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Post by barnestormer on Mar 25, 2008 13:30:55 GMT -5
HEARTLAND ELITE RUSH TELEVISION TAPING HEW Arena; Evandale, OH Tuesday March 25, 2008
ANOUNCERS: Chris "The Brain" Kurtis & "Hooks" - RACE STEELE def. RIC BYRNE by disqualification when Ric shoved the referee during a deathjump attempt. (Referee: Joe Kopasz)
- HEATHER OWENS-GONZALES def. PORTIA PEREZ by disqualification when Portia repeatedly whipped Heather into the ring post outside the ring. (Referee: Isis)
* "The Brain" & "Hooks" promote the matches already signed for the Clark County Fairgrounds super-show scheduled for Friday March 29.
*The cameras cut backstage to a conversation between Maven and Chad Collyer, which turns out to be nothing more than both exchanging witty banter back and forth, trying to psyche the other out before their main event match.
- The TINA LOVER'S CLUB re-captured the HEW Tag Team titles when they defeated the 5 MOST WANTED in a Texas Death Match when "Barnestormer" David Barnes pinned Cody Hawk with the CRASH & BURN. (Referee: Skeeter Muldoon)
- The match started off with the the Island Boys (who were scheduled later in the card to face the Black Militia) coming out to the entrance and interrupting the match, getting the crowd fired up and chanting against Cody. Cody began losing his cool and David rolls up for only a 2-count. Later in the match, the Black Militia decided to stick their nose in the match, attacking David outside the ring with a D-TRAIN and an ELBOW DROP OFF THE TOP ROPE. Then Cody tossed David back into the ring and hit the RIP TIDE, but when the Human Time Bomb tried to make a save, a brawl erupted between both teams until Cody cleaned the ring of the ring of both members of the T.L.C. David continued to take punishment throughout the match until he managed to tag in HTB, and after giving David the rest he so desperately needed, began tagging in and out with him, displaying classic tag team strategy, until David finally managed to get the 3-count on Cody with the CRASH & BURN.
* Backstage after the match, a conversation was shown between E.Z. Money and Bobbi Jo Jablonski. They were hyping each other up for their respective singles matches.
- A.J. SPARX defeated BOBBI JO JABLONSKI by count out. (Referee: Joe Kopasz)
* "The Brain" * "Hooks" previewed the main event match between Maven and Chad Collyer. Chad hopes to continue to remain on a winning streak and be the one to challenge Rory Fox for the HEW Heavyweight title on March 29 at the Clark County Fairgrounds.
* Backstage, a brawl erupts between Portia Perez and Bobbi Jo Jablonski. Several referees and officials pull the two girlds apart, but twice they both break free and brawl again. The refs and officials finally manage to pull the two apart and escort them to their respective locker rooms.
- E.Z. MONEY pinned CHRIS CARNAGE with the BANK ROLL. (Referee: "Mr. C")
- The ISLAND BOYS defeated the BLACK MILITIA when O.G. EKMO pinned Benjamin Kimera with the SAMOAN DEMOLISHER. (Referee: Skeeter Muldoon
* A video promo for HEW merchandise is shown, including the newly-released DVD of the first HEW cyber pay-per-view, HACKED! v1.0.
* The cameras cut to the HEW commissary, where Dean Baldwin is sipping on a "Blue Shark" when Shark Boy walks in and smacks the martini glass out of his hand and slams him face-first against the soda machine.
SHARK BOY: I'm getting real tired of you, Baldwin. You're telling everybody out there that you're the "real Shark Boy" and I'm not. Well, I'm going to give you the chance to prove it. Friday night at the Clark County Fairgrounds, you and me in a match. If you win, I unmask and show everybody who I really am.
DEAN BALDWIN: And if you win?
SHARK BOY: You're a Baldwin, right? The "long-lost Baldwin brother", yes? Well, I think it'll look real funny to see a Baldwin without his perfectly-coiffed hair. But since Alec and Stephen aren't willing to shave their heads, if I win, I shave yours. (Shark Boy lets go of Dean) I'll see you Friday.
- MAIN EVENT MATCH: MAVEN pinned CHAD COLLYER with the M-PLOSION.
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Friday March 29 will be the super-show at the Clark County Fairgrounds."Bad Attitude" Brian Beech" will take on E.Z. Money in a challenge match. Maven will face Ganger in a "Restraining Order on a Pole" match. If Maven brings the restraining order down from the pole, the restraining order banning fans from calling Ganger "Shrek" will be nullified on the spot. "The New Horror" Sammi Callihan will face the "Daredevil of Extreme" Tack. And Bobbi Jo Jablonski challenges Portia Perez for the HEW Ladies title. Shark Boy challenges Dean Baldwin to a Mask vs. Hair match. Just added to the line-up, E.Z. Money will challenge Rory Fox for the HEW Heavyweight title. The Island Boys will challenge the T.L.C. for their newly re-won HEW Tag Team titles, plus many more matches, along with HEW Commissioner Jaxon Breeze's huge announcement at the Fairgrounds concerning the HEW ladies division. Be sure to join us for the show.
