Post by Bri on Oct 27, 2016 8:05:31 GMT -5
WIWF Card 2 1/2 - The Six Degrees of Decapitation Results Part 1 of 3 - brought to you by Renegades Fishing Granades - Transforms 8 hours into 8 seconds. Renegade says - "Why don't you fish like a Neptunian Man for once!"
WIWF Announcement: Chief Justice Massif has had a change of heart. The suddenly mellower Chief Justice (now refered to as Triple M - "Much Mellower Massif" by WIWF Owner Sky Low Low) has decided to take a vacation. Instead of refereeing tonights matches, he has decided to release the Aethran prisioners Manslaughter and Thunder into the WIWF's custody. Their original match to determine who shall be the referee for this evening shall kick off the scheduled matches for tonight and proceed as planned.
Jim Solie - Good evening Everybody, I'm Jim Solie...And that means Im Gorilla Ventura...Welcome To The WIWF Pay Per View Evenr - Six Degrees Of Decapitation, to determine who will be crowned as The WIWF Minister Of War. Viewer discretion is advised, The WIWF is just simply, not responsible.
(During the process of the two Aethran prisioners (adorning orange prisioner overalls) are each uncuffed and escorted into the ring, as well as Manslaughters entrance - Judas Priests Some Heads Are Gonna Roll and during Thunders Entrance - Black Sabbaths' song Black Sabbath blasts through the packed arena, the following discussions occur:)
JS - Gorilla I dont know about this Aethran beer Oblivion, I dont drink?
GV - Jimbo, its hands down the best beer I've ever tasted...Ever.
JS - Is it strong? How come I cant see at all through this? Even holding it up to the light?
GV - What you are seeing...is its raw flavor. You can actually see how good it tastes. You have to have a bottle with me buddy, the night just wouldn't be complete , and besides we may need a drink soon after some of these matches
JS - 37% alcohol, is that high for beer?
GV - ...No, its on the lower side actually.
JS - Okay. Here we go.
GV - Cheers Jimbo.
1/2. Manslaughter with Commissioner Xaphan vs Thunder with Commissioner Tyler Silvermane.
Manslaughter and Thunder circled each other in the ring as the Commissioners kept their eyes on everybody else, including the opposing Commissioner. Thunders edge on speed and agility quickly allowed him to control the offense at the beginning of the match. But despite his maneuverability, Manslaughters defensive performance was stunning. Gorilla Ventura commented on this is the first time I have ever seen violent defensive prowess. Manslaughter was very dialed up for this match. Gorilla said, he must be on roids. Jim said, The Aethrans are pure warriors, with a toxicity...I mean a ferocity that we just haven't seen before. The only roids in this arena tonight are the ones ur sitting on Gorilla. Gorilla said, Your having another already? Why not...this stuff is damn tasty. Manslaughter then controlled the offense. A Throat Slam Suplex and (2) Snack Crack Pops - backbreakers across the knee set up Manslaughters most powerful attack, Heads Will Roll - A unforgiving Cobra Clutch Suplex. Tyler Silvermane tried to distract this nights back up referee Torin Caelum but it didnt work. He knew Thunder was done, and The Overmasters side cant win, as he charged the ring rolling Manslaughter off of Thunder, Torin Caelum did not hesitate and disqualified Thunder. Silvermanes entrance into the fray promted Xaphan into it and at one point it was a two on two brawl. Lots if bad blood already not only between the wrestlers but the Commissioners as well, in fact, they outbrawled the Aethrans at this point. (Manslaughter wins and is awarded the right to referee tonights matches, Thunder has to stay under guard backstage).
1. Havoc vs Brute - Fight The Power Match - (A clear electro magnetic wave field encircles the ring that also has a very strong repelling force). The first match was a fairly loud affair for all, as will all of the upcoming matches will be, but for Havoc and Brute, the silence was deafening inside the encased ring. The match started with Havoc planting a high kick to the jaw of Brute, which shook his head to the side. What precisely happened next was only seen by a few but heard by none in attendance. Brute quickly recovered, grabbed Havoc and threw him into the barrier, which some say Manslaughter may have increased the repelling power of the encircling field via his hand held pocket control at the precise time the basically airborn Havoc collided head and neck first into the barrier. His head and neck spun furiously on impact and he rebounded back through the air, landing in the middle of the ring. Manslaughter smiled as Brute grabbed a bruised and stunned Havoc and performed a Gladiator Piledriver on him and went for the cover. Brute pinned Havoc, the count was quite fast.
2. Paralyze vs Massacre - Texas/Titan Death Match.
The announcers were feeling no pain and Jim as well couldnt feel his feet as this second match started. This match offered a cart blanc on criminal activity and Massacre had some real bad ass ideas. But when these two hooked up colar and elbow to a rabid 2/3rds Aethran, 1/3rd Earthling crowd of approximately 50 thousand, Paralyze had some ideas of his own. Paralyzes monstrous strength overpowered Massacre. He Gladiator Piledrove Massacre into a state of disorientation. Paralyze was dialed up as well but didnt want to jerk around, he wanted to even the score. Paralyzes finisher - The Paralyzer, a falling neckbreaker from the top rope destroyed Massacre. Massacre was twitching from a fetal position as Paralyze covered him. Manslaughters count suddenly went to half of the count speed of the prior match. Paralyze remedied this via a murderous stare that suddenly made Manslaughters count speed level out. (Paralyze pins Massacre - putting the score at (Overmaster 1, Santon 1). Massacre left the ring in a neckbrace.
