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Post by Bri on May 2, 2020 23:07:13 GMT -5
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The City of Fight Arena Fort Hamilton Army Base Brooklyn, New York
LXG Network News Report - 2: --------------------------------------------------------------
Gorilla Ventura (speaking on his cell phone) - Ah...I see...so really...it could be said that...all of you guys...get...reverse...boners? (now he sees the camera lit up)...Shit I have to go...(hangs up his phone quickly)...
Stage Manager - We've been live...gentleman...
Jim Solie - Ladies and Gentlemen...Welcome you to...and this...is our second news report on the upcoming card at The LXG...I'm Jim Solie...
Gorilla Ventura - And I'm still...Gorilla Ventura...
Jim Solie - Tonight we have a preview of the ramshackle odds and ends...that will combine to form our next card...
Gorilla Ventura - Ramshackle?...
Jim Solie - Reverse Boner?...
Stage Manager - Still live people...
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1. Antonio Inoki vs Tiger Mask:
- A match that many people and...things?...are looking forward too across the universal wrestling landscape...especially a heavily tattooed organization based on Earth...that is looking to expand it's operations...and is demanding...a win from Tiger Mask...
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2. FOTW Report:
- LXG Legal Counsel Playboy Buddy "Loophole" Rose has been given the green light to expand The LXG Legal Dept by two additional staff members - and he does so by hiring an additional lawyer...and a fixer...in particular for what he calls...and what's starting to be seen on the horizon as..."Upcoming Extraterrestrial Issues".
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3. Blackjack Mulligan vs Adam Pearce:
- When reached for comment...Adam Pearce said of his upcoming opponent "Well he's true legend...but I didn't come back to The LXG...because it intimidates me". Consequently...Blackjack Mulligan said of his upcoming opponent "Never heard of him...but my fists never discriminate".
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4. Screwjob Interview Segment:
- Our host Screw will be re-interviewing the now really irate...but the still Incomperable Smallie Biggs...in order to try to both prove a point...and depending upon how this goes...perhaps try to assist Biggs with his many issues...there are rumours that both will have back up with them on the show as well...but hasn't yet been confirmed...
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5. Leilani Kai vs Elina:
- Both Leilani Kai and the born again...vampire hunter from the Draco system...Elina...are training extra vigorously in order to prevail in this opening bout for both of them...and for Elina...this is her very first match in The LXG...unlike a larger than realized percentage of the universal population...who views Earthlings decoratively as "only humans"...Elina views Kai as worthy opponent...and doesn't take any beings for granted...for a few reasons...
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6. The Celebration of The Lizard:
- Jim Morrison and his fiancee Phantasy interview a fellow member of The Dead Poets Society that Jim belongs too...it's a member that even he...has rarely seen over the years...
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7. Homicide vs Ox Baker:
- This will not be a match of scientific finesse...and some are stating that may not even be contained to solely the ring area...although this match...as is with all matches within the LXG Hardcore Division...will be under no disqualification rules...it hasn't been deemed a falls count anywhere bout...
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8. FOTW Report:
- Afghanistan Bananastan reconvenes at it's original Bay Ridge Brooklyn location at 332 80th street...and attempt to stay out in front of what they're faced with...and also what they anticipate to soon be faced with...towards the end of their pow wow...they receive a visitor...who has a lot to say...
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9. The Flying Redheads - Red Bastien & Billy "Red" Lyons (With Veda Scott) vs The Million Dollar Corporation - Ted DiBiase & King Kong Bundy (With Sheri Martel):
- At a recent press conference...both teams wound up absolutely beating the snot out of each other...in a full three on three style...from what we were told...The Redheads didn't take too kindly to Ted Dibiase's comment of "Some may be expecting me...to offer you a cash equivalent to wrestling fair and square...but even if I did dabble in that sort of thing...in your cases...it won't be necessary"...
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10. Viper's Pit Interview Segment:
- Pit Viper and his crew hold a political teleconference discussion between The Supreme Ruler of the Earth Nossir Araflat...The American President Ronald Klump and The Russian President Gladimhere Poopin...with hopes of smoothing things out between them...
