A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Oct 30, 2021 16:31:34 GMT -5
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A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen...
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(A High Level Collision Between - The Legends of Wrestling, The Independents, The Champions of The Galaxy, Krazy Kards, Bootlegs & The Theatre of The Absurd)
"...Me And My Old Lady...Sittin In The Shade...Talkin' Bout The First Time We Got Laid...Singin Whoa Boy...Don't Cha Lie On...The Track A Like-a...Whoa Boy...Don't Cha Lie On...The Track...And If I Could...I Surely Would...Stand On The Rock Joe Perry Done Stood...Singin Whoa Boy...Don't Cha Lie On...The Track A Like-a...Whoa Boy...Don't Cha Lie On...The Track..."
Reboot Card No. 8
Castilex Amphitheatre
The Planet of Castilex
Match Results:
▪ The French Angel - Maurice Tillet defeated The Unpredictable Johnny Rodz via Submission...forcing Johnny Rodz to submit to his BEAR HUG finisher...
▪ Amok (aka The Skurge) defeated Chris Candido With Tammy Lynn Sytch via Pinfall...After his EXECUTIONERS SONG primary finisher (A Powerbomb Onto The Knee)...
▪ She Devil defeated Trinity DeNucci via Pinfall...after her Savatte Kick...
▪ Lou Thesz defeated "Old Timer" Jeff King via Submission...forcing King to submit to his Hammerlock...
▪ The Forever Hooligans (Alex Koslov & Rocky Romero) defeated A Billion Reasons (Les Thatcher & Sami Callihan) via Pinfall...The Hooligans pinned Sami Callihan after their CONTRACT KILLER tag finisher (Koslov Holds The Opponent In a Torture Rack Position While Romero Hits A Springboard Knee Drop)...
▪ Kurt Angle defeated Brent Albright via Submission...forcing Albright to submit to his ANKLE LOCK primary finisher...
▪ Azrael Caldarian defeated Pierre The Enormous via Pinfall...after his ANGELIC JUSTICE primary finisher (A Pedigree Piledriver)...
▪ Moonlight defeated Catfight via Pinfall...after Reversing Catfight's Attempted Back Body Drop Off The Ropes Into A Sunset Flip pinning combination...
▪ Epoch defeated Captain Crossbones via Pinfall...after his Big Splash maneuver...
▪ The Flying Redheads (Red Bastien & Billy Red Lyons) defeated Afghanistan Bananastan (Playboy Buddy Loophole Rose & Father Don Leo Jonathan With Bill Murray) via Pinfall...Red Bastien pinned "Father" Don Leo Jonathan after his ATOMIC DROP finisher...
▪ The Triumvirate (Kavan, Gerik The Gifted & Andromedastein With Zaratticus The Dark One) defeated The Carnival of Sins (Kill Prey, Amazing Mann & Steele Freak With Vin Strutter) via Count Out...Steele Freak was counted out after Gerik The Gifted executed a Suicide Dive On Him Outside The Ring...This match has become an LXG "Best of Three Match Feud Series"...post-match...Zaratticus tried to prevent a ballistic Kill Prey from taking matters into a his own hands...but with a blast from his staff of dark magic that blew him completely off his feet...Zaratticus just multiplied their problems...
▪ Raechel Killian defeated Kralla via Pinfall...after her Peacekeeper Special Maneuver (An Over The Shoulder Running Powerslam)...
▪ Antonino Rocca defeated Homicide via Submission...forcing Homicide to submit to his ARGENTINIAN BACKBREAKER finisher (An Over The Shoulder Backbreaker)...
▪ Kevin Steen defeated Freddie Blassie via Pinfall...after his PACKAGE PILEDRIVER alternate finisher...
▪ Rose Caldarian defeated MsChif via Pinfall...after her Inquisition DDT...
▪ The Greek Gods aka The Myrmidons (Actagon & Proteus) defeated Real Horrorshow (Slashmaster & Keith Blood) via Pinfall...Proteus pinned Slashmaster after his OVERHEAD TOSS finisher...
