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Post by joebreakdown on Jan 6, 2019 15:00:22 GMT -5
FPW!...CLAP!...FPW!...CLAP!...FPW!...CLAP!...FPW!...CLAP!...😊 It’s coming...maybe Tuesday!! |
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Post by joebreakdown on Feb 19, 2019 10:18:35 GMT -5
"OOOOOOOOH!"
Are you ready for some 'Double Bubble Trouble?'
Do you miss the Wyld Studz and their 'Hot Body Oil Down?'
Why did Crockett & Tubbs show up?
Is 'Rowdy' Roddy Piper back in charge or did Jim Cornette out-smart him for good?
Did 'Exotic' Adrian Street capture the gold from Harley Race?
Why is Lanny Poffo 'Leaping Mad' at Jim Powers?
Has Jake 'The Druid' Milliman recovered from his bear-mauling?
IS HBWA STILL IN BUSINESS?!
All these questions and more will be answered real soon....
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Post by TTX on Feb 19, 2019 12:33:53 GMT -5
I'm sure we all hope HBWA is still in business.
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Post by Bri on Feb 19, 2019 14:31:34 GMT -5
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Post by joebreakdown on May 28, 2019 8:23:35 GMT -5
Coming soon......FPW & HBWA present: FATHER'S DAY FURY!It's back, the fourth annual Father's Day Fury Tag Team Tournament, featuring all your favourite Father & Son tag teams! Who will lift the trophy this year? Will it be The Windhams, The Valentines, The Ortons, The DiBiases? Will the Blanchards actually turn up this time? Can the Currys co-exist, or perhaps last year's surprise winners, The Daltons will hang on to the trophy?!
PLUS!
See all the roughest, toughest Pops do battle in the annual DAD'S CUP Battle Royale! Which Dad is the toughest? Who can last the longest? Who has a son that is so weak, so pathetic that his Poppa needs to go out there and show him what a REAL MAN is like?!
And, for the first time ever, we have the 'SON OFF' pre-show event where sets of sons battle each other to win the approval of their no-nonsense Daddy. Wanna win the affection of your Pater? Well man-up Junior, there ain't no tears here! Show your brother NO MERCY and earn the right to be your Father's tag team partner!
We're going to see Poffo Vs Poffo, Armstrong Vs Armstrong and Gilbert Vs Gilbert in what promises to be a hot preview of the what's to come.
Join us on JUNE 16th for the triumphant return of FPW & HBWA!
joebreakdown Kat Rana
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Post by Pariah on May 28, 2019 9:28:34 GMT -5
Coming soon......FPW & HBWA present: FATHER'S DAY FURY! This event is always a crowd pleaser! |
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Post by TTX on May 28, 2019 10:43:48 GMT -5
Looking forward to Father's Day Fury for sure.
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Post by Bri on Jun 3, 2019 6:55:32 GMT -5
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Post by cruefan68 on Jun 8, 2019 11:35:01 GMT -5
Coming soon......FPW & HBWA present: FATHER'S DAY FURY!It's back, the fourth annual Father's Day Fury Tag Team Tournament, featuring all your favourite Father & Son tag teams! Who will lift the trophy this year? Will it be The Windhams, The Valentines, The Ortons, The DiBiases? Will the Blanchards actually turn up this time? Can the Currys co-exist, or perhaps last year's surprise winners, The Daltons will hang on to the trophy?!
PLUS!
See all the roughest, toughest Pops do battle in the annual DAD'S CUP Battle Royale! Which Dad is the toughest? Who can last the longest? Who has a son that is so weak, so pathetic that his Poppa needs to go out there and show him what a REAL MAN is like?!
And, for the first time ever, we have the 'SON OFF' pre-show event where sets of sons battle each other to win the approval of their no-nonsense Daddy. Wanna win the affection of your Pater? Well man-up Junior, there ain't no tears here! Show your brother NO MERCY and earn the right to be your Father's tag team partner!
We're going to see Poffo Vs Poffo, Armstrong Vs Armstrong and Gilbert Vs Gilbert in what promises to be a hot preview of the what's to come.
Join us on JUNE 16th for the triumphant return of FPW & HBWA!
joebreakdown Kat Rana
Two words - CAN'T WAIT!!!
