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Post by TTX on Sept 15, 2021 7:50:29 GMT -5
Can't go wrong with Angle against Mascaras. Some really nice results and loved the Muldoon upset.
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Post by Pariah on Sept 15, 2021 16:00:28 GMT -5
Holy snap! Just realized the LXG has resumed operations... And it looks like you're firing on all cylinders, brotha! Totally stoked that Adam Cole (BAY-BAY!) and my Vampire brothers were able to score significant victories in their respective matches... Plus, I'm looking forward to the inevitable rematch between Mr Backlund and the original intergalactic outlaw, Sly Drury... Keep on rollin'!
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Post by Bri on Sept 24, 2021 7:33:19 GMT -5
HEY Bri! I'm leaving for work but the second i get done I'm going to catch up on your posts here I can't wait (and great to have ya back man Hey victoryroll84! Thanks very much for the above my man. It's good to be back. Will be posting here and there and checking up / catching up on everybody's feds as I can. Card 3 coming up soon, hope its a groove. Thanks my friend!
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Post by Bri on Sept 24, 2021 7:39:04 GMT -5
Can't go wrong with Angle against Mascaras. Some really nice results and loved the Muldoon upset. Mornin TTX me bro! Very glad the match ups were intriguing. I found myself pulling for Muldoon to take that one too. Angle vs Mascaras was a good one too. Actually it was the very first match Kurt Angle was in for me. He's off to a great start. Card 3 coming up in a few. Thank you for always being in the seats brother!
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Post by Bri on Sept 24, 2021 7:51:51 GMT -5
Holy snap! Just realized the LXG has resumed operations... And it looks like you're firing on all cylinders, brotha! Totally stoked that Adam Cole (BAY-BAY!) and my Vampire brothers were able to score significant victories in their respective matches... Plus, I'm looking forward to the inevitable rematch between Mr Backlund and the original intergalactic outlaw, Sly Drury... Keep on rollin'! Mornin Pariah! I decided it was time to go back to The LXG but with a different approach this time. Letting everything unfold as it does and if there are stories to tell, they will always eventually lead us back into the ring. I'm pretty psyched and have come up with hopefully a compelling cross-section of talent across just about every product line FG has - but with having a rahl rating ceiling to keep it competitive. With the exception I will say of the tag team division. Some real monsters in there, The Road Warriors, Briscoes etc. will just have to deal lol. Backlund vs Drury I'm looking forward to as well - also as part of a sort of card full of grudge/feud matches that will hopefully solve nothing lol. Card 3 coming up next. A thousand thank you's amigo!
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Post by Bri on Sept 24, 2021 8:48:00 GMT -5
------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
(A High Level Collision Between - The Legends of Wrestling, The Independents & The Champions of The Galaxy With - The Theatre of The Absurd)
"Sitting In The Stand...Of The Sports Arena...Waiting For The Show To Begin...Red Lights...Green Lights...Strawberry Wine...A Good Friend Of Mine...Follows The Stars...Venus and Mars Are...Alright Tonight..."
Reboot Card No. 3
The O2 Arena London England
Match Results:
1. John Pesek vs Kevin Steen:
Kevin Steen defeated John Pesek via Pinfall - Kevin Steen Pinned John Pesek After Executing His PACKAGE PILEDRIVER alternate finisher - After The Bell...Steen Punted Pesek In The Head As He Left The Ring...
2. Frank Gotch vs Bruiser Brody:
Bruiser Brody defeated Frank Gotch via Pinfall - Bruiser Brody Pinned Frank Gotch After A Crushing Execution of His Running Leg Drop - Post Match...After Gotch Had Left The Ringside Area...Sir Oliver Humperdinck was able to have a quick conversation with Bruiser Brody...
3. Kelly Klein vs She Devil:
Kelly Klein defeated She Devil via Submission - She Devil Submitted To Kelly Klein's END OF THE MATCH finisher (A Guillotine Choke) - Some At Ringside Expected Once She Devil Grabbed Her Whip...That A Brawl Would Start...But She Quickly Slid Out Of The Ring...Klein Looked Quite Disappointed...