▪ Harley Race defeated Tombstone via Pinfall...after his Back Suplex...
▪ Susan Green defeated Alpha Female via Pinfall...after her Elbow Drop...
▪ The Society of Death (Invincible Kraken, Tanck & Saber) defeated 101st Airborne aka The Screaming Eagles (Commander Sam, American Guy & U.S. Male) via Pinfall...Invincible Kraken pinned Commander Sam after his FALLING FACE SLAM finisher...
▪ Future Shock - Star Slayer & Darkest Justice defeated Grindhouse - Killer Kowalski & Ox Baker via Pinfall...Darkest Justice pinned Ox Baker after his Running Spear Off The Ropes Counter of Baker's Back Body Drop Attempt...
▪ Gladiator of Aethra - Spike defeated Gladiator of Aethra - The Aethran Overmaster via Disqualification...The Aethran Overmaster was disqualified for Repeatedly Blasting Spike's Head Onto The Steel Ring Barrier... This match has become an LXG "Best of Three Match Feud Series"...post-match...the ringside areas and the announce & timekeeper teams scattered...because upstairs...Spike became completely unhinged...and half of the Aethran security...followed his lead...the other half...remained loyal to the current Minister of War...and member of The LXG Braintrust...but the schism started right here...
Our Main Event - For The Inaugural LXG Intercontinental Championship!
▪ Johnny Saint defeated Adam Cole via Pinfall...After First Turtling Up & Then Countering With His JOHNNY SAINT SPECIAL alternate finisher (Duping Opponent Into A Seemingly Genuine Handshake And Then Trapping The Opponent In A Suprise Roll Up Pinning Combination)...
LXG Announcer Jim Solie (to Adam Cole) - You're definitely stronger...and arguably even more agile than him...it's safe to say...that nobody saw this upset coming...what can you tell us?...
Adam Cole (To Solie while regaining his breath) - I lost...because I've never wrestled...a 160 pound spider before...
☆ Johnny Saint Has Won The LXG Intercontinental Championship Title!!!
Extenuating Circumstances & Continuing Developments:
▪ As a result of Godsend's SPEAK OF THE DEVIL finisher used on Wolf (Reboot Card 5), Wolf is (unknowingly) underneath Godsend's control during the duration of either Wolf's next regularily scheduled match...or Godsend's!...
▪ Tauran has officially declined the offer to star in the movie, "Daddy Time...Time...Is Literally On You're Side"...because...he would have to take a six month absence from The LXG...after he saw a picture of who his co-star would have been...Ms. Gal Gadot...his jaw hit the floor...
▪ Joyce Grable was told through LXG Investigator Robert Redford...that the masked woman who attacked her prior to her bout on the last card...was a shadowy woman wrestler...who supposedly goes by the name of Amaranth (but she may have lied), she was never signed...and is now apparently...long gone...The LXG will be well compensating Grable...along with granting her a free future title shot regardless of rank...Grable later asked Redford just how he found out all of this...he said it was the result of a successful week long undercover stakeout of the women's locker rooms...
▪ The LXG came to terms...(we think)...with Murdok and his zombie/ghoul subjects...they will not be allowed at ringside...unless they are contractually permitted to do so...so...as far as we know...this is...a dead issue...(sorry folks...couldn't help that one 😊)...
▪ The Kindred's Disqualification Victory over Red Sun (Reboot Card 7)...has started a, "Best of Three Bout" Feud Series...with The Kindred leading 1 to 0...next months rematch will be for...No Disqualifications And No Count Outs...And...For Double Ratings Points...
▪ John Pesek and Tyler Black will be in a rematch and will serve as the main event for Reboot Card 9 (because the Inaugural LXG Universal Six Man Tag Team Championship Bout is scheduled to be held on Reboot Card 15 - once the contenders have been determined)...their rematch will be a No Dq...No Co...Falls Count Anywhere Bout...