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Post by joebreakdown on Oct 29, 2019 16:34:11 GMT -5
H.B.W.A Presents: Late Night Wrestling
Studio Television Broadcast
Hosted by 'Precious' Paul Torissi , & Buddy Colt
HBWA is back after a long hiatus. The thing is, owners Don Johnson and Phillip Michael Thmas weren't cut out for running a wrasslin' territory. Espadrilles, pastel shades and Phil Collins albums didn't go down well in the spit n sawdust World of H.B-Dub so the Miami Vice Boys were given the old heave-ho quicker than you can say "when is Rick Rude going to get a colour card?" So we are back to where we were, or should be, I don't know...it's been a year and a lot has happened. So much so that I can't remember everything. So let's just pretend that it's still 1985, ok? Now let's get to the ring where 'Leaping' Lanny Poffo is holding a microphone and he's about to cut a promo on his former partner, Jim Powers...  Lanny Poffo- King of the 'Prince Valiant'Here is a verse for my former friendWho decided that vanity would bring to an endA partnership born many years agoDid blossom to glory, as well you do knowJim Powers and I, through thick and through thinHave stared at the lights (we rarely did win)But nevertheless, we wowed all our fansWith gymnastic ability, muscles (and tans)But one of us, blinded by imagined richesProvided by Bagwell, who has me in stichesFor Buff's not 'the stuff'The crowd to not careThey cheer for yours trulyand Koko B Ware!1. Lanny Poffo introduces his new partner, the ever-popular Koko B Ware, who jives to the ring with his terrified maccaw Frankie, clinging on for dear life on his bejewelled right hand. Next out, the aforementioned Jim Powers is joined by the narcissistic Buff Bagwell, to a chorus of jeers. Poffo and Ware waste no time in going to work on their vain opponents, taking the action outside where Powers cracks his former bestie with a steel chair. The referee is useless and misses the miscreant's actions and instead calls the ten count on the felled 'Leapster.' A sneaky win for the team of Powers and Bagwell. Winners: Buff Bagwell & Jim Powers
Jim Powers- he likes to get to the gym a lot.2. Tugboat Taylor has held the Television Title for what seems like a year and tonight he faces the maniacal Mad Dog Vachon with the strap on the line. Taylor has the crowd on his side as he uses his superior bulk to manhandle the elderly veteran. Taylor hits the Anchor Drop for toe, but Mad Dog gets his stout leg on the ropes. Vachon rallies and stuns Taylor with an airplane spin before hitting his awesome piledriver. Taylor gets his mullet trapped under his own head and can't escape the pin. It's all over and we have new TELEVISION CHAMPION!Winner: Mad Dog Vachon (Title Change) Backstage, the Yogi, Mike Love is with The Love Brothers (Reginald and Hartford.) They are all set crossed-legged on a large tye-dye cloth, whilst incense burns and a small tanned lad plucks out a tune on a sitar.... Mike Love: "Behold! Your next Tag Team Champions! Tonight, we face the team of Stan Lane and Bruiser Brody, otherwise known as The Fabulous Ones! They may be fabulous, but we are on another plane, Daddy! We are far out, outta sight and we can go all night. After we win tonight, we are going all the way to the top, and that means going after The Wyld Studz. I'm picking up some good vibrations and brother, they are giving me the EX-SIGH-TAY-SHUNS! Peace and love, peace and love..." Mike Love: Peace and love indeed... . 3. 'Sweet' Stane and Bruiser Brody strut to the ring as the female fans scream and shriek. One young lady falls to her knees after Brody embraces her with a sloppy kiss. These boys are hot and don't they know it?! The Love Brothers are out next to the strains of Transcendental Medication by The Beach Boys. The ringside crowd begin to cough with the clouds of patchouli emitting from Mike Love's incense burner. The Fabs waste no time in going to work on their hippy-drippy opponents. Brody uses his power to send Reginald spinning out of the ring whilst Lane winks at a hottie front row ringside. Brody is unstoppable as his windmills through Hartford, but he's stopped in his tracks as Mike Love slides in the ring and begs for Brody to shwo mercy. Brody contemplates the prospect for a spit second before he lays a boot into Mike Love's mid-section! Love tumbles out of the ring as the fans cheer! Lane hits the ring and the Fabs deliver a double hip toss to Reginald. Lane makes the cover but Hartford breaks the fall. Brody is incensed and enters the ring, swinging a large chain. He clocks Hartford and the refereee calls for the bell! The Love Brothers win, much to the dismay of the crowd! They will face the Wyld Studz ( Randy Rose & Marty Jannetty) next time out with the Tag Team Titles on the line! Winners: The Love Brothers (#1 Contenders) 4. Former Television Champion Greg 'The Hammer' Valentine is in action next against the unpredicatable 'Duke Of Dorchester' Pete Doherty. The wild man from Dorchester steals a march on the notoriously slow-started Valentine and clubbers him from behind before hitting a clumsy top rope splash. Valentine kicks out and vacates the ring to regroup. When he returns, it's all business as he systematically picks apart his inferior opponent. Valentine nails DOherty with a clothesline before applying the deadly figure-four leg lock and it's all over. A comfortable victory for 'The Hammer.'Winner: Greg ValentineNext up, a promo video is aired, showcasing the mildly-popular Brutus Beefcake. Beefcake is seen being undressed by an older man in a half empty nightclub. A dated soundtrack plays as Beefcake dances uncomfortable until the older gent helps him remove his long gloves. After what seems like an age, 'Beefer' is down to a thong and is thrusting his crotch towards a middle aged lady in over-sized glasses. It's all a bit too much for Beefcake who looks depressed about the whole spectacle. He'll be in action next week against John Tolos! Brutus Beefcake: Male prostitute? 