WIWF - What If Wrestling Federation

[Pariah]

Haha! Thantos is the Gamemaster and the Breaker of 'Things'... Very cool!

[Bri]

Thantos has been very cautious since being in The WIWF. Just about when he was to put plans and maneuvers into action, thats when The Intervention occurred.

The 4 wrestling gods - Competition, Greed, Drama and Lust actually were all present albeit briefly within The WIWF to institute these and all the changes across the universe.

At that very moment, The Gamemaster realized, the entire game has changed.

So, he took a step back...watched the other players on the board carefully...made his decision and is now making his checkmate attempt.

In this WIWF universe, The Dominion are just other puppets for the gods.

By the time this is over, if it goes as Thantos is planning we could call him Gamemaster, Code Breaker or even Master Of Puppets, (new entrance song for sure).

He is also attempting to get the dangerous Amok on his side - in the words of Robert Plant - All will be revealed...

Thanks very much for you're following along with me down this long strange trip and you're inspiring words and current GWF fed inspiration.

Go Beast Rider!

Bri

[Bri]

From Sly Drurys Office beneath the WIWF complex:

Drury - "Yes I tried that as well...they didn't budge...they don't want them...Burning Man is here yes...I'll say...he's got a title shot for Champion Of The Extreme in a couple of days...what?...Rikidozan...a world champion from The Earth...not too sure but he won the battle royal so he's gotta...yes...alright I will...Shayne?...yes he has a title match coming up as well...He's defending his title...Champion Of The Universe...yeah I know...He either out maneuvered or out thought some real monsters in this fed...some of them you wouldnt believe...yep...thats what I...Zaratticus can do that...yes...in both matches that could definitely work...Ok...I'll make the arrangements...right...undetectable...Ok...when are you sending me more wrestlers?...can you be more specific...All right!...relax..."

Drury then turned off his untracable communicator and left the office complex. On his way to Zaratticus's store and dwelling in downtown Center Of The Universe, he was constantly thinking.

Enchanting and Cursing those two title belts is gonna be pricey. Their big on demands but very short on cash. But if I'm going to stay on track with becoming one of them and then eventually calling the shots, I gotta keep them happy...for the time being...build up trust...

Also gotta watch Kagirinai, hes too dialed in to whats going on here. Gonna have to fix that.

[Bri]

From The WIWF Owners Office:

Little Beaver - "What is that thing?"

Sky Low Low (as he opens the door of a cylindrical booth set just behind and to the right of Sky Low Low's desk) - "Remember that old Woody Allen movie 'Sleeper?'

Little Beaver - "No...its a movie prop?"

Sky Low Low - "Better...it's the real thing...meet our new orgasmatron!"

Little Beaver - "Sky...why did you...never mind...we have to stop all this insane spending"

Sky Low Low - "Beav...we just made a killing!...not only do we have a solution to the Aethran thing that has a lot of zeros in it...we just allowed about 10 different feds across the universe to purchase a presence at The Center Of The Universe...for the rights to sell their merchandise as well as add a free wrestler from their fed to ours. When you got it use it!".

Little Beaver - "Yes, but they all also get a piece of each gate now"

Sky Low Low - "A piece of a piece"

Little Beaver - "Whatever...but first the Aethran Minister Of War now we are selling more slices of our pie".

Sky Low Low - "For about quadruple our original cost"

Little Beaver - "Just please...do me a favor...take it easy on the spending ok"

Sky Low Low - "Your right...ok...after the orgasmatron thats it".

Little Beaver - "Where did you get that thing"

Sky Low Low - "Scrapheap...hes a semi programable genius...after I layed out the idea for him he actually said...If I build it they will come...I was hysterical"

Little Beaver - "I dont get it...nevermind about that now...we got a call today...From Wince McCant"

Sky Low Low - "What does that nut want?"

Little Beaver - "He wants to offer us a supposedly extremely lucrative deal...Massif is going to sit in with us on this one to hear him out"

Sky Low Low - "When is the meeting?

Little Beaver - "9am tomorrow"

Sky Low Low - "Were going to be hungover tomorrow...remember were going with The Bulk to that new Aethran Bar...The Severed Head".

Little Beaver - "Oh yeah...Ill have just one"

Sky Low Low - "Yep me too"

Little Beaver - "I think its similar to the other feds...but he may want to offer us a partnership with him...Im thinking he wants to buy up much more than the others"

Sky Low Low - "Austin better be part of this...or at least Sammartino".