▪ The Triumvirate's Count Out victory over The Carnival of Sins has started a, "Best of Three Bout" Feud Series...with The Triumvirate leading 1 to 0...the terms of next months rematch have just been negotiated between Zaratticus The Dark One, Vin Strutter and LXG Co-commissioner Euritar...A Six-Man Tag Team Elimination Bout...
▪ Gladiator of Aethra - Spikes Disqualification victory over Gladiator of Aethra & Minister of War - The Aethran Overmaster...has started a, "Best of Three Bout" Feud Series...with Spike leading 1 to 0...next months rematch will be for Double Ratings Points...and...they are also wrestling for Aethran Supremacy...both parties have demanded that the winner of this feud...will walk out as The Aethran Minister of War...
Championship Fallout:
▪ A cab pulled up in front of a very modest home in Manchester England...out of the cab walked...The LXG Intercontinental Champion Johnny Saint... the cabbie thought that it was Saint's home...Saint paid his fare and also gave a generous tip...walked up to the front door...and knocked on the door...which was opened by a very...attractive woman:
Elizabeth Hurley - Hello...I'm expecting a...championship wrestler...whose supposed to be...spending the night...might that be you?...
Johnny Saint (holding up the title) - Absolutely love...see that...LXG...Intercontinental...
Elizabeth Hurley (finally cant help but smile some) - Intercontinental Champion only...hmm...well...I suppose...I...can make an exception...do you have any other...selling points for me?...
Johnny Saint (now also smiling some) - I am...without a shadow of a doubt...the most flexible...man...alive...
(Elizabeth Hurley grabs a smiling Johnny Saint by his tie...and yanks him inside her home saying):
Elizabeth Hurley - That one's...just bought you the whole week...
The Hall of Champions:
☆ LXG Universal Women's Champion - Penny Banner
☆ LXG Intercontinental Champion - Johnny Saint
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A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen...
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The LXG...The Place Where...It's Good To Be The Intercontinental Champion...
Coming Up Next:
Reboot Card 9 - Match Announcements!
Happy Weekend all!
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A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen...
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(A High Level Collision Between - The Legends of Wrestling, The Independents, The Champions of The Galaxy, Krazy Kards, Bootlegs & The Theatre of The Absurd)
"...Me And My Old Lady...Sittin In The Shade...Talkin' Bout The First Time We Got Laid...Singin Whoa Boy...Don't Cha Lie On...The Track A Like-a...Whoa Boy...Don't Cha Lie On...The Track...And If I Could...I Surely Would...Stand On The Rock Joe Perry Done Stood...Singin Whoa Boy...Don't Cha Lie On...The Track A Like-a...Whoa Boy...Don't Cha Lie On...The Track..."
Reboot Card No. 8
Castilex Amphitheatre
The Planet of Castilex
Match Results:
▪ The French Angel - Maurice Tillet defeated The Unpredictable Johnny Rodz via Submission...forcing Johnny Rodz to submit to his BEAR HUG finisher...
▪ Amok (aka The Skurge) defeated Chris Candido With Tammy Lynn Sytch via Pinfall...After his EXECUTIONERS SONG primary finisher (A Powerbomb Onto The Knee)...
▪ She Devil defeated Trinity DeNucci via Pinfall...after her Savatte Kick...
▪ Lou Thesz defeated "Old Timer" Jeff King via Submission...forcing King to submit to his Hammerlock...
▪ The Forever Hooligans (Alex Koslov & Rocky Romero) defeated A Billion Reasons (Les Thatcher & Sami Callihan) via Pinfall...The Hooligans pinned Sami Callihan after their CONTRACT KILLER tag finisher (Koslov Holds The Opponent In a Torture Rack Position While Romero Hits A Springboard Knee Drop)...
▪ Kurt Angle defeated Brent Albright via Submission...forcing Albright to submit to his ANKLE LOCK primary finisher...
▪ Azrael Caldarian defeated Pierre The Enormous via Pinfall...after his ANGELIC JUSTICE primary finisher (A Pedigree Piledriver)...