3. Santon The Loner vs The Aethran Overmaster - Milky Way Falls Count Anywhere Match.
Santon went for a quick kill here early in the match with a Running Clothesline that floored The Overmaster. Santon scored a quick 1 count. He then tossed The Overmaster outside of the ring. As he landed on the arena floor, he thought to himself that there was no other place he'd rather be at this point. When Santon reached him, The Overmaster recovered and turned the tables on Santon, smashing Santons skull on the top of the security barrier, breaking Santons head open and dropping him to the ground. The Overmaster then picked Santon effortlessly up, pushed apart the barrier and carried Santon into the crowd. Jack Nicholson was a few rows over with a young woman and was heard saying, "This isn't going to end well". The Overmaster found what he was looking for and executes a Reverse Shoulderbreaker on Santon on top of a cinderblock by the opposite fan side of the barrier. The Overmaster grabbed Santons now limp body and carried him back into the ring. He draped Santon over the ropes in the corner and slowly walked across to the opposite corner of the ring. The crowd that was howling before had now grown eerily silent. Like they were about to witness an execution. The Overmaster charged and on this rare occassion, leaves the ground just before impact and hits the lifeless Santon with his finisher - Reign of The Overmaster - apropos - A Running Decapitator. The sound of the impact and Santons neck cracking was simply horrific. Santon collapsed unconsciously to the mat. The Overmaster stepped on Santon with one boot for the cover. (Overmaster 2, Santon 1). Santon was brought immediately but of course with care to the hospital wing via wheel chair.
Ordinarily, the security goes into Gladiator Mode, the highest level of match security the WIWF has (for now). But this evening, they are being left to their own devices as agreed upon. Except for of course the crew of armed guards watching a proud Manslaughter and a pissed Thunder backstage, whom has definitely just concocted something in his mind as he stands up in the locker room.
Gorilla Ventura - Hi everybody, at this point we are going to slegway into our WIWF Half Time Show and try to get Jim some.....(hiccup).coffee.
Jim Solie - What he said...Wheres my Penny?
Soon To Come - An inebriated Half Time Show, Penny Banner joins the announcing crew for the rest of the evening, at least three more matches and the Crowning of The WIWF Minister Of War.
(Sorry all, have to do this in stages - so much occurred) Bri
WIWF Announcement: Chief Justice Massif has had a change of heart. The suddenly mellower Chief Justice (now refered to as Triple M - "Much Mellower Massif" by WIWF Owner Sky Low Low) has decided to take a vacation. Instead of refereeing tonights matches, he has decided to release the Aethran prisioners Manslaughter and Thunder into the WIWF's custody. Their original match to determine who shall be the referee for this evening shall kick off the scheduled matches for tonight and proceed as planned.
Jim Solie - Good evening Everybody, I'm Jim Solie...And that means Im Gorilla Ventura...Welcome To The WIWF Pay Per View Evenr - Six Degrees Of Decapitation, to determine who will be crowned as The WIWF Minister Of War. Viewer discretion is advised, The WIWF is just simply, not responsible.
(During the process of the two Aethran prisioners (adorning orange prisioner overalls) are each uncuffed and escorted into the ring, as well as Manslaughters entrance - Judas Priests Some Heads Are Gonna Roll and during Thunders Entrance - Black Sabbaths' song Black Sabbath blasts through the packed arena, the following discussions occur:)
JS - Gorilla I dont know about this Aethran beer Oblivion, I dont drink?
GV - Jimbo, its hands down the best beer I've ever tasted...Ever.
JS - Is it strong? How come I cant see at all through this? Even holding it up to the light?
GV - What you are seeing...is its raw flavor. You can actually see how good it tastes. You have to have a bottle with me buddy, the night just wouldn't be complete , and besides we may need a drink soon after some of these matches
JS - 37% alcohol, is that high for beer?
GV - ...No, its on the lower side actually.
JS - Okay. Here we go.
GV - Cheers Jimbo.
1/2. Manslaughter with Commissioner Xaphan vs Thunder with Commissioner Tyler Silvermane.
