe Kopasz)
* A montage is aired of the February 29 cyber pay-per-view, HACKED! v1.0.
* "The Brain" and "Hooks" hype the upcoming "adults only" card at Whiskey Dicks in Cincinnati, OH on Friday March 14. Referee Isis has promised that sometime during the evening, she will do her famous "Referee Dance".
- SHARK BOY defeated CHRIS HARVARD by disqualification when Dean Baldwin (who wasn't even scheduled to be on the card) entered the ring and attacked Shark Boy along with Chris, hitting him with numerous Harvard Bsters and wheelbarrow power bombs after Shark Boy had executed the DEAD SEA DROP on Chris. (Referee: Isis)
* The cameras cut to the backstage locker room area, where Ganger is with Brock Guffman.
BROCK GUFFMAN: Here it is, Ganger. (Brock hands Ganger a piece of paper folded into thirds) It's all set for tonight.
GANGER: And everybody's in place?
BROCK GUFFMAN: Everybody.
GANGER: Good. I can't wait for the next fan to call me "Shrek". He or she's going to get the surprise of his or her life.
- E.Z. MONEY pinned "THE NEW HORROR" SAMMI CALLIHAN (who was making his HEW debut on the card) with the Shockwave. (Referee: Skeeter Muldoon)
- PORTIA PEREZ pinned HELLENA HEAVENLY in a Texas Death Match with the KOSHER PICKLE to retain the HEW Ladies championship. Hellena Heavenly must now wait 2 months to make another challenge for the title. (Referee: Heather Owens-Gonzales)
* The cameras cut to a backstage brawl between the MOXLEY CRUE and HOSS & TONY B. Several referees and HEW officials break up the fight before any injuries could be inflicted by either side.
- CHAD COLLYER made PEPPER PARKS submit to the TEXAS CLOVERLEAF. (Referee: Skeeter Muldoon)
- The TINA LOVER'S CLUB defeated the 5 MOST WANTED when both "Barnestormer" David Barnes & the Human Time Bomb used their finishers on "Sexy" Sean Casey ("Barnestormer's" CRASH & BURN followed by HTB's STRAIGHTJACKET) after Cody Hawk was knocked out of the ring when he attempted to save Sean from being pinned via the CRASH & BURN. (Referee: Heather Owens-Gonzales)
* The 5 Most Wanted remain in the ring and cut a promo, challenging the T.L.C. to another shot at the titles, this time at Whiskey Dicks in Cincinnati, OH on Friday March 14.
* "The Brain" and "Hooks" preview the main event, a match between Race Steele and Ganger.
- MAIN EVENT MATCH: Before the main event match, Ganger walked down the aisle with the piece of paper in his hand, and several fans started in on the "Shrek" chants. Ganger turned toward the chanting fans and yelled, "GET THEM! GET THEM! NOW, NOW, NOW!" Several security guards grabbed the chanting fans and escorted them out of the building as Ganger entered the ring and grabbed the mike from ring announcer Gumbo Malone.
GANGER: You see that? Well, you'd better get used to it, because I've got a restraining order here (Ganger holds up the piece of paper), barring any fan from calling me "Shrek." Anyone caught chanting that name will be ejected from the building immediately. (The fans loudly jeer Ganger) Deal with it!
GANGER defeated RACE STEELE by disqualfication when Race piledrove Ganger on the concrete floor outside the ring. (Referee: Isis)
The next show will be on March 14 at Whiskey Dicks in Cincinnati, OH. The next edition of RUSH will be on Tuesday March 18.