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11. Solar Flair (With Jack Nicholson) vs "Wrestlings Worst Nightmare" Kevin Steen:
- Ric Fl...I mean Solar Flair and his crafty manager Jack Nicholson are just chomping at the bit to kick off this re-opening with a win...Kevin Steen is...really...looking forward to "Kicking the steaming shit...out of whoever...the hell he is...or thinks he is"
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12. LXG Commissioner Wince McCant's Ratings Scoreboards for each of the 5 LXG divisions...and God knows what else...
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13. FOTW Report:
- The man named Dedsong speaks with his faithful inside a cave on Castilex Minor...and via some sort of sorcery...with his followers at The LXG...as to what the next steps...in his master plan are...
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Coming up soon: -----------------------------------
The results of our secon card.
Thanks all!
Bri
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Post by Bri on May 5, 2020 11:13:14 GMT -5
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Card - 2
The City of Fight Arena Fort Hamilton Army Base Brooklyn, New York
Match and Occurrence Results: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
1. Antonio Inoki vs Tiger Mask:
Tiger Mask pinned Antonio Inoki with his TIGER SUPLEX finisher at approximately the 9:00 minute mark.
(Antonio Inoki's post match bow of respect was not returned by Tiger Mask...however Tiger Mask did bow to several high ranking Yakuza family members seated at ringside...who likewise returned his bow)
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2. The Robin' and The Batman:
LXG Legal Counsel Playboy Buddy "Loophole" Rose made the decision to hire both a new lawyer and fixer to The LXG...one Bob Odenkirk and Liev Schreiber respectively...Odenkirk claimed not to worry...and that he and his associate have always felt like aliens who belong on Earth like...syphilis belongs in the Vatican...Schreiber's raspy exhaling sound confirmed it...
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3. Blackjack Mulligan vs Adam Pearce:
Blackjack Mulligan forced Adam Pearce to submit to his CLAWHOLD finisher at approximately the 11:00 minute mark.
(Mutual respect was displayed here between Mulligan and Pearce...as well as appreciation by LXG announcers Solie and Ventura...Mulligan for his brawling and power...and Pearce for his agility and endurance).
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4. Screwjob:
After a brief standoff between Smallie Biggs and his guests...The Out of Towners...Moog & Sentinel...and Screw...flanked by Wolf and Lope...Smallie saw the error of his ways...and this time...asked nicely for help...and help was given...as first LXG IT Guru Scrapheap grafted on new attractive arms and hands on the 8 previously one armed escorts and second...The LXG bought Smallie an extra large Delicatessen and Whorehouse Motorcoach...Smallie didn't know how to thank Screw but Screw said...he did...while the Motorcoach was being completed...Smallie will meantime have a luxurious hotel room...and the 8 escorts are all crashing at Screw's place...
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5. Leilani Kai vs Elina:
Elina pinned Leilani Kai courtesy of her RESURRECTION finisher (A Running Missile Dropkick From The Top Rope) at approximately the 12:30 minute mark.
(Elina comes from behind and capps off her offense with a showstopping execution...of her finisher...to take down the veteran Leilani Kai...as another woman wrestler named Sinful...sat with arms folded in disgust...from her front row seat)
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6. The Celebration of The Lizard:
Within the old weathered tee pee - Jim Morrison and his fiancee Phantasy...consecrated they're marriage before the Wiccan Gods...with a blood union...serving as the officiator for this sacred right...is a member of The Dead Poet's Society...and it's oldest member...Mr. Robert Johnson...with acoustic guitar in hand...Johnson pronounced them man and wife and then shares what he claims is a dire warning for The LXG...trouble will arise from within it's own ranks...and the universe will succumb to those who become the champions...after he leaves...Jim tries to lighten the mood by telling the television audience that you have to excuse Mr. Johnson...because he is extremely old...and on a predominantly...peyote diet...
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7. Homicide vs Ox Baker:
Ox Baker pinned Homicide courtesy of his HEART PUNCH finisher at approximately the 4:30 minute mark.
(The pre match trash talking worked completely in reverse...instead of emboldening Homicide...it drove Ox Baker into a murderous rage...Homicide didn't need a stretcher...but he needed 10 minutes of alone time...to stare up at the pretty lights).