[Bri]

WIWF Card # 2 Results - Part 1 of 2

1. Bruiser Brody vs Omega of Cetus.

Brody lunged at Omega from behind a split second before the bell but it was as if Omega sensed him coming. Omega quickly reversed Brodys short offense and went on a swift counter attack. Omega executed a Flying Legdrop scoring a 2 count and a Cosmic War Dance for a 2 and 1/2 count. Brody slid out of the ring and feigned exhaustion. When Omega came out to continue his assault, Brody caught him by suprise with a headbutt to his temple. He never looked back. He outbrawled and overpowered Omega. When he Powerslammed Omega onto the arena floor, Snafu the ref had seen enough and disqualified Brody.(Omegas rating +18, Brodys rating -18)

2. Kevin Steen vs Wolf.

After the lock up, Steen uses his strength to get Wolf in a clinch and started pummeling him with hockey fight style punches and hammerfists to Wolfs skull. Clint Eastwood (who was first row ringside), heard him say, "Your Ass Is Mine". In the middle of his next word, Wolf breaks the clinch and with supernatural speed executes a Wolf Skull Crusher followed by a Savage Face Claw that got more intense the louder Wolf howled. Steen, howling now himself just barely makes it to the ropes forcing Wolf to release the hold. Steen collapses in the middle of the ring. As he tries to make it to his feet attempting to wipe the blood from his eyes, Wolf smelling victory executes a perfect End Of The Hunt a flying double foot stomp from the top rope. Gorilla Ventura immediately said, "Circle gets the square...this one's over", as Wolf covered Steen for a three count. (Wolfs rating +32, Steens rating -32).

3. Raechel Killian vs Sinful with Count Necros.

As Killian simply paces back and forth in the ring, Sinful with The Count at her side makes her entrance to Black Sabbaths "Lady Evil" blasting through the p.a. system. Jim Solie seems confused as his pen starts to roll to his left. He was about to ask Gorilla Ventura why their desk is now slightly higher on his co-announcers side when the match begins. Killian and Sinful exchange back hands and some quick reversals. Sinful has the height and the agility on Killian, but the bluish grey fierce - but attractive looking Killian has the strength. She looks like a genie who just broke out of her own bottle. Killian executes her powerful Gold Tear Suplex - a suplex by the head, arm and in the case of her opponent, the hair for a near three count. The Count seems suprised and Sinful seems stunned. Killian follows it quickly up with her finisher Cold Justice - a lifted double underhook followed by dropping Sinfuls neck onto Killians knee. Sinful kicks out at the 2 & 1/2 count. The Count seems worried. As Killian now hits her finisher again, Sinful is down for the...suddenly Killian feels someone yanking her long hair braid, painfully jerking her head back which breaks the pin attempt. Killian turns around to find no one, but The Count staring at her from the outside opposite side of the ring, resting his hands on his cane, pupilless and unblinking. To Snafu's credit, he warned The Count that he will disqualify Sinful if...then he quickly saw Killian cover a wiped out Sinful and got in position for the 3 count. The third finisher definitely was Cold Justice. (Killians rating +28, Sinfuls rating -28).

4. Turmoil with The Leveler vs The Champ.

Motley Crues live cover recording of "Anarchy in The U.K." announced Turmoils presence as he ran to the ring, looking absolutely possessed as The Leveler followed, lumbering behind him. As the music switched over to Eminems "Lose Yourself", a wrestler who appeared to be John Cena made his way to the ring to mixed reactions by the males in attendance. But the ladies loved him. He didn't bounce around the ring, he just simply and slowly made his way to the ring, like a bull sizing up his opponent. He took the thick steel chain with adorning padlock off of his head and looped it over the ring post closest to the announcers and the bell rang. As they locked up, The Champ overpowered Turmoil, back handed and mocked him. Here marks the end of The Champs offense during this match. The hellish assault Turmoil unleashed on this man was mythic. The women seemed upset, but most of the men cheered. One of the ropes was completely broken during one of the many, many aerial assaults, and the ringside area was now less one chair and one table. Jim Solie remarked that Turmoil was a bit extreme. Gorilla Ventura without hesitation labelled him as fn nuts. Turmoil was bleeding worse than the Champ was when after peeling him off of the broken table he dragged him back inside the ring for the pin. Snafu was going to disqialify Turmoil twice, but both times thought maybe that wasn't a good idea. This is part of the reason why the WIWF needed an Aethran to referee the Six Degrees Of Decapitation. (Turmoils rating +30, The Champs rating -30).