4. (The Fabulous Kangaroos) - Al Costello & Roy Heffernan With Wild Red Berry vs (Castilex) - Moog & Sentinel:
The Fabulous Kangaroos (Al Costello & Roy Heffernan With Wild Red Berry) defeated Castilex (Moog & Sentinel) via Pinfall - Al Costello Pinned Sentinel After His Aussie Suplex - In A Bout That Ended With A Ten Minute Standing Ovation For Both Teams...
5. Michael Elgin vs Spike:
Spike defeated Michael Elgin via Pinfall - Spike Pinned Michael Elgin After His Ring Shaking Deadly Decapitator (A Running Clothesline Across The Length Of The Ring To An Opponent Proped Up In The Corner)...After The Call...Spike Mounted The Top Ropes In Celebration And Yelled...For Aethran Glory!!!...
Current Ratings Points & Standings:
5 pts - Win by Finisher 4 pts - Win by Pinfall or Submission 3 pts - Win by Count Out 2 pts - Win by Disqualification 1 pts - Double Disqualification Result 0 pts - Loss
Women's Roster:
5 - Kelly Klein 4 - Penny Banner 4 - Cheerleader Melissa 0 - Gladiator of Aethra - Thrash 0 - Gladiator of Aethra - Alpha Female 0 - She Devil
Inaugural LXG Women's Galaxian Championship - TBD on Card 8
Tag Team Roster:
4 - The Fabulous Kangaroos - Al Costello & Roy Heffernan With Wild Red Berry 4 - The Vampire Legends - Coven Black & Count Necros 4 - Gladiators of Aethra - Brute & Massacre 0 - Dem Boys - Jay Briscoe & Mark Briscoe 0 - The Road Warriors - Hawk & Animal 0 - Castilex - Moog & Sentinel
Inaugural LXG Galaxian Tag-Team Championship - TBD on Card 8
Heavyweight Roster:
5 - Kevin Steen 5 - Kurt Angle 5 - Lou Thesz 5 - Adam Cole 4 - Spike 4 - Bruiser Brody ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 4 - Star Warrior 4 - William Muldoon 4 - LXG Co-commissioner - Sly Drury 0 - Jay Lethal 0 - Bob Backlund 0 - Tyler Black ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 0 - Bryan Danielson 0 - Morpheus 0 - Mil Mascaras 0 - John Pesek 0 - Frank Gotch 0 - Michael Elgin
Inaugural LXG Galaxian Heavyweight, LXG World Heavyweight & LXG Intercontinental Championships - TBD Card 8
In Response To The Press And Or Post Match Comments:
Kevin Steen - Pesek is too old and too slow its time to retire...this is the age of The Indepents...We...rule the present...The Legends...can have the past...
John Pesek - Keep talking tubby...you're time is coming...soon enough...I...never forget...
Sir Oliver Humperdinck - You will all soon be seeing who the most dangerous man in The LXG is...my man...Bruiser Brody!...
Frank Gotch - Real men...don't use managers...real men...manage themselves...managers are a weakness...and shows a lack of skill...I look forward...to drivin that point home...
Kelly Klein - Ringmasters Hat...Big Red Whip...All A Big...Friggin Show...What A Waste Of My Time!...
She Devil - I've Got Bigger Fish To Fry Right Now...I've Got An Emergency Meeting To Go To...And They're Never Good...
The Fabulous Kangaroos - We're The Best...Give Us Those Belts Now Mate!
Wild Red Berry - Who Do I Have To Talk To So...We Never...Wrestle...that...Damn...team again!?!...
Michael Elgin - What Do You Mean...What Happened?...I Lost...You Dumb Ass!...
Spike - So Where's Myyyy...Title At?...
Special Announcement From LXG Co-commissioner - Euritar:
Match Announcements...From Card 7 at Madison Square Garden:
1. Gladiator of Aethra - Thrash...takes on...Gladiator of Aethra - Alpha Female!...In a No Dq / No Count Out / & Non-Rated Bout...
2. Jay Lethal...takes on...Adam Cole...In Our First...And Hopefully...Last...Ever...Loser Has A Plastic Dick...Non-Rated Bout!...
3. LXG Co-commissioner - Sly Drury...takes on...Bob Backlund!...In A Non Rated Bout...Special Guest Referee...Will Be Morgan Dollar!...
(With More To Follow!!)