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Post by barnestormer on Mar 28, 2008 13:51:10 GMT -5
HEARTLAND ELITE SUPER-SHOW Clark County Fairgronds Coliseum; Springfield, OH Tuesday March 25, 2008 - CHRIS HARVARD defeated MATT STRYKER by disqualification following a brawl outside the ring. (Referee: Skeeter Muldoon)
- DEAN BALDWIN forced SHARK BOY to submit to the LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTION in their Mask vs. Hair match; however, when Shark Boy removed his mask, he revealed that he had another Shark Boy mask on. Dean demanded that Shark Boy remove that mask as well, but Shark Boy had already slipped out of the ring and through the crowd without having to remove it. (Referee: Joe Kopasz)
- HOSS & "ICE CREAM MAN" TONY B. defeated the MOXLEY CRUE when Tony pinned Jon Moxley with a leg drop (Referee: "Mr. C")
- The AA-SQUAD defeated the MAVERICKS when Pepper Parks pinned Aaron Williams with the PEPPER SHAKER. (Referee: Isis)
* HEW Commissioner Jaxon Breeze entered the ring before the next match and announced that in order to bring some new life into the HEW Ladies division, he'd just signed a deal with the SHIMMER organization to feature a number of their wrestlers on HEW TV tapings and house shows. He then announced the first HEW/SHIMMER match, Nattie Neidhart vs. Hellena Heavenly
- HELLENA HEAVENLY pinned NATTIE NEIDHART with the HEAVEN SENT. (Referee: Isis)
- The "DAREDEVIL OF EXTREME" TACK pinned "THE NEW HORROR" SAMMI CALLIHAN with the DEVIL DRIVER. (Referee: "Mr. C")
- NEVEAH pinned TAI "KILLER" WEED with the REVERSE X-FACTOR. (Referee: Skeeter Muldoon)
- HEW LADIES TITLE MATCH BOBBI JO JABLONSKI captured the HEW Ladies title from PORTIA PEREZ when she pinned Portia with the CATTLE MUTILATION. (Referee: Isis)
- The IRISH AIRBORNE defeated the BLACK MILITIA by disqualification when "Bad Seed" Shawn Osborne repeatedly whipped Jake Crist into the ring post outside the ring. (Referee: Joe Kopasz)
- HEATHER OWENS-GONZALES pinned LADY DRAVEN with the TORNADO DDT. (Referee: Skeeter Muldoon)
- MsCHIF defeated A.J. SPARX by disqualification following a brawl outside the ring. (Referee: Isis)
- GANGER defeated MAVEN in the Restraining Order on a Pole Match when he knocked out Maven with the GANGERBANGER before climbing the pole and grabbing the clipboard holding the restraining order that allows him to eject any fan from the building who refers to him as "Shrek." (Referee: Heather Owens-Gonzales)
- E.Z. MONEY defeated "BAD ATTITUDE" BRIAN BEECH by disqualification when Brian shoved the referee to the mat during a deathjump spot. (Referee: Isis)
- HEW TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: The TINA LOVER'S CLUB defeated the ISLAND BOYS by disqualification to hold onto the HEW Tag Team titles following a brawl outside the ring between the Human Time Bomb and Kimo. (Referee: Skeeter Muldoon)
- MAIN EVENT--HEW HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH: RORY FOX pinned CHAD COLLYER with the TRL SLAM to retain the HEW Heavyweight title. (Referee: Heather Owens-Gonzales)
The next HEW Television taping will be on Tuesday April 1. Which SHIMMER girls will show up to the HEW Arena? Only one way to find out, and you know what that is.
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Post by EpicDave on Apr 1, 2008 11:55:35 GMT -5
Funny thing... I never saw Dean Baldwin fight Shark Boy in real life...
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Post by barnestormer on Apr 1, 2008 17:10:14 GMT -5
Funny thing... I never saw Dean Baldwin fight Shark Boy in real life... And you never will, because Shark Boy and Dean Baldwin are the same person. Betcha didn't know that.
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Post by barnestormer on Apr 1, 2008 17:11:09 GMT -5
HEARTLAND ELITE RUSH TELEVISION TAPING HEW Arena; Evenadale, OH Tuesday April 1, 2008
ANOUNCERS: Chris "The Brain" Kurtis & "Hooks" - NIGEL McGUINNESS pinned CHRIS HARVARD via the TOWER OF LONDON. (Referee: "Mr. C")
* A promo for HEW Merchandise is shown
* Amanda "Fire" Webster goes to ringside and interviews Nigel McGuinness.