▪ Moonlight defeated Catfight via Pinfall...after Reversing Catfight's Attempted Back Body Drop Off The Ropes Into A Sunset Flip pinning combination...
▪ Epoch defeated Captain Crossbones via Pinfall...after his Big Splash maneuver...
▪ The Flying Redheads (Red Bastien & Billy Red Lyons) defeated Afghanistan Bananastan (Playboy Buddy Loophole Rose & Father Don Leo Jonathan With Bill Murray) via Pinfall...Red Bastien pinned "Father" Don Leo Jonathan after his ATOMIC DROP finisher...
▪ The Triumvirate (Kavan, Gerik The Gifted & Andromedastein With Zaratticus The Dark One) defeated The Carnival of Sins (Kill Prey, Amazing Mann & Steele Freak With Vin Strutter) via Count Out...Steele Freak was counted out after Gerik The Gifted executed a Suicide Dive On Him Outside The Ring...This match has become an LXG "Best of Three Match Feud Series"...post-match...Zaratticus tried to prevent a ballistic Kill Prey from taking matters into a his own hands...but with a blast from his staff of dark magic that blew him completely off his feet...Zaratticus just multiplied their problems...
▪ Raechel Killian defeated Kralla via Pinfall...after her Peacekeeper Special Maneuver (An Over The Shoulder Running Powerslam)...
▪ Antonino Rocca defeated Homicide via Submission...forcing Homicide to submit to his ARGENTINIAN BACKBREAKER finisher (An Over The Shoulder Backbreaker)...
▪ Kevin Steen defeated Freddie Blassie via Pinfall...after his PACKAGE PILEDRIVER alternate finisher...
▪ Rose Caldarian defeated MsChif via Pinfall...after her Inquisition DDT...
▪ The Greek Gods aka The Myrmidons (Actagon & Proteus) defeated Real Horrorshow (Slashmaster & Keith Blood) via Pinfall...Proteus pinned Slashmaster after his OVERHEAD TOSS finisher...
▪ Harley Race defeated Tombstone via Pinfall...after his Back Suplex...
▪ Susan Green defeated Alpha Female via Pinfall...after her Elbow Drop...
▪ The Society of Death (Invincible Kraken, Tanck & Saber) defeated 101st Airborne aka The Screaming Eagles (Commander Sam, American Guy & U.S. Male) via Pinfall...Invincible Kraken pinned Commander Sam after his FALLING FACE SLAM finisher...
▪ Future Shock - Star Slayer & Darkest Justice defeated Grindhouse - Killer Kowalski & Ox Baker via Pinfall...Darkest Justice pinned Ox Baker after his Running Spear Off The Ropes Counter of Baker's Back Body Drop Attempt...
▪ Gladiator of Aethra - Spike defeated Gladiator of Aethra - The Aethran Overmaster via Disqualification...The Aethran Overmaster was disqualified for Repeatedly Blasting Spike's Head Onto The Steel Ring Barrier... This match has become an LXG "Best of Three Match Feud Series"...post-match...the ringside areas and the announce & timekeeper teams scattered...because upstairs...Spike became completely unhinged...and half of the Aethran security...followed his lead...the other half...remained loyal to the current Minister of War...and member of The LXG Braintrust...but the schism started right here...
Our Main Event - For The Inaugural LXG Intercontinental Championship!
▪ Johnny Saint defeated Adam Cole via Pinfall...After First Turtling Up & Then Countering With His JOHNNY SAINT SPECIAL alternate finisher (Duping Opponent Into A Seemingly Genuine Handshake And Then Trapping The Opponent In A Suprise Roll Up Pinning Combination)...
LXG Announcer Jim Solie (to Adam Cole) - You're definitely stronger...and arguably even more agile than him...it's safe to say...that nobody saw this upset coming...what can you tell us?...
Adam Cole (To Solie while regaining his breath) - I lost...because I've never wrestled...a 160 pound spider before...