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8. Afghanistan Bananastan:
Reconvened at its original location of 332 80th street...(which is a three apartment house...Little Beaver, Fhanna and Silva live on the bottom...Sky and She Devil on the second...and on the upmost...the Wicked Monk and his three geisha girlfriends...notably but understandably absent at this meeting was Little Beaver...who is still recovering...however his wife Fhanna was filling in as minutes taker for Beav...
At this meeting the following were agreed upon:
a). She Devil is dispatching her faithful Devil's Advocates BD Bishop Hell and Oracle to represent us and to work with The Aethran War Council to squash any last pockets of Dominion resistance and report back.
b). The Queen of the Night has agreed to Sky Low Low's request for her to travel the universe incognito...to try to ascertain if there are any signs of Satan's whereabouts...Satan is probably in The Kronos Dimension...but not necessarily...
c). LXG Public Relations Guru Bill Murray will be (with Nossir's support) in charge of reinstating the United Nations on Earth "For our own damn good".
d). The Guardian offered to go to Castilex Minor by the outer rim in order to find out what's going on there...especially about the many native dissappearances that have been happening...but suddenly out of nowhere...Vallah manefested at the meeting and told his charge and student The Guardian...that Vallah will go instead...and for The Guardian to remain at the LXG and guard that key to the Kronos Dimension...where Billions of Dominion attack troops have been banished...Endgame thanked him very much...and just knew Vallah would get to the bottom of these disturbances...Vallah also said GODSEND's dissapearance is also a disturbing mystery...since he was thought to have switched to our side...
e). LXG EAP and Mental Health Counselor Plethador said that Little Beaver has made great strides...but still needs some more time...
f). Shocking all in attendance...Little Beaver with his little Silva in his hand...suddenly walked through the door...everyone stopped what they were doing...and Beav proclaimed that..."The time has come for me...to tell all of you...what...happened to me...for my own sake...and all of ours"...
g). Fhanna and Silva stood up and gave their husband and father the Aethran War Salute...A Deep Growl as You Bang Your Fist In Unison On Your Chest...and all of the others in Afghanistan Bananastan...proudly followed suit...as Plethador put an arm around Little Beaver...in support for taking this big step.
(* Note: this account of Beav's will be a stand alone post after this one).
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9. The Flying Redheads - Red Bastien & Billy "Red" Lyons (With Veda Scott) vs The Million Dollar Corporation - Ted DiBiase & King Kong Bundy (With Sheri Martel):
The Flying Redheads - Red Bastien & Billy "Red" Lyons (With Veda Scott) defeated The Million Dollar Corporation - Ted DiBiase & King Kong Bundy (With Sheri Martel). Bastien pinned Bundy courtesy of his ATOMIC DROP finisher - as Lyons and Scott double tackled DiBiase and Martel before they could interfere at approximately the 7:00 minute mark.
(Despite superior tagwork and successfully cutting off Bastien from Lyons...Bastien stood toe to toe against both DiBiase and Bundy...even injuring himself by executing his finisher for the victory...against the immense Bundy...)
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10. Viper's Pit:
- Pit Viper and his crew held a political teleconference discussion between The Supreme Ruler of the Earth Nossir Araflat...The American President Ronald Klump and The Russian President Gladimhere Poopin...as well as The Queen of England - Her Majesty Queen Hairy The First...and some solid progress was made...despite some hiccups...the highlights of the conference were:
a) A unilateral acceptance of Nossir Araflat as Supreme Ruler of The Earth as long as he; 1. Keeps an open mind and 2. Controls the current out of control zombie overbreeding issue.
b) Queen Hairy The First's navies will control and patrol the Earth's seas...President Klump's air corps will control and patrol the Earth's skies...and President Poopin's armies and ground units will control and patrol the Earth's land masses...
c) When it was discovered that President Poopin was actually being filmed only from the waist up because via his strange faces...it was eventially obvious that he was taking a shit during the meeting...Araflat asked his number one zombie Gustav to make a call...soon a gigantic Russian zombie named Goulash broke into Poopin's bathroom off camera...Goulash's ominous growls frightened Poopin so badly...that a disturbing barrage of heavy plops and tortured farts...brought the conference to a complete halt...
d) When it was determined that President Klump was irritated because as he always believed...every meeting by universal law should have at least one "hot chick" present...Roddy Piper called for a break in the conference and convinced President Klump to try the free Orgasmatron that The LXG sent him as part of his honorary swag...when the conference resumed...his hair completely askew and partially missing...and some of his tan melting off of his face...he was now extremely cooperative...sweating like a farm animal...but only able to put together one syllable answers...