Behind Closed Doors:
She Devil - YOU DID WHAT!!!...
Sky Low Low - Relax babe...we got this...
She Devil - Do you know just who Brute, Massacre and Spike are!...
Little Beaver - We all have to put our heads together and somehow...figure out...who can beat them...
Wolf - I'm telling all of you...right now...that I...am definitely...one of the three we pick...
She Devil - That is a...HUGE...amount of money that we're gonna have to cough up if we loose...and that's even if we can settle it out of court!...
Sky Low Low - There...see that hot stuff...one down...two to go...
The Wicked Monk - When's the bout taking place?...
Fhanna - Triple C said it's on a special card coming up...
Sky Low Low - Card 7 or 8...both are back at the Garden...
David Lee Roth (smiling) - This is hot...Sky...
Sky Low Low (smiling in response) - See...Dave gets me!...
Bill Murray (twinkle in his eyes) - People...are gonna lose all their shit at once...totally...love this!...
Phantasy - Moog & Sentinel...
Trish Stratus - The Road Warriors...
Robert Redford - Not sure we could persuade either of them...
Little Beaver - Endgame...who do you think should partner up with Wolf?...
Endgame (smiling) - I know just the team...they'd be perfect...and actually...Morrison...is out drinking with one of them as we speak...
Phantasy (also smiling in response) - They'd agree in a heartbeat...
------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Coming Up Next...Results of Card 4!...from ...The Aethran War Dome...The Planet of Aethra!:
1. Bishop Hell...takes on...Mike Quackenbush!
2. Jimmy Snuka...takes on...A.J. Styles!
3. Mildred Burke...takes on...The Fabulous Moolah!
4. "The Midnight Express", Bobby Eaton & Stan Lane With Jim Cornette...take on..."The Greek Gods", Actagon & Proteus!
5. Thantos...takes on...Omega of Cetus!
Tickets Are Still Available To All Events...For Our Special Seating Built For Two...Please Ask For The Wicked Monk At The Box Office...
The LXG - We're Really Not Responsible...😊
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Post by TTX on Sept 24, 2021 8:56:30 GMT -5
Nice wins by Spike and the Kangaroos. Keep the dice hot.
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Post by Bri on Sept 25, 2021 7:46:35 GMT -5
Nice wins by Spike and the Kangaroos. Keep the dice hot. Mornin TTX me bro! I know right! I was REALLY looking forward to both bouts and I have to tell you I was pulling for both Spike and The Kangaroos to get the wins. Although they didn't win via finishers, nevertheless they are off and running. In the case of the Heavyweight standings, the three sections designate how the wrestlers stack up for shots at the Universal Heavyweight, World Heavyweight & Intercontinental belts respectively. Card 4 coming up soon. 1 final pass thru to edit and then she's up. As always, you rock!
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Post by Bri on Sept 25, 2021 11:28:19 GMT -5
------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
(A High Level Collision Between - The Legends of Wrestling, The Independents & The Champions of The Galaxy & The Theatre of The Absurd)
"Close The City And...Tell The People That...Something's Coming To Call...Death And Darkness Are...Rushing Forward To...Take A Bite...From The Wall...Oh..."
Reboot Card No. 4
The Aethran War Dome The Planet of Aethra
Match Results:
1. Bishop Hell vs Mike Quackenbush:
Bishop Hell defeated Mike Quackenbush via Pinfall - Bishop Hell Pinned Mike Quackenbush After His Face Rake - One Of The More Savage Face Rakes Ever Seen...LXG Medical Quickly Stoped The Blood From Spurting Any Further...
2. Jimmy Snuka vs A.J. Styles:
Jimmy Snuka defeated A.J. Styles via Pinfall - Jimmy Snuka Pinned A.J. Styles After His Backbreaker - Post Match...Both Snuka And Styles Were Approached By An Intetested Party...One Of Which Had A Proposition...
3. Mildred Burke vs The Fabulous Moolah:
Mildred Burke defeated The Fabulous Moolah via Submission - The Fabulous Moolah Submitted To Mildred Burke's Crooked Head Scissors - Post Match...Two Men Got Involved...One To Berate The Referee...And The Other To Berate The First Man...