☆ Johnny Saint Has Won The LXG Intercontinental Championship Title!!!
Extenuating Circumstances & Continuing Developments:
▪ As a result of Godsend's SPEAK OF THE DEVIL finisher used on Wolf (Reboot Card 5), Wolf is (unknowingly) underneath Godsend's control during the duration of either Wolf's next regularily scheduled match...or Godsend's!...
▪ Tauran has officially declined the offer to star in the movie, "Daddy Time...Time...Is Literally On You're Side"...because...he would have to take a six month absence from The LXG...after he saw a picture of who his co-star would have been...Ms. Gal Gadot...his jaw hit the floor...
▪ Joyce Grable was told through LXG Investigator Robert Redford...that the masked woman who attacked her prior to her bout on the last card...was a shadowy woman wrestler...who supposedly goes by the name of Amaranth (but she may have lied), she was never signed...and is now apparently...long gone...The LXG will be well compensating Grable...along with granting her a free future title shot regardless of rank...Grable later asked Redford just how he found out all of this...he said it was the result of a successful week long undercover stakeout of the women's locker rooms...
▪ The LXG came to terms...(we think)...with Murdok and his zombie/ghoul subjects...they will not be allowed at ringside...unless they are contractually permitted to do so...so...as far as we know...this is...a dead issue...(sorry folks...couldn't help that one 😊)...
▪ The Kindred's Disqualification Victory over Red Sun (Reboot Card 7)...has started a, "Best of Three Bout" Feud Series...with The Kindred leading 1 to 0...next months rematch will be for...No Disqualifications And No Count Outs...And...For Double Ratings Points...
▪ John Pesek and Tyler Black will be in a rematch and will serve as the main event for Reboot Card 9 (because the Inaugural LXG Universal Six Man Tag Team Championship Bout is scheduled to be held on Reboot Card 15 - once the contenders have been determined)...their rematch will be a No Dq...No Co...Falls Count Anywhere Bout...
▪ The Triumvirate's Count Out victory over The Carnival of Sins has started a, "Best of Three Bout" Feud Series...with The Triumvirate leading 1 to 0...the terms of next months rematch have just been negotiated between Zaratticus The Dark One, Vin Strutter and LXG Co-commissioner Euritar...A Six-Man Tag Team Elimination Bout...
▪ Gladiator of Aethra - Spikes Disqualification victory over Gladiator of Aethra & Minister of War - The Aethran Overmaster...has started a, "Best of Three Bout" Feud Series...with Spike leading 1 to 0...next months rematch will be for Double Ratings Points...and...they are also wrestling for Aethran Supremacy...both parties have demanded that the winner of this feud...will walk out as The Aethran Minister of War...
Championship Fallout:
▪ A cab pulled up in front of a very modest home in Manchester England...out of the cab walked...The LXG Intercontinental Champion Johnny Saint... the cabbie thought that it was Saint's home...Saint paid his fare and also gave a generous tip...walked up to the front door...and knocked on the door...which was opened by a very...attractive woman:
Elizabeth Hurley - Hello...I'm expecting a...championship wrestler...whose supposed to be...spending the night...might that be you?...
Johnny Saint (holding up the title) - Absolutely love...see that...LXG...Intercontinental...
Elizabeth Hurley (finally cant help but smile some) - Intercontinental Champion only...hmm...well...I suppose...I...can make an exception...do you have any other...selling points for me?...
Johnny Saint (now also smiling some) - I am...without a shadow of a doubt...the most flexible...man...alive...
(Elizabeth Hurley grabs a smiling Johnny Saint by his tie...and yanks him inside her home saying):
Elizabeth Hurley - That one's...just bought you the whole week...
The Hall of Champions:
☆ LXG Universal Women's Champion - Penny Banner
☆ LXG Intercontinental Champion - Johnny Saint
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A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen...
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The LXG...The Place Where...It's Good To Be The Intercontinental Champion...
Coming Up Next:
Reboot Card 9 - Match Announcements!
Happy Weekend all!