5. Slim, luxuriously-haired youngster Chaz Taylor awaits in the ring for his opponent. The crowd explode as international star Stan Hansen maraudes down the ramp, swinging a cowbell on the end of a rope. Hanson doesn't even bother removing his chaps as he pummels the outclassed Taylor- finishing him with a pair of lariats. The contest is over in the matter of minutes. Medics check on Taylor who is helped to the back. Hanson takes the mic and demands a match with Heavyweight Champion Harley Race on next week's show! Instead of getting Race, Hanson is greeting with a much different prospect... 'Exotic' Adrian Street- There's something very strange.... Street: "My dear, you look awfully angry! I mean, it must be very confusing for you, having to wrestle with your emotions like that! If you're looking for Harley Race, I'm sorry to inform you but he's not here! I've been looking for him myself. You see, I'm the number one contendor around here, so you are just going to have to wait your turn! But I telll you what I am going to do- I'm going to put in a good word for you and make sure you have a front row seat for my match with Harley Race next week, and if you're a good boy, I may just give you a shot at MY belt when I am CHAMPION! You know what they say....there's something VERY STRANGE about a cowboy!"
Winner: Stan Hansen
Another video package airs, this time from the local hospital where 'The Druid' Jake Milliman is recovering from being accidently sedated at the hands of the local police department. Milliman appears to be in a trance and is still unable to communicate. Will we ever see him in action again? Does anybody care? Find out next week as we finally here from the maniacal Hillbilly Jim, who appears to have possessed poor Milliman recently.  Jake Milliman- it's his turkey... 6. S.D Jones is a popular figure in HBWA and tonight he takes on another newcomer to the territory, Boris Zhukov. Jones is all smiles and his bobs and weaves, keeping out of reach of his clumsy 'Russian' opponent. Zhukov looks out of sorts and despite hitting a vicious double axe handle, he's out-worked by the Philly native. Jones lands a body slam and a piledriver to pick up a surprisingly victory. The crowd pop and Jones shuffles about a bit and does a little dance. Winner: S.D Jones 7. The #1 Contender to Harley Race's Heavyweight Championship is 'Exotic' Adrian Street and the man billed from the Roya Forest Of Dean struts his way to the ring, accompanied by his valet, Miss Linda. Street makes very short work of his opponent, George South in what is no more than a tune up match. South is durable and it kicks out of of a couple of pins before the Dafodil finally puts him away. After the match, Miss Linda helps Street apply lipstick to his fallen foe. Suddenly, Stan Hansen storms to the ring, swinging his cowbell once more. Street bails from the ring and throws Miss Linda in front of his attacker. Hansen grabs Lins by the hair and just as he is about to strike her, Street blasts him with a chair. Hansen buckles and Miss Linda removes an atomiser from her purse and sprays the contents into the eyes of Hansen. Hansen paws at his face in pain before Street traps him in a painful 'sugar hold' on floor. Miss Linda reahces for her lipstick and sloppily smears the pink make up across the smacker of Hansen! The show goes off the air as Street preens and prances his way to the dressing room. Winner: 'Exotic' Adrian Street
Next week:
Harley Race will put his title on the line against 'Exotic' Adrian Street. Street has offered a ringside seat to Stan Hansen. Will the tough Texan accept? The Wyld Studz are back in action against Mike Love's Love Brothers. With the Tag Team Titles on the line, it's sure to be a hot contest! What happened to the Road Warriors, you may ask? Well, after Hawk disgraced himself at the Studz 'victory party,' they've fled to Japan. You won't be seeing them next week, but you will be seeing..... Buff Bagwell & Jim Powers! Also in action will be Brutus Beefcake versus John Tolos, Koko B Ware verus Greg Valentine and Terry Gordy verus Stan Lane! PLUS!! We will here from Hillbilly Jim, Jim Cornette and a man who pretends to be Russian! And MUCH, MUCH MORE!! Join us next week on your local TV station! Quick Results: Bagwell & Powers over Ware & Poffo Mad Dog Vahcon over Tugboat Taylor (Television Title) Love Brothers over The Fabulous Ones Greg Valentine over Duke Doherty Stan Hansen over Chaz Taylor SD Jones over Boris Zhukov Adrian Street over George South ******** |
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