AMANDA: Nigel, by virtue of your victory today, you've been named the number one contender for the HEW Heavyweight title. Do you think you have what it takes to take the belt off of Rory Fox?
NIGEL: I don't have to think I have what it takes, I already know. At the risk of sounding cocky, my name is Nigel McGuinness, and I'm in it to win it. It doesn't matter if it's a match against Chris Harvard, E.Z. Money, Rory Fox, or anybody else on the HEW roster. When you step into the ring with me, you'd better bring your "A" game, because I'm already coming at you with mine.
* "The Brain" & "Hooks" preview the main event, in which Rory Fox defends the HEW Heavyweight title against E.Z. Money.
* Dean Baldwin enters the ring and grabs the mike from ring announcer Gumbo Malone. He then cuts a promo on Shark Boy, accusing him of cheating last Friday Night at the Clark County Fairgrounds. He lost the Mask vs. Hair match fair and square, but he didn't live up to his agreement to unmask. Yes, he did take the mask off that night, but he was wearing another Shark Boy mask underneath. HEW Commissioner Jaxon Breeze came to the ring and said that although he hated to admit it, Dean Baldwin was correct. He then called Shark Boy out and ordered him to remove the mask. Shark Boy entered the ring and unmasked, showing his true face. He looked like an exact duplicate of Dean Baldwin.
DEAN BALDWIN: What is this? Now he's trying to pass himself off as me!
SHARK BOY: Trying to pass..?! Give it up, pal! Everybody knows I'm not only the real Shark Boy, but I'm also the real Dean Baldwin! In fact, allow me to introduce myself. My name is Dean "Shark Boy/Dean Baldwin" Roll. This man over here (he points at Dean Baldwin) is the real imposter.
JAXON BREEZE: OK, I've heard enough out of you both. This is how we're going to settle this once and for all. On Friday April 18, the HEW is going to hold its second cyber pay-per-view, SPRING FLING at Splash Moraine in Moraine, OH. You two are going to take part in a scaffold match that will be suspended over the pool. If either one of you are knocked off of that scaffold and into the water, you lose the right to use your gimmick in the HEW. Now, both of you get out of my sight!
- The A-SQUAD defeated the HIPPIES when Dean "The Dream" Jablonski pinned Pompano Joe with the SWEET NIGHTMARES. (Referee: Skeeter Muldoon)
* "The Brain" & "Hooks" hype the upcoming cyber-PPV, SPRING FLING, scheduled for Friday April 18 at Splash Moraine in Moraine, OH.
* Afterwards, they preview the HEW Heavyweight title main event between E.Z. Money and the current HEW Heavyweight champion, Rory Fox.
- HELLENA HEAVENLY defeated HURRICANE HAVANA by count-out (Referee: "Mr. C")
* The camera do a panoramic view of the HEW Arena as "The Brain" & "Hooks" announce that HEW RUSH is being sponsored by The Coca-Cola Bottling Company, Kroger, and MasterCard.
* The camera then cuts to the backstage area, where a car arrives, and the T.L.C. step out, ready to compete on tonight's card.
- HEATHER DIVINE pinned HEATHER OWENS-GONAZLEZ with the DIVINE INTERVENTION (Referee: Isis)
* Rory Fox comes into the ring and cuts a promo on E.Z. Money, saying that while other wrestlers in the HEW say they're going to take the title off him, nobody has what it takes to do the job, and that includes E.Z Money.
- HEW TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: The TINA LOVER'S CLUB defeated the ISLAND BOYS to hold onto the HEW Tag Team straps when "Barnestormer" David Barnes pinned O.G. Ekmo with the BARNESTORMER (Referee: Joe Kopasz)
* Backstage, a conversation is shown between Heather Divine & Hellena Heavenly. Heather proposes a team-up with Hellena for the next cyber-PPV, in which they would go after the team of Heather Owens-Gonzales and Portia Perez. Hellena agrees to the team up, and together, they go to find Jaxon Breeze to make the challenge.
- MAIN EVENT--HEW HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH: RORY FOX defeated E.Z. MONEY by disqualification to defend the HEW title following a brawl outside the ring
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The next HEW Television taping will be on Tuesday April 8. What new matches will be added to the SPRING FLING cyber PPV on April 18? You know what to do.
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Post by EpicDave on Apr 2, 2008 11:28:43 GMT -5
Sure I did. That's why I made the tongue-in-cheek comment I love the "fake Shark Boy" angle. Funny thing... I never saw Dean Baldwin fight Shark Boy in real life... And you never will, because Shark Boy and Dean Baldwin are the same person. Betcha didn't know that.