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11. Solar Flair (With Jack Nicholson) vs "Wrestlings Worst Nightmare" Kevin Steen:
Kevin Steen pinned Solar Flair courtesy of his PACKAGE PILEDRIVER alternate finisher as The Hell's Angels security force prevented Jack Nicholson from attacking Steen with a wooden ax handle at the 18:30 minute mark.
(After quite a main event...but before the bloodsoaked Solar Flair was removed from the arena on a stretcher...Kevin Steen wiped a significant amount of Flairs blood all over his own face...and manically howled into the camera...with some of Flairs blood dripping off of it...)
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12. LXG Commissioner Wince McCant's Wrestler And Teams Ratings Scoreboards:
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Light Heavyweight's: ---------------------------------------
Tiger Mask - 3 (2) John Pesek - 3 (2) Jigsaw - 0 Antonio Inoki - 0
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Women's: ----------------------
Elina - 3 (2) Penny Banner - 3 (3) Jessicka Havok - 0 Leilani Kai - 0
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Hardcore's: -------------------------
Wolf - 3 (1) Baker - 3 (2) Sabu - 0 Homicide - 0
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Bastien & Lyons - 3 (6) Havoc & Paralyze - 2 (5) Fuji & Saito - 0 DiBiase & Bundy - 0
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Kevin Steen - 3 (1) Blackjack Mulligan - 3 (1) Thantos - 3 (1) Nick Bockwinkel - 3 (2) The Aethran Overmaster - 0 Tursas - 0 Adam Pearce - 0 Solar Flair - 0
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Wince McCan't In his own...ah words? (He has a problem with "p's" and "f's" - long story...so please bare with him):
Commissioner Wince McCan't - Alright everybody...listen uf...and fay attention...due to a fost match (starts to gaze off camera)...hair fulling...clothes riffing...locker room brawl...between...Sherri Martel...and that Veda Scott...who's got that whole...sexy librarian thing haffening...Sherri Martel and Veda Scott will pace each other on LXG 3...in which is sure to be a real hot...sweaty...appair...need to sit down...now...
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13. Dedsong's Dark Magic:
On the planet of Castilex Minor...Dedsong held court...inside a very large and lengthy cave...inside the mountain which he calls home...and within said cave...seated around a large fire were his immediate faithful...which now numbered around 50 indigenous souls of Castilex Minor...Dedsongs captains...were up front...comprising their own circle and were the most under his spell...and control...they're names are Ygorr...Krud...and the one that Dedsong considers his most faithful on this planet...whom he calls...The Loyalist...but whose real name The Loyalist said is...Rocthe...within the large flames of the campfire...several other faces appeared...the highlights of the court were as follows:
a) Dedsong revealed to those present around the flames...and to those within the flames...Godsend...Lady Godsend...Demon Godsend...Sur...Bex and Eydilon (but who before everyone's very eyes...morphed back into Harbinger...just wasn't feeling the whole "Eydilon" thing)...that the time has come for Dedsong to reveal his plan...
b) A very dark...and unbreakable enchantment has been cast by Dedsong...on the 7 LXG title belts...thanks to Sur and Bex for facilitating the necessary sacrifice...
c) Whomever holds one of the 7 LXG title belts will fall victim to an overwhelming and irresistible lust for power...and shall have whatever he or she wants...provided...he or she...can convince the 6 other title holders to vote in favor of it...the majority of only 4 votes being necessary...for any wish to be fulfilled...
d) Absolutely no one will be able to obstruct this...including the members of Afghanistan Bananastan...and even their alphabetically challenged commissioner...
e) Dedsong has sent...just for fun...five wrestlers to The LXG that he is forcing to obey his...and Dedsong's followers requests...who will be wrestling to obtain the titles...for they're own multiple reasons...
f) The traitors to Dedsong's crown...Burning Man...Moog...Sentinel...and especially...End of Days...must be dealt with...and must be prevented from becoming champions...
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Coming up next:
The Beaver's Tale
Stay Safe!