4. (The Midnight Express) - Bobby Eaton & Stan Lane With Jim Cornette vs (The Greek Gods) - Actagon & Proteus:
The Midnight Express (Bobby Eaton & Stan Lane With Jim Cornette) defeated The Greek Gods (Actagon & Proteus via Pinfall - The Midnight Express Pinned Proteus After They're VEG-O-MATIC tag finisher (Eaton Hits A Top Rope Leg Drop While Lane Traps Opponent In A Bear Hug) - Followed By This Time...A Fifteen Minute Standing Ovation...A Masterpiece Of A Match...
5. Thantos vs Omega of Cetus:
Thantos defeated Omega of Cetus via Pinfall - Thantos Pinned Omega of Cetus After His Shoulder Breaker - And Then The Scene Dissolved Into A Demilitarized Zone...As Several Individuals Rushed The Ring...Even Aethran Security Had Problems Holding It All Together...
Current Ratings Points & Standings:
5 pts - Win by Finisher 4 pts - Win by Pinfall or Submission 3 pts - Win by Count Out 2 pts - Win by Disqualification 1 pts - Double Disqualification Result 0 pts - Loss
Women's Roster:
5 - Kelly Klein 4 - Mildred Burke 4 - Penny Banner 4 - Cheerleader Melissa 0 - Gladiator of Aethra - Thrash 0 - Gladiator of Aethra - Alpha Female 0 - She Devil 0 - The Fabulous Moolah
Inaugural LXG Women's Galaxian Championship - TBD on Card 8
Tag Team Roster:
5 - The Midnight Express - Bobby Eaton & Stan Lane With Jim Cornette 4 - The Fabulous Kangaroos - Al Costello & Roy Heffernan With Wild Red Berry 4 - The Vampire Legends - Coven Black & Count Necros 4 - Gladiators of Aethra - Brute & Massacre 0 - Dem Boys - Jay Briscoe & Mark Briscoe 0 - The Road Warriors - Hawk & Animal 0 - Castilex - Moog & Sentinel 0 - The Greek Gods - Actagon & Proteus
Inaugural LXG Galaxian Tag-Team Championship - TBD on Card 8
Heavyweight Roster:
5 - Kevin Steen 5 - Kurt Angle 5 - Lou Thesz 5 - Adam Cole 4 - Thantos 4 - Jimmy Snuka 4 - Bishop Hell 4 - Spike 4 - Bruiser Brody ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 4 - Star Warrior 4 - William Muldoon 4 - LXG Co-commissioner - Sly Drury 0 - Jay Lethal 0 - Bob Backlund 0 - Tyler Black ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 0 - Bryan Danielson 0 - Morpheus 0 - Mil Mascaras 0 - John Pesek 0 - Frank Gotch 0 - Michael Elgin 0 - Mike Quackenbush 0 - A.J. Styles 0 - Omega Of Cetus
Inaugural LXG Galaxian Heavyweight, LXG World Heavyweight & LXG Intercontinental Championships - TBD Card 8
In Response To The Press And Or Post Match:
Mike Quackenbush (with a bandaged side of his face) - Bishop My Ass!...He's Got Some Serious Problems...Bishop Really Needs To His Staff Cleaned!...
Bishop Hell - That's life in the big city Quackie...You're In A Big Bad GWF Arena Now!...My Advice For You...Is To...Quackie On Home Now...Before You Really...Get Hurt!...
Lou Albano - You See That...Ladies And Gentlemen...Aliens And...Whatever...Here's The Next King of The LXG...Jimmy...Superfly...Snuka...
Kenny Omega (To A.J. Styles) - The reason why...he beat you...was Albano's ringside presence...and influence...You Know...I can be quite...influential...myself....
A.J. Styles (after some thought) - I'm listening...
The Fabulous Moolah - Naitch Is Right!...
Buddy Rogers - And...Her Main Squeeze...
The Fabulous Moolah - Ref Called For The Bell Too Friggin Quick!...
Mildred Burke - He Saved You A Trip To The Hospital!...
Lou Thesz - Next Time You But In Where You Don't Belong Rogers!...
Buddy Rogers - You're Gonna Do What?...You Can't Even Catch Me!...
The Midnight Express (in unison but off key) - We...Are The Champions...My Friends!...
Actagon - This Is Last Time You Go Out With Morrison The Night Before A Match!...Ever!...