Manslaughter and Thunder circled each other in the ring as the Commissioners kept their eyes on everybody else, including the opposing Commissioner. Thunders edge on speed and agility quickly allowed him to control the offense at the beginning of the match. But despite his maneuverability, Manslaughters defensive performance was stunning. Gorilla Ventura commented on this is the first time I have ever seen violent defensive prowess. Manslaughter was very dialed up for this match. Gorilla said, he must be on roids. Jim said, The Aethrans are pure warriors, with a toxicity...I mean a ferocity that we just haven't seen before. The only roids in this arena tonight are the ones ur sitting on Gorilla. Gorilla said, Your having another already? Why not...this stuff is damn tasty. Manslaughter then controlled the offense. A Throat Slam Suplex and (2) Snack Crack Pops - backbreakers across the knee set up Manslaughters most powerful attack, Heads Will Roll - A unforgiving Cobra Clutch Suplex. Tyler Silvermane tried to distract this nights back up referee Torin Caelum but it didnt work. He knew Thunder was done, and The Overmasters side cant win, as he charged the ring rolling Manslaughter off of Thunder, Torin Caelum did not hesitate and disqualified Thunder. Silvermanes entrance into the fray promted Xaphan into it and at one point it was a two on two brawl. Lots if bad blood already not only between the wrestlers but the Commissioners as well, in fact, they outbrawled the Aethrans at this point. (Manslaughter wins and is awarded the right to referee tonights matches, Thunder has to stay under guard backstage).
1. Havoc vs Brute - Fight The Power Match - (A clear electro magnetic wave field encircles the ring that also has a very strong repelling force). The first match was a fairly loud affair for all, as will all of the upcoming matches will be, but for Havoc and Brute, the silence was deafening inside the encased ring. The match started with Havoc planting a high kick to the jaw of Brute, which shook his head to the side. What precisely happened next was only seen by a few but heard by none in attendance. Brute quickly recovered, grabbed Havoc and threw him into the barrier, which some say Manslaughter may have increased the repelling power of the encircling field via his hand held pocket control at the precise time the basically airborn Havoc collided head and neck first into the barrier. His head and neck spun furiously on impact and he rebounded back through the air, landing in the middle of the ring. Manslaughter smiled as Brute grabbed a bruised and stunned Havoc and performed a Gladiator Piledriver on him and went for the cover. Brute pinned Havoc, the count was quite fast.
2. Paralyze vs Massacre - Texas/Titan Death Match.
The announcers were feeling no pain and Jim as well couldnt feel his feet as this second match started. This match offered a cart blanc on criminal activity and Massacre had some real bad ass ideas. But when these two hooked up colar and elbow to a rabid 2/3rds Aethran, 1/3rd Earthling crowd of approximately 50 thousand, Paralyze had some ideas of his own. Paralyzes monstrous strength overpowered Massacre. He Gladiator Piledrove Massacre into a state of disorientation. Paralyze was dialed up as well but didnt want to jerk around, he wanted to even the score. Paralyzes finisher - The Paralyzer, a falling neckbreaker from the top rope destroyed Massacre. Massacre was twitching from a fetal position as Paralyze covered him. Manslaughters count suddenly went to half of the count speed of the prior match. Paralyze remedied this via a murderous stare that suddenly made Manslaughters count speed level out. (Paralyze pins Massacre - putting the score at (Overmaster 1, Santon 1). Massacre left the ring in a neckbrace.
3. Santon The Loner vs The Aethran Overmaster - Milky Way Falls Count Anywhere Match.
Santon went for a quick kill here early in the match with a Running Clothesline that floored The Overmaster. Santon scored a quick 1 count. He then tossed The Overmaster outside of the ring. As he landed on the arena floor, he thought to himself that there was no other place he'd rather be at this point. When Santon reached him, The Overmaster recovered and turned the tables on Santon, smashing Santons skull on the top of the security barrier, breaking Santons head open and dropping him to the ground. The Overmaster then picked Santon effortlessly up, pushed apart the barrier and carried Santon into the crowd. Jack Nicholson was a few rows over with a young woman and was heard saying, "This isn't going to end well". The Overmaster found what he was looking for and executes a Reverse Shoulderbreaker on Santon on top of a cinderblock by the opposite fan side of the barrier. The Overmaster grabbed Santons now limp body and carried him back into the ring. He draped Santon over the ropes in the corner and slowly walked across to the opposite corner of the ring. The crowd that was howling before had now grown eerily silent. Like they were about to witness an execution. The Overmaster charged and on this rare occassion, leaves the ground just before impact and hits the lifeless Santon with his finisher - Reign of The Overmaster - apropos - A Running Decapitator. The sound of the impact and Santons neck cracking was simply horrific. Santon collapsed unconsciously to the mat. The Overmaster stepped on Santon with one boot for the cover. (Overmaster 2, Santon 1). Santon was brought immediately but of course with care to the hospital wing via wheel chair.
Ordinarily, the security goes into Gladiator Mode, the highest level of match security the WIWF has (for now). But this evening, they are being left to their own devices as agreed upon. Except for of course the crew of armed guards watching a proud Manslaughter and a pissed Thunder backstage, whom has definitely just concocted something in his mind as he stands up in the locker room.
Gorilla Ventura - Hi everybody, at this point we are going to slegway into our WIWF Half Time Show and try to get Jim some.....(hiccup).coffee.
Jim Solie - What he said...Wheres my Penny?
Soon To Come - An inebriated Half Time Show, Penny Banner joins the announcing crew for the rest of the evening, at least three more matches and the Crowning of The WIWF Minister Of War.
(Sorry all, have to do this in stages - so much occurred) Bri