Bri
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Post by TTX on May 5, 2020 11:26:52 GMT -5
Nice to see some Dedsong stuff. Looking forward to how things go, my friend.
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Post by Bri on May 9, 2020 18:00:41 GMT -5
Nice to see some Dedsong stuff. Looking forward to how things go, my friend. Hey TTX! Thanks brother. Slowly but surely, I'm looking forward to being able to keep this chugging forward. Next up is Little Beavers experience and a back filling of what happened to both him and the LXG universe to that point. Then (at some point) will be the LXG Network News Report advertising the third card. Thanks for taking this trip with me bro 😊
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Post by Bri on May 9, 2020 18:09:06 GMT -5
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A Beaver's Tale
Act I - Just Surrender...And It Won't Hurt At All: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The Aethran Capital was it...this was where the last stand had to be...it was all or nothing...
The Aethrans...The Earthlings...The People of Cetus...The Titans...The Andromedeans...Former Castilex Slaves...Countless Refugees...The Maffei...GODSEND and The LXG...all circled the wagons...and turned around...after the orders to retreat had brought everyone here...if Satan's Dominion couldn't be stopped on Aethra...then that was it for our universe...
These allied forces...or as they called themselves...Faith Unlimited...knew it...and The Dominion...knew it...that's part of the reason why they attacked here first...
Various scenes flashed through all of the smoky battlefields...and in the skies above them...
The wounded and the dead were transported as quickly as they could be back to The Capital...
As all of the ground troops and armor retreated back behind The Aethran lines...the Aethran Hellion fighters chewed up the Dominion troops in persuit...they were just too fast to be shot down from the ground...but in the skies even they...were hopelessly outnumbered...
The Aethran Overmaster howled an ancient Aethran war chant...and slowly in response...everybody started to as well...as they armed their weapons...sharpened their axes...swords and knives...
Looming above the advancing Dominion ground troops...was the Mothership...a battleship the size of four aircraft carriers back to back...the biggest ship in the air...anywhere...
The massive Aethran war chimes were standing waiting for the command...as were the war drums on the battlefield surrounding The Capital as well as within it...
LXG Lifecoach David Lee Roth intercepted 3 parachutists on the ground seemingly with their weapons...who landed just behind the walls of The Capital on the opposite side...of where Satan and The Dominion were gathering...Roth's job was to synchronize the drums and the bells of war...bells the size of a two story house...
One last battle...
The Aethran Overmaster and Sky Low Low met privately...they wanted to say thanks...and that neither could have made it this far without the others influences and efforts...but then they locked eyes...they realized that they didn't have to...
They both beated their chests with their right hands and grunted in unison...
Would everyone be able to muster one last stand...well they had to...they had to...somehow...
Satan spread his wings and slowly hovered in place in front of his Dominion troops...emboldening them...
Satan...was the one being...who couldn't be hurt...it was impossible...maybe all of this was...
Fhanna and her little Silva found their way through the soldiers...some of the non Aethran troops were throwing up here and there...and some others shook uncontrollably...but they found who thery were looking for...
Fhanna - SKY!...SKY!...
Sky Low Low - What what is it?...
Fhanna - IT'S BEAV...HE MUST HAVE WENT TO...HIM...
Sky Low Low - Went to...Satan?...
Fhanna - YES...REMEMBER SATAN SAID HE WOULD END THE WAR...IF...BEAV SURRENDERED HIMSELF TO HIM...TO BE HIS SLAVE...BEAV'S TRYING TO SACRIFICE HIMSELF TO BECOME SATAN'S SLAVE...TO END THE WAR!!!...
Sky Low Low - NOOOOO!!!!...ENDGAME QUICK...COME WITH ME!!!!...
Endgame dropped what he was doing immediately...and ran in lock step with Sky...towards the beginnings of the Aethran side of the battleground...
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The battlefield quieted down...eerily...quieted down...but thankfully the smoke...the damn smoke began to abate...
Sky Low Low and Endgane made their way to the very edge of The Aethran Lines...
Towards the back:...
She Devil - Fhanna...Silva...You have to trust me...Sky and Endgame are all over it...Beav will be fine...
But both Fhanna and Silva were now in shock...and held each other's...for how long exactly...they did not know...
