A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Sept 9, 2021 15:50:41 GMT -5
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A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen...
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(Happy Friday Eve all...A re-boot 🤞)
Silent Woman...In The Night...You Came...Took My Seed...From My...Shaking Frame...Same Old Fire...Another Flame...And The Wheel Rolls...On...
The scene is the second floor of a private house at 332 80th street...between 3rd and 4th avenues...in the Bay Ridge section...of Brooklyn...
The home of Little Beaver, Fhanna and they're adopted half Aethran daughter Silva (first floor), Sky Low Low and She Devil (second floor), The Wicked Monk, with a dizzying who's who of transients (third floor) and Cheech & Chong (basement apartment)...
In the middle of She Devil's and Sky Low Low's apartment is a large living room that has been transformed into a meeting room...with it's centerpieces being...a large long wooden meeting table in the center of the room...and a fully stocked bar in the corner / partition to the next room...
The meeting was catered by The Wicked Monk's Bar & Restaurant...along with the originator of the very first Aethran distillery right here on Earth...Screw's "You Better Drink This If I Was You..." bourbon...
It was a very...very...long meeting...with two breaks that lasted approximately 7 hours...but when all was said and done...an agreement had been made...The LXG would be reopening for business...under many conditions...for many reasons...and from the 12 members of "The Braintrust"...in their own words...
1. World Senator Delmore Gobble:
"The United Federation of Stars And Planets...will indeed sanctify...The LXG...and all of it's activities...provided that all proceedings are strictly administered...in accordance with the terms...and provisions...of this LXG...Master Contract...any deviations of the sort...will be swiftly dealt with by The UFSP...and may result in revocation of said charter...and all operations...will be fully shut down...I'd like to thank our hosts...and original owners...of The LXG...for understanding why...the current arrangements are necessary...and also to remind them that...my 12th...of the profits...no matter what...shall always be paid to me...in cash...20's and 50's..."
2. The Dark Menace:
"I also would like...to take this opportunity...to thank Beav...and Sky...and everyone else that...used to work...for me...I am...definitely looking forward to...working alongside you all...and in creative collaboration...with Scrapheap...in inventing and inovating...what we will all need...in order to triumphantly relaunch my...I mean...our...LXG...once again!..."
3. Co-Commissioner Charlie Cox:
"Looking forward to getting started here...and I'm very thankful for this opportunity...to help run the day to day of The LXG with...and work with my three other co-commissioners...I'm sure that...we will all get along...just great..."
4. Omega of Cetus:
"I'm very proud of what we've all been able to accomplish here...my son and I are fully on board...and as all of you have been able to make many of...your own roster signings...my son and I...after some...knock down drag out negotiations...have arranged to sign...The Code Breaker...and...the man who...whispered...in his ear...so...Let The Unfinished Business...Begin!..."
5. Co-commissioner Euritar:
"It's times like these...that make history...me and my co-commissioners...are going to be running an extremely...tight ship...this isn't going to be...like The GWF...or even how The LXG...used to be..."
6. Godsend:
"Look people...all I have to say is...good riddance...to that...GODSEND punk...I'm so glad that poseur wannabe deity has finally been banished...and Vallah...is keeping him under lock and key...just because...he actually thought he could somehow...be me...that's reason enough...to throw his ancient ass in jail...I tell ya...he was totally...harshin my gig..."
7. The Guardian:
"I have no doubt...that The LXG will be triumphant...and I am so proud to be a part of this...but...everyone...needs to be watched...just in case it turns out to be the same old...you know...Dedsong and dance..."
8. The Aethran Overmaster:
"Our LXG Aethran soldier detachment will be...the greatest security force...that The LXG has ever seen...and as negotiated...they will all report directly to Sky Low Low...so we can provide security...justice...and...order...also...and most importantly...as it was also negotiated...if Bill Murray calls me..."Ovie"...one...more time...Aethra will invade...conquer...and enslave...the Earth..."
9. Supreme Ruler of The Earth & Unofficial Architect of Hermaphrodites Annonymous - Nossir Araflat:
"Oh golly!...I am so excited...right Gustav!...to be back in the ring with all our brothers and sisters across the universe...long live The LXG...and I also have to tell you all...I Am Once Again...Pregnant!...Myself And I Are Expecting...Our 15th Child!..."