5. Gerik The Gifted and Kavan with Zaratticus vs The Greek Gods with Eris and Minion

Actagon almost had this match won early, almost winning via his Grecian Sleeper Grip on Gerik The Gifted. Gerik foiled Actagons attempted deathjump, tossed him into the ring and quickly applied his own finisher Kneel Before Gerik - repeated punches to the gut followed by a paralyzing nerve grip from behind. But Actagon was able to make it to the ropes, but not for the second one. Proteus charged the center of the ring but was quickly speared by Kavan. Eris moved to interfere but found her feet somehow temporarily stuck to the arena floor. Zaratticus's staff was pointed straight at her from the adjacent side of the ring. But Minion, with a scramble, made it into the ring and punted Gerik in the head, forcing him to break the hold. As Snafu eventually restored order after a visual overload of activity, Actagon recovered before the stunned Gerik, mounted the top rope and hit what would have been a perfect Deathjump on Gerik, but Snafu was in the way and Actagon collided with him knocking him unconscious. While Actagon is distracted and confused Gerik scored a near fall with his Crucifix Driver. While Snafu is still out cold, Gerik executes his finisher once again and it would have forced Actagon to tap out except that; Proteus elbow dropped him, breaking up the attempt and Snafu was still out cold. Proteus tags in with Actagon and Eris taps Minion to get his attention and points under the ring. Minion quickly scrambles under the ring. Kavan sensing trouble bolts around the ring to Eris's side to attack and she pulls out a crucifix, paralyzing the vampire in his tracks. Gerik now has Proteus in his paralyzing nerve grip finisher, but Proteus powerfully breaks the hold. Gerik with unbelievable tenacity traps him again in the hold. With Snafu still out cold, we see Zaratticus with a victorious sneer...until suddenly his staff was pulled away from him and disappears under the ring. A completely livid Zaratticus, goes underneath the ring chasing after his staff. Here Proteus now would have tapped out had a recovering Actagon not swept his legs out from under him and tagged back in. Actagon now swept Geriks legs again and went for a cover. Snafu was starting to move, but wasnt up yet. Eris was furiously pressing the crucifix into a growling Kavans forehead, burning its shape into it. Minion comes out of the other side of the ring and bolts back up the locker room ramp with a firm grasp on Zaratticus's staff. Gerik kicks out, and rolls out of the ring colliding with Eris, knocking her out. Zaratticus comes up out of the ring chasing after Minion, back to the locker rooms. Gerik tags out, collapsing to his knees to Kavan who enters the ring as Proteus quickly tries to revive his manager and girlfriend. Actagon immediately traps Kavan in his Grecian Sleeper Grip, but Kavan makes it to the ropes just as Snafu is conscious and forces Actagon to break the hold. Another Grecian Sleeper by Actagon but also another trip to the ropes and Snafu orders him to break the hold. Proteus has revived Eris and helps her back to their corner of the ring, but not before powerslamming Gerik onto the arena floor during the foiled submission attempt. Actagons Backward Leg Sweep combined with Proteus's flying tackle on Gerik who tried to interfere was finally enough for Actagon to roll up a scared Kavan for the three count. The fans went monumentally ape. Ten seconds left on the clock. In the words of David Lee Roth, it was all over but the shouting. (Greek gods rating +48, Gerik and Kavans rating -48).

More results and developments to follow.

[Bri]

WIWF Card # 2 Results - Part 2 of 2:

6. Thrash with The Leveler vs Penny Banner with Serenity.

Penny Banner was hoping from leg to leg staying loose awaiting her opponent. A conversation between Calm and a concerned Jim Solie is what prompted Calms girlfriend Serenity, (also an Aethtan), to accompany Banner to this one. To Billy Idols Rebel Yell, Thrash entered the ring with the Leveler in her corner. Thrash seemed particularly dialed up for this match. Banners endurance during the match was awesome. With every Brainbuster Bludgeon, Gladiator Pliedriver and Femme Fatal finisher - a Powerslam into a Gut Buster Drop - by Thrash, Banner kept kicking out. Serenity very much admired her heart. Serenity also knew that she had to keep her cool, because in between attacks, Thrash had alot to say to her. What almost made Serenity snapped was Thrash yelling at her and calling her a cowardly half breed. What actually made Serenity loose control was when a battered and bloody Penny Banner was slowly making it back to her feet after a 2 count kick out, Thrash turned her back to Banner...looked right at Serenity and yelled, "Eben blondie has more heart than you!". With that Thrash turned her back to Serenity to face Banner and then promptly found herself in a Crippling Crossface Chickenwing. Serenity had heard enough and after Snafu couldn't get her to release the hold, he had seen enough. As something of Thrashes cracked via Serenities hold and The Levelers invisible beam from his cannon like arm just missed Banners head, Snafu disqialified Banner due to the interference. A formative all female security force eventually separated everybody and restored order. (Thrashs rating +15, Banners rating -15).

7. Thantos and Encubus with Morpheus vs Cutthroat and The Beast with Tyler Silvermane.

Cutthroat and The Beast were once tight with Xaphan and his people. Once part of Xaphans group The Unholy and the only tag team Xaphan managed, he then dropped them cold after the Intervention. Cutthroat and the Beast were always extreme, but now they are seeking revenge on top of that. Tyler Silvermane, who is increasingly at odds with Xaphan, especially over the Aethran Situation, has stepped in to take the reigns. Xaphan now manages a team of his former horsemen Von Mahkrieg and Rak'ashan who call themselves Heresy. Only a matter of time before they collide. For this match, toe to toe, one on one, Thantos and Encubus can more than likely defeat Cutthroat and The Beast, but in tag team situations, their opponents are one of the best. Cutthroat and The Beast used strategic tagging, interfering and double teaming to the nth degree to win this match, not to mention their team finisher Primal Fear - The Beast had Encubus in a Military Press and Cutthroat leaps off the top rope and grabbed Encubus by the neck for a reverse neckbreaker. They largely kept Thantos out of the match, except for when he ran around the ring to defend Encubus who was being ambushed by the non legal man Cutthroat, as fathers do. When Morpheus saw Silvermane possibly about to interfere and attack Thantos in turn, Morpheus got in between Silvermane and Thantos. Thats what managers do, thought Thantos. Thats also what biological fathers should do, thought Morpheus, even unknown ones. (Cutthroat & The Beast rating +50, Thantos and Encubus rating -50).

8. End of Days with Abroz vs Azrael.

The only way Azrael wanted to approach this match was to use his superior maneuverability and supernatural endurance in order to wear End Of Days down. And thats exactly what he did. He didn't go toe to toe, he couldnt, most if not all cant. All End Of Days wanted to do was take him out with one move. Azrael stayed on offense for most of the match and did wear him down, but had a hard time wearing him down all the way. End Of Days landed brutal offenses, but before he could build momentum and take it to the next level, Azrael was able to counter it. What saved End Of Days from definitely losing the match cleanlt was a timely distraction and an effective interference. Abrozs Eyes of Death was the differencw, breaking up Azraels final pin attempt and allowing End Of Days to quickly counter with a Trajectory Of Doom for the win. (End of Days rating +28, Azraels rating -28).

9. Manslaughter vs Thunder - Special Referee Entitlement Match:

Unfortunately - this match had to be cancelled. The WIWF issued an announcement that apologizes for this sincetely. The only information that has been confirmed is that somewhere en route to The WIWF arena, both Manslaughter and Thunder engaged in an altercation and as a result both have been arrested. More to follow as soon as information is made available.

10. UNIVERSAL TITLE MATCH - CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE EXTREME TITLE:

Champion Rikidozan defends his title against Burning Man in a 15 foot high Steel Cage. No one allowed at ringside, first wrestler to escape the cage wins the title.