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Post by barnestormer on Mar 18, 2008 16:20:50 GMT -5
(I forgot to post this over the weekend. I thought I did.) HEARTLAND ELITE WRESTLING HOUSE SHOW Whiskey Dicks; Cincinnati, OH Tuesday March 14, 2008 - MATT STRYKER defeated DEAN BALDWIN by disqualification, due to a brawl outside the ring. (Referee: Skeeter Muldoon)
- The match between SHARK BOY and CHRIS HARVARD, in which there was a special stipulation that anyone attempting to interfere in the match would be fired on the spot, ended in a double disqualification, due to a brawl outside the ring between both wrestlers. (Referee: Joe Kopasz)
- The BLACK MILITIA defeated HOSS & "ICE CREAM MAN" TONY B. when Benjamin Kimera pinned Tony B. with the MOTOWN THROWDOWN. (Referee: Heather Owens-Gonzales)
- A.J. SPARX defeated HELLENA HEAVENLY by disqualification when Hellena piledrove A.J. on the concrete floor outside the ring. (Referee: Joe Kopasz)
- HEATHER OWENS-GONZALES defeated NEVEAH by count out. (Referee: Isis)
- E.Z. MONEY and BOBBI JO JABLONSKI defeated "BUFFALO BAD BOY" BRIAN JENNINGS and HEW Ladies Champion PORTIA PEREZ (tauntingly referred to by E.Z. and Bobbi Jo as the "Love Birds") by disqualification when Portia shoved the referee while he was trying to untangle Bobbi Jo from the ropes during a deathjump spot. (Referee: Joe Kopasz)
- The ISLAND BOYS defeated the MAVERICKS when O.G. Ekmo pinned "The Solution" Alan Wasylychyn with a TOP ROPE SPLASH.
[/b] (Referee: Isis)
[/li][li]The 5 MOST WANTED defeated the T.L.C. to begin their second HEW Tag Team title reign when Cody Hawk pinned "Barnestormer" David Barnes with the RIP TIDE.[/b] (Referee: Skeeter Muldoon)[/li][li] J.T. STAHR pinned NIGEL McGUINNESS with the CHOCOLATE THUNDER. (Referee: Heather Owens-Gonzales)[/li][li] SCOTTIE MURRAY submitted to CHAD COLLYER's TEXAS CLOVERLEAF. (Referee: Isis)[/li][li] MAIN EVENT MATCH: HEW HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH RORY FOX is still the HEW Heavyweight champion (surprisingly, to the delight of the fans, as Ganger had once again invoked his restraining order and had fans ejected from the building for calling him "Shrek") when he pinned GANGER (who was accompanied to ringside by his new manager, Brock Guffman) with 5 consecutive TRL SLAMs. (Referee: Skeeter Muldoon)[/li][/ul]
(Now, here's the latest edition of RUSH to catch you back up.) HEARTLAND ELITE RUSH TELEVISION TAPING HEW Arena; Evandale, OH Tuesday March 18, 2008
ANOUNCERS: Chris "The Brain" Kurtis & "Hooks" - NIGEL McGUINNESS pinned CHRIS HARVARD with the TOWER OF LONDON. (Referee: Heather Owens-Gonzales)
* Chad Collyer enters the ring and cuts a promo, complaining about how he's being overlooked by the HEW Championship committee, and that starting tonight in his main event with T.J. Dalton, he was going to show them why they should never overlook the "Man from Liberty, IN".
* Highlights of the matches that took place last Friday at Whiskey Dick's were shown, including the HEW Tag Team title match in which the 5 Most Wanted defeated the T.L.C. to earn their second title reign.
* "The Brain" & "Hooks hype the upcoming super-show at Clark County Fairgrounds in Springfield, OH on Friday March 28.
- CHRIS CARNAGE pinned DEAN BALDWIN after Baldwin crashed into the turnbuckle while attempting a running double axehandle (Referee: Isis)
* Mike Ripple interviews E.Z. Money in the locker room. E.Z. is irritated that he's always ranked among the Most Hated wrestlers on the HEW website and begins to threaten Mike. "Bad Attitude" Brian Beech rushes in and a shouting match results. Beech challenges E.Z. to a match at the Clark County Fairgrounds on March 28. E.Z accepts.
- MAVEN pinned GANGER (who once again had several fans ejected from the building for calling him "Shrek" during the match) with the HALO DDT. (Referee: Joe Kopasz)
* Maven grabs the mike from Gumbo Malone and cuts a promo.