Sky lay down on the ground with a pair of binoculars and peered across the lines a few miles wide...to the Dominion's side...
Sky saw Satan hovering in triumph...but then Sky saw something that frightened him to the bone...Endgame now saw it to through his binoculars:...
Satan - Well...well...well...look whose here...how did you get here...by the way...
Little Beaver - That's my business...
Satan - So I take it you're here...to...
Little Beaver - Take you up on you're offer...If I submit to you to be you're slave...from here on...then you will call off the war...
Satan - Hmm...I did say that...didn't I?...
At this point...Little Beaver and Satan could now be seen across from The Aethran Lines...and all drew...deathly quiet...
None could believe Beav's bravery...and he was shaking...when he confronted Satan...but he still did it...the war had to end...
Satan (in a gigantic and unholy voice for all to hear) - Little Beaver here...from The LXG is here...to proclaim himself my own personal slave...in exchange for me...to call off the war...
Satan then goes to shake Little Beavers hand to seemingly say we have a deal...but instead Satan effortlessly lifted a frightened...but determined Little Beaver off the ground...spun him upside down...and said:...
Satan - Yours was only a fool's hope...my friend...
And with that...Satan...using all of his force...bashed the top of Beav's head on top of a large rock twice...
The second impact broke his little skull...and darkness filled his eyes...and took him...
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Beav awoke...and found himself in a long line of people...and beings...that appeared to him that were doing a final...soldiers march of sorts...up to heaven...
Well this is it...I'm dead...aint I...
Now Beav was filled with a million thoughts...and not to mention a million emotions...
But the ones that were foremost in his mind were...his wife Fhanna...their adopted daughter Silva...his brother Sky...his Mom...Dave...and Endgame...
But Fhanna and little Silva...they would be...even worse than scared I think...alone...hurt...
But then with iron clad conviction...came the thought:...
His Fhanna needs a husband...and they're daughter...needs a father...
The way this march into heaven went...two angels counted off the new entrants...to make sure all was in order...one angel was in front of the group...and one was at the back...
When the group that Beav was in...came to the checkpoint...the angel at the front spoke to the one from the back:...
Front Angel - Ok...all ten souls accounted for?...
Back Angel - No...
Front Angel - Ok great...no...wait...What?...what do you mean No?...
Back Angel - I mean no...
Front Angel - Well what the...heck...happened?...
Back Angel - One of em ran away...
Front Angel - What do you mean one of em ran away?...
Back Angel - I mean one of em ran away...
Front Angel - Well...What...did you do?...what happened?...
Back Angel - He said...No...and then split real fast...I chased after him...though...
Front Angel - Then what?...
Back Angel - He went back...
Front Angel - He went back?...nobody's ever...gone back before...
Back Angel - Because we could always catch em before...little dude was hauling some serious ass...hey...I got it...lets just say...there was only nine...in the last batch...
Front Angel (after some thought...and looking at his clipboard) - I like that... get me an eraser...
Back Angel - We don't have one...
Front Angel - Shit...
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Satan had done it...he murdered Little Beav in cold blood...
The battlefield was shocked as silent as a tomb...
But then...defying all explanation...Little Beavers broken and bloodied body started some how to move...forcing Satan to stare down at Beav's corpse in bewilderment...
Then with blinding speed...Little Beaver trapped Satan in a Guillotine Choke...with absolutely everything that he had...even more...
It forced Satan to chuckle as he reached around Beav's arms for a good hold...it produced confused gasps from The Aethran side...but Satan couldn't pry Little Beaver loose...
And then the most remarkable thing...that anyone had ever seen...before or since...occurred...
Satan...dropped to one knee...
The being who supposedly...could never be hurt...just dropped to one knee...Beav was suffocating him...
One of the many with binoculars on the situation was David Lee Roth...he now sensed this was it...he saw Sky Low Low grab an Aethran flag from a fallen Aethran soldier and with both Disaster and Endgame...on either side of him...started to run headfirst towards the Domimions lines...
From over a loudspeaker on The Led Zeppelin hovering in a cloud...Beavs Mom Klytamnestra LowBeaver...screamed out at the top of her lungs to her boy:
CHOKE HIS ASS OUT...PUMPKIN!!!!!!
Now...Diamond Dave gave the word:
ED - WARD!!!!