One of the strangest steel cage matches ever. Burning Man secretes a substantial amount of steam/smoke and haze from his body. At times, the opponent just cant see him at all due to the obstructed view. In general, the haze will dissipate. But due to the steel cage enclosure, the haze seemed to linger and last much more than usual. At first you saw both Rikidizan and Burning Man wrestling in a somewhat normal fashion. But as the match went on, they turned into silhouettes, and then a while longer, you just heard them hit the canvas and taking turns slamming each other and raking each others faces into and across the cage. From time to time you saw bloodier and bloodier Burning Mans and Rikidozans climbing up the cage only to be grabbed, caught halfway up the cage or thrown off of the top of the cage back into the ring. There was a winner, but it couldnt be determined right away due to the haze, Snafu had to go to the video tape. The first one to actually get over the side of the cage was Burning Man, followed closely by Rikidozan. By this time at about the 45 minute mark, Rikidozan succumbed to all the smoke and fell off the side of the cage, Burning Man was lower down on the side of the cage but partially obscured by the smoke. Heres where things had to be reviewed, both wrestlers at first appeared to land on the arena floor at the same time. When Rikidozan lost his grip and slipped, it was revealed by the video replay at the announcers desk that he crashed into Burning Man, knocking him off the cage. Burning Man hit the floor first, with Rikidozan on top of him. Rikidozan got up, grabbed the belt and draped it over the unconscious Burning Man and slowly made his way back to the locker rooms. (Burning Mans rating +22, Rikizozans rating -22)

Burning Man is the New Champion Of Th he Extreme!

From Zaratticus's store downtown:

Zaratticus- "That little creature has to go, we have to figure out how to make it discreetly happen, thank you for retrieving this my creation", he then carefully places his staff in it usual place in his master chamber.

Andromedstein - "Yes Master".

Zaratticus - "And look at that, Drury had paid me to curse the current title holder of The Champion of The Extreme, Rikidozan, and even though thanks to that little cretin, I was never able to cast that spell, Burning Man won anyway...easiest money I never earned".

Andromedastein - "Yes Master".

Zaratticus- "He also paid me to enchant Shayne in order to help keep The Champion Of The Universe title. You know what...if I dont cast that spell either...do you think Sly Drury is intelligent enough to spot the difference...my creation?"

Andromedastein - "...No Master".

Coming soon (I hope - its been tough to play lately), fed news, The Six Degrees Of Decapitation Card Results, Card # 3 Match Announcements - featuring Womens Champion of The Extreme Trish Stratus defending her title against Cheerleader Melissa and a subplot or two.

Have a great night, Bri

[Pariah]

Was really pulling for Encubus and Thantos, but their opponents displayed superb teamwork... Always surprised when someone stands up to End Of Days and it looks like Azrael pushed him to the limit... So much so that Abroz had to get involved...

Big time congratulations to Burning Man on defeating Rikidozan for the title...

Brilliant stuff!

[Bri]

Hey Pariah,

Cant thank you enough for following along and you're comments and kind words.

I was pulling for Thantos and Encubus meself in that one. As soon as they started gaining momentum, Cutthroat and The Beast used their tag skills to turn the tide. Fun match though.

Its funny, you were saying in your GWF fed that Spike vs Wolf was one of the best matches you ever rolled.

For me on this card there were a lot of good ones, but the tag team between The Greek Gods vs Gerik The Gifted and Kavan was definitely the best on this card to roll and one of the best tag matches for me period. Awesome when that happens right?

Thank you again for the kind words, trying to weave a fed with thought of what would (and/or could) happen with an overall scenario like this.

Having a lot of fun amigo, thanks again!!!

[Bri]

WIWF Card # 3 Match Announcements, to occur after the Aethran Civil War Card:

1. Greg Valentine with Johnny Valentine vs Count Necros with Sinful.

2. Tauran vs Buddy Rogers.

3. Salem vs Catfight with Maggie the tiger.

4. Nick Bockwinkel with Bobby Heenan vs Disaster with Santon The Loner.

5. Star Slayer and Darkest Justice with Catfight and Maggie vs Rob Van Dam and Sabu with King Mook and his rusty chain.

6. Sammael The Morningstar vs Frank Gotch.

7. Star Warrior and Bloodline with Omega of Cetus vs The Road Warriors with Paul Ellering.

8. Tombstone vs Monolith with The Dark Menace

9. WOMENS CHAMPION OF THE UNIVERSE TITLE MATCH:

Trish Stratus defends her title against Cheerleader Melissa!

Coming soon - The results of The Six Degrees of Decapitation card, with a brand new interview feature in the middle of the card, please welcome the inaugural edition of "Vipers Pit". Along with other subplots and tidbits, a word from one of our silly sponsors and we'll see just how much Aethran beer our WIWF announcers can drink before Lord Alfred Okerlund has to relieve.

Thanks all!

Bri.

[Bri]

From The WIWF Owners Office:

Seated around the large conference table in Little Beavers and Sky Low Lows office are Beav, Sky and Massif. Through the bullet proof clear glass walls of their office, they can see down a long hallway that leads to the elevator bank. They are awaiting Wince McCant, The New Old owner of The World Wide Empire.