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Post by barnestormer on Apr 8, 2008 12:20:03 GMT -5
HEARTLAND ELITE RUSH TELEVISION TAPING HEW Arena; Evenadale, OH Tuesday April 8, 2008
ANOUNCERS: Chris "The Brain" Kurtis & "Hooks" [/i] is sponsored in part by the Coca Cola Bottling Company, Wal-Mart, and McDonald's. * MIKE RIPPLE: I'm here with the HEW Heavyweight champion Rory Fox... RORY FOX: Shut up, Ripple! I want to know where you get off putting me ranking me among the Most Hated wrestlers on the HEW website. MIKE RIPPLE: I didn't put you there, the fans... RORY FOX: Blah, blah, blah! The fans didn't write my name into that spot on the site. You had every opportunity to put my name on the Most Popular wrestler section. So you're gonna change it right now...or else! MIKE RIPPLE: I can't do that. It's already been posted! (Rory begins to shove Mike) RORY FOX: I said change it right now! (Just then Nigel McGuinness appears on the scene) NIGEL McGUINNESS: Knock it off, Fox! (Rory runs off) Are you OK, Mike? MIKE RIPPLE: Yeah, I'm OK. And he wonders why he's one of the most hated wrestlers in the HEW. NIGEL: Don't worry, I'll take care of him later tonight. [li] "WHO'S YOUR DADDY" STEVE BRADLEY defeated the HEW Giant, CHRIS CARNAGE, by disqualification when Chris shoved the referee during a deathjump spot. (Referee: "Mr. C")* Ric Byrne enters the ring and cuts a promo, complaining about the lack of competition he's been given since he entered the HEW. Chris Carnage interrupts him and challenges him to a match at the SPRING FLING cyber-PPV on April 18, which Ric accepts. [/li][li] GOTTI & GANGER (who once again had several fans ejected from the building with the help of his manager, Brock Guffman, for calling him "SHREK") defeated MAVEN & SCOTTIE MURRAY by disqualification when Scottie repeatedly rammed Ganger's head into the security rail. (Referee: Skeeter Muldoon)* Highlights of the HEW champion, RORY FOX are shown. [/li][li] MATT STRYKER made CHAD COLLYER submit to the sharpshooter. (Referee: Joe Kopasz)
[/li][li] In a non-title bout, HEW Champion RORY FOX pinned NIGEL McGUINNESS with the TRL SLAM. (Referee: Skeeter Muldoon)* "The Brain" & "Hooks" hype the upcoing Texas Death Match for the HEW Ladies championship between Portia Perez and current champion Bobbi Jo Jablonski. * Highlights of the Matt Stryker/Chad Collyer match are shown. [/li][li] TEXAS DEATH MATCH FOR THE HEW LADIES CHAMPIONSHIP: PORTIA PEREZ pinned BOBBI JO JABLONSKI with the KOSHER PICKLE to re-capture the HEW Ladies title. (Referee: Joe Kopasz)* "The New Horror" Sammi Callihan is being interviewed by Amanda "Fire" Webster outside the ring, but the "Daredevil of Extreme" Tack interrupts the interview, complaining about his lack of interview time. Sammi challenges him to a match on the spot. HEW Commissioner JAXON BREEZE comes down to ringside and makes the match and asks for a referee. Skeeter Muldoon enters the ring and calls for the bell. [/li][li] "DAREDEVIL OF EXTREME" TACK defeated "THE NEW HORROR" SAMMI CALLIHAN by disqualification when Sammi slammed Tack on the concrete floor outside the ring. (Referee: Skeeter Muldoon)* Highlights of the HEW Ladies championship Texas Death Match are shown. [/li][li] TAI "KILLER" WEED & A.J. SPARX defeated the team of HEATHER DIVINE & HELLENA HEAVENLY when Tai pinned Hellena with the [CENSORED] LEG DROP. (There are rumors that Tai pulled her top down and performed a top rope leg drop bare-breasted, but the camera cut away to a view of the audience as she performed her finishing move but cut back to show her covering Hellena for the 3-count, her bare breasts shielded from view by her arm, and then cut away again to when she stood up to celebrate until A.J. pulled the top back up. Needless to say, HEW commissioner JAXON BREEZE wasn't too pleased about it, as this is supposed to be a "family show".) (Referee: Isis)[/li][li] MAIN EVENT--HEW TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: The match between HEW Tag Team champions the TINA LOVER'S CLUB and the A-SQUAD ended in a double disqualification following a wild brawl in the ring during an attempt by Chet Jablonski to save his brother, Dean from being pinned after David had executed the CRASH & BURN on Dean.[/b] (Referee: Heather Owens-Gonzales)[/li][/ul]
The next HEW Television taping will be on Tuesday April 15, and then on Friday April 18, it's the second HEW cyber-PPV, SPRING FLING. What new developments will take place leading up to the cyber-PPV? Do I need to spell it out for you?