A long and loud pickslide evolved into the beginning guitar riffage of Van Halen's Unchained...Eddie knew it was Beav's favorite song...
From here...all hell broke loose from the combined forces of Faith Unlimited...
Satan collapsed onto his side...his red face starting to turn slightly blue...and had not Godsend and Demon Godsend eventually pulled Beav off of Satan...it is widely believed that Beav would have choked him to death...because Beav wasn't stopping...
Endgame and Disaster beat Godsend and Demon Godsend within centimeters of their lives...and everyone...on that battlefield knew that the tide had completely and utterly shifted...
The Dominion started to buckle...and Faith Unlimited hit the ground running...and drove completely through The Dominion...cutting their forces in half...
Satan cowered into the shadows...and hasn't been seen...since...
There was a brief..."Oh shit" moment when The Dominion Mothership maneuvered above a lot of the retreating Dominion troops...until it's incognito pilot and co-pilot...aka Witness and Lope...ejected from the bridge...but not before cutting all engines and hovering devices...causing The Mothership to plummet straight down from the skies...like a true Led Zeppelin...
Slowly but surely...to the sounds of drums and bells and to the original Van Halen...the combined forces of Faith Unlimited drove The Dominion off of Aethra...and the entire Aethran Hellion air corps...chased and shot the remaining Dominion troops and transports through the portal...through The Crossroads planet...back into The Kronos Dimension...to Castilex Major...
Fhanna and Silva found Little Beaver...and he led them far away from the fighting...at this point...Beav's mind started to fray...an overwhelming...and complicated combination of fear...hate...regret...guilt...empathy...and determination to protect his family at all costs...but he kept them moving for three days until they found that cave...and safety...then he hid inside his mind...
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Satan - You said...that you would convince...Little Beaver...to give himself over to me...and that you...wouldn't interfere...
God - I did say that...but it turns out...that I didn't have to...You said...if he did so...you would end the war...
Satan - I did say that...but...it turns out...that I lied...as...did you...
God - Really...How so?...
Satan - You said...that you...wouldn't interfere...
God (Proudly) - I didn't...that...was all him...
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Coming up next...
LXG Network News Report - 3
Take care everybody - stay safe!
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Post by Crossbones on May 9, 2020 18:41:42 GMT -5
I got caught up! Great content... What a great duo of Endgame and Disaster! Is that the CWF version of Disaster 2116?
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Post by Bri on May 12, 2020 12:22:32 GMT -5
I got caught up! Great content... What a great duo of Endgame and Disaster! Is that the CWF version of Disaster 2116? Hey Crossbones! For the current two versions of Endgame and Disaster I am using Endgame's latest as well as the Disaster from the New Beginnings set 2119. Look for more action involving them soon brother! Thanks for checking in man.
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Post by Bri on May 12, 2020 16:38:10 GMT -5
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The City of Fight Arena Fort Hamilton Army Base Brooklyn, New York
LXG Network News Report - 3: --------------------------------------------------------------
Stage Manager - Alright people we are live in 3...2...1...
Jim Solie - Ladies and Gentlemen...Welcome you to...and this...is our third news report on the upcoming card at The LXG...I'm your...Jim Solie...
Gorilla Ventura - And I'm still...Gorilla Ventura...
Jim Solie - And helping us call the action on the upcoming LXG 3...will be none other than our own LXG Special Events Coordinator Ms. Betty White!...
Gorilla Ventura - And I must insist...that she sit right next to me Jimbo...
Jim Solie - Not to worry...Gorillo...she'll be right between us...
Ms. Betty White - Now...were talkin...
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1. Sami Callihan vs Exotic Adrian Street (With Ms. Linda):
The Beast faces off against The Beauty...but The Exotic one has told Callihan that he is much more man...than Sami could ever be...to which Sami replied...I don't know...why don't we just let the foxy Ms. Linda decide...to which Street replied...If you...only knew...of my...plan...In just seven...days...I could make you...a man...ann...ann...ann...ann...
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2. FOTW Report:
LXG Public Relations Guru Bill Murray...along with some back up...gathers all the emissaries of the world to try to give The United Nations on Earth just one more try...in his own unique way...