MAVEN: Hey, "Shrek"...(Ganger covers his ears as Brock Guffman shouts for security to remove Maven from the building. They move toward the ring, only to be stopped by HEW Commissoner Jaxon Breeze) oh, I'm sorry, I meant to say Ganger. You know, there's this wonderful thing about being in the United States of America. It's called THE FIRST AMENDMENT. That's right, buddy, I'm talking about "Freedom of Speech". That means that these great fans that come to see the show everywhere we hold one have every right to sit down in their seat and call you whatever the hell they want to. It's their God-given right, and by God, they paid their way to get in and do so. So what I'm saying is this. There's a show at the Clark County Fairgrounds on March 28. I say we take your little restraining order, put it on a clipboard, hang it on a pole, and you and I have ourselves a little "Restraining Order on a Pole" Match. I'm sure you're familiar with one of those matches. I hear you lost one to Scottie Murray and that forced you to wear a "Shrek" mask for 30 days in the HWA. But you see, ours will be a little different. If you can bring down that restraining order, you get to keep tossing fans out of the building for calling you "Shrek" for as long as it makes you happy. But if I bring it down, I get to tear it up on the spot, and that order becomes null and void immediately afterward. What do you say? (Ganger nods and shouts, "You're on, Gotti's [censored]!)"
- The T.L.C. defeated the 5 MOST WANTED by disqualification following a brawl outside the ring between "Barnestormer" David Barnes and "Sexy" Sean Casey, but failed to come away from the match with the HEW Tag Team straps. A Texas Death Match will be held on next week's show to determine the champions, as it will be T.L.C.'s final opportunity to win back the belts or be force to wait 2 month to make another challenge (Referee: Skeeter Muldoon)
* Amanda "Fire" Webster joins the broadcast team this week, and her first assignment is to interview T.J. Dalton, who mocks Chad Collyer's "crybaby" promo from earlier in the program, saying that nobody cares if Collyer's getting overlooked when there are so many other HWA stars on the roster on "both sides of the fence" who are getting overlooked but are not complaining. They just keep working and training, perfecting their craft, for that one day when the HWA bookers call them up to do a show; people like the "Black Redneck" Kliff Hanger, Ric Byrne, the Hippies, etc. If Chad Collyer want to make a name for himself, he needs to do something to make an impact, and if he thinks he's got the guts then he needs to make an impact on him tonight in their main event match.
* "The Brain" & "Hooks" hype tonight's main event match between T.J. Dalton and Chad Collyer.
* The cameras cut backstage to Tack launching an assault on Sammi Callihan. When the attack is over, Tack leans down into Sammi's ear and says "I'll see you in the ring on the 28th." The assault only left Sammi shaken up.
- E.Z. MONEY defeated MATT STRYKER by disqualification when Matt repeatedly whipped E.Z. into the ring post (Referee: Heather Owens-Gonzales)
* A car arrives in the back parking lot, and HEW champion Rory Fox steps out, dressed in his street clothes. Mike Ripple catches him as he walks through the door and asks him what he was doing in the HEW Arena this week when he wasn't scheduled on the card. Rory tells him that he's just hear to scout out the top two contenders for his title, Chad Collyer and T.J. Dalton, in order to see who he might be defending the title against at the Clark County Fairgrounds on Friday March 28.
- The BLACK MILITIA defeated the AA-SQUAD when "Bad Seed" Shawn Osborne pinned Peper Parks with the TOP ROPE ELBOW DROP, aided by a fast count by the referee. (Referee: "Mr. C")
* "The Brain" and "Hooks" promote the upcoming Clark County Fairgrounds show on Friday March 28.
* Backstage, Bobbi Jo Jablonski walks up to HEW Ladies champion Portia Perez and challenges her a Ladies title match at the Clark County Fairgrounds on March 28. Portia accepts the match.
- MAIN EVENT MATCH: HEW HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH CHAD COLLYER pinned T.J. DALTON with the Courtesy Flush (Referee: Isis)
The next edition of RUSH will be on Tuesday March 25, and then on Friday March 28 will be the super-show at the Clark County Fairgrounds. As it's already been announced, "Bad Attitude" Brian Beech" will take on E.Z. Money in a challenge match. Maven will face Ganger in a "Restraining Order on a Pole" match. If Maven brings the restraining order down from the pole, the restraining order banning fans from calling Ganger "Shrek" will be nullified on the spot. "The New Horror" Sammi Callihan will look to get a measure of revenge for the unprovoked attack by the "Daredevil of Extreme" Tack. And Bobbi Jo Jablonski challenges Portia Perez for the HEW Ladies title. Many more matches are looking to be added to this card, plus HEW Commissioner Jaxon Breeze plans to make a huge announcement at the Fairgrounds concerning the HEW ladies division. Just what does he have planned for the division? Only one way to find out. Keep checking back for further updates.
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