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Post by barnestormer on Apr 15, 2008 14:36:00 GMT -5
HEARTLAND ELITE RUSH TELEVISION TAPING HEW Arena; Evenadale, OH Tuesday April 15, 2008
ANOUNCERS: Chris "The Brain" Kurtis & "Hooks" [/i] is a family show, and your little stunt with you pulling your top down and baring your breasts doesn't cut it on our show. TAI WEED: You're right, Mr. Breeze. I was so used to that other promotion I competed in that I gave the folks what they expected of me. JAXON BREEZE: I understand. Tell you what I'm going to do. Whenever the HEW plays a show at an "adults-only" venue, such as Whiskey Dicks, I'll allow you to remove your top during the match. TAI WEED: That seems only fair. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've a match to get ready for. JAXON BREEZE: Good luck then, Tai. [li] NATTIE NEIDHART & HURRICANE HAVANA defeated HEATHER DIVINE & HELLENA HEAVENLY when Nattie forced Heather to submit to the SHARPSHOOTER. (Referee: Skeeter Muldoon)* "The Brain" & "Hooks" hype the matches already signed for SPRING FLING on Friday April 18 at Splash Moraine in Moraine, OH, including the scaffold match over the pool between SHARK BOY and DEAN BALDWIN, where the wrestler who falls off of the scaffold and into the pool loses the right to use his gimmick in HEW. * Highlights of last week's show is aired. [/li][li] TAI "KILLER" WEED pinned BOBBI JO JABLONSKI with the GUILLOTINE LEG DROP (the fully-clothed version of the TOPLESS LEG DROP). (Referee: Isis)* BOBBI JO JABLONSKI cuts a promo in the ring, putting over the A-SQUAD, saying that her brothers were going to take the HEW Tag Team titles off of the TINA LOVER'S CLUB once and for all. [/li][li] "BLACK REDNECK" KLIFF HANGER pinned DEAN BALDWIN with the KOAL MINER KICK. (Referee: "Mr C.")* A montage is aired of Matt Stryker. [/li][li] SHARK BOY defeated J.T. STAHR by disqualification when J.T. shoved the referee during a deathjump spot. (Referee: Joe Kopasz)- DEAN BALDWIN enters the ring after the match and attacks SHARK BOY, triggering a wild brawl between the two. HEW officials and referees pull them apart, but they both break free and continue the fight. Eventually, they're pulled apart and escorted back to their respective locker rooms. * "The Brain" & "Hooks" preview the main event of the show, an HEW Heavyweight title match between MATT STRYKER and the HEW Heavyweight champion RORY FOX. [/li][li] NIGEL McGUINNESS pinned GANGER (who continues every match he wrestles to have fans ejected for calling him "Shrek") with a choke slam. (Referee: "Mr. C")* TAI "KILLER" WEED is packing her wrestling gear in her bag, preparing to leave the building when NEVEAH walks up to her and challenges her to a match at SPRING FLING, which is quickly accepted. [/li][li] HEW TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: The A-SQUAD defeated HEW Tag Team champions the TINA LOVER'S CLUB by disqualification following a brawl outside the ring between "Barnestormer" David Barnes and Dean "The Dream" Jablonski), but the TLC remain the champions. (Referee: Heather Oewns-Gonzales)[/li][li] MAIN EVENT--HEW HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH: RORY FOX pinned MATT STRYKER with the TRL SLAM. (Referee: Skeeter Muldoon]* After the main event, the cameras cut to the office of HEW COMMISSIONER JAXON BREEZE, where he is at his desk, talking on the phone when the A-SQUAD and BOBBI JO JABLONSKI walk in. BOBBI JO JABLONSKI: Breeze, we've gotta talk. JAXON BREEZE: I'll call you back. I've got some business here to take care of. (Jaxon hangs up the phone) Don't you three believe in knocking? DEAN JABLONSKI: Shut up, Jaxon! This is the second time in a row we've challenged Barnes and Time Bomb for the titles, and both times they managed to save the titles because one of us gets disqualified. JAXON BREEZE: So what do you want me to do about it? CHET JABLONSKI: I'll tell you what, you're going to give us another title shot at SPRING FLING, but this time, there's no disqualification to save them. JAXON BREEZE: And just what's in it for me? (Dean grabs Jaxon over the desk by the collar of his shirt) DEAN JABLONSKI: How about you get to continue to breathe, now do we get the match or what? JAXON BREEZE: Fine, you've got the match, but if you lose, you never get another title shot as long as the TLC are champions. Now get out of my office! (Dean releases Jaxon and leaves with Chet and Bobbi Jo)[/li][/ul]
Friday April 18, it's the second HEW cyber-PPV, SPRING FLING at Splash Moraine in Moraine, OH. Hope to see you there.