Proteus - Yeah...yeah...yeah...
Omega of Cetus - They Should Let Us Fight!...
Thantos - Too Little Too Late Old Man!...
Morpheus - Face It Damn It...You Lost!...
Star Warrior - We're Winning Now You Fn Traitors!...
Sly Drury - Shit!...When Did He Get Here!...
Godsend - Security!...Stop Him!...
The Aethran Overmaster - STOP ME!!!...NOBODY STOPS ME!...And Nobody Fights...Unless We Say So!...
Special Announcement From LXG Co-commissioner - Charlie Cox:
Match Announcements...From Card 7...Now To Be Held...At The City Of Fight Arena...On Earth's Moon:
1. Gladiator of Aethra - Thrash...takes on...Gladiator of Aethra - Alpha Female!...In a No Dq / No Count Out / & Non-Rated Bout!...
2. Kevin Steen...takes on...John Pesek...In a No Dq / No Count Out / & Non-Rated Bout!...
3. Jay Lethal...takes on...Adam Cole...In Our First...And Hopefully...Last...Ever...Loser Has A Plastic Dick...Non-Rated Bout!...
4. "The Road Warriors", Hawk & Animal...take on..."The Vampire Legends", Coven Black & Count Necros...In A Non-Rated...Falls Count Anywhere Bout!...
5. LXG Co-commissioner - Sly Drury...takes on...Bob Backlund!...In A Non Rated Bout...Special Guest Referee...Will Be Morgan Dollar!...
6. "The Gladiators of Aethra", Brute, Massacre & Spike...take on..."The Greek Gods", Actagon, Proteus & Wolf...In A Non Rated...No Disqualification...Six Man Tag Team Elimination Bout...For Reasons That Are..."Nobody's Damn Business!"...
Behind Closed Doors:
Wolf - So...What Say You?...
Actagon (amidst vomiting sounds from Proteus in the bathroom) - We're In...This...Is Gonna Be A...Pleasure...
Little Beaver - Oh Great!...That's Super!...
She Devil (pointing towards the bathroom) - Are You Sure He Can He Stay Sober?...
Actagon (during another round of heaving) - Absolutely...We're Gods...For...God's...Sake...?...
Little Beaver (to She Devil) - Don't Worry She...It's...Gonna Be Ok...
Bobby Heenan - So...that's my plan...so subsequently...that's you're guys plan...too...
Blackjack Mulligan - Well...I agree...the man definitely...has to go...
Andre The Giant - Like the others...but how?...
Bobby Heenan - Well...now...I need all of you...to...keep an open mind here...
Blackjack Mulligan - About what?...
Bobby Heenan - About...what I'm going to say next...
Nick Bockwinkel (as he lights the cigar between his teeth) - And here...it...comes...
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Coming Up Next...Results of Card 5!...from...Korakuen Hall...Tokoyo, Japan!:
1. Johnny Gargano...takes on...Kenny Omega!
2. Wolf...takes on...Godsend!
3. Madison Rayne...takes on...Phantasy!
4. "The Young Bucks", Matt Jackson & Nick Jackson With Kenny Omega...take on..."The Colossal Connection", Blackjack Mulligan & Andre The Giant With Bobby Heenan!
5. Solar Flair...takes on...Buddy Rogers!
Tickets Are Still Available To All Events...For Our Special Seating Built For Two...Please Ask For The Wicked Monk At The Box Office...
A Special Word From...The LXG Braintrust:
The Night Before Our Very First "Grudge Card"...Which Will Be Held Monthly At The City Of Fight's Arena On Earth's Moon...Please Join Us For Our Very First Episode Of Our Brand New Interview Show:
Viper's Lounge Lizard Screwjob!
Our Cracked Panel Breaks Down And Analyzes The Six Bouts On Reboot Card 7...And Perhaps Will Have A Suprise...Or Two...For Us All!...(Heaven Help Us...)
Only...On The LXG Television Network...WFUK...
Note: All Seating Built For Two Have All Been Completely Sold Out!...So Now It's Time To Get Creative!...
The LXG - We're Really Not Responsible...😊
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Post by TTX on Sept 25, 2021 11:31:34 GMT -5
Nice to see the Express and Thantos taking wins.
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