10. Co-commissioner Sly Drury:
"I...and all of my people...are going to show and prove...to everyone...that people...and even...organizations...can indeed change...life is all about choices...and the mustering...of the courage needed...to make them..."
11. Former CEO of The World Wide Empire, 4th and final Co-commissioner & Freelance Speech Pathologist - Wince McCan't:
"Congratulations everybody!...lets hear it...por us...and all...op my generous seed money!...Stacy...I'll meet you downstairs...Ladies and Gentlemen...we'll be in the car por a while...and then...it's opp to...Downtown Debauchery!...Who's With Us?...Who's Ready To Pight...Por Their Right...To Farty!...Damn It!...
12. Afghanistan Bananastan, Inc:
Sky Low Low - Circle gets the square everybody...
She Devil - I'm not worried...We've got this...
Little Beaver - I hope we've got this...
David Lee Roth - In Beaver I trust...
Endgame - As long as we stick together...we can make this work...families stick together...
Harold Ramis - Hey...are you going to eat the rest of that Sheppard's pie?...
Robert Redford - Yeah...
Jim Morrison - Wow...Is there...anymore burbon?...
The Wicked Monk - That Was My...Sheppard's Pie Man!...
Robert Redford - I Know...
Trish Stratus - Somebody's Playing Footsie...With Me...
David Lee Roth - I Know...
Cheech Marin - Right On...Hey Rickety Rocket...Blast...Off...Holmes...
Sky Low Low - Alright everybody...let's huddle up...
Tommy Chong - Hey...is April...gonna be here...man?...
Ronnie Simmons - DAMN!!!...
Wolf - I so...second that...
Bill Murray - Ok...Fine...I'll Comply...I won't say it anymore...but I'm...Not...Happy About It!...
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A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen...
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Coming Up Next...Results of Reboot Card 1!...from Madison Square Garden...New York, New York!:
1. Adam Cole...takes on...Jay Lethal!
2. Bob Backlund...takes on...LXG Co-commissioner - Sly Drury!
3. "Gladiator of Aethra", Thrash...takes on...Cheerleader Melissa!
4. "Dem Boys", Jay Briscoe & Mark Briscoe...take on "The Gladiators of Aethra", Brute & Massacre!
5. Tyler Black...takes on Lou Thesz!
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A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen...
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(Happy Friday Eve all...A re-boot 🤞)
Silent Woman...In The Night...You Came...Took My Seed...From My...Shaking Frame...Same Old Fire...Another Flame...And The Wheel Rolls...On...
The scene is the second floor of a private house at 332 80th street...between 3rd and 4th avenues...in the Bay Ridge section...of Brooklyn...
The home of Little Beaver, Fhanna and they're adopted half Aethran daughter Silva (first floor), Sky Low Low and She Devil (second floor), The Wicked Monk, with a dizzying who's who of transients (third floor) and Cheech & Chong (basement apartment)...
In the middle of She Devil's and Sky Low Low's apartment is a large living room that has been transformed into a meeting room...with it's centerpieces being...a large long wooden meeting table in the center of the room...and a fully stocked bar in the corner / partition to the next room...
The meeting was catered by The Wicked Monk's Bar & Restaurant...along with the originator of the very first Aethran distillery right here on Earth...Screw's "You Better Drink This If I Was You..." bourbon...
It was a very...very...long meeting...with two breaks that lasted approximately 7 hours...but when all was said and done...an agreement had been made...The LXG would be reopening for business...under many conditions...for many reasons...and from the 12 members of "The Braintrust"...in their own words...
1. World Senator Delmore Gobble:
"The United Federation of Stars And Planets...will indeed sanctify...The LXG...and all of it's activities...provided that all proceedings are strictly administered...in accordance with the terms...and provisions...of this LXG...Master Contract...any deviations of the sort...will be swiftly dealt with by The UFSP...and may result in revocation of said charter...and all operations...will be fully shut down...I'd like to thank our hosts...and original owners...of The LXG...for understanding why...the current arrangements are necessary...and also to remind them that...my 12th...of the profits...no matter what...shall always be paid to me...in cash...20's and 50's..."
2. The Dark Menace:
"I also would like...to take this opportunity...to thank Beav...and Sky...and everyone else that...used to work...for me...I am...definitely looking forward to...working alongside you all...and in creative collaboration...with Scrapheap...in inventing and inovating...what we will all need...in order to triumphantly relaunch my...I mean...our...LXG...once again!..."