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3. Tommy "Wildfire" Rich vs The Perfect Specimen:
When Tommy Rich was asked about what he thought his prospects were against facing an opponent in that kind of shape...he replied that...he's just a wrestler...but his ego is invincible...The Perfect Specimen had no words let alone any respect for Tommy Rich...Spec only said...after this tune up...who's next?...
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4. Screwjob Interview Segment:
Our host Screw will be interviewing the head of the Martial Law stable and Maffei Syndicate...Sly Drury...how it's going to go is anyone's random guess...
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5. Sherri Martel vs Veda Scott
A continuation of a brawl that had two prior parts to it...once in the locker rooms...and once after The Flying Redheads / Million Dollar Corporation bout on LXG 2...try as he might...LXG Commissioner Wince Mccan'ts efforts to make this a..."bra and fanties" match...was met with a firm no from the owners...when reached for comment Commissioner McCan't had just one word to say...and that was an emphatic..."Puck"...
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6. The Celebration of The Lizard:
Jim Morrison and his wife Phantasy welcome LXG Spiritual Advisor Father Don Leo Jonathan to the show in order to hold a sceance...in order to try to help Father DLJ contact a soul... who had recently cried out to him...for help...
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7. The Sandman vs Thor Massive:
The Sandman is convinced that this clown who calls himself Thor Massive is a total joke...Thor Massive isn't impressed with The Sandman either...he even went so far as to say...if worse comes to worse...all I have to do is throw a lit match at him...I can smell him from over the phone...he'll go right up...
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8. FOTW Report:
Robert Redford, Playboy Buddy Rose, Bob Odenkirk and Liev Schreiber go to The UFSP Universal Courts for a hearing because the UPSF are sueing the LXG for damages (due to the fact that the universes politicians are blaming the LXG for the war).
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9. The Young Bucks - Nick Jackson & Matt Jackson vs The Superpowers - The Iron Sheik & Nikolai Volkoff (With Freddie Blassie):
The Young Bucks - Those three call themselves The Superpowers?...they look more like The AARP or something...we think it's time for them to retire...The Superpowers - (to dueling renditions of the Iranian and Russian pledges of allegiance)...These pencil...peckered...punks...need to be taught a lesson...we will be teaching them a crash course...in extreme suffering...
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10. Viper's Pit:
Pit Viper, Roddy Piper, April Hunter, Ronnie Simmons, Cheech Marin, Tommy Chong and Carlos Marin have to figure out a spontaneous show as their guest blows them off...
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11. Bloodline vs Lou Thesz:
Bloodline - He's a true legend from this planet...and perhaps the greatest wrestler from Earth...of all time...I'll just have to do my best...Lou Thesz - Well I have to admit...I don't know that much about him...but I've seen him train...and I've seen film of him - he's definitely no joke...I'll just have to do my best...
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12. LXG Commissioner Wince McCant's Ratings Scoreboards for each of the 5 LXG divisions...and as far as anything else...you're guess is as good as ours...
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13. FOTW Report:
Vallah offers to investigate...in The Guardians place...some strange goings on and dissapearances occurring on Castilex Minor...
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Coming up soon: -----------------------------------
The results of our third card.
Thanks all!
Bri
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Post by TTX on May 12, 2020 16:44:02 GMT -5
In Amaranth's recording studio Amaranth: "Hey our old friend Thor Massive is making an appearance here." Eris: "I'm sure Viper's Pit will be it's usual wild fun." Nikki: "Hmmmm Perfect Specimen and they're not using me...still he's a good guy."
Amaranth then played "Deadman's Party" while Eris summoned Minion and Nikki drank something that might well be blood.
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Post by Bri on May 27, 2020 16:00:45 GMT -5
In Amaranth's recording studio Amaranth: "Hey our old friend Thor Massive is making an appearance here." Eris: "I'm sure Viper's Pit will be it's usual wild fun." Nikki: "Hmmmm Perfect Specimen and they're not using me...still he's a good guy." Amaranth then played "Deadman's Party" while Eris summoned Minion and Nikki drank something that might well be blood. Hey TTX! The Terrible Trio is just the omen I've been looking for. All hail the Queens. Hoping this next card is fun. I've finished rolling out the matches and should be posting this by either tonight or tomorrow morning. As always, I am grateful for your support brother!
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