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Post by barnestormer on Apr 18, 2008 12:32:33 GMT -5
HEARTLAND ELITE WRESTLING SPRING FLING CYBER PAY-PER-VIEW Splash Moraine; Moraine, OH Tuesday April 18, 2008
ANOUNCERS: Chris "The Brain" Kurtis & "Hooks" [/i] cyber pay-per-view is aired, followed by a panoramic shot of the near capacity crowd on hand to witness the event. [li] HEATHER OWENS-GONZALES & HEW Ladies champion PORTIA PEREZ defeated HEATHER DIVINE & HELLENA HEAVENLY when Portia pinned Hellena with the KOSHER PICKLE. (Referee: Skeeter Muldoon)[/li][li] The ISLAND BOYS defeated the MAVERICKS when O.G. EKMO pinned "ASTONISHING" AARON WILLIAMS with the TOP ROPE SPLASH. (Referee: "Mr. C")* After the match, a highlight reel of MATT STRYKER is aired. [/li][li] The HIPPIES defeated the MOXLEY CRUE by disqualification when JON MOXLEY repeatedly rammed JESSE HYDE's head into the security rail. (Referee: Isis)* Backstage in the TLC locker room, "BARNESTORMER" DAVID BARNES & HUMAN TIME BOMB are talking over strategy for their no-disqualification match with the A-SQUAD. [/li][li] E.Z. MONEY made MATT STRYKER submit to the Pendulum of Pain. [/i](Referee: "Mr. C")[/i] [/li][li] CHRIS CARNAGE pinned RIC BYRNE with the TORTURE RACK NECKBREAKER. (Referee: Joe Kopasz)* The camera cuts backstage to the interview area, where MIKE RIPPLE is about to interview HEW Heavyweight champion RORY FOX. MIKE RIPPLE: Rory Fox, tonight you face the "BLACK REDNECK" KLIFF HANGER... RORY FOX (laughing): Who? I'm sorry, Mike. I thought you said I was defending my HEW title against a nobody...No, wait, you did. Kliff Hanger, that's all you are, a nobody. This'll be one of my easiest title defenses in the history of this company. Do you really think that just because you won one match that it makes you worthy of taking this belt from me? I don't think so! You can't beat me, and you sure as hell can't out-Fox the Fox.[/li][li] FOREIGN INTELLIGENCE defeated the AA-SQUAD by disqualification when DERRICK NEIKIRK shoved the referee during a deathjump attempt. (Referee: Skeeter Muldoon)* The cameras cut to the parking lot, where an SUV pulls into a parking spot, and the GP CODE ("SWEET SEXY SENSATION" ANDRE HEART & "DEJA VU" RICHARD PHILLIPS), who were just signed to HEW, get out. * Backstage, the A-SQUAD attack "BARNESTORMER" DAVID BARNES as he emerges from the restroom. Chet and Dean force David to an area backstage where extra television cables are stored and and begin to strangle him with them. Dean hits him with a clubbing forearm and Chet hits him with a belly-to-back suplex. Chet then puts David in a delayed suplex, and then Dean smashes David through the same bathroom door he emerged from. He then hits David with a shoulder backbreaker then Chet executes a scoop slam and smashes a steel trash can over David's head. Chet then executes a one-legged dropkick, and the Dean picks David up and whips him through the door and into a soda machine across the hall from the bathroom. David quickly recovers for the first time in the fight and executes a Loopin' Louie on Dean before whipping him into a stack of storage crates. He then executes a spear takedown on Chet and puts him in a twisting front chancery suplex. He then snap mares Chet and then picks him up and executes a Loopin' Louie on him. David then goes for a flying head scissors, but Chet counters and begins to blatantly choke him. Dean re-enters the fight, slapping him in a full nelson, and then dumps him to the floor so that Chet could slap him in a full nelson camel clutch. He releases David and executes another one-legged dropkick, then Dean puts him in a shoulder backbreaker, then whips him once again into the soda machine. Dean notices the camera covering the attack and whips David right into the cameraman, knocking both David and the cameraman down. Chet stomps on David's chest and then executes a delayed suplex. Dean once again slaps David in a full nelson as Chet kicks him in the chest. Dean releases the full nelson and tries to choke David, but he quickly gets away and executes another Loopin' Louie on Dean. He whips Dean into the soda machine, smashing the plastic logo panel and exposing the flourescent lights behind it. A bottle of water drops in the dispensing slot. David executes a twisting front chancery suplex and a flying head scissors on Dean. He gives Dean another Loopin' Louie and another twisting front chancery suplex, but Dean blocked the suplex and punched David. Chet tries to give David an open hand chop, but David blocks it and executes a flying head scissors on Chet. David tries to clothesline chet, but Chet ducks it and whips David into the storage crates. Dean grabs David and whips him into the soda machine, then slaps him in another full nelson. Chet picks up David and slams him through a catering table, then puts him in a delayed suplex before whipping him into another soda machine. He tries to punch David, but he is blocked and then power slammed twice and then slammed through another catering table. Now it's David's turn to whip Chet into the cameraman, almost causing him to lose the feed. David tries a side headlock, but Chet escapes