3. Co-Commissioner Charlie Cox:
"Looking forward to getting started here...and I'm very thankful for this opportunity...to help run the day to day of The LXG with...and work with my three other co-commissioners...I'm sure that...we will all get along...just great..."
4. Omega of Cetus:
"I'm very proud of what we've all been able to accomplish here...my son and I are fully on board...and as all of you have been able to make many of...your own roster signings...my son and I...after some...knock down drag out negotiations...have arranged to sign...The Code Breaker...and...the man who...whispered...in his ear...so...Let The Unfinished Business...Begin!..."
5. Co-commissioner Euritar:
"It's times like these...that make history...me and my co-commissioners...are going to be running an extremely...tight ship...this isn't going to be...like The GWF...or even how The LXG...used to be..."
6. Godsend:
"Look people...all I have to say is...good riddance...to that...GODSEND punk...I'm so glad that poseur wannabe deity has finally been banished...and Vallah...is keeping him under lock and key...just because...he actually thought he could somehow...be me...that's reason enough...to throw his ancient ass in jail...I tell ya...he was totally...harshin my gig..."
7. The Guardian:
"I have no doubt...that The LXG will be triumphant...and I am so proud to be a part of this...but...everyone...needs to be watched...just in case it turns out to be the same old...you know...Dedsong and dance..."
8. The Aethran Overmaster:
"Our LXG Aethran soldier detachment will be...the greatest security force...that The LXG has ever seen...and as negotiated...they will all report directly to Sky Low Low...so we can provide security...justice...and...order...also...and most importantly...as it was also negotiated...if Bill Murray calls me..."Ovie"...one...more time...Aethra will invade...conquer...and enslave...the Earth..."
9. Supreme Ruler of The Earth & Unofficial Architect of Hermaphrodites Annonymous - Nossir Araflat:
"Oh golly!...I am so excited...right Gustav!...to be back in the ring with all our brothers and sisters across the universe...long live The LXG...and I also have to tell you all...I Am Once Again...Pregnant!...Myself And I Are Expecting...Our 15th Child!..."
10. Co-commissioner Sly Drury:
"I...and all of my people...are going to show and prove...to everyone...that people...and even...organizations...can indeed change...life is all about choices...and the mustering...of the courage needed...to make them..."
11. Former CEO of The World Wide Empire, 4th and final Co-commissioner & Freelance Speech Pathologist - Wince McCan't:
"Congratulations everybody!...lets hear it...por us...and all...op my generous seed money!...Stacy...I'll meet you downstairs...Ladies and Gentlemen...we'll be in the car por a while...and then...it's opp to...Downtown Debauchery!...Who's With Us?...Who's Ready To Pight...Por Their Right...To Farty!...Damn It!...
12. Afghanistan Bananastan, Inc:
Sky Low Low - Circle gets the square everybody...
She Devil - I'm not worried...We've got this...
Little Beaver - I hope we've got this...
David Lee Roth - In Beaver I trust...
Endgame - As long as we stick together...we can make this work...families stick together...
Harold Ramis - Hey...are you going to eat the rest of that Sheppard's pie?...
Robert Redford - Yeah...
Jim Morrison - Wow...Is there...anymore burbon?...
The Wicked Monk - That Was My...Sheppard's Pie Man!...
Robert Redford - I Know...
Trish Stratus - Somebody's Playing Footsie...With Me...
David Lee Roth - I Know...
Cheech Marin - Right On...Hey Rickety Rocket...Blast...Off...Holmes...
Sky Low Low - Alright everybody...let's huddle up...
Tommy Chong - Hey...is April...gonna be here...man?...
Ronnie Simmons - DAMN!!!...
Wolf - I so...second that...
Bill Murray - Ok...Fine...I'll Comply...I won't say it anymore...but I'm...Not...Happy About It!...
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A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen...
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Coming Up Next...Results of Reboot Card 1!...from Madison Square Garden...New York, New York!:
1. Adam Cole...takes on...Jay Lethal!
2. Bob Backlund...takes on...LXG Co-commissioner - Sly Drury!
3. "Gladiator of Aethra", Thrash...takes on...Cheerleader Melissa!
4. "Dem Boys", Jay Briscoe & Mark Briscoe...take on "The Gladiators of Aethra", Brute & Massacre!
5. Tyler Black...takes on Lou Thesz!