Little Beaver - "Hes late...do you think he's doing this on purpose?"

Sky Low Low - "No...that telling time thing probably has him on the ropes...right Massie?" (With his hand up in the air for a high five from Massif)

Massif lost in thought...eventually puts his hand up but misses Skys hand.

Sky Low Low - "Massif man loosen up, that was a joke! We dont work in a morgue".

Massif - "After The Aethran Card we might"

Sky Low Low (laughing) "Right Thats it, that was funny".

Massif - "I wasn't joking Sky".

Little Beaver - "Here he comes...whos that with him coming up the hall?

Massif (To Sky Low Low) - "Why is McCant walking like that?"

Little Beaver - "Like what?"

Massif - "With his arms flapping around and his forearms leading the way"

Sky Low Low - "You're guess is as good as mine...might be squirrels swinging from his family tree".

Little Beaver - "Sky, tone it down ok?"

Massif - "Now that was funny".

Wince McCant - "Gentlemen...Many Thanks for meeting with me...of course you know my assistant...Ron Simmons"

Ron Simmons (offers his hand to Little Beaver to shake and as soon as they shake he says) DAMN! (startling Little Beaver and making him flinch almost right off of his chair).

Massif and Sky Low Low just stare at each other out of the corner of their eyes.

Little Beaver - "Hello and welcome Mr Simmons...Mr McCant...the floor is yours".

Wince McCant - "Thank you Little Beaver...Gentlemen I know you and the WIWF, (whenever he says WIWF, he gets an immediate but brief facial tick), have gone into partnership with many of the other wrasslin federations not only from good Earth, but also across the universe...I would also like to partake in a lucrative and mutually beneficial deal with the WIWF (Flinch)...I have a wrestler on my roster that is looking for a change and would absolutely love to wrassle for you and represent us"

Sky Low Low - "Is it Austin or Sammartino Wince?"

Wince McCant - "Neither"

Ron Simmons - "DAMN!"

Little Beaver - (made the Beav flinch and inadvertently shook the coffee out of his coffee cup up and over his shoulder) - "Im sorry...please continue Wince"

Sky Low Low - examining the coffee stain now on the plush carpet behind the Beav.

Wince McCant - (Heavy sigh) "Sorry I know...but you get used to it...any way in addition to accepting my choice of wrestler on your roster...I am prepared to pay the following figure". (McCant slides the piece of paper with an astronomical amount on it towards Little Beaver, that is quickly intercepted and read by Sky Low Low...he promptly scratches his face specifically with four fingers. Massif notices it as well.

Massif - "Mr McCant are their any other provisos or conditions that you are you looking for in addition to this, I would like to see something in writing".

McCant slides towards Massif an official looking document that is quickly intercepted by Little Beaver this time.

Sky Low Low - "Excellent point Massie, now Wince...I want to take all of this one at a time...at first we were talking about Sammartino and or Austin...what happened?"

Wince McCant - "Well...because of the four wrestling gods and that Intervention they did across the universe...they gave back and re-established many wrasslin federations...including my fathers original federation the WWWF (Flinch)...Mr. Sammartino has decided to go back to wrasslin for my father...oh which by the way (as he reaches into his inside suit pocket and produces an envelope) could I contribute this to Mr Kagirinai and his place of warship here as a token of our gratitude"

Kagirinai - "Thank you my son"

Sky Low Low - (startled - he now inadvertently throws his coffee over his shoulder starting a new stain...right next to the Beavs) "OH COME ON!...

Ron Simmons - "DAMN!!"

Sky Low Low - "How Does He...Can You Stop Doing That!".

Massif - "Thats quite remarkable Father Kagirinai"

Sky Low Low - "REMARKABLE MY.."

Little Beaver - "Sky, calm down you're going to like this wrestler Wince is offering us.."

Sky Low Low (as Kagirinai respectively leaves - "Horns under your shoes is what were going to do...Tin Cans around your"

Little Beaver - "Sky, hes a 2 time WWE champion".

Sky Low Low (still agitated) - "Beav thats not so"

Little Beaver - "First title reign was 5 years".

Massif - "HMMNNN Very impressive"

Sky Low Low - "Wait a minute...in a row?"

Wince McCant - (proudly) "Yes!"

Sky Low Low (looking at Simmons before eventually saying) "Come on big fella!