and blatantly chokes David. Chet and Dean put david in a face-first double suplex. Dean whips David into the soda machine and Chet stomps on his chest. Dean gives David a clubbing forearm and Chet executes a belly to back suplex. Dean whips David into the soda machine (causing another bottle of water to drop down) and Chet puts him in a delayed suplex. Dean holds David while Chet jumps off the soda machine with a devastating elbow smash. Once again Dean gives David a clubbing forearm followed by a belly to back suplex by Chet. Another clubbing forearm by Dean is followed by a choke by Chet using a life preserver Chet found in the backstage area. Once again Dean holds David while Chet jumps off the soda machine with an elbow smash, then Chet follows it up with a stomp to David's chest while Dean slams David to the floor. Chet takes his turn slamming David to the floor, then Dean gives David a shoulder backbreaker. Chet makes David HIT THE SHOWERS, knocking him out. They both grab the bottles of water that dropped down from the soda machines and toast each other as they celebrate their small victory. What benefit or consequence can this attack mean for their no-disqualification match against the T.L.C. for the HEW Tag Team titles? And will David be able to compete in the match? [/li][li] The BLACK MILITIA defeated the IRISH AIRBORNE when Benjamin Kimera pinned Dave Crist with a Yakuza kick. (Referee: Heather Owens-Gonzales)* "The Brain" & "Hooks" hype the upcoming no-disqualification match for the HEW Tag Team titles between the T.L.C. and the A-SQUAD, wondering what factor the A-SQUAD's attack on the "BARNESTORMER" DAVID BARNES will have and if David will be able to compete tonight. * The cameras cut backstage to the medics attending to David while TINA AMBROSE is arguing with her brother the HUMAN TIME BOMB over why he didn't help him when he was being assaulted. Could this mean trouble for the T.L.C. camp for their title defense? [/li][li] "BUFFALO BAD BOY" BRIAN JENNINGS made B.J. WHITMER tap out to the BUFFALO WING. (Referee: Isis)[/li][li] The GP CODE defeated the 5 MOST WANTED when "DEJA VU" RICHARD PHILLIPS pinned CODY HAWK with the BEST DAMN SIDEWALK SLAM IN THE BUSINESS. (Referee: "Mr. C")* Highlights of the Clark County Fairgrounds supershow from March 28 are aired. [/li][li] NO-DISQUALIFICATION MATCH FOR THE HEW TAG TEAM TITLES: (The good news for the fans is that the "BARNESTORMER" DAVID BARNES was medically cleared to compete, but he suffered a 1 card injury for his troubles.) The A-SQUAD captured the HEW Tag Team belts from the TINA LOVER'S CLUB when DEAN "THE DREAM" JABLONSKI pinned "BARNESTORMER" DAVID BARNES with a power slam. (Referee: Skeeter Muldoon)* Highlights of the last two RUSH television tapings are aired. [/li][li] TAI "KILLER" WEED defeated NEVEAH by disqualification when NEVEAH repeatedly whipped Tai into the steel ring post. (Referee: Isis)[/li][li] In the most anticipated match of the evening, DEAN BALDWIN defeated SHARK BOY in the Scaffold Match over the Splash Moraine pool when, after both wrestlers bang heads and roll off the platform, they both grab a rail and start kicking each other while hanging on until SHARK BOY lost his grip and fell in the water, losing the right to use his gimmick in HEW. (Referee: Skeeter Muldoon)* The A-SQUAD are in the locker room with Bobbi Jo, celebrating their tag team title victory, gloating over the "bad luck" of the "BARNESTORMER" DAVID BARNES, when HEW COMMISSIONER JAXON BREEZE enters the locker room. JAXON BREEZE (clapping): Gentlemen, let me be the first to congratulate you on your victory over the T.L.C. BOBBI JO JABLONSKI: And now you're here to rain on our parade, right? JAXON BREEZE: Well, now that you mention it, I'm not too pleased about how you all went about winning the title, attacking David before the match, but the fact remains that David was still cleared to compete, and therefore, I can't do anything about the title change. But what I'm going to do is this: this Tuesday, you will defend those belts against the TINA LOVER'S CLUB...in a Steel Cage Match. Bobbi Jo, you, Tina, and the rest of the members of your respective groups are banned from ringside for this match. And don't think that you're going to have someone else try to enter the ring and interfere in the match, because if any wrestler even steps so much as one foot on the entrance ramp, they'll be fired on the spot. (Dean, Chet and Bobbi Jo begin protesting as Jaxon leaves the room) [/li][li] MAIN EVENT--HEW HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH: The "BLACK REDNECK" KLIFF HANGER defeated RORY FOX by disqualification when Rory shoved the referee during a deathjump attempt.[/b] (Referee: Heather Owens-Gonzales)[/li][/ul]
The next RUSH Television taping will be on Tuesday April 22, when the TINA LOVER'S CLUB will exercise their re-match clause and challenge new HEW Tag Team champions the A-SQUAD in a Steel Cage Match. HEW COMMISSIONER JAXON BREEZE has decreed that anybody who comes out to ringside during this match will be fired on the spot. Will this be enough for David and the HUMAN TIME BOMB to take back the titles? Join us and find out.
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Post by barnestormer on Apr 22, 2008 13:05:48 GMT -5
HEARTLAND ELITE RUSH TELEVISION TAPING HEW Arena; Evandale, OH Tuesday April 22, 2008
ANOUNCERS: Chris "The Brain" Kurtis & "Hooks" [/b] (Referee: Joe Kopasz)* Highlights of the SPRING FLING cyber pay-per-view are aired, including Dean Baldwin's victory over Shark Boy in the Scaffold Match which lost Dean "Shark Boy" Roll the right to use his gimmick in the H.E.W., as well as the A-SQUAD's backstage assault on "Barnestormer" David Barnes and their subsequent capture of the H.E.W. Tag Team belts later in the evening. * "The Brain" & "Hooks" hype the Steel Cage main event for the H.E.W. Tag Team titles between champions the A-SQUAD and the former H.E.W. Tag champions the TINA LOVER'S CLUB. [li] GANGER (who continues every week to have fans who call him "Shrek" ejected from the building) made CHRIS CARNAGE submit to the GANGERBANGER. (Referee: Heather Owens-Gonzales)* A backstage brawl erupts in the training room between the TINA LOVER'S CLUB and the A-SQUAD. The H.E.W. officials break up the fight before any serious injuries can occur. * "The Brain" & "Hooks" use the fight footage as a lead-in to preview the Steel Cage main event for the H.E.W. Tag Team titles, reminding the fans that COMMISSIONER JAXON BREEZE has decreed that anybody who comes out to ringside during the match for any reason whatsoever will be fired on the spot. (Face it fans, this match is too important to risk anything going wrong.) [/li][li] NIGEL McGUINNESS pinned GOTTI with the TOWER OF LONDON. (Referee: Joe Kopasz)[/li][li] The GP CODE defeated the BLACK MILITIA when "Sweet Sexy Sensation" Andre Heart pinned "Bad Seed Shawn Osborne with a victory roll. (Referee: "Mr. C")* After the match, an H.E.W. Diva Bikini Contest is held among the following participants: - Portia Perez - Lady Draven - Tai "Killer" Weed - Neveah - A.J. Sparks - Heather Divine The contest is won (through overwhelming crowd applause) by Portia Perez. Neveah cried foul and tried to attack Portia, but only succeeded in starting a 6-way brawl with every diva in the ring trying to toss someone out of the ring. The brawl is won by Portia after she tossed Neveah out of the ring, remaining the last diva standing in the ring. * Maven entered the ring and took the microphone from ring announcer Gumbo Malone as Portia steps out and challenges Ganger to a re-match on next week's show in order to revoke the restraining order. No word yet as to whether or not Ganger has accepted. [/li][li] H.E.W. HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH: The "BLACK REDNECK" KLIFF HANGER defeated RORY FOX by disqualification when Rory shoved the referee during a deathjump attempt, but Rory remained the H.E.W. Heavyweight champion. (Referee: Joe Kopasz)* After the match, the cameras do a panoramic view of the H.E.W. Arena as "The Brain" and "Hooks" tell the fans watching the program that this week's Rush is sponsored by: - Kroger - Mike Sell's Potato Chips - Pepsi-Cola Bottling Company * Backstage, Amanda "Fire" Webster is standing by with Kliff Hanger. AMANDA WEBSTER: Kliff Hanger, this is the second time you've challenged Rory Fox for the H.E.W. title, and this is the second time he's managed to get himself disqualified. Can I get your thoughts? KLIFF HANGER: Rory Fox, you claimed at the cyber pay-per-view that I was a nobody, and that I would be your easiest title defense; and yet both times I face you for the title, you choose to get yourself disqualified. Well, I guess now we know how easy I am. I guarantee you that the next time we meet for the title, you won't be able to get yourself disqualified. [/li][li] H.E.W. LADIES TITLE MATCH: TAI "KILLER" WEED defeated H.E.W. Ladies champion PORTIA PEREZ by disqualification when Portia repeatedly whipped Tai into the steel ring post. (Referee: Skeeter Muldoon)[/li][li] MAIN EVENT--STEEL CAGE MATCH FOR THE H.E.W. TAG TEAM TITLES: The A-SQUAD defeated the TINA LOVER'S CLUB to hold onto the H.E.W. Tag Team straps when Dean "The Dream" Jablonski pinned the Human Time Bomb with SWEET NIGHTMARES. (Referee: Heather Owens-Gonzales)[/li][/ul]
The next RUSH Television taping will be on Tuesday April 29. Will Ganger accept Maven's challenge to another match with the restraining order at stake? Come back next week and find out.
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