Ron Simmons - "........DAMN!!!"

Sky Low Low - "Ok we'll take him"

Little Beaver hands the official document / contract over to Massif, who studies it carefully.

Sky Low Low - "And what about Austin?"

Wince McCant - "Austins whereabouts are unknown at this time" (with a look of smoultering hate).

Little Beaver - "Well Wince, in addition to Mr Backlund wrestling for us and of course the WWE being able to now sell all of its merchandise here I also read about our allowed periodic use of Madison Square Garden in Manhattan to host our WIWF events there which I think I can speak for the three of us that sounds like a very attractive and mutually beneficial offer".

Massif - "Wince for such a large sum of money offered...well above and beyond what the other feds have offered...there has to be something else you're looking for here..."

Wince McCant - "Well actually Massif, there is...Mr. Simmons here would love the opportunity to work for you all and in conjunction with Mr. Backlund here at the WIWF (Flinch - possibly a wince), he helps Mr Backlund train for his matches and may quite possibly try to be his manager...if you'll have him".

Little Beaver - "Is this true Mr. Simmons...is this what you'd like?"

Ron Simmons (sensing whos really in charge in the room, he turns humbly to Sky Low Low and asks with his eyes if this would be ok).

Sky Low Low (turns and looks straight at Simmons...thinks for a bit and says quite loudly) "DAMN!! with a smile afterwards.

Simmons now looks at Little Beaver pointing at Sky Low Low as if to suggest "What he said"

Little Beaver (smiles as he says) Great!

Wince McCant - "Theres just one more thing...".

Massif - "And here it comes..."

Suddenly the jovial mood turned somewhat serious.

Wince McCant - "Well it's just this little thing...in regards to The WIWF...you need to get the F out".

Little Beaver - "What? What does that mean?".

Massif - "Wince thats completely unacceptable"

Sky Low Low - "OH NO YOU DIDN'T!"

Wince McCant - "No you don't understand...I'm asking you all to get the F out of The WIWF".

Little Beaver - "Sky Don't!"

Massif - "Ive Got Him"

Wince McCant jumps back from the conference table as Massif grabs Sky Low Low just before he was able to run the other halfway across the conference table top to dropkick McCant in the face.

McCant - "I mean drop the F out of "WIWF"

Little Beaver - "Why!"

McCant - "Because...Its not fair!..I had to get the F out!".

Massif - "I dont understand...how can such an innocent constanant be such an issue here"

Sky Low Low - "WELL PUT OUR F WHEREVER THE F WE WANT TO...HOW WOULD YOY LIKE AN F UP YOUR".

Little Beaver - (looks quickly at Massif who nods back at him) "Sky please, Wince we have a deal but you're going to have to get the F off the table entirely...otherwise forget it".

Wince McCant - "Ok...Forget the F".

Little Beaver - "Now you're talking sense..."

Massif - "We will review the legalities one more time and we will give you our final answer in the morning...Thank you Mr. McCant".

Wince McCant leaves the office after shaking hands with all even Sky Low Low, albeit carefully.

Little Beaver - "Sky...can you and Massif look over this one more time?...Im going to show Ron around and show him where he and Mr. Backlunds quarters will be".

The Beav and Ron Simmons exit the office.

Massif - "It really does seem to be a fine deal Sky".

Sky Low Low - "I know but I dont trust McCant at all...hes too...Him!"

Massif - "How many new wrestlers does that add to our roster in total?"

Sky Low Low - "10 men, 2 women and 2 tag teams"

Massif - "Excellent...when do they start?"

Sky Low Low - "Card # 5...Smallie Bigs is going to start working them in then".

Massif - "Some excellent talent coming in from what I recall".

Sky Low Low - "Yep...we totally rock...say...Im having a thought".

Massif - "About?"

Sky Low Low - "Stone Cold...hes from Austin Texas...so is Dusty...maybe Dusty has an idea where he is...and better yet...maybe he can convince Austin to join our roster!"

Massif - "Can't hurt to ask...Sky I have to make a call...is that a communicator chamber...or one of those old fashion phone booths from Earth?"

Sky puts down McCants offer and sees that Massif is pointing at Skys new orgasmatron.

Sky Low Low - ".......yes...thats exactly what that is...get in Massie and Ill turn it up to full power so you get better reception".

More to come (not going there), The Six Degrees of Decapitation Results and other fed news.

Have a good